"Damn, I actually destroyed the Statue of Liberty while I was on duty, no! Such behavior should be strongly condemned! ”

Ah Chuan was angry, slammed the table, and took out his mobile phone habitually.

Seeing this, Ah Chuan's henchmen knew that nine out of ten Ah Chuan wanted to tweet.

Almost every time something big happens, whether it's abroad or abroad, he always has to tweet a comment.

"This is not only a slap in the face, but also a slap in the face of the United States......"

Ah Chuan was forced to talk, and he opened his mobile phone with righteous indignation, clicked on the Twitter app, pressed the screen button, and shook his brushed blonde hair.

As soon as the words were typed, the content was written to the point of attack, but the assistant told Ah Chuan the truth about the collapse of the Statue of Liberty.

The content is spoken.

Ah Chuan, who tweeted the criticism and was about to scare the heavens and the earth, was stunned, and his henchmen looked inexplicable, like ghosts, and subconsciously looked at the calendar on the table.

There is still half a year before April Fool's Day, April 1st, how can you start fooling now.

Followed by.

The assistant turned on the TV to show the news to Ah Chuan's people, explaining things to everyone while watching, as well as online remarks.

Quiescence.

The room was so quiet that you could hear the sound of your hair shaking.

"Tease me, it's incredible enough that I ordered the bomb to be dropped, this Fack is even more amazing than what I did."

Ah Chuan burst into foul language, anyway, he was all a confidant present, and he was also relaxed, no different from ordinary people.

The help didn't say anything, because he was about the same at the time.

At this time, the henchman on the side whispered "saliva", his face changed, and he got up.

"Allah? Oh, God? It's not impossible, have you forgotten, the recent incident in Japan, although Japan has been reluctant to share things, but after a series of sanctions from us, they have also relented, shared some information, and let our researchers stationed in the research. ”

Everyone bloomed and shook their bodies together.

As Japan's gold father, Mi Guo naturally knows what is happening in Japan.

In the past few days, the United States has put a lot of pressure on Japan to study Japan's extraordinary, after all, extraordinary research is enough to change a country's future status and situation in the world.

The boss of the United States is used to sitting in the position, so he naturally doesn't want anyone to ride on them, and wants to control all the favorable resources in his hands.

It is also for this reason that the United States has been in close contact with Japan in recent days, and after a series of sanctions and pressure relief, Japan has to relax.

So what happened in Japan, the United States knows much more and knows more secrets than other countries.

"You mean that we have analyzed the extraordinary truth of the myth together with the scientific research of the two sides in Japan?" Someone asked.

The former nodded: "That's right, the scientific research analysts on both sides have judged that Japanese myths and ghosts exist.

Then the myths and ghosts of other countries are not necessarily fiction, they may also be true.

Allah and God, as one of the most well-known mythological figures in the world, have a great possibility of real existence, and according to the analysis of that netizen, it is not impossible for Allah and God to negotiate. ”

The words fell.

A flash of inspiration.

The henchman hurriedly spoke, looking anxious:

"Saliva! If it is really God or Allah's saliva, it is the extraordinary divine power, maybe we can obtain divine power from this, which will help us promote the extraordinary plan. ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" Ah Chuan's eyes lit up, he didn't plan to tweet, picked up the phone and called New York City, making sure that the Statue of Liberty was surrounded by New York City, and no one else could get that ball of saliva.

This moment.

The United States is a mess of saliva, wantonly using manpower and material resources, and after being busy, it sent the army out.

Ah Chuan was excited, rubbed his hands, and called God to help me.

This is a great opportunity to establish his re-election, as long as that ball of saliva can be won, no matter whether he can study something or not, as long as he is sure that the ball of saliva is a god, this will be the first time that Mi Guo has come into contact with a god and is extraordinary, and he will go down in history.

Because he ordered to get saliva and study the incumbents, he took the greatest credit.

Even if the saliva is not a god, it doesn't matter, anyway, the collapse of the Statue of Liberty from the saliva is enough to prove that the saliva is extraordinary.

You must know that Japan's extraordinary happens, and the United States attaches great importance to it, and does not let go of any extraordinary things related to the extraordinary, such extraordinary things as saliva are very likely to be extraordinary, gods and the like, and the United States will definitely not let it go.

