Chapter 362: Post-War Routine
Everyone present is not stupid, and Tam's "actor-level" acting skills that can get hundreds of millions of dollars with a handsome face can't deceive people at all.
Of course, with Tam's current status, if Tamm is cheeky and persists, the judges can only turn a blind eye to give praise to Tam's poor acting skills.
But in the end, it was Kato himself who solved the problem.
Whether it was Tam's clumsy and deliberate performance, or the complicated expressions on Tsunade's and Jiraiya's faces, this handsome young guy with the same emotional intelligence as his appearance understood the current situation.
After a brief exchange of greetings with Tsunade and Jiraiya and explaining everything clearly, Kato Tsunade let go of all his obsessions in a dashing manner, and chose to forget about the red dust and return to the Pure Land like most of the deceased.
Such an affectionate and free and easy approach made Tamu feel a little emotional:
Senior Brother Jiraiya didn't compete with his opponent in the love field when he was young, and he really didn't just lose in appearance.
However, Tamu, who has always had an improper brain circuit, soon woke up from his emotion, and couldn't help but think:
If Kato really can't let go and insists on reliving the old love, then the storyline will be curious...
After all, Kato, who died early, was fixed at 27 years old that year, and this year Tsunade Ji is 52 years old...
If he is allowed to match the parallel world, the 20-year-old Tsunade Hime...
This pair of 27 and 72 year-old friends can almost reproduce the legendary experience of a certain physics giant on Earth in the ninja world.
And in Tam's increasingly crooked thinking, this "job fair for the dead" has quietly come to an end.
Although there are not many strong people who are willing to trade freedom for rebirth, Tamu's company still signs a number of film-level employees who can frighten a large hidden village.
The final step is to lift the rebirth of the defilement and send the souls of the dead who do not want to go back to the Pure Land of Bliss.
And Jiraiya and Tsunade were shoulder to shoulder, waving together and saying a final goodbye to Kato.
With the official assistance of Tsunade's ex-boyfriend, the relationship between Jiraiya's senior brother and Tsunade has taken a step further.
Maybe it was because the farewell scene was touched, and Jiraiya couldn't help but hug Tsunade's waist and give her an affectionate and deep hug.
And Tsunade didn't always resist as before, but naturally responded to Jiraiya's enthusiasm.
Finally...
Jiraiya was overjoyed in his heart, and silently gave countless praises to Tamu and Kato, who assisted.
"Hey! White-haired boy! ”
A cold, deep voice suddenly sounded behind him.
Jiraiya, who was busy flirting with Tsunade, was slightly stunned, and felt a little unhappy in his heart:
I'm a mad ghost, and I'm also a respected senior in the ninja world, but someone dares to call him "white-haired boy" so frivolously?
Jiraiya's expression was solemn, and he turned around and was ready to show the majesty of the elders to the guy who didn't know the height of the sky.
Then, as soon as Jiraiya turned around, he saw...
Wearing an old-fashioned blue armor, a covered Konoha forehead guard, sharp eyes, and an extremely gloomy face... The second generation of Hokage is between a thousand hands.
Or two.
Next to the two second-generation Hokage, there are also two first-generation Hokage.
"Hmm..."
Jiraiya hurriedly retracted his hand around Tsunade's waist, and then bowed deeply in a cold sweat:
"Senpai! Senpai Senpai! ”
Qianju's face didn't improve at all, but he just stared at Jiraiya coldly:
"Boy, are you Tsunade's boyfriend?"
"Yes, yes..."
Zilai also nodded hurriedly in response, and his words and deeds were even more rigorous.
As a civilian-born tease ninja, he has never been so polite in his life.
"He looks average, his strength is not bright, and he still has the corrupt taste of a wine-colored man..."
Thousands of hands looked at Jilaiya seriously, and he didn't hide his dissatisfaction between words! :
"Tsunade, how could she fall in love with a guy like you!"
"Second grandfather!"
Tsunade, however, angrily took the initiative to block in front of the trembling Jiraiya, relying on her young face and the special situation at the moment, she rarely relived the youthful experience of a girl being coquettish in front of her elders.
"Haha... Between the doors. ”
Qianshou Zhujian smiled heroically: "Xiaogang, she can do whatever she likes, so don't worry about us old men." ”
"Humph!"
Thousand hands glanced at Jiraiya coldly, and then said:
"How can the fate of the granddaughter be decided so lightly?"
"I think this guy is not as good as the young man before..."
“......”
Jiraiya was awkwardly sandwiched between several elders, acting cautiously like an imitating elementary school student.
Alas...
My girlfriend's grandfather is all ninja bigwigs, and there are four of them at the same time...
Zilai also sighed deeply in his heart:
What the hell am I doing...
People in their fifties are still worried about meeting their girlfriend's parents...
