Chapter 34: Let's Dance! (Ask for a recommendation and tip)
"What? What are the first nine questions? ”
"If you can resist the scare, you can qualify, what a waste of feelings!"
"In this way, it always feels like there is a suspicion of cheating, I want to rely on strength!"
The remaining shinobi in the classroom were shocked and complained.
"Shut up!"
"Whoever dares to complain a word again, Uncle Ben will immediately judge that his group is unqualified!"
Mori Nai Biki once again domineering and shocked.
Sure enough, the classroom was quiet again!
"That little imp is right, you are pigs!"
"Those who are not qualified are not even as good as pigs!"
"Uncle Ben only explains once, don't ask if you don't understand, if you ask, you are unqualified!"
Mori Nai Biki crossed his hands, glanced around the classroom, and continued:
"First of all, the nine questions on the paper are difficult. Even geniuses don't have to make them all! ”
"So Uncle Ben arranged two middle ninjas who had read the questions in advance in the examination room!"
"If you look closely, you'll find them."
"If you can't find it, you're not as good as a pig!"
"Giving you the opportunity to cheat is just to test your detection ability!"
"Give you five chances? If you get caught once on the battlefield, you won't have a chance! ”
"So those who were arrested are not wronged!"
"By the same token, the tenth question is a test of the firmness of your will!"
"There are many traitors in the ninja world, and the reason why they betray the village is because their will is not strong enough to resist the temptation!"
"As a middle ninja, you must be strong-willed!"
"Even in the face of money, beauty or the temptation of torture, we will never waver!"
"Otherwise, you don't deserve to be a ninja, and you don't deserve to be a middle ninja!"
After Mori Noi Hiki finished speaking sonorously, Naruto was just about to say something, but with a bang, the glass of the classroom shattered!
A woman in a large trench coat and a fishnet outfit jumped in.
"26 groups? Mori Nai Biki, how much do you charge for benefits? ”
The woman glanced at the classroom, then asked Mori no Biki in an unkind tone.
The majestic and domineering Morino Biki hiki hid behind the curtain like a well-behaved cat at this time and explained gently:
"It's this year's shinobi who is too strong!"
"You've got the money to install the glass!"
After the female ninja finished speaking domineeringly, she saw Ibiki nodding and said to the lower ninja in the classroom:
"Now is not the time for you to be happy. I'm the examiner for the second exam, Mitarai Red Bean! ”
"Next game, come with me!"
Mitarai Azuki raised his right hand passionately, and there was silence below!
"This is a female version of the watermelon head, or a female madman with a malfunctioning control button! Courteously stand! ”
Naruto lowered his head and said secretly in his heart.
Sakura: "Why do you feel like this guy is a bit like Naruto?" ”
Sasuke: "Will that be the case with Naruto who grows up?" Terrible! ”
"Cut! A group of pigs who are scared out of their guts by Ibiki! Not youthful or enthusiastic at all! ”
"In this case, more than half of the next exam will be eliminated! Come with me! ”
Mitarai Red Bean smiled and walked out of the classroom.
In front of the 44th exercise range.
"This is the 44th Exercise Ground, also known as the Forest of Death! Do you feel creepy? So excited! ”
Mitarai Red Bean crossed his waist with one hand and introduced excitedly.
The 26 groups were silent, and looked at the self-congratulatory Mitarai red bean with a neurotic expression.
"You have to do something, or you're going to be too abnormal!"
After Naruto finished speaking, his starry eyes lit up and he said loudly:
"The red bean examiner is right, it does have a creepy feeling."
"But we want to be young, we want to be hot, we want to be excited, so dance with me!"
Sakura: "Dancing? Can Naruto dance? ”
Sasuke: "??? ”
Hinata: "Naruto is great! ”
Shikamaru: "Headache!" The boss is too capable of tossing! ”
As the others looked at Naruto with the same expression as they looked at the red bean, Naruto continued with a smile:
"Everyone learn from me, it's very studious, it's very youthful!"
"The Eighth Set of Radio Dances, the First Stretch Dance, One, Two, Three, Four ......"
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"Do it all, or you will be disqualified from the exam immediately!"
Mitarai Red Bean's eyes lit up and he commanded.
This little handsome guy is very temperamental, very youthful, very hot-blooded, and very excited!
Naruto led the 26 groups of shinobi to dance three times, and after the eighth set of broadcast gymnastics, he stood beside Mitarai Azuki and watched them dance.
Naruto: "Examiner Azuki, do you like poetry?" ”
Mitarai Azuki: "What is poetry?" ”
Naruto sweated profusely and continued:
"Poetry is a kind of mask! It's called Red Bean Poem! ”
"As long as the red bean examiner uses it, the skin immediately becomes white and tender, and it is radiant!"
Mitarai Azuki's eyes lit up and asked:
"Really? Where can I buy it? ”
"After the exam is over here, I'll take the red bean examiner there!"
"Red bean examiner, that guy with a hat is not serious about jumping!"
Naruto deflected the subject very cleverly!
The reason why Naruto said this was because he had already felt the murderous aura from the hat-man more than once!
Mitarai Red Beans is really the master who can penetrate at one point, and he raised his hand and stabbed the hat man with a kunai!
Kunai ran through the hat's hair and pinned it to the ground.
"The red bean examiner is so good!"
Naruto praised like a sand sculpture.
In the next second, Doukasa suddenly appeared in front of Naruto, and said with a long tongue curling in Kunai:
"Red Bean Examiner, your kunai!"
Naruto: "What a long tongue! Doesn't it stink? Love clean animals! ”
Mitarai Red Bean: "Disgusting thing, you have to dance seriously, otherwise you will be disqualified from the exam!" ”
As Naruto nodded and turned around, Naruto's left index finger and middle finger were brought together, and his right index and middle finger were crossed, and he shouted:
[Shadow Clone Technique!] 】
Ten shadow clones appeared next to Naruto and formed a circle.
Naruto swaggered out a wad of money and said almost in a smug voice:
"40,000 taels, all sent home, don't worry about it!"
Naruto walked into the shadow clones after speaking, and then the ten shadow clones scattered.
In fact, from the moment he came to the Forest of Death, Naruto felt a murderous gaze constantly passing over his back.
Naruto knew that these guys were beating him in the pocket!
After all, I cheated these guys before the exam!
At this time, Mitarai Red Bean waved his hand and said:
"The warm-up exercise is here, this is the appearance of youth and enthusiasm!"
"Say a few things before the exam. 1. This exam is an extreme wilderness survival challenge, and you must survive in it for five days! ”
"2. A disclaimer must be signed. Lest you die inside and let the examiner take the blame! ”
"3. 13 of the 26 groups will receive the Tianzi scroll, and the other 13 groups will receive the earthly scroll!"
"If you want to qualify, you must compete with each other, gather the Heaven and Earth Scrolls, and take them to the tower in the middle of the Death Forest!"
"4. In the case of unqualified, (1) the team in the bottom tower cannot be brought with the Heaven and Earth Scroll within the specified time."
"(2) There is a death in the team or a member of the team is unable to walk."
"(3) You can't peek at the contents of the Heaven and Earth Scroll, otherwise you will bear the consequences!"
"Alright, go to the office and get the scroll and your entrance to the Forest of Death, start in ten minutes!"
"Finally, I would like to give you two words of advice, don't die!"