Chapter 1: Thousands of leeks
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"Miss System, I don't want to be a monk~"
"Little sister, I don't want to be a monk~"
"I don't want to be a monk~"
"Monk~"
"Home~"
"Ah~"
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The log roared in pain, and the heart-rending sound wafted back and forth in the darkness, how painful and painful, how desolate and desolate it was.
I really don't want to, 10,000 don't want to. Even if there is a cute and loving rich daughter sister right now, begging me with a dead face, hugging me from behind, your hand can't let go, crying and begging me to stay... I won't say yes either! (Hey, wake up!) )
As the youngest boy in the whole grade, with the best grades, and very good-looking, the log can be called a "powerful little fresh meat", which can be described as tender on the outside and charred on the inside.
S City is a highly developed megacity in the coastal area, and the university where the log is located is one of its signboards. As one of the top students, the future of the log is naturally very good.
It is not his dream to be a monk, Yuan Mu loves technology, and he wants to become a man who "engages in technology".
When it comes to science and technology, the admiration of the log is like the surging river, endless. Physics, Computers, Theory of Relativity, Advanced Mathematics, Multidimensional Space-Time...
Wow, so much interest.
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No one knows how to love technology better than me, not even the one in Sichuan Province!
But now this Rausch sub-system actually made him a monk and became a monk, how can he endure it, even if his uncle can bear it, his aunt can't bear it!
Of course, there is another reason, as an innocent little virgin, he has never even touched a girl's little hand until now.
Forehead... It's not like I haven't touched it at all, if that didn't happen last time.
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The log is actually quite handsome, and as the appearance of the class (he thinks he is the grade), it has made many girls feel good.
In addition, he has a good academic performance, and he has a little humor (in fact, he is cheap), which is very popular with girls.
However, everything that thrived was lost by the events of the last time.
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It was the beginning of the third year of high school, and this key school, from the first year of high school to the third year of high school, was not in the class, and every time the grade was promoted, the class shuffle had to be constantly reshuffled. So if you want to stay in an excellent class all the time, you have to keep working hard.
At the beginning of the school year, the class held a collective meeting to elect the class committee, and as the focus of the focus, the class teacher and several subject teachers were present.
The log is used to being idle, and he is famous in the whole school, but he does not run for class committee.
When it came to running for the recreation committee, there were two girls who were evenly matched.
To say that these two girls are very good-looking, they are competing for the existence of class flowers. There were a total of 43 people in the class, and everyone raised their hands to vote, and the two of them had exactly 20 votes each, and the battle was tied.
And there is one person who did not vote, and that is our logs. His vote was a decisive one.
It's a small ticket for him, but it's a whole person (uh-huh!). )…
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But it was a big vote in the class, so everyone looked at him in unison.
The girls in the third year of high school have developed very well, and when the previous two girls gave speeches, one of them named "Li Lili" gave a speech, the range of body movements was slightly larger, and the button on the chest was loosened. Although the girl reacted quickly and inadvertently buckled it up.
However, the log in front of him was clearly visible, which caused him to infinitely "reverie" and swim in the tide of thinking. So much so that the vote by show of hands after the speech was not heard.
It wasn't until everyone shouted at him that he came back to his senses, and everyone asked him who he supported, and he said hesitantly that he supported Li Lili.
Then everyone asked him the reason, the log looked in a trance, his head was hot, and he could tell his true thoughts in his heart.
"She's got big breasts!"
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As soon as these words came out, there was silence all around, so quiet that only everyone's breathing sound could be heard, and after about half a minute, there was a "boom" in the classroom, and a burst of bursting laughter broke out.
When it was, the sound of laughter, inhalation, laughter and coughing, the sound of laughing pigs, the sound of boys slapping the table, and the sound of girls whispering.
The students, teachers, and class teachers in the room all stretched out their necks and looked sideways, or frowned, or smiled, or covered their faces, thinking it was wonderful! (Good familiar article)
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Li Lili, who gave the speech, blushed, she thought that no one would find out, but now it's okay, the whole world knows.
In an instant, his eyes turned red, and he raised his hand and slapped the log in front of him.
