"It's okay to be grateful."

"Everyone is artificial leather, why are you genuine leather?"

"The sudden commotion almost broke the old man's waist."

"Brother R really won't let us down."

"This is the difference between nine years of compulsory education and ten years of hard study."

"To be reasonable, you should thank you, no problem."

The audience on and off the stage was amused.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

Ren Dong was shown off, and changed his lines on the spot to make trouble: "Rampage's performance today is as good as ever, but I found that ROY's 'wife group' is in the audience, celebrating this victory together." ”

"It's like you're the only one."

"Why didn't you find a girlfriend?"

"Girlfriend question-" Xiao Kai dragged out a long voice, and only then spoke: "Professional players must be cautious when looking for a girlfriend, and they need her to understand your industry." ”

"If you don't understand, it's troublesome."

"Accompanying your girlfriend will delay training, concentrate on training, and your girlfriend may have to give you some color."

As soon as this sentence was said, it mobilized the fans who watched the interview.

The Chinese language is broad and profound, and the meaning of the expression is completely different if the pronunciation or sentence break and tone of the exact same text are slightly changed.

For example, there are four solutions to 'liking someone'.

Girlfriend gives color ......

It's very substantial.

"That's true."

"Brother R's thinking is still too conservative, like me, it's much simpler, just a woman and a living."

"The brother upstairs, isn't it too strict about gender?"

"Online dating, little brother, I can P the way you like, and I can change the voice you like."

"Is there a Bi Luo Yin? The kind with the surname Joe. ”

"A long-distance relationship is really nothing, as long as the four of you can understand each other.

After a laugh and an interview with the assistant Xiao M, the original top laner Let, and coach Brother Xiang, Ren Dong threw out the last question: "What is the next goal to win the summer championship and advance to the S7 finals as the No. 1 seed?" ”

ROY everyone looked at each other, and unanimously pushed out Xiao Kai, who was the best at talking, to answer.

"Well, the so-called journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, and you can't be too ambitious, so let's set a small goal first."

Xiao Kai made a serious face: "Let's eat KFC first!" ”

……

……

After being hungry all day, KFC is of course not satisfied, after all, the brick family has long classified fried chicken thighs, French fries and instant noodles into the category of junk food that affects health.

In this regard, Xiao Kai felt very unfair.

KFC is forgotten, instant noodles, which are affordable and inexpensive, have been forced to change even the production method, and it will affect health?

Why don't you say that anyone who has drunk water will not live to be 150 years old?

As for whether there is such a thing as nutrition or not, it is not a staple food that can be decided, and eating hand-rolled noodles every day is still not nutritious.

Brew with boiling water cabbage broth, add some Australian dragon, Wagyu beef, two abalones, nine wings, ostrich eggs or something, see if there are bricks who dare to speak?

At the table of the Little Sheep chain store that I visited last time, the ROY team members gathered around a large round table, eating and drinking while talking nonsense.

The other finalists have to fly all the way to get over, and some need to go through several rounds of competition before they can be grouped in the lottery.

During this time, ROY, as the top seed, only needs to observe the situation and actively prepare for the fight, and there is no fierce battle to fight, which is relatively easy.

"By the way, you sort out the image, and I'll start a live broadcast."

Xiao Kai used his mobile phone to enter the backstage, opened the stream, threw a piece of scalded bullwhip on his chopsticks and threw it into the mustard soy sauce and soaked it, turned around and stuffed it into the mouth of Uzi, who didn't know what this translucent substance cut into petals was.

Conscientious anchor, do what you say.

“666666666——”

“66666——”

"Sure enough, conscience!"

"Strength pit teammates."

"Really, Hitogu."

"MD, poison the meal!"

It's a bit hard to give away a rocket.

Hey, the fish demon gave away a rocket.

"Thank you brothers for the gift!"

Xiao Kai blocked Uzi's counterattack with one hand, and interacted with his mobile phone with the other: "Actually, the king of the canyon is good, I am just a day or two away, and I will go back tonight to continue the double-row military training of passers-by." ”

"Don't say I'm shameless or shameless, just say if you don't see it!"

"Hmm...... Damn, the tofu is hot! ”

A piece of milky white semi-solid was forced by Uzi to come in, chewed it Xiao Kai only to find that something was wrong, and swallowed it reluctantly after two breaths: "In addition, at the request of everyone, a group of water friends was built, mysterious number: 436328211." ”

"If you have an idea, you can come in and discuss."

"The group owner is me, the private chat is blocked, the email will be read every day, if there is anything unhappy, you can talk to me, I will open it when I broadcast live, so that everyone can have fun together."

"Huh, it's there so soon?"

There is a special person responsible for managing the application for joining the group, and Xiao Kai turns off the prompt sound all year round, but the information received in the penguin mailbox will also pop up on WeChat.

In ten seconds, an email came.

The content is: Brother R, I am 17 years old this year, Master of the Canyon, can I be an anchor or play professionally.

"Let's be an anchor......

Xiao Kai thought for a while: "It's not very good now, because after the bonus period, more and more people enter the market, fewer and fewer people invest, brokerage companies are everywhere, and it is difficult for individuals to do it." ”

"There is another problem that many people get wrong, live broadcast is not about rank, but about gender."

"If you're a man, don't waste your time broadcasting, there's no B use; It's a girl who can try it, and maybe it will become popular one day. ”

"Which B, which day are you talking about." XG comes to the fore.

“？？？？？”

“？？？”

"What the hell?"

"G big HS?"

"That's what it means!"

"Understood, understood."

"I'll know what you had to say."

“……”

"Hey, don't listen to XG!"

Xiao Kai hurriedly denied: "How to understand it is your problem, I didn't mean to have these things." ”

"As for playing professionally...... Actually, I don't look at the rank. ”

"What canyon 800 points, Hanbok 1,000 points, those are useless, isn't the one who plays the hand also a thousand-point king day by day?"

"Some people are kings, because strength is kings, and some people are kings, because the highest rank is kings."

"When you get to the point where you want to score, you can score as many points as you want, and the whole LOL game, when you can hardly find anyone to play in the same position, is it suitable to enter the professional league and have a chance to stand out in the LPL."

"Otherwise, if you enter the club, you will also be a sparring partner, and you will be a custom puppet for others in the youth training, why bother?"

"I seem to have said something terrible, everyone should not have heard it, and don't reveal it......"