Chapter 361: Job Fair for the Dead
On the edge of the battlefield where the smoke of gunfire had not yet dissipated, two wide tables were erected side by side.
The first seat sat side by side with the two chairmen of the "Tam - Hinata Hinata Investment and Development Group", and the second seat was the third generation Hokage, an official political review expert of Konoha and his two disciples, Jiraiya and Tsunade.
And in front of the table, there is a long queue in an orderly manner.
It's a lively atmosphere of a large-scale corporate job fair.
Not long ago, the leader of the criminal gang, Orochimaru, who was no longer able to resist, and his henchmen Hei Jue also bowed their heads in the face of justice and were arrested.
And how to deal with the army of filthy soil left behind by Orochimaru has become a key problem that needs to be solved urgently.
Eventually, Tamu, who wielded the power of the resurrection and supreme force, decided:
Konoha honmura ninjas are directly eligible for resurrection, while out-of-village ninjas need to sign a labor contract with our company to be resurrected.
And related households like Watergate and Jiu Sinai are naturally resurrected first.
So after a while, Naruto from the two worlds brought back a pair of parents from Tamu...
Adult Sasuke brought back an older brother...
Then Tsunade Hime, who came later, brought back her four grandfathers...
And the three generations of Hokage brought back a... Himself.
However, in addition to these priority related households, there are also scum scum among the ninjas in the village, and the ninjas in the other villages are not necessarily willing to sell their freedom to return to the world, and there are many details that deserve careful consideration and agreement.
As a result, a resurrection qualification review conference was in full swing.
"Have you figured out all our policies?"
Examiner Tamu asked businessmanly.
"The old man wants to return to the Pure Land!"
Muscle Brother Gui Third Generation Lei Ying said in a rough voice.
"Hmm..."
Tam slapped the table in annoyance, and reluctantly pointed to the other side where there were already many people waiting:
"Didn't I say that I didn't want to be resurrected and wait over there?"
"Sure enough, the ninjas in Yunyin Village are full of muscles in their brains!"
It is rude enough to offend such a ninja predecessor as the third generation of Thunder Shadow, and it is extremely unwise to openly hack a large hidden village.
However, there were several Yunyin powerhouses present, including the three generations of Lei Ying himself, but none of them dared to stand up and have a wave of happy enmity with Tamu according to Yunyin's customs...
Because Tamu sat quietly beside him like a well-behaved kitten...
It was Miss Hinata Hinata, who had just made a big show of power in front of the two armies, controlled the ten-tailed core button of the sacred tree, and could send all the ninja people to heaven at any time if she was in a bad mood.
"Alright, next!"
Tamu impatiently sent off the three generations of Thunder Shadow, and beckoned the next registrant to appear.
As soon as he finished speaking, Deidara, who was wearing a Akatsuki uniform and a golden ponytail, stepped forward.
"Hmm... It's you! β
When Tamm met Deidara, he began a formulaic conversation with little interest:
"In one sentence, explain the benefits you can create for the company."
"Huh?"
Deidara was slightly stunned, and then said with some confusion: "Why do you ask this?" β
"Nonsense!"
Tamm casually explained:
"You're not a ninja in the village, you're not a good person with a good reputation, and you're a member of a terrorist organization!"
"If you want to be resurrected, you can only serve as an employee of our company."
"As the chairman of the company, I will personally ask you what value you are worthy of recruiting by the company, is there any problem?"
"This..."
Deidara angrily pointed to the otherworldly Uchiha Itachi in the distance, who had been reunited with the adult Sasuke, and said angrily:
"He's also a member of the Xiao Organization, why did he come back to life directly?"
"Huh? You don't know? β
"Oh... You are Deidara in a parallel world! β
It dawned on Tamu and explained:
"Itachi is an undercover agent in our Konoha Hidden Village who broke into the Xiao organization, and he belongs to a good person who can be resurrected directly!"
"What?! That bastard turned out to be..."
Deidara was so angry that she wanted to vomit blood:
The big brother of society who forcibly dragged him, a pure teenager, into a terrorist organization turned into an officially certified undercover hero?
"So... What about the two of them! β
"The two of them are the leaders of our Xiao organization, so they were resurrected directly without asking?!"
Deidara angrily pointed at the newly resurrected Nagato and Konan, who were still standing behind Jiraiya.
Jiraiya, who was sitting precariously, suddenly showed an embarrassed look on his face.
"Humph!"
Tam didn't care about the little embarrassment in his heart, but explained confidently:
"Zilai is also the senior brother of the chairman, and he personally said that he wants to resurrect the person, do you still need to waste time on the qualification review?!"
"You!!"
The young and frivolous and unsophisticated Deidara was so angry that he was speechless by Tam's blatant nepotism.
