Chapter Thirty-Eight: Actually, I'm an Actor
In the detention center, Luo Tiandong looked west, this was the first time he had entered the palace, so he naturally couldn't hold back the curiosity in his heart.
In his opinion, most of these places are the same, and the same should be true on earth.
"Name?"
"Luo Tian."
"Gender?"
"Ahh
"Doesn't it depend on gender? I'm afraid it's gone, so let's see if it's confirmed. β
"What's your attitude, be honest."
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"Take out your ID card and take a look."
"I don't have an ID. You can get one for me. β
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"Apologize, pay the fine, and you're good to go."
"I don't have any money. Why don't you lock me up for a few days?"
"Owe it first, and pay it back when you have the money."
There is no way, the police uncle can see that Luo Tian really has no money.
Luo Tian and Ji Yan came out with a meal from the detention center, the food was good, at least they were full anyway.
"Ji Yan, what do you say you are doing here? I can't speak the same language, and I don't have any money. You say what are we going to do now? β
Luo Tian squatted at the door of the detention center and looked at Ji Yan, and said helplessly.
"Didn't you bring me out? If you hadn't disturbed my retreat, would I have come out? β
Ji Yan retorted ruthlessly.
Luo Tiandun was depressed, and it was too bitter to break his teeth and swallow it in his stomach, and he wronged people for not saying so.
For the first time, the two black households felt that life was not easy, but fortunately the two were monks, and they would not catch a cold if they didn't cover the quilt at night, and it didn't matter if they didn't eat, otherwise they really wouldn't be able to live.
Luo Tian was also burdened with the burden of finding soldier armor, alas, a little meaningful.
The two dealt with each other in the park pavilion for one night, and the next day before the rooster crowed, Luo Tian got up, to be precise, he didn't fall asleep at all last night.
Luo Tian thought about it for a night and decided that the next first priority was to make money!
In a money society, it is difficult to move an inch without money, and it will be easier to find soldier armor with money, after all, money can make ghosts grind.
"Wake up, hey!"
"Papa~"
With a sound of "biu", Luo Tian turned around and flew out for two and a half weeks.
asked Ji Yan to get up and was beaten, no wonder ordinary people opened their eyes and saw something they didn't know what it was, and their first reaction was basically to put it to the side with their hands.
"The sun hasn't come out, what are you copying the fire for?"
According to the ancient habit of working at sunrise and sunset, Ji Yan's biological clock told her that you should sleep, but at this time she was already awake, and she was angry now according to the lack of sleep theorem.
If Luo Tian can't give a convincing explanation, I think he probably won't see the sun today.
"Sister, don't be impatient, please listen to me. I think the first thing we need to do if we want to live comfortably is to make money. If you think about it, with money, we can eat delicious food every day, right? β
Luo Tian knows how to prescribe the right medicine very well, as an ancient person, especially a very ancient ancient person, the diet is not as good as modern at all.
Yesterday, when she saw Ji Yan eating, Luo Tian knew that if there was anything worth her nostalgia in the red dust, it would be food.
"So tell me how we make money?"
Two masters who can cultivate don't want to violate the ban with martial arts, but they think about how to make money through legitimate means.
Although Ji Yan's tone was still a little unkind, Luo Tian could see that she was very interested in money.
Is that an interest in money? That's an interest in the food you get with money, okay?
"The group performance is recruited, the salary is paid daily, the stunt group performance is 1,500 days, and the ordinary group performance is 81 days......"
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There were three big question marks in Luo Tian's heart.
Where am I? Why is the world filming? Powerful or non-powerful?
It seems that the material civilization of this world has reached a certain level, and it knows how to explore spiritual civilization.
"Let's go, let's go be actors!"
Luo Tian pulled Ji Yan to sign up.
As a young man, although Luo Tian often diss the traffic faction and the drama collapses, I Luo Tian can only spray men, women, old and young with one click...... The key is coming!
These do not affect his expectations of becoming an actor, every time he watches TV series and movies, he thinks that if I come to play me, I will definitely play better than them.
Anyway, there is a lot of time, and for an immortal zombie, time is the least valuable thing in the world.
Since God has given himself a chance to come to such a suitable world, it is better to obey his fate than to be respectful!
Playthings are demoralized!
Luo Tianpao pulled away from the crowd and asked excitedly: "I want to be a stunt group performer!" β
"What do you know how to stunt in a group?"
Luo Tian didn't reply, there was a wall of four or five meters opposite, and he stood on top of the wall after a few glances.
"How? Is that okay? β
I don't know how awesome I am if I don't show my hand!
It is better to use facts to convince others than to say that it is better to use facts to convince others, anyway, the recruiting employees have been deeply impressed when they see Luo Tian's performance, Weiya doesn't need anything, this is a great god.
"Come down, you've been recruited!"
The employee waved his hand and motioned for Luo Tian to come down.
Luo Tian was about to go down, but when he looked down, I was dripping mother! It's too high, he's afraid of heights. In order to prevent himself from falling, he clamped his two strands against the wall, and his whole body lay on the top of the wall.
shouted, "Help me!" β
The crowd rolled their eyes.
I thought it was so powerful, but it turned out that it didn't take more than three seconds to become like this, shame!
If Luo Tian knew what everyone thought, he would definitely retort: You jump, you try!
