Chapter 1: Systematic Greetings

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Time and space are layered, and our story takes place in one of the parallel planes.

Log, a senior in high school, is two years younger than his classmates, but he is a real genius. He has a hippie smile every day and makes some messy things, but his grades are so good that people have nothing to say.

For logs, the teacher basically doesn't care about him, he does whatever he likes, and his grades can't fall anyway.

No, when everyone was desperately working on the test papers, he went to a rare laboratory in high school to conduct experiments. If a college student comes to take a look, they will be surprised - isn't this exactly the one-arm bridge series-parallel experiment that the university is going to do!

He has failed several times, looking at the two pairs of a certain Fu battery in front of him, he will not be angry!

"One section is stronger than 6 sections, and if you have a kind of electricity, you will directly electrocute me!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a strange mechanical voice sounded in his head, which immediately startled him.

"Never seen such a strange request! can satisfy you. ”

Then, it seemed that an electric current flowed through the whole body, and the whole body was sour.

Logs saw a man!

The man was lying on his back on the ground, with the word "wooden", his hair like a black hedgehog, his roots standing up, and bursts of light smoke. The face is pitch black, revealing a mouthful of white teeth, like an emoji in WeChat.

"Hahahaha, I'm laughing to death, which sand sculpture is this!"

"Hey, it's familiar!"

"Damn, isn't this me?! What a situation!! ”

The log got goosebumps all over his body.

Soon he realized that he seemed to be floating, and he was almost up to the ceiling!

At this time, the log suddenly instinctively wanted to turn over,

"Or... I'll look up and see what's going on! ”

In an instant, his heart beat faster, his old face turned red, and his nose seemed to be flowing with magma, which was about to erupt.

"Oh no, I'm going to have a nosebleed!"

The log hurriedly inserted two fingers into his nostrils.

What did he see?

He saw that above him, there was a little kawaii girl in a dress!

The girl wore a pair of flat white sneakers, and a pair of white card-through knee stockings on her legs, showing off her beautiful legs perfectly.

Further up was a pleated gauze skirt with a pale pink moon color, and a half-finger-wide moon-white tunic ribbon, gently tied around the waist with a bow.

With the current perspective of the log, it is natural that he can still look up, but he is a righteous gentleman (afraid of nosebleeds), and he quickly closed his eyes. (Anyway, you don't see why there is a nosebleed!) )

When I opened my eyes again, it was a different laboratory.

On the wall of the laboratory hangs a portrait of a great scientist. It was this glimpse that made him wonder.

Somehow, when the log's gaze swept over, he saw the person in the portrait, and it seemed to blink!

"It's... Delusion? Then he passed out.

After some time, the log woke up and opened his eyes. There was a bright light in his eyes, which made his eyes hurt, and it took a long time to get used to this environment.

He immediately stood up, looked around vigilantly, and after carefully probing his surroundings, he immediately gasped.

"Ahem, cough, cough" (I inhaled too much cold air, and I choked~)

All around him was pitch black, except for a light where he was, shining from overhead.

The whole environment is like a stage, and the log at this time is the only protagonist on the empty stage.

It's not a way to stay under the pillar of light all the time, he doesn't want to be a hungry protagonist and starve to death on this stage. Log began to try to walk within the range of the pillar of light, trying to see if there was anything in the darkness.

But soon, he realized that there was a problem, and it was a serious problem - he couldn't get out of the light!

This pillar of light was like a transparent glass shroud, enveloping him in it. No matter how he rushed and thrashed, the entire pillar of light did not change in any way, not even swaying.

Yuan Mu was a little panicked, and at first Ziyi recalled whether he had seen such a situation anywhere, and soon he had an idea.

Because of his good grades, he hardly has to spend much time on homework, so he usually watches some messy TV.

The current situation is similar to the current situation in some of the movies I have seen.

In the movie, after the death of the person, the soul will leave the body and come to a strange little dark room, bound by a beam of light, unable to move, almost the same as the situation at this time.

"I'll go, what the situation is! Two pairs of batteries electrocuted me? When did a certain Fu become so powerful! ”

Soon, however, the log fell silent, as he realized that he might indeed be dead.

His eyes were fixed on the ground beneath his feet, silent. At this time, under the strong light overhead, everything was so clear, but the shadow of the log did not appear.

"What the hell is going on!"

I am so good, I take the first place in the exam every time, and I even skip two levels in a row.

I have so many little fans, but none of them are my own dishes.

Thinking of this, the log could not help but be furious, and really wanted to find the owner of the voice at once, and jumped up and slammed it on his head.

After shouting that voice a few times, there was no response for a long time, and the log began the traditional skill - "Zuan greeting", starting from its children and greeting 18 generations upwards.

This is how the Zaun people greet each other.

It was when he was a little desperate, even a little bored and hungry, that another mechanical sound sounded,

End of System Hosting.

The sudden sound startled the log, but it made him a little excited, and he finally didn't have to be bored to death.

"System? Trusteeship? What's the situation, why is it so much like a happy landlord? ”

I was muttering in my heart, and a sweet and lovely female voice thought about it, echoing in 4 weeks.

"I'm sorry, I'm late."

Listen to this voice, it's so sweet, it must be a cute young lady!

Log was so excited that he almost jumped up, and even almost used his traditional passive skill, nosebleed.

However, the good times are always short-lived, and after a moment of silence, a wild roar came from all directions:

"I'm going to beep (muffled), dare to scold me! Beep beep ..."

Unexpectedly, this lovely young lady is still her own countryman - Zu'an!

After a period of frantic silence and harmony, the young lady's voice finally came.

"Mother, I was originally an invincible system in the other world, and I did a good job, but the above will arrange for me to work overtime to preside over this Dharma-breaking system.

Now that I've met you again, you're going to train to become a master, I'm sorry! Beep beep ... No overtime pay, beep beep..."

The young lady's voice was sharp and loud, and the shock made the log dizzy and almost fainted. But fortunately, a few key words are understood.

"Dharma system? Guru?

Miss System, don't! ”

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