What is the happiest thing in the world in this world?

Once, Yu Xiaobai thought about this question countless times in the middle of the night, but he didn't get an answer.

Is it to be a scumbag?

It is true that being a scumbag is indeed a very happy thing, and it can even make both men and women very happy!

However, as a scumbag, Yu Xiaobai will still feel empty in the dead of night.

So, do I have a beautiful wife!

But it's a pity that his beautiful wife's head can run Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf.

"What is happiness?"

There is a lyric that says it?

"My happiness will come back!"

But today he knew......

Today, his joy is back!

The so-called happiness does not mean how well you have to live, but how miserable the people who travel with you are.

After all, life is actually all set off by peers.

Although it is easy to be sprayed by saying this, isn't basing happiness on the pain of others the source of happiness for most people every day?

Whether it's watching the excitement or going up to give two punches to other people, isn't the reason why you will be happy because of this? It is tragedy to tear good things apart to show others.

can tear up beautiful things in person, for individuals, that's a comedy!

And now......

Yu Xiaobai was under the lawn, silently watching the people outside fight to death, he was so happy!

"How does it feel?"

It's even more comfortable than going down the drain.

Not far away, his teammates were battling Demacia's squad.

……

Yu Xiaobai dug a pit and buried himself in it.

It's only three hours, but you can't go wrong with caution!

There's nothing wrong with being careful.

He uses a small stomata to breathe, and in order to slow down the breathing rate, he also uses the circulation of vitality to reduce the body's metabolism, so as to achieve the goal of possibly eliminating the flaws.

And more importantly......

He found that his eyes were particularly good, especially when he concentrated his vitality on his eyes, even if it was just a small hole in front of him, he could see the feeling of a super blockbuster!

……

Half of the time has passed, and the fish Xiaobai lurking in this mountain range has been shivering from the cold.

Facts have proved that even if you watch a play for a long time, it is easy to catch a cold......

Not to mention that it's still underground.

Although the two have nothing to do with each other, they can be used to water word counts!

Whether it is the flow of air or the low temperature caused by the water circulation of the surrounding trees themselves, they are all invading Yu Xiaobai's body.

"Suddenly, I felt like I was back in my elementary school classroom and looking at a stopwatch!"

Seconds are like years!

Especially when it was close to the end of class, that feeling of staring at the clock.

Yu Xiaobai muttered in his heart, but he didn't dare to make any superfluous movements! Just lying in the turf and fantasizing about the female officer of Noxus, if only I could climb the peak and explore the cave with her.

In other words, this tactic of burying himself in the turf was learned by Yu Xiaobai in the TV series.

Second Battalion Commander, where the hell are your Italian artillery?

There is an episode in it that hides under the snow to ambush the enemy.

Come to think of it, snow should be about the same as turf.

Then, the offense and Gou should be about the same.

After all, or only to be able to output!

Time passes minute by minute, after all, accompanying a beautiful woman overnight and accompanying a teacher to class are two different concepts, how can the time be the same when the concepts are different? Even the most fantasizing people can't ......

After all, there is sage time.

Einstein's theory of relativity is probably used in this situation, right?

"Someone!"

Suddenly, Yu Xiaobai saw several figures on the hillside in the distance.

Oh, the soldiers of the original Demacia!

Now that Demacia's soldiers have appeared, have the recruits just now been killed?

I have to say that Demacia's attitude towards recruits is much better than that of Noxus, all of them look like dogs, and they are also equipped with a captain who has been on the battlefield.

Blonde square face 1.8 meters ......

It's a pity not to be a duck.

Of course, this outfit of theirs also allows them to reveal their identity as Demacians!

As the saying goes, if you don't move, you are the king!

"If the enemy doesn't move, I won't move!"

Maybe the other side is also the same idea, obviously a five-person full team, but it is actually cowering.

When you meet an opponent in chess, you will meet a good talent......

That's right, he, an amateur soldier, can find others, why can't others find him if they are also amateurs?

So, let's outlast whoever it is!

How can a man say no?

……

"Bump!"

The arrow was stuck on the turf on his back, no more than ten centimeters away from his back, and Yu Xiaobai could still feel the tail feathers of the arrow shaking, and there was a bad smell.

It's not poisonous......

No, those uncomfortable feelings come from his own dantian, and in his dantian there is a vitality mixed with magic power.

Then it should be the forbidden stone......

Is Demacia so rich? Even the arrows have forbidden magic stones on them.

"Do it!"

The Demacians on the opposite side rushed over with their swords in their hands and shouting.

In other words, the language of the Macians is similar to that of the Noxians, and it is the same rudeness that comes out of their mouths.

But it's understandable to go to war......

"Wild boar?"

Yu Xiaobai was also about to do it, but suddenly something funny.

