"Flying, it's just the simplest thing in the world."

Luo Tian sometimes flies flat in the sky, sometimes flies upright, sometimes flies backwards, and sometimes flies around......

It seems that he has mastered the trick of flying, no wonder he is so arrogant.

It seems that he has forgotten his obscene appearance stuck on the mountain wall an hour ago, and he forgot that the scar hurt and said that it was Luo Tian's drip.

"That's right, only Brother Jindan can fly, don't you say that you haven't cultivated the Dao?"

Ji Yan stood on the ground, crossed her hands, hanging on her chest, looking at Luo Tian in the sky, and couldn't help but be speechless.

"Actually, I'm not interested in cultivating, just cultivating casually is so powerful, tell me if I'm serious, then how can I be worthy of those cultivators who are cultivating hard? Can I do such a thing? No! I am a noble person, a pure person, a person who does not like monasticism......"

Ji Yan began to roll her eyes from the first sentence, and then blocked her senses until Luo Tian finished beeping.

But Luo Tian said endlessly, just like the flooding of the Yellow River, and he couldn't clean up a few hairs, and finally Ji Yan couldn't hold back.

"Star Absorbing Dafa!"

I heard only the sound of tremors in the mountains

“duang~”

The birds in the trees flew and kept circling, trying to stop on the branches and swing with the rhythm, but the rhythm and frequency were too shocking, and the little heart couldn't stand it.

In the end, they thought about it, what is the point of a bird not squandering once in a lifetime, it can't wave, it would rather die!

"Call together, no worries, nothing else is important except nodding, forget about everything......"

If there was a live broadcast in the field, the scene was a row of birds standing on each row of branches, shaking their heads to the rhythm of a miniature earthquake.

Ten minutes later, some birds couldn't stand it anymore, suffered a myocardial infarction, kicked their legs, fell under the tree, and contributed a piece of nutrition to their home with their own bodies.

I believe everyone knows what is going on at the source of all this.

Under Ji Yan's rampage, Luo Tian began to have intimate contact with the earth with his body, one up and down, very rhythmic, Ji Yan was not a royal musician in the palace before.

"Stop!"

Luo Tian took the time to finally shout out the word, mainly at this time Ji Yan was also tired, and he could make a great god of the tribulation period tired and panting, although Luo Tian was very honorable.

Ji Yan also felt that she was almost angry, so she let Luo Tian go.

Luo Tian patted his body and stood up, and the land that was in close contact with him had a hole at some point, and the depth and radius of the man were embarrassed.

At this time, a crab crawled out of the hole...... I'll just say it's a crab hole.

Ji Yan walked up to Luo Tian and gave Luo Tian a look to be careful in the future, Luo Tian smiled ghostly and supported his eyebrows.

It's clear that the meaning is wrong.

Alas, Zhuang Zhoucheng doesn't deceive me, Zifei fish, Anzhi fish. How can there be such a tacit communication, even if there is, it will not happen to people who have known each other for less than a day.

"Gone."

"That's right."

"No, it's okay."

"If you don't go, you'll eat corpses."

In, why is it like this, this is not the way to Hengdian, I want to get off......

Luo Tian hurriedly trotted to catch up with Ji Yan, and muttered in his heart: Didn't she already open the valley? Still need to eat? Oh, she must have cared about me, and I knew she was interested in me. Alas, my charm that has nowhere to put it! O iniquity!

I am most afraid of forcibly making up for my brain, Luo Tian is too narcissistic, if it weren't for the female man, he would be lonely for the rest of his life! Luo Tian is single, and as I said, Jesus can't help him.

The two walked down the mountain road, why didn't they fly down the mountain, it was too ostentatious and not good.

Of course, this is the reason given by Luo Tian, although he himself does not believe it.

In fact, the main reason is that I am afraid of being discovered, and when the time comes, the atomic bomb and the green bomb will come, and I will not be so arrogant (if you don't know this stalk, you can look at Mr. Zhou's Su Qi'er).

On the way down the mountain, there will inevitably be people pointing and pointing, pointing with their eyes, commenting, and basically communicating with each other.

"You said the two of them were filming. The clothes you wear are all good costumes! ”

"I haven't seen them, maybe they're not famous."

That's good.

"Young people, dressed in fancy clothes, don't look like good people at first glance."

"I think it's okay, at least it's traditional culture."

"You know what, ancient people didn't wear it like this, these clothes are all changed by modern people."

……

These words couldn't escape the ears of the two, but they didn't care, how could people pay attention to the opinions of ants? This is Luo Tian's psychological self-comfort, just like the spiritual victory method in Mr. Lu Xun's article. As for Ji Yan, she couldn't understand it at all, so she simply closed her senses, and her hearing became no different from ordinary people.

"Smack!"

What was that?

"There's something wrong with you."

A passer-by pointed at Luo Tian and scolded, with a red and purple slap print on his face, and a black slap print in the purple, which looked very funny...... It's a little unsympathetic, and that's pitiful.

Isn't it that adults don't care about villains, can the prime minister hold the boat in his belly? What happened, Luo Tian slapped someone else?