And the underworld brothers who led him astray and forced him to go further and further on the road of crime at the beginning, but after he sacrificed his life for the organization, they were whitewashed one after another...
Such a black-and-white upside-down and absurd reality makes Deidara, a young artist, feel that the world is cold and dark.
But there is no way, Deidara doesn't want to return to the Pure Land like this, he still wants to continue his artistic life.
As a result, Deidara had no choice but to bend to the dark reality and explain his "worth" according to Tamu's meaning...
"Nothing new except that an explosion is an explosion..."
"Can't you say something that touches people's hearts?"
Out of a sudden onset of bad taste, Tamu vividly interpreted the bad style he learned from some small cadres in his previous life:
If you can do more than one step, you will never turn on the green light, if you can disgust people, you will never say human words, in short, it can make people feel uncomfortable...
"Damn!"
"Still touching people's hearts?"
The young artist, who was so disgusted with grief, couldn't help but sigh bitterly:
"My parents died when I was a child, and I had to send someone to work as an apprentice under that weird old man!"
"When I was nine years old, I had to endure a great deal of hardship to escape from that old man in pursuit of art; Later, he was displaced in the ninja world, had no fixed residence, and was repeatedly chased and killed by Iwakuin ninjas. β
"And I was just twelve years old when those three murderers forced me to join a terrorist organization..."
"But even so, I never gave up on my pursuit of art!"
"My whole life is just my art!"
......
Under this strange painting style, the judge, Miss Hinata, has been moved to the corner of her eyes.
"Hmm..."
In order to take care of Hinata's touched girl's heart, Tamu hurriedly signed this good employee in the ninja world who had a tragic background but still insisted on pursuing art in the face of adversity:
"Big brother, don't say it!"
"The organization has been decided, and you will be the chief engineer of directional blasting in the company's construction department!"
Deidara gladly accepted, and hurried to another line to receive the Resurrection Coins.
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The next candidate came along...
"Danzo?!"
Tam cried out in some surprise, and hesitated for a moment before asking:
"Wait... Which group are you? β
Tuan Zang's face was very ugly, and he held it for a long time before he said with some difficulty: "The one you blew up..."
"Then you still dare to come here?!"
Tamu said angrily, "It's good that I can't help but blow you up again!" β
Tuan Zang, who was obsessed because he died too aggrieved and his ideals were not realized, put down his dignity and whispered to his enemy in front of him:
"But I'm also a Konoha ninja..."
"Didn't you say that the Konoha ninja could be resurrected directly?"
"Humph!"
Tamu snorted maliciously:
"Danzo! Don't you know yet? β
"You've long been officially certified a traitor in Konoha!"
As he spoke, Tam's mouth opened and he spat out a large number of magazines and periodicals, all of which were officially certified by the Hokage's office as news reports about the evil deeds of the group.
"Take these articles and take a good look at them!"
Tamu maliciously threw a few well-documented magazines into Tuan Zang's hand, and said:
"After reading this, are you still embarrassed to come back to Konoha?"
Danzang's face was not difficult to look at, but the face of the third generation Hokage of the censor turned into a pig kidney.
And Tuan Zang carefully read the columns in his hand...
"The first sub-village-level tiger since the establishment of Konoha Village?"
"Shimura Tunzo seriously violated organizational discipline and deliberately sabotaged the process of building Harmony Konoha?"
"The second-generation Hokage's personal disciples use their power for personal gain, and they have no shame in digging into the corners of the fire?"
Danzo read such an article, and his face quickly became more gloomy than that of the three generations of Hokage.
By the time he had read it all, his whole body was furious like a volcano about to erupt.
"Ape Flying Sun Slash!"
He angrily shouted out the full name of his old classmate, and roared with no bearing:
"How many black cauldrons have you put on my head!"
"It's just a matter of the Uchiha clan, and I admit it!"
"You even put the matter of Hinata Hinata and Hagi Shuomao on my back?"
"Thisβthese are all politically necessary means..."
The old face of the three generations of Hokage turned black, and he defended a little weakly: "How can it be said that the matter of a politician is a black cauldron? β
In the past few years, he has made good use of the name of his old classmate Konoha Pot King, and basically deducted all the black history accumulated in the village for many years to Shimura Tuanzang.
And before Tuan Zang's anger was finished, he said:
"There is also the issue of the treatment of four generations of orphans..."
"The Vortex Clan of the Vortex Country..."
"Ahem, ahem, ahem!!"
Seeing that the old classmate was getting more and more outrageous, the three generations of Hokage gasped and coughed violently:
"Comrade Tuanzang is a little confused, let's send him down to rest and rest quickly!"