So, he decided to stay on the sidelines......

What if, the arrow just now was used to shoot the boar instead of him?

What if......

Although this kind of luck psychology is very reluctant, isn't this how lazy people are? Obviously, I only reviewed the first three chapters, but because I was too lazy to review the rest of the content, I prayed to only take the first three chapters.

This kind of thing is too embarrassing!

……

At the critical moment, although Yu Xiaobai covered his excited mouth, he still attracted the attention of the pig.

The huge fangs, still humming and twitching their noses, are not wild boars?

Of course, after all, another world......

It's also possible that it just looks like a wild boar.

The boar seemed to feel threatened, and one of its front hooves was constantly digging the ground and stirring up the dirt.

It's getting closer......

Yu Xiaobai held a sword in his hand, and lay under the turf like this, although the cold of the ground made Yu Xiaobai, a modern person, a little uncomfortable, but the situation of wolves and pigs in front of him made him have to do this.

For Yu Xiaobai, life is the most important thing.

Whether it's a bow or fang, or a big sword on the opposite side, a single hit will kill a person.

If you can, you can do it!

And at this time, the Demacia squad that released the arrows also rushed over.

"Captain, what about the people?"

"It should be nearby, let's split up and look for it!"

The movements of the Demacians were fast, and several people were reduced to zero in an instant.

Just waiting for your words! The corners of Yu Xiaobai's mouth, who was hiding in the grass, curled slightly, as if everything was in his hands.

The captain's analysis is not wrong, Yu Xiaobai is indeed near them, and he is only a stack of turf away from them.

Or......

Fish Xiaobai is at their feet?

It's exciting!

Yu Xiaobai could feel that his adrenaline was soaring at the moment.

Yu Xiaobai listened to the scattered footsteps of those people, and a cheerful song sounded in his heart, as if he was a third-grade elementary school student who had a Children's Day, and he could finally fight the glory of the king after class.

Hurry up and choose a hundred miles to keep the promise!

Happy!

Suddenly, a pair of feet landed on Yu Xiaobai's head.

Yu Xiaobai: "......"

I was angry, but I didn't dare to move.

"Hey, what about the captain?"

The voice is young, like a lone quail in the wild, and it only needs to move its fangs slightly......

Aha, a lone enemy!

It's simply a military feat sent to the door.

Yu Xiaobai suddenly burst out from the ground, and the giant sword was about to slash into the man's chest, completing his first single kill in this other world! But the battlefield has always been ever-changing.

There is no strategy that is a panacea......

"Do it!"

The snow-white long sword is in front of Yu Xiaobai's big sword like this, but it is still the big sword of Noxus that is better, and the long sword of the future person cuts out a big gap.

"Jump!"

The debris shook in the air, and a ray of sunlight through the dense forest happened to be cut off by the debris.

Yu Xiaobai gasped, probably this is the murderer of global warming.

The air conditioner has been sucked up by everyone!

And in front of him, there were four big men with smiles! And there was another archer aiming here in the distance, and Yu Xiaobai seemed to be able to see the contemptuous smile on the archer's face.

He looks like he's been fished?

What about trust between people? What about everyone acting separately?

Between life and death......

Several black rays of light converged into a ball, and in an instant, they broke out of Yu Xiaobai's control and flew towards the few people in front of them.

At the same time, the frightened boar also galloped towards it, and the saliva of the long mouth could be faintly seen.

"Wild boar!"

The archer in the distance saw that the situation was not good, and shouted at a few of his teammates, and he should have reminded his teammates!

After all, he was so far away from the battlefield that he couldn't seem to do anything but shout loudly.

"What do you want me to do?"

And his captain turned his head in response, with a puzzled look on his face......

How could anyone call the name wild boar?

The atmosphere of the whole court was a little solidified, and even Yu Xiaobai's explosive seed was crooked, definitely not because this serve was originally crooked! It's because the captain on the other side is called a wild boar, which is so funny.

If you say you call it a wild boar, you call it a wild boar......

Why ask rhetorically?

Why is it still a cute expression?

The brown boar went berserk, after all, even beasts have something they hold dear! And for the sake of what they hold dear, beasts like them can fight hard.

Faintly, Yu Xiaobai saw a small tree hole next to him, in which there were cute figures of several little pigs, with stripes on their bodies.

Still humming and eating.

It turns out that pigs are not so stupid, at least they know how to divert the attention of these thugs as a way to protect their children from harm.

The person called the wild boar was hit by the wild boar, and there were four people including Yu Xiaobai who walked with him, and I have to say that the sky of this world is really blue! And Valoran is worthy of a world with magic, even the strength of a wild boar is so great.

When you are in the air......

"Well, where's my vitality?"