Chapter 33: You Must Look Better with Long Hair
"The atmosphere is very cheerful!"
A large man with scars on his face led a group of ninjas into the classroom and said grimly.
The ninjas behind him voluntarily split into two rows and walked to the sides of the classroom.
"I'm the chief examiner of the first session of the Shinobi exam, Morino Ibiki."
"Everyone, you have to be serious before the exam starts!"
"Want to be disqualified right away?"
Mori Noi Biki stretched out a finger and asked majestically.
All the shinobi shut up and don't sit down at the table!
Sit down obediently and decently like a lamb!
"Hmph, it's your interest!"
"Which waste dares to disobey Uncle Ben, and immediately disqualify from the exam, do you hear!"
Mori Nai Biki warned unabated.
The atmosphere froze again, and all the shinobi suddenly became nervous.
"This big guy Mori Ibiki is definitely a master of psychological warfare!"
"It's just a mid-ninja exam, there's no need to create a tense atmosphere like this, there is a conspiracy!"
Naruto complained in his heart unaffected by Mori Naki.
"Now let's start the first session of the Nainin exam, hand in the application form, and get the seat number. Then sit down in the seat number corresponding to the seat. ”
"Pens, papers and papers will be handed out next!"
Mori Nai Biki finished his solemn order, and the group of shinobi obediently did so.
"All the answers are correct? It's the rhythm of finding death! ”
"Blank papers? Well, that's a very Naruto approach! ”
Naruto sat in his seat with his head in his hands, thinking bitterly.
Sakura: "God is fair! Although Naruto has become handsome, he is still a scumbag! Handsome and cute scumbag! ”
Sasuke: "The sealing technique in the Shinobi Treasure Book really wasn't made by this guy!" ”
Shikamaru: "What kind of conspiracy is the boss pondering?" ”
At this time, Mori Noi Biki picked up a piece of chalk and began to write on the blackboard.
"Announce the rules."
"1. I don't accept any questions during the exam, and whoever talks too much will be disqualified from the exam!"
"2. Ten points of the ten questions in the test paper, the method of inverted deduction is adopted, and one point will be deducted for one wrong answer!"
"3. The results of the exam will be judged by the total score of three people in each group!"
When Mori Nai Biki said this, a sound of shock came from below.
"Shut up!"
"If you want to be shocked here, you can only be shocked in your heart, and you are not allowed to make a sound!"
"Otherwise, you will be disqualified!"
Mori Noibi continued after domineering a group of shinobi suppressed:
"4. If the invigilator is found to be cheating or suspected of cheating in the exam, two points will be deducted for each time it is found!"
"Kicked out of the exam room five times!"
"Two other people in the same group sit in a row, this is a punishment for clumsy cheaters!"
As Mori Ibiki finished speaking, Naruto held a blank piece of paper above his head.
On the white piece of paper, it reads: "Encourage cheating, shame!" ”
There's also a line of small print underneath:
"I didn't speak, it's a silent mockery!"
Mori Nai's eyes suddenly widened, and he was shocked in his heart:
"This little ghost is so bold, didn't it scare?"
Mori Noi Biki gritted his teeth and turned a blind eye to Naruto.
While all the shinobi were preparing to answer the question, Morino Ibiki continued:
"5. If there is a blank paper in each group, the test results of this group of three people will be cancelled immediately!"
Sasuke and Sakura suddenly felt numb in shock and grinned!
In their hearts, it was a real miracle that Naruto didn't score zero.
Because there are no multiple-choice questions on the paper!
Naruto was also depressed, he didn't seem to be able to hand in the blank papers!
Morino Biki: "This exam is an hour long, start now!" ”
Sakura: "Naruto, I must be worthy of your face, don't give me zero points!" ”
Sasuke: "Under such intense pressure, will Naruto pee his pants?" ”
And Naruto picked up the pen and began to write as if he was possessed by a god!
"Could it be that Naruto will?"
Sasuke, who was looking for a cheating target, was attracted to Naruto and thought curiously.
"Naruto can't be, because I won't! I'm a genius! ”
Sasuke confidently came to a conclusion, didn't turn on his [Sharingan] viewing, and continued to look for other targets.
But Iara was attracted to Naruto's behavior.
"I didn't expect this guy to be a top student, it's you!"
My arrows moved slightly, and sand began to appear in his hands, and then sealed, and he whispered in his heart:
"The third eye, open the eye!"
An eye made of sand appeared in the palm of my Airo's hand, and then Airo shattered it, and the sand flew towards Naruto.
At the same time, Shinobu Dos, the one-eyed Shinobi of Otoshinobu Village, also has his sights on Naruto.
With his ear power and ninja, listening to Naruto's writing order and gestures was a breeze.
In the next moment, my Airo and the one-eyed Doss of Otoshinobi Village widened their eyes at the same time and vomited blood!
"This guy is a bastard!"
I'm Airo and One-Eyed Doss complained at the same time.
It turned out that Naruto, who was struggling to write the book, answered the question like this:
"Hey, hey, I know someone must be attracted to Uncle Ben!"
"Don't come in vain, Uncle Ben will spoil you for the next chapter of [Simon's Handsome Guy Love Story]!"
……
Naruto is not answering the question, but copying the next chapter of [Simon Handsome Love Story]!
That's what Naruto thought.
There are only nine questions on the test paper, and to be honest, he really won't!
He couldn't copy it, so he bet on the tenth question!
Based on his observations, Mori Noibi has been playing psychological warfare since he came in, so the tenth question must be very surprising!
Hinata sat next to Naruto, and she was also curious about Naruto's behavior, so she took a look.
Then Hinata turned her head with a blushing face and deliberately pushed the roll to Naruto's side.
The meaning is obvious, this is for Naruto to copy!
Naruto's starry eyes turned into a crescent moon and refused with a smile!
Then he wrote: "You must look better with long hair!" ”
Hinata's face is even redder!
The pencil tip was folded with a click!
Hinata suddenly feels like spring is coming!
Sou!
A kunai flew between Naruto and Hinata and landed firmly on the table of a shinobi behind him.
"No. 33, five cheats, eliminated!"
"Two people in the same group will be disqualified from the exam!"
A mid-state shinobi pronounced the sentence domineeringly.
In this way, in the first 40 minutes of the exam, many shinobi were kicked out of the exam room!
But Naruto was still unmoved by copying the novel.
In the 45th minute, Morino Biki announced:
"Now we will start announcing the tenth question. Let's talk about the rules before they are announced. ”
"First of all, you choose to answer the tenth question or not."
"If you don't answer, you will get a zero score in the exam and be eliminated!"
"Answer, if you don't answer correctly, you will be forever disqualified from taking the Zhongnin exam!"
"Remember it's for each group!"
Huge, terrifying pressure descends on every shinobi!
They began to hesitate, and their faith began to waver!
Then they made a choice in agony and left one after another!
The reasons they give are similar:
"You can be disqualified from the exam forever, but you must not affect your teammates!"
"Alas, you can't see through such clumsy psychological warfare, are you all pigs?"
Naruto lamented, then stood up, holding the exam paper in both hands, and spun around.
On the back of the test paper is a pig's head!
Pig-like laughter instantly sounded in the classroom, and the tense atmosphere was swept away!
"This little ghost is not simple!"
Mori Nai Biki said secretly in his heart, and then announced:
"I declare, stay in the classroom, Shinobi, you have passed the exam!"