As he spoke, the three Hokages looked at the principal Tamu with begging eyes.
Naturally, Tamu was not interested in digging up Konoha's dark history, and the decision to send Danzo away was exactly what he wanted.
As a result, the "delirious" comrade Danzang was sent to the Pure Land of Bliss for recuperation by Tamu and the three generations of Hokage.
Until Danzo was forcibly taken away by the two clones, he was still cursing his shameless old classmate Ape Fei Ri.
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"Next!"
Tam opened his mouth and beckoned.
A handsome young man walked forward slowly, and said kindly, "I am..."
"Four generations of Mizukage from another world, Yakura!"
But Tamm knew the "boy", and he immediately laughed happily:
"Needless to say, you can be resurrected directly!"
"Huh?"
Yakura was a little surprised: "It's not that the Ninja of the Outtown need..."
"Haha..."
Tam laughed and explained, "In this world, 'you' and I are friends. β
"And the style of the water country in the other world is also very unaccustomed to me!"
"What happened to Fog Hidden Village?"
As the previous generation of Mizukage, Yakura asked very concernedly.
"Alas... It's hard to put into words! β
Tam said with some indignation:
"The five generations of Mizukage and the sixth generation of Mizukage, who later ascended to the throne, in order to consolidate the legitimacy of their rule..."
"It's hard to promote you, the former Hokage, who was manipulated by the enemy, as a madman with some 'tyrannical bloodline'."
Tamu knew Yakura, and naturally knew that Yakura's personality was actually extremely gentle, just like a gentle teenager like his appearance.
But in the foggy village of the world of "Boruto", Yakura has always played the role of the head of the mustache in the impression of his juniors, and Yakura's grandson has also been discriminated against because of the so-called "tyrannical bloodline".
As a friend of Yakura, Tamu naturally couldn't get used to such an approach.
So he shook up the black material of the Otherworldly Fog Hidden Village again:
"And that sixth-generation Mizukage... That's real water! β
"It is said that a few days ago, that Mizukage was actually cut down by several rebellious shinobi and was covered in blood..."
Yakura was extremely stunned when he heard this:
Mizukage was slashed by a few shinobi, and such news can already be called a strange story for the ages.
"Anyway..."
With a wave of his hand, Tamu gave out the benefits: "Yakura, you can resurrect directly!" β
"After you go back, remember to teach those unscrupulous children and grandchildren a good lesson!"
Yakura didn't say much, and also walked to the side to receive the resurrection coin.
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Because all the movie-level elites brought by Orochimaru this time are high-threshold, the number of filthy earth troops is not large.
Counting the many of the deceased who voluntarily returned to the Pure Land of Bliss, the amount of work left is not too great.
After Tamu recruited and resurrected people, and worked overtime for a long time, only a few people were still waiting for review.
After being resurrected one by one, at the end of the team, a handsome young man wearing a Konoha forehead guard and a very good face slowly walked in.
Tam didn't know the man.
But Jiraiya's eyes widened when he saw him, and Tsunade, who was close to Jiraiya's side, trembled slightly.
"Broken?!"
The three generations of Hokage shouted out the name with some sentimentality.
Tam still didn't react, until Tsunade's unusual agitation reminded him of the "prophet"β
Kato broken?
Tsunade's dead ex-boyfriend!
Tam's eyes quickly swam back and forth between Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Kato.
To be precise...
It's Tsunade who has let go of his knot and is ready to accept Jiraiya, Jiraiya, who has been pursuing for decades to get his wish, and his ex-boyfriend who suddenly reappeared at a critical moment...
The expressions of the three were extremely complicated, and in the end, none of them spoke first.
"Ahh
But it was a scream that broke the silence.
Tamu's tall body fell backwards and collapsed completely to the ground like a fat salted fish.
"Tam, Tam!"
Hinata hurriedly leaned over and asked nervously, "What's wrong with you?!" β
Tam was convulsing, his hands and feet trembling like a Parkinson's seizure, and a big tongue twisted and cocked.
"No, it's okay..."
Tamu said weakly.
But that's clearly not what it looks like to be fine.
Hinata was so anxious that she almost burst into tears.
She had the impression that Tamu would never get sick or get hurt.
Tamu trembled and said something mysterious:
"I have achieved success in my cultivation, so I can get a glimpse of the heavens and act against the sky."
"However, the life and death of a person is determined by heaven, how can mortals act rashly!"
"What I have done today has been damned!"
After saying that, Tammu paused for a moment before finally saying the point:
"I'm afraid, I can't resurrect anyone else!"
After saying that, Tamu closed his eyes and "fainted" again.
Before "fainting", Tamu sighed secretly in his heart:
Senior brother Jiraiya, junior brother, I can only help you get here!