The wild boar looked at the four flying men in the sky.

What's flying in the sky?

Is it a bird or a cloud?

In the confused eyes, there is hope for himself and the little ones.

Small eyes, big doubts.

Why are these people so inextricably bumping?

It's better to die than to live......

So, whatever!

The ant is still stealing, let alone a pig as big as it? Don't live forever?

"Hum again!"

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Turn your head and flick your little tail.

The boar turned around and found its cubs, and immediately ran away with them.

It's not that it can't beat these humans, but humans are too cunning! And it's fast.

The point is that after they run, they will return with more powerful humans to seek revenge......

When is the time for retribution?

Even a pig like it understands the truth, why don't these humans understand?

Haha, I'm going to go too!

The back under the sun is the youth that my old pig once lost.

……

Yu Xiaobai is very fascinated.

Could it be that this wild boar is Zhao Xin's apprentice, and he flew away?

Although the natural scenery is beautiful, it hurts when you land!

Of course, you can also do without landing on the butt......

Grounding with the face is our two-dimensional tradition!

"What just happened?"

Although the speed of descent is fast, Yu Xiaobai's thoughts are faster!

Once, he was a smoker.

But smoking is bad for your health, and I heard that quitting smoking can lead to longevity.

So, is it just necessary to quit smoking repeatedly and give eternal life?

"Phew, that's not what I was thinking!"

By the way, what was that black energy bomb just now?

Somehow it was typed......

Can we do it again?

Could it be that this dog author even started copying Dragon Ball? Wouldn't he become that kind of big-muscled bully in the future? Then how can he be a scumbag in the future!

"Phew! What the hell was I thinking? ”

Eh, that's five hundred words!

……

In fact, it is still the golden sword duel, but it has changed the carrier of vitality from a sword to air.

But air is amorphous, so it naturally becomes spherical by atmospheric pressure.

Other words......

"I can also rub balls in the future?"

In other words, isn't this the setting of Naruto's drag?

……

Finally, Yu Xiaobai landed again.

"The butt hurts ......"

Similarly, the soldiers of Demacia from that world fell around Yu Xiaobai, as well as an archer in the distance.

But the current Yu Xiaobai is no longer the Li Xiaobai just now.

Now he ......

It's a fish - a super normal hit - Xiaobai.

I just don't know if this kind of vitality bomb is considered an ordinary attack?

If so.......

"Am I invincible, then?"

Of course, it is not invincible.

You'll have to try it to find out!

And aren't these Demacian soldiers the best test subjects?

……

The first battles and crises are over, like a tornado off the coast of the Caribbean, which comes and goes as fast as it comes.

The main thing is that the author is lazy......

I don't want to write about fight scenes, it's the same as cutouts don't like big scenes.

Although there was nothing to gain, but this battle made Yu Xiaobai put away his mind to have fun, and began to take his golden finger seriously, if he could define the drop of nuclear bombs as an ordinary attack, then wouldn't he be able to dominate the heavens?

"An ordinary blow is really cool!"

That's right, that black energy bullet is also defined as a normal hit.

Moreover, the damage of this attack is explosive, and it only takes one shot to make those Demacian soldiers explode on the spot!

And that archer didn't dodge the attack of this black vitality bullet......

After all, this vitality bomb can be lost!

He could still recall that the archer's expression when he was dodging the vitality bullet was like a hundred miles of fifty blood guarding the covenant, running frantically in the grass but just couldn't dodge the general attack of the minions.

Exciting!

But since it's a tornado, it's always going to sweep something away, right?

"It's true, it's going to die......"

When that arrow was shot in front of Li Yang, the strong wind not only blew the leaves, but also set off waves in Li Yang's heart.

"Although I'm already invincible......"

But there are still Diao people who want to harm him.

This is Valoran in troubled times! It's a place where everyone can die, not a place of peace like Blue Star! And this kind of war also made Yu Xiaobai feel how precious peace is.

Only in times of peace, can you be unscrupulous about the right to be a scumbag.

Otherwise, it is easy to be cut ......

Fortunately, even ah, cut to eternal rule!

Different experiences bring different feelings.

