In the middle of the night, I sat on the throne in the main hall, and said that the main hall was actually a dilapidated tile house, and that it was a tiled house, but in fact there were only a few tiles on the roof.

The wooden houses are dilapidated and smell of decay. Gusts of overhead wind blew on my patched domineering dragon robes everywhere. (Overhead wind, which is when the wind blows in from all sides of the house and then up from the roof...... ）

"So? After I was beheaded by Dong Zhuo by the army of players? Now he's a city lord again? And then I might be a gamer? ”

I looked at my dilapidated hall, my expression becoming more and more serious, and my heart gradually collapsed.

What kind of player am I? I used to play the shore of the earth, zoomed in to see my own small town, and it looked like it had a magnificent appearance. Is it my turn to turn this luxurious town into a dilapidated town?

No, this wasn't a dilapidated town, and I looked out along the collapsed wall on the left, and there was an unobstructed wilderness full of broken houses, and a few mud thatched houses worse than my house stood pitifully.

"Are you sure this is a small town? And it's still a small player town? ”

I was lost in thought......

"My lord! I'm Cao someone! ”

From afar, I heard a roar, followed by a middle-aged man in a brocade robe who pushed the front door of my hall open.

"Smack!" My two front doors, which looked fairly new, crashed to the ground.

I stayed there, and Cao stayed there.

Half-rated......

"The door of labor!"

I yelled with wide eyes, and walked towards Cao with a knife, murderous.

"My lord! Listen to me......" Cao watched me come over with a knife, swallowed his saliva involuntarily, and hurriedly explained to me.

"I listen to your mother sell batches!"

I didn't finish telling Cao someone, and the quick thing was to behead Cao someone with a knife, and the action was so fast that the blood did not touch the knife. But I myself was sprayed in the face.

"I'm left with these two front doors, and if you break it for me, I can't kill you." I grinned and wiped the blood from my face with my sleeve.

And Cao's head was wide-eyed, his eyes were full of shock, and if he looked closely, there seemed to be a hint of resentment.

"Someone's coming!" I yelled at the door.

It took half a day for two people wearing cloth clothes and long knives hanging from their waists to walk in slowly, and they didn't even dare to raise their heads.

"Carry this man out for me and bury him." I called out and watched the two of them carrying Cao someone and was about to go out.

My eyes lit up and I stopped them again.

I looked at Cao's body, frowned, and fell into deep thought.

Past Half Salary......

"You guys, you picked off his clothes for me to change into, it's so good to wear when you die, it's a waste."

The two sergeants lowered their heads, the corners of their mouths twitched, and then they quickly picked up the clothes of Cao's corpse and put them on for me.

"How I'm dressed."

"Back to the lord, it fits perfectly."

"Well, yes, yes, I love to hear that, carry it down."

"Yes!"

"Hey, who did he just say? I let him break my door. ”

"Lord, he just said outside that he was someone Cao."

"Cao someone?" My face changed.

, Cao Cao? The four-star Cao Cao card sent in the soil? Onboarding? Don't? What's next?

"Report! Lord! Something bad happened, and a large group of bandits outside surrounded our city gates. A sergeant ran in in a panic, with a panicked look on his face.

"I'm afraid, where is my city lord, let him pull dozens of brothers to destroy that group of thieves." I said nonchalantly.

In my impression, it is very good for a novice to guide the thief soldiers, and a random general with 100 soldiers and horses can be destroyed, and there is no loss of soldiers.

"Lord...... Lord! We don't have generals! The whole city combined, there are only 20 people, and they have more than 100 people. ”

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I fell into endless silence with the three sergeants present.

"Is this meow someone manipulating me?"

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I walked towards the city gate with a skeptical look on my face.

Looking at the dilapidated buildings along the way, there is not even a single bird feather on the road.

I was sure that someone was definitely fixing me.

Walking to the city wall, I looked at the No. 20 people standing on the city wall, all of them were wearing tattered cloth clothes, a small flag that had been torn and full of holes hung on the city, and the No. 20 sergeant was hiding behind the wall with a sad face and did not dare to show his head.

On the other hand, the more than 100 bandits outside the city are strong and strong, the clothing system is uniform, the flag is fluttering, and the morale is full.

I can't help but wonder who is the regular army and who is the bandit.

"Heroes, I don't know what you have to do in this city." My cat was stomping on the wall, only one head was exposed, and his face was full of politeness and flattery, regardless of whether the thieves below could see it or not.

According to the sergeant's idea when he looked at me at the time, it was a cheap smile.

I just want to say that the little life is the little life that matters, and you can't blame me.

"Hahahahaha, hero? You're the first to say that about us, cowards on the earthen wall, Lao Tzu is a thief, obediently hand over your valuable things, otherwise we will go on a killing spree. "The leader of the bandits stood at the front of the line and shouted at me arrogantly.

"Crackling!" Before I could say anything, the 20 or so people under my command had already thrown out the silver taels on the long knives in their hands.

"You guys meow......" I watched as my sergeants threw out everything of value on them. couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, and scolded a group of cowards in his heart.

Immediately afterwards, I threw away the sword at my waist, and for the sake of safety, I also took off the dead man's clothes and threw them out. In case they tear up the ticket, I lie on the ground in my underwear and maybe survive.

This is not cowardice, this is strategy, that's right, keep the dog's life alive, not afraid of running out of firewood.

"Ladies and gentlemen, we have thrown out all this bit of belongings, please don't be impulsive and solve the problem peacefully." I yelled outside in my underwear.

"Hahaha, count you as acquaintances, little ones, take the things, let's retreat, brothers on the earthen wall, let's see you next time, hahahahahaha......"

See you next time? I suddenly had some kind of misunderstanding about this sentence.

But I didn't dig deeper, and I breathed a sigh of relief as I watched the bandits leave.

"You stand in line for me!" The smiling face of the thief just now was replaced by seriousness.

I looked at the number 20 people standing below in my underwear, and they didn't dare to look up at me one by one, and they all made all kinds of small movements with unnatural faces.

I looked at their frightened looks, and I couldn't help but become arrogant again.

"Whoever told you to throw your weapons out, I'm ashamed of you! Come, just you, the one who looks at me, you say, why did you lose your weapon! ”

"Back to my lord! In this case, if you don't lose your weapon, you lose your life, and you also lose it, my lord! The sergeant replied truthfully.

"Come on, drag this man and cut him down!" I'm impatient and dare to contradict me.

"Lord!" One of the sergeants below was about to speak.

"You say!"

"Our knives were snatched away by bandits......"

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