Even if Ah Chuan doesn't give an order, there will be other high-level orders and reap the saliva.

Moreover.

The United States will definitely burn research funds and invest at least hundreds of millions of billions to study this saliva.

Unfortunately, they are destined to invest in vain.

Shangchuan Zun doesn't have a good impression of the United States, how can he give them a chance to study extraordinary.

Saliva is just a very ordinary ball of saliva created by the system, so ordinary that it can't be ordinary.

The United States has invested a lot of money in research, but it can only burn money in vain, and no matter how much money is burned, it is impossible to spend it on research, at most it proves that this is a ball of saliva.

"In the future, I don't know how much manpower and material resources the United States will spend on studying this saliva."

When he returned home to spy on the dynamics of the United States, Kamikawa Zun made a cup of tea, and turned his gaze to the Japanese side while drinking, changing the target of voyeurism.

……

Tokyo, Japan, Extraordinary Response Department.

"This ......"

Yoshimura Yoshimura and Morita Takeshi were dumbfounded.

A few hours ago, they received a text message order from Director Takahashi, although they thought it was ridiculous, they still obeyed the order and inspected the sky over the car, but unfortunately found nothing, no way, Japan to the sky as long as the United States, looking for a ball of saliva, how to find it.

If you can't find it, it doesn't mean that there is no way, they ordered personnel to pay close attention to the dynamics on the side of the United States.

Director Takahashi wants to monitor the sky from Japan to the United States to find a cloud of saliva, and eighty percent of the things are related to the United States, so they changed their thinking, and at the same time they were looking for saliva, while paying attention to the United States.

As a result, they really got the wrong information.

The Statue of Liberty in the United States is suspected to have collapsed by a cloud of saliva.

"I'm dripping! Is this definitely saliva? Not a new-tech ultra-long-range liquid missile? Yoshimura Yoshimura looked surprised.

Takeshi Morita's eyelids jumped wildly: "I just want to know now, what is this ball of saliva, Director Takahashi said it was saliva, it must be a human spit, and it is extraordinary, so I am curious about what kind of transcendent will spit from Japan to the Statue of Liberty in the United States......"

The two looked at each other, and their hearts were pounding.

You can't think about it, you can't think about it, and the more you think about it, the more scary it becomes.

Without a word, the two quickly sent the news they learned to Director Takahashi.

……

Aichi Prefecture, Japan, Tsuchimon.

The hall was calm, and Abe Mitake Maro listened quietly to Professor Kitayama talk about history, while the others sat and listened.

Then.

When the text message came from the mobile phone, Director Takahashi saw that it was sent by the extraordinary response department, and went to the toilet to look at the mobile phone.

Too eager to know about saliva, he got up and just took a step forward, and clicked on the text message on his mobile phone.

"I !!"

Director Takahashi reacted quickly, and he covered his mouth when he involuntarily called out the first sound, but his voice was like the loudest in an instant, and it exploded in the hall, attracting everyone's attention.

"Isn't something wrong?" The Foreign Minister's heart tightened, and at the same time, Kenji Togomon and several people also looked at it

Before Director Takahashi sent a message, everyone saw it.

Without looking at everyone, Director Takahashi looked directly at Abe Mitake Maro and asked hoarsely.

"Master Abe, did you spit on the Statue of Liberty?"

"Poof!"

In an instant, everyone felt cardiac arrest, and the tea squirted out directly.

Statue of Liberty??

It seems that there is only one thing in the world called the Statue of Liberty......

Hiss!

In other words, Master Abe's saliva crossed the Pacific Ocean and blew up the Statue of Liberty in the United States? Wori!!

The people of Toyumen Kenji couldn't hold back any longer, and their hearts burst into foul language.

"yes."

Abe Mitake Maro smiled casually and said bluntly.

As he spoke, he smiled and waved his hand.

"Peace of mind, I vomit very accurately, I can't hurt anyone, don't be so excited, even if I hurt someone, it's okay, if I die, I'm dead, if I want to find trouble, they say I did it, let them come to me."

……