"Smack!"

People with obsessive-compulsive disorder look more comfortable, and it's a slap symmetrical again!

"GLN, you're looking for death!"

The man didn't do the first slap and was already well cultivated, and the two slaps went down, and the Buddha was also angry, and raised his hand to prepare to compare with Luo Tian.

"I ...... specially" Before he could say anything, he was thrown to the ground by Luo Tian.

It's really born and died first, which makes the bear cry.

"Boy, keep your mouth clean in the future!"

After pretending to be forced to leave, Luo Tian pulled Ji Yan and continued to go down the mountain, the man covered his face and looked at Luo Tian's departing back, and whispered: "You wait for me!" Then he took his phone out of his pocket and pressed three numbers.

Isn't it particularly familiar, the frequency of the villain's basic lines is second only to "Do you know who I am?" And "don't kill me, I ......" side by side, no matter up or down.

Ji Yan was curious about why she suddenly made a move, so she asked.

"It's nothing, he said you were ugly!"

Ji Yan blocked the sound of the outside world early because of the idea of not being able to hear, and she really didn't hear what the person said at that time, after all, not everyone is as perverted as Luo Tian and likes to listen to other people's whispers. Of course, even if you listen to it, you can't understand it.

"What the hell, dare to say that the old lady is ugly, I ...... it"

Luo Tian hurriedly grabbed Ji Yan's body and comforted, "I have already taught you a lesson." ”

Ji Yan just gave up.

Luo Tian is so kind? The man must have said he was ugly, so he was beaten.

Not to mention that Luo Tian's little episode actually improved the status in Ji Yan's heart, it was originally in the negative layer, but now it is in the middle of the negative layer and the positive layer.

After going down the mountain, the two came to a restaurant, and Ji Yan was about to enter, but was pulled by Luo Tian.

Ji Yan gave Luo Tian a look of what are you doing, this time Luo Tian understood, "Do you have money?" You go in. ”

"I have!"

Luo Tian believed it, took Ji Yan in and ordered some dishes, and asked for a private room, this series was all said by Luo Tian, after all, Ji Yan did not understand the language, which was also the main reason for the private room.

The two chatted a few words in the private room and waited for the food to be served.

Of course, readers may have a question, how can the zombie words be handed down, it makes no sense that Ji Yan doesn't know, I'll talk about this later. Also, why can't Ji Yan be a foreign language? I'm sorry that the world, the whole world is talking zombies, there is no second language.

"Don't say it, it's been so long, and people have made a lot of progress in their research on food."

"That is, people can have no other money, but they must have money for food."

The two were well fed and ready to leave.

The boss smiled and said, "Two, you haven't paid yet!" ”

Luo Tian smiled embarrassedly: "Look at me, I forgot, I'm sorry." ”

Possessed and whispered, "Take out the money." ”

Ji Yan took out the money from the ring, but fortunately it was blocked by Luo Tian, otherwise it would have been discovered.

Ji Yan gave the coin in her hand to Luo Tian, and Luo Tian saw that the coin was like a thunderbolt in the clear sky, is this a coin? It's a shell!

Luo Tian's state is like Xianglin's sister-in-law - I'm so stupid, really, I actually believe that Ji Yan is rich as an ancient person.

For Ji Yan, this is really money, but for the boss - play me or not, what about looking for a cut?

Originally, Luo Tian thought that Ji Yan would bring gold and silver or something, and what kind of fat thing was to bring a shell.

For the sake of the present......

Luo Tian pulled Ji Yan and ran out without giving money at lightning speed, it is impossible to give money, and he can't wash dishes, so he can only eat overlord meals.

As soon as he went out, he bumped into two people wearing hats. There's also a third person.

"He was the one who hit me!"

"Hello, I'm a police officer, come with us!"

The two showed their police IDs, and there should be no fakes.

This is the boss chasing out: "Uncle policeman, you came just in time, they want to eat the overlord meal." ”

……

Handcuffed and got into the car.

Ji Yan did not act rashly under Luo Tian's instructions, and went to the detention center with him.

"Iron doors, iron windows, iron chains

Holding on to the iron window, he looked out

What a wonderful life is out there......"

"Sorry, I put it wrong!" The driver master awkwardly ordered the next one.

"Holding the nest head in my hand, there is not a drop of oil in the dish, prison life is really bitter......

……

Next, the light of friendship, the four walls, and the song of repentance were put respectively......

"Uncle policeman, don't let it go, I'm guilty! I plead guilty and accept punishment! ”

Luo Tian was depressed by the songs, all the songs are related to prison, what are you doing? Just slapped twice! Shouldn't it be that the circumstances are significantly minor and not considered a crime?

This is not on the earth, the criminal law is not necessarily the same, not to mention that a zombie beats a person who has the power to hold a chicken, it is not light or serious, and if it is not good, how many levels of light injury will it be?

Rest assured, no matter where you are, the law will give you justice!

Justice will not be late and will not be absent! That person, don't worry, Luo Tian will definitely be punished by the law!