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As soon as the battle ended, the adult Naruto didn't care about anything else, and returned home with his resurrected parents.
is different from the teacher from another world who is used as emotional sustenance, but it is his father and mother who come to the house this time.
Adult Naruto can't wait to take his parents back to the world to see his happy life as the seventh Hokage, the son-in-law of the Hyuga family, and the father of two children, and tell them that he is doing well in the "future"...
But...
Jiu Sinai was extremely worried along the way, she was afraid that when she returned home with her son, she would see two little ghosts with fox tails pounce on her and call her grandmother.
Fortunately, the reality is not so strange.
Kushina was pleasantly surprised to find:
Although the threat of that scheming vixen cannot be completely ruled out, his son is still married to a normal human, and his daughter-in-law is still....
"Hinata, Hinata?"
Kushina and Mizumon's faces were very strange, and looking at the adult Hinata in front of them, who matched the appearance of the very good-looking, they had in their minds the shocking scene of the little girl suppressing the audience not long ago.
"Father-in-law and mother-in-law?"
Looking at the handsome man and beautiful woman in front of her, who was still young compared to herself, Mrs. Hinata's face was also very strange, and she didn't expect it:
Less than a day after her husband went out to support Konoha in another world, he brought back a pair of parents and parents, and they were born in this world...
However, as soon as the shock of the first meeting passed, the atmosphere of the Vortex House quickly became harmonious.
The water gate itself is a small sun that warms people's hearts, and Kushinai's big personality is also very easy to deal with, and the two young elders who fell from the sky quickly integrated into the whirlpool family of the "future".
"My granddaughter is so cute..."
"And Boruto, who also looks a lot like his father and grandfather."
Kushina hugged the young sunflower and looked at her grandson Boruto, who looked very much like Mizuto and Naruto, with delight.
The family is reunited and shares the hard-won family happiness.
At this moment, there was a sound of the key turning, and the door of the Vortex House was opened.
The visitor opened it with a key, and it was very natural and familiar, obviously not an outsider.
Kushina looked up with some curiosity, only to see a white-haired girl in a plain white kimono slowly walking through the entrance.
As soon as the delicate and lovely girl entered the hall, she bowed very politely and greeted:
"Uncle, aunt, Boruto-kun, I'm back."
The voice is delicate, the movements are light, and every move is full of gentleness and elegance, which is simply not inferior to Mrs. Hinata's, a textbook lady.
"Who are these two?"
The girl looked at Mizumon and Kushina with some curiosity, and asked softly in a restrained and not rude tone.
Kushina was also a little curious about the girl's identity, and just turned her head and asked Naruto, "Who is she?" ”
Adult Naruto and Hinata both looked stunned....
As father and mother, the two of them took a long time to accept the reality.
Boruto also shrank his head in embarrassment, he never thought that he would have to let his deceased grandparents see such a thing...
"Is it the granddaughter-in-law?"
Kushinai relied on a woman's intuition to accurately judge the identity of Mitsuki.
"Uh... Sort of..."
Naruto agreed with a dry smile.
"It's beautiful..."
"The character is also very good..."
Jiu Sinai had already leaned over with excitement on her face, and carefully looked at the appearance of this granddaughter-in-law:
"It's just... This amber eye..."
The outspoken Jiu Sinai blurted out a thought in his mind:
"Looks like Orochimaru's bastard thing..."
"Kushina..."
Shuimen, who has a gentle personality and never speaks ill of people behind his back, did not echo his wife's words, but dissuaded him very indifferently:
"Orochimaru, after all, he is our senior, and this time we can be regarded as a blessing in disguise..."
"Senpai?"
When he mentioned this, Jiu Sinai was angry, and even opened his mouth to refute without thinking:
"Is there such a bastard senior who is shameless, digs the graves of his descendants everywhere, and forces our families to kill each other?"
"This time that guy Orochimaru was captured alive, I have to go and see what happens to him in two days!"
"What?"
Mitsuki, who didn't know anything about the war in the other world, said with some surprise and worry:
"Father, he's been arrested?"
“......”
The lively whirlpool suddenly fell silent.
"That..."
Kushina looked at Mitsuki's pair of amber snake eyes, and asked with some difficulty, "Who is your father?" ”
"Orochimaru."
Mitsuki replied honestly, "I'm Orochimaru... Daughter. ”
Is his granddaughter-in-law the daughter of the enemy's Orochimaru?
Moreover, a guy like Orochimaru would have a daughter?
This generation... Shouldn't Orochimaru's daughter be the same generation as herself and Mizumon...
Also, the serpent's daughter... Is it human?
The young Mrs. Kushina, who has been upgraded to a grandmother, has once again fallen into deep doubts after the Nine-Tailed Vixen incident.
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After Tam showed the bug skill of infinite resurrection...
Even with the excuse of "going against the will of heaven and suffering the curse of heaven", people who came to seek a chance at the resurrection came in an endless stream at the first time.
