1 I have a showdown
"Hello, everyone, when you see this, you actually already know my true identity, that's right, I have a showdown, I am Dong Zhuo, as for why I am Dong Zhuo, it has to start from that dark and windy night."
It was a dark and windy night, dark clouds and demonic winds were everywhere, and even the pure Moon Sister hid in the clouds.
Beneath the steel-strewn high-rise buildings is a long dragon of streetlights that glows brightly.
I swaggered down the road, and the silence around me was terrible, so quiet that there was not even a bird calling.
The landscape trees on both sides of the highway whirred with the demon wind, and the leaves were constantly blown down.
I looked at the slightly eerie scene nearby and just smiled contemptuously.
"What's the matter, it's going to be haunted, but it's a pity that labor and management are not afraid."
After saying this, I sped up and rushed forward, the more I ran, the more weak my heart became, the faster my heart beat faster, and even my breathing became short.
"What the hell is the weather, why don't you even have a bird feather on the road, it's only two o'clock in the morning, haunted? I'm not afraid of ghosts. ”
I said this quickly, but I didn't dare to look back at what was going on behind it, I just felt that it was cold behind me.
What the? You say I'm afraid of ghosts? Fart, I've never been afraid of anyone since I've lived so big, and I dare to pee on his head when the king of heaven comes.
Why don't I dare to turn back? If you think I'm stupid, if you really live to see something you shouldn't see, then I can't explain it here. It's not called fear, it's called cherishing life, you know?
While I was still at war with the Reader Celestials, two bright lights suddenly appeared in front of me, almost blinding my titanium human eye.
Seeing that I was about to be sent to the sky by this rampaging car, saying that it was too late and that was too fast, the corners of my mouth slanted.
"That's what you want me to do? I haven't lived long enough! ”
At that moment, the car was still about a meter away from me, and my first action was to pull my handsome hair back.
Then I bent over, held my head in my hands, and grabbed the soles of my Nike shoes with ten toes, and my abdominal and thigh muscles swelled wildly, revealing a perfect silhouette.
The action has been completed, ready to go, like a awakened lion, rolling to the side in a dashing manner.
Immediately after that, it rotated 720 degrees in the air, and then fell to the ground with a "bang", and the remaining strength was not stopped, like an ice hockey ball thrown out by someone and slid out of a distance of more than ten meters with its face on the ground.
That's right, as you think, I'm hanging! And the appearance of hanging is very miserable. The whole person was almost twisted into a ball, and the flesh and blood were blurred.
And the last thought I had when my consciousness fell into chaos was.
"Author of Dog Day! I lost my mother! ”
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"Guy smash!"
In a daze, I heard a vague call, and my consciousness gradually woke up, and the moment I opened my eyes, an old man with kind eyebrows and fairy bones appeared in front of me.
The old man smiled, and his face got closer and closer.
Not good! It's going to take advantage of me!
I fell into it with one punch, and there is no need to pay attention to any new fashion at this time!
And the old man obviously didn't expect me to burst out and hurt someone, his eyes widened, and I punched him to the ground.
"Old man! Eat me another set of Seven Wounds Punch! ”
Lying on the ground, I jumped up, changed from defense to attack, and rode on the old man in one fell swoop.
"Boy! I'm ......."
Before the old man could finish speaking, I threw another punch.
"You're a piece of! It's all a ghost, who is afraid of whom, dare to take advantage of labor and capital, I can't beat you to death, eat my seven wounds! ”
"Hah!" I was angry in the dantian, my legs were tied to the horse, my hands were palms up, and my palms were down, and I finished my work!
Looking at the old man, at the beginning, he was still a fairy and a bone, but now he has become full of bags, his clothes are ragged, and the whole person is trembling there, as if he has gone crazy.
"Old man, this is what happened to you bullying me, I met my uncle, you are unlucky, hahahahaha."
After beating someone, the mood became particularly comfortable, of course, I didn't beat him because he was hit by a car and had nowhere to vent his anger.
Everyone is a clear-eyed person, this old man looks like a human, looks heroic and upright, but what he does is so unbearable, it is simply insulting.
It was mad to dare to kiss a handsome man under the sun.
As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell will beat him up, which can be regarded as winning glory for my Buddha.
Just when I was thinking about it, I only felt a little hairy behind my back, and then a surge of anger pressed on me.
It made my whole body tremble involuntarily.
"It's cold!"
But I was about to look back, but I found that I couldn't control myself at all, and I could only glance back with my eyes.
I vaguely saw a huge foot covering me!
"It stinks!" Before I fell unconscious, I only had time to say these two words before I was trampled by a big foot!
Later, you will know, I became Dong Zhuo.
But I never let those subordinates call me Dong Zhuo, I let them call me Wang Tianzheng!
At first, some people were not used to calling me Dong Chenxiang, but since I lost my temper and beheaded Lu Bu, no one has called me wrong.
Hey, how lonely it is to be invincible.
At first, I thought that I was trampled on the Three Kingdoms World by that stinky foot and threw myself into Dong Zhuo, and I thought that Lu Bu would cuckold me, so I cut off his head under the pretext that he called me by the wrong name.
But the reality is a headache, and I'm not coming to the world of the Three Kingdoms, but the game world of the shore.
I live in Luoyang, and I am guarded by the twelve states! But I never asked about state affairs, and the gorgeous and lovely concubines who accompanied me in the harem every day played hide and seek.
According to the history of the Three Kingdoms, Dong Zhuo is definitely going to die, so I'm still playing a fart, it's better to have a good time every day.
This idea lasted until countless armies surrounded Luoyang City!
I thought I was going to follow the trend of history and hang in Luoyang City, but I didn't expect a chat interface to pop up suddenly, letting me know that I had entered the game world.
I watched the people on the World Channel frantically scrolling through the antique texts, and I suddenly wanted to say something.
"Strong man and slow, maybe I can save it!"