I don't understand Luo Tian, I didn't see fear of heights when I was flying, why is it that I have to die or live at four or five meters now.
Luo Tian himself doesn't know, this is a mystery for the ages.
Just when Luo Tianxia didn't come to the stage, Ji Yan learned from Luo Tian and stepped on a few feet to stand up, and then the eagle grabbed Luo Tian like a chicken and jumped down, a set of seemingly martial arts but fantasy actions flowed smoothly, and the audience couldn't help but applaud.
That's right, flowers still need green leaves, all of this is a ghost arranged by Luo Tian, there is no need to comfort yourself so much, fear of heights is not something to be ashamed of, is it so difficult to face yourself?
Luo Tian ordered a song and cut plums, but did not speak!
"You've all been recruited, come and fill out the form. When you've summoned you, I'll take you to the venue. β
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"Director, these two people are stunt group performances, their kung fu is very powerful, flying cornices and walking on the wall."
The man introduced Luo Tian and Ji Yan to the director and left.
The director looked at Ji Yan carefully, took a quick look at Luo Tian, and nodded.
"Yes, the props and clothes are all matched, yes, it's quite like that."
"Is this young lady interested in playing the female number one in this play?"
The director's eyes have been on Ji Yan, for fear that Ji Yan will leave.
Luo Tian was left out on the side, very angry, this director is not like a good person.
"Don't promise him, he wants to subtly rule you."
Luo Tian transmitted the sound to Ji Yandao, and the sound transmission technique was taught by Ji Yan.
Ji Yan has a strong learning ability, and can basically understand the so-called zombie words, but the words will be a little awkward. Therefore pretend to be dumb on the outside.
"I'm sorry, my sister can't speak, she can't speak lines, thank you director for your kindness."
"Abba Aba~" Ji Yan nodded cooperatively.
"It's okay, the heroine of our drama is a mute, it seems that it is really a godsend, the heroine is none other than your sister, you can rest assured that money is not a problem!"
"It's not a matter of money or money, we are not bad for money!"
"Don't we don't have a penny? It's pretty bad. Ji Yan said.
"I want money, but I have a bottom line to be a man, and I definitely don't want the money I got from selling your body!" Luo Tian is also very difficult, communicating with two people at the same time. But this sentence passed on well, it seems that he was misunderstood before.
"Ten million!"
"It doesn't matter if you have money or not, the important thing is that the director knows how to make good use of it, just for you, how can my sister, a thousand-mile horse, play the female lead, where can I sign the contract?" The speed at which Luo Tian's face changed was too fast for the light.
Sure enough, if you don't agree, it's generally because you don't have enough money, and if you have enough money, you can do anything, of course, we don't do anything that violates the law and discipline, this is the bottom line, after all, what do you want money to do when your life is gone.
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"Why did you say yes again?"
"I thought about it carefully, if the director really wants to untact you, with your cultivation, he will definitely let him know why the flowers are so red, so we don't have to worry about it at all! After this ticket, we can wander the world and eat all the delicious ...... in the world."
Ji Yan had a look on her face that seemed to understand but didn't understand, no matter what, anyway, she believed that Luo Tian would not harm her!
I don't know where she came to the conclusion that it wouldn't hurt her.,Anyway, it's fascinating.γ
In the next three months, Luo Tian and Ji Yan took root in the crew, and under Ji Yan's face, Luo Tian's true colors played Ji Yan's brother in the play.
"Da Lang, have you taken medicine......"
Ten minutes later, Luo Tian was finished.
Then Luo Tian could only appear as a stand-in.
In the past few months, Luo Tian's ID card has come down, the fine has been paid, the bank card has been handled, the mobile phone has been obtained, and he bought a few sets of clothes with Ji Yan.
When I'm bored, I chat with the girls in the crew, fart, and life is boundless, and I can't miss it.
It's a bitter Ji Yan, I haven't had much rest for three months, if it weren't for Luo Tianhua's clever words and desperate comfort every day, people would have stopped doing it a long time ago, and they have never suffered like this since childhood.
Just when Luo Tian was about to finish filming this golden basin and wash his hands, how could he feel like he was doing something bad? It doesn't matter, that's what it means.
The martial arts instructor made Luo Tian's peaceful life set off tatters...... Waves. He wants to compare with Luo Tian!
There is no first in the text, there is no second in the martial arts, and sure enough, it is a universal law no matter in that world.
Since people sincerely asked, then Luo Tian agreed to him with great mercy!
Everyone called it a day, so the competition between the two attracted a lot of viewers, and even some good people turned on their mobile phones to prepare for the video.
The two found an open space, and Luo Tian pretended to shout a clichΓ©, anyway, in my impression, he shouted no less than twice.
"Everybody, stand down! Fists and feet have no eyes. β
Luo Tian learned from Ip Man and posed in a Wing Chun starting pose.
"Wing Chun, Lok Tine!"
"Hong Fist, Hong Xuan!"
Hong Xuan took the lead in attacking, and one move and two dragons played with pearls to directly capture Luo Tian's eyes.
"Ah Xuan, are you really here?"
Luo Tian squatted, and the monkey stole the peach and took Hong Xuan's vital point.
Hong Xuan took the trick and took two steps back to avoid Luo Tian's attack range.
"Good kung fu!"
β¦β¦ I feel that the two insulted the word kung fu.