To say that this log reacted quickly enough, he raised his hand and grabbed the little hand that was about to fall on his face.
What's even worse is that he actually pinched it in broad daylight, in full view, and under the attention of everyone!
"It's so soft and slippery!"
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Another inhalation, a deathly silence!
"Bang", a crisp sound is particularly crisp and bright in the quiet classroom.
The log is still immersed in this fragrant and soft feeling, but the other side of the face is a hot pain!
It turned out that Li Lili had already broken free of his hand, and with her other hand, she slapped him the other side of his face.
After Li Lili beat him, she burst into tears, covered her face and ran out. So, a good class committee election meeting broke up unhappily.
Of course, there are still many who are very happy, except for Yuan Mu and Li Lili.
In the face of such a top student with excellent grades, the head teacher couldn't say anything, so he had to shake his head. The crowd quickly exited the classroom, leaving the log alone in his messy seat.
Many of the boys gave him admiring glances, and even gave him a thumbs up.
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The focus is always on the spot, and our logs are even more famous in the school.
I went to the cafeteria to eat at noon, and as soon as the log arrived in the cafeteria, all the people who ate looked at him and laughed, and some shouted, "Log, you must have made the head teacher angry again!" He didn't answer, but said to the window, "Fight two dishes and ask for a bowl of beef broth." He sent out a few meal cards. (Rich and capricious)
They deliberately shouted again, "You must be molesting girls again!" Log opened his eyes wide and said, "How can you smear people's innocence out of thin air...... "What innocence?" I saw you touch Li Lili's hand with my own eyes in the morning, and she slapped her. ”
The log blushed, and the green tendons on his forehead bloomed, and he argued, "A handshake can't be considered touching...... Shake hands! …… Can the things of the reader be touched? ”
One after another is difficult to understand, what "can't help it", what "gentlemen are good" and so on, which caused everyone to laugh; The inside and outside of the cafeteria were filled with cheerful air.
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"Hey, howl enough! As for being so excited! ”
A sweet and beautiful female voice sounded, pulling the log back from her thoughts. But although this sound is good, I feel a little wrong when I hear it.
She's in... Taunt me?!
The log is not covered, and he has never lost in terms of lip service. So far, there are few girls who can not beg for mercy under his mouth.
In the spirit of not showing her face, she will be treated as Qiao Mouluo, and the log will not let her go because of her good voice, and she will go straight to the point again and again.
"First, I'm in pain, not excitement!"
"Second, I don't call Hey, my name is Chu... Logs (almost didn't stop the car)! ”
"Third, what are you? Appearance anchor, dare to show your face and let me see! ”
As soon as these words came out, the voice was like a little flower cat that had been stepped on its tail, and it immediately exploded.
"You are the beauty anchor, and your whole family is a beauty anchor!
I'm telling you, sister, I'm pretty! In the three thousand worlds, if you want to see my sister, it is enough to line up from the Hidden Dragon Domain to the Sword Domain.
To show you, you think so beautifully!
Also, I'm nothing, I'm the Dharma system! Of course, it's just my part-time job, but I don't have any income! ”
When Yuan Mu heard that this system was actually a young lady, or the type he liked, he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, so he joked:
"Okay, okay, I see, you're not a thing, okay!"
"That's right!" The pleasant girl grinned, and suddenly her voice froze.
"Good! You actually scolded me for not being a thing! You're not a thing, your whole family is not a thing! Beep beep
"No, it's obvious that you said it yourself, I don't believe you went through the chat history."
Yuan Mu thought,Such an advanced thing,It sounds quite lofty.,Chat history such a small function will never be without it.,You must know that now WeChat QQ is available.。
The system was silent for a moment, and it seemed that it had really flipped through the chat history.
There was a murmuring sound in the darkness, and Log pricked up his ears to listen carefully, and couldn't help but secretly smug and snickered.
"Am I something?"
"If I'm something that sounds weird, then what am I?"
"If I'm not a thing, then what am I? Sounds a little uncomfortable! ”
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As a result, our young lady of the system fell into one of the three major philosophies of the West - "who am I".
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