So much so that the smoke of the battlefield here has not yet dissipated, and Tamu and Hinata, who have just returned to Konoha, are surrounded and intercepted by a group of fanatics.
It is said that Konoha's memorial monument was destructively excavated for a while, and many crazy guys came to Hyuga's house with their own materials to block the door of the Tamu immortals.
It wasn't until Tamu couldn't bear the harassment that Hinata let out the fierce and terrifying aura of the Ten Tails that he finally scared these almost crazy people away.
No matter how great the temptation is, no one dares to come to the Hinata's house that easily trespasses on the To-Tails gatekeeper.
However, the self-proclaimed Tamu Immortal who suffered the curse of heaven still accepted several orders for the resurrection business of "going against the sky" on the first day the news broke.
It's all related to the household.
The first is Hinata Ninji in another world.
For this tragic young man who was forcibly given a bento in order to set off the tragic atmosphere of the war and assist the two protagonists whose emotional lines were not clear, Tamu did not hesitate to choose to give him a green light.
The adult Xiao Li drove the Eight Gate Dunjia back to the other world and dug Ning Ci's grave; And the caster of the reincarnation of the filthy earth is also easy to find, and the second generation of Hokage will be in a thousand hands; As for the sacrifice of reincarnation, it is enough to use the captured white doppelganger.
In the end, the young man Ning Ci, who died tragically under the needs of the plot, returned to the present world.
And the second relational household was personally requested by the adult Shikamaru ...
His teacher, Ape Fly Asma.
Konoha Xiaoqiang led the only character in the Shangnin who was given a bento, and before he died, he also left a pair of orphans and widows, and his misery was not inferior to that of Ning Ci, who was bento.
Needless to say, it's just that Asma, like Ning Ci, was a little difficult to accept the novel setting of the parallel world for a while.
Especially when he found out that he was talking and laughing with the evil forces of Feiduan and Jiaodu in the parallel world, Asma was even more shocked.
As for the last related user...
"Please!"
Kakashi, a retired Hokage from another world, bowed to Tamu with great sincerity: "I still want to meet him!" ”
"It is not difficult to resurrect the dead..."
Tamu said with some embarrassment:
"But didn't he get hit by Kaguyahime's co-killing ashes in the first place, and his entire body turned into ashes due to the power of erosion?"
"If he can resurrect Obito, Orochimaru will definitely not let go of his powerful combat power."
Listening to Tamu from the parallel world clearly tell the details of the past in this world, Kakashi became even more convinced of this Myoki Mountain immortal.
And Kakashi didn't give up because of this difficulty, but said with a faint hope:
"Before Obito died, he injected his chakra into my eyes, causing my eyes to undergo a mutation, and in a short period of time, they could evolve into his kaleidoscope writing wheels."
"Perhaps, these eyes of mine... It can be the link between the resurrection and the earth. ”
"Okay!"
Tamu earnestly agreed: "I'll try!" ”
Kakashi, as a former user of the Sharingan, gave full play to the Uchiha clan's freehand eye-gouging technique without saying a word, and took one of his eyes as a material.
It's another assembly-line operation...
Obito, who has been dead for many years, really reappeared in the world with the eyes of his friends!
"Obito!"
Kakashi shouted excitedly.
"Kakashi?"
Obito, who is still in a state of reincarnation in the filthy earth, responded with some surprise.
The two talked about the past, and Obito finally understood the current situation: "I still have a chance to be resurrected?" ”
"That's right! It's not just you, even Lynn..."
Kakashi said sentimentally, adding another name to the list of Tamu Immortals' backdoors.
"That's... Kakashi, are you married?"
Obito suddenly asked an irrelevant question.
"Nope..."
Kakashi was a little confused, but he was still a little embarrassed to say the current situation of his life as an older leftover man:
"I haven't found the right person yet..."
Obito's face suddenly changed greatly.
"I don't need to be resurrected!"
Obito Yoshizheng verbally refused:
"The terrible mistake I made at the beginning can only be made up for through sacrifice."
"Dying in the Great War is already the best ending for me..."
"But..."
Kakashi was still a little reluctant.
"Don't feel nostalgic..."
Obito comforted softly:
"I'm good, and so is Lynn... They are all dead people who have been dead for many years and are living in the past. ”
"It is not necessarily a good thing to bring us back from the Pure Land to a world that no longer belongs to us."
"Well..."
Kakashi sighed helplessly, and in a trance he also understood the ease and relief of his best friend.
Talking about resurrecting his best friend, after all, it is just an obsession in the heart of a lonely old man who has not let go for a long time.
Eventually, Obito smiles goodbye to Kakashi during his soul's ascension, leaving his best friend with one last scene of memories.
Between Obito's smiles, there is a taste of wit:
Lynn and I are living well in the Pure Land of Bliss...
If I go back to this world and meet you, a handsome single old guy who is not married, won't it make my family restless?