Chapter 112: Allah and God Negotiate?

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The news of the collapse of the Statue of Liberty spread all over the United States network at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Hearing the news of the collapse, the Internet was full of abuse.

"Fack! The Statue of Liberty collapsed? What the hell? The White House group of-eating goods know every day that they will strengthen military spending, so they can't spend a little bit on maintaining places of interest and historical sites. ”

"It's a shame to be a big shame, and you know every day that you are fighting, but you don't maintain things in your own country, it's ridiculous."

"I think people abroad must be laughing crazy, now they are probably laughing at us as a group of brainless things who only know about arms, and they can't maintain a single architectural sculpture."

"Sure enough, it will be no good thing for Ah Chuan to come to power, and I suspect that he has embezzled the maintenance money of the places of interest."

"Yes, I agree with the old guy above, Ah Chuan must have embezzled the maintenance fee, you see his scalp, more and more shiny and dense, but the Statue of Liberty has collapsed, Fake Achuan's family!"

The Statue of Liberty is a symbolic building of the people of the United States and the pride of the people of the United States.

Now that the Statue of Liberty has collapsed, netizens have been insulted, blaming the government for its inaction and corruption, and feeling that they are spending money and not doing serious things.

Invective comes and goes quickly.

Soon, some netizens broke the news that the collapse of the Statue of Liberty did not seem to be in disrepair, but for other reasons, a ball of saliva collapsed.

In the face of the revelations, Mi netizens did not believe it.

However, the news also reported that the water had smashed down the Statue of Liberty, and that the video content captured by Chris was shown on the news......

Netizens were petrified, housewives threw pots and pans in their hands, devout Christians were so shocked that they pulled their Bibles out of their hands, and students who pretended to be sick with a fever or even pretended to be paralyzed, jumped out of their hospital beds and got up from their wheelchairs......

All kinds of scenes are staged all over the country.

No wonder the Statue of Liberty, which is nearly 100 meters high, was smashed by a cloud of saliva, which is too exciting and amazing.

The next moment.

After the shock, the people of the country were boiling.

"This is the wrath of God! He's blaming us. ”

Devout Christians knelt in the direction of the Statue of Liberty, straightened up, and gestured wildly to their chests.

His face was horrified and adoring.

"Lord, forgive us for our sins, all these are my faults, forgive ......"

Engraved at the same time.

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"A saliva smashing down the Statue of Liberty? There can't really be a God. ”

"It must be God, you tell me that besides God, there is anything else that can collapse the Statue of Liberty with a mouthful of saliva, the key is to spit it out from the sky, this is definitely from heaven."

"My God, what you say makes so much sense, a spit from God in heaven.jpg"

"Oh~ my brother, the speed of your expression is too fast, so I will accept it with a smile unceremoniously."

There are all kinds of remarks on the Internet, some say it is God, some say it is ......

"Nope! It's not saliva, this must be God crying, my Kobe died, God is crying. ”

There are also excuses to play that are dissatisfied with Agawa.

"It doesn't have to be God, it could be Allah's anger, Achuan this beast provoked a war, angered the god Allah on the other side of the Middle East, and directly fired a saliva missile to show threat."

"Yes, it's possible, you think, what does the Statue of Liberty symbolize? It symbolizes freedom, but also represents the country, and the collapse of the Statue of Liberty symbolizes the freedom of the United States, what kind of situation represents the freedom of the country is no more, war! Once war comes, everyone is in danger, and where is there freedom. ”

"It makes sense, the collapse of the Statue of Liberty was absolutely the work of Allah, because Achuan provoked three wars and killed Allah's most devout disciples, and Allah was angry and destroyed the Statue of Liberty, which symbolizes freedom and the United States, by swearing that if our United States insists on going its own way, it will provoke war, and freedom will cease to exist."

The play of this group of netizens detonated many netizens.

There is no other reason, who called the time such a coincidence.

The key analysis is reasonable, reasonable, and well-founded, the first kick almost fought three times, and the next kick destroyed the Statue of Liberty, which symbolizes freedom, both of which point directly to war.

There are also young netizens who are whimsical and brainy.

"You are wrong, I think Allah should be angry, don't forget, this almost three wars have ended, only now the Statue of Liberty collapsed, although the time is close, but the time of the incident is unreasonable, if it is really Allah's anger, it should be when this happened, the world has not yet dealt with the end of Allah's saliva threat."

Netizens were stunned.

yes, that makes sense.

"That's why I said, it's a miracle of God." Christians did not forget to take the opportunity to jump out and promote a wave of God.

But he was scared in seconds.

"No, I don't think it's a miracle of God." The young netizen spoke out in seconds and typed: "God is merciful, how could he destroy the Statue of Liberty." ”

"And what do you say this is?"

Many netizens are very curious about this netizen's remarks, because looking at his analysis of the Tao, eighty percent of them analyze the reason.

The next moment.

Young netizens enjoyed the attention of many netizens and slowly typed out the reasons for their analysis.

"I don't think it's just Allah's wrath or God's miracles, it's supposed to be caused by negotiations between Allah and God.

Ahem, let me give you an analysis, Einstein taught .jpg

The most devout believer of Allah must be angry when he dies, right? The most belief in our country is Christianity, so Allah is angry with the United States, God must take care of it, otherwise how can it be worthy of the so-called God's great love and glory shine on every believer.

So I think that Allah, knowing that the most devout disciple is dead, was about to strike at the United States in a fit of rage, and God stopped him and then negotiated with him.

Negotiations take time, after all, there are big guys on both sides, and no one can convince anyone.

I boldly guess that the two bigwigs are negotiating, but the result has not yet been negotiated, but we have already resolved the incident, so Allah and God will each take a step back, anger is to be released, but it is over without hurting people, and it can be regarded as both sides have face, but anger must have majesty.

Therefore, Allah chose the Statue of Liberty, a sculpture that symbolizes freedom and the United States, and also deliberately knocked on us, telling us that if we are in a hurry, it is a big deal to break out into war. ”

This analysis of young netizens amazed countless netizens.

"This friend, I was speechless to refute after analyzing it."

"My God, it makes so much sense, it's very reasonable."

There are many netizens who feel that this analysis is okay and can be regarded as the truth.

Of course, not all netizens will believe this.

"Don't talk nonsense, it's possible that saliva isn't saliva at all, it's just a liquid that looks like saliva, and it may be a biological weapon."

", Allah, God, you guys have read too many comics, I think this is a terrorist attack, a terrorist attack disguised as bizarre."

For a time, netizens held their own opinions and expressed various opinions.

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The White House, the conference hall.

Ah Chuan is discussing the election with his henchmen, and it is time for the next election, and he has to do something to win more votes.

That's when it happened.

There was a knock on the door, and Agawa's assistant ran to tell Achuan that the Statue of Liberty had collapsed.

The next moment.

Agawa was furious.

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