Although the wind in the forest was not strong, it also rolled up the blades of grass on the ground, causing it to roll like waves in the glade between the trees! Those who came back alive stood on the weeds, trembling.

This time, it didn't come out cold......

They should be glad that they do not become the nourishment of the weeds under their feet like their companions.

"Are you still happy with the three-hour vacation?"

This undoubtedly came from the instructor's malice, slightly mocking tone and spicy words.

By the way, where did this instructor just go?

You can't watch the same drama as him, right? Yu Xiaobai thought so.

"Happy ......"

But in the face of the instructor's questioning, there were only a few sparse voices responding, and some of them were weak.

"Louder!"

The instructor's face changed.

"Happy !!"

"Since you're happy, why don't you continue to train, lest you really can't come back by then......"

It's really like they can't come back!

If they can beat it, these recruits will probably have hacked this instructor to death, right?

The two sides yelled at each other, but the recruits were screaming weakly, after all, they had not only experienced a three-hour escape, but had not eaten for a day.

People are iron and rice are steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry and panic.

This time, even Yu Xiaobai, who has always insisted on not causing trouble, can't bear it anymore......

Hungry!

Yu Xiaobai's expression changed.

At this moment, God's mentality changed slightly.

But what Yu Xiaobai doesn't know is that compared to the ancient people who can't survive and will resist, even if they are a modern keyboard warrior! It is also more resistant than them.

Therefore, Yu Xiaobai, who changed his expression, was unfortunately noticed by his cute instructor......

In fact, this has nothing to do with the sense of resistance, the main thing is that Yu Xiaobai is more handsome!

"Sir!"

"Talk ......"

The chief glanced at Yu Xiaobai and found that he actually had fine skin and tender meat! How is this possible?

You know, the ancient commoners weren't full of calluses? The face is chapped.

So, why don't you have a good time?

Forget it, what if it's so cool that you can't afford to mess with someone?

"Sir, can you start the meal first?"

Yu Xiaobai said.

As soon as these words came out, almost everyone looked at the instructor in amazement, although these people had died a lot in the past three hours, but there were more alive, didn't they?

And since man lives, he must eat.

The instructor's expression was very serious, but just when everyone was about to despair, he suddenly laughed again and said, "Of course you can!" ”

However, the exception is Yu Xiaobai......

He was called out alone, and those comrades-in-arms who had been favored by him did not stop the instructor's behavior at this time, but looked at Yu Xiaobai with envious eyes.

Therefore, it is really convenient for the ruler to have no wisdom in the people.

It's simply an idiom solitaire that does whatever you want, do whatever you want.

……

In the woods, the instructor and Yu Xiaobai looked at each other, and the atmosphere was a little awkward.

After all, they are two big men, and they are somewhat inappropriate in this secluded jungle.

If it's at a hotel, maybe ......

It's a fight!

Fight bayonets, as if no one knows the same.

"Who the hell are you?"

The sword rested on Yu Xiaobai's neck, and the sharp blade only moved slightly! The hairs on the fish's neck drifted away with the flow of the wind.

Blowing hair and breaking hair!

The light in the forest seemed to have been cut, and only a few beams fell.

Hearing this, Yu Xiaobai just silently took out his conscription order from his jacket pocket, which was what the female military attache gave him.

"Long live Noxus!"

Yu Xiaobai shouted.

Instructor: "......"

This thing is a fool, isn't it?

The sword advanced a few points, and the little white capillaries of the fish had already felt the slightest oppression.

Although there are no nerves on the capillaries, he can feel it, after all, he has to be considerate of the author who wants the number of words.

The instructor's face gradually stepped forward and continued: "Look at your face, look at the faces of those idiots!" ”

He smirked, "Do you think I'm stupid, or Black Rose is stupid?" ”

Black roses?

What the hell!

Long live Noxus, isn't that Katarina's slogan?

Could it be that he shouted in the wrong posture, so it aroused the suspicion of this dog thing?

Yu Xiaobai touched his face, and then looked at the instructor's face, in the era when productivity was not developed, having such fine skin and tender meat was indeed enough to make people suspicious.

Or...... Is it exciting?

What's more, now he, a person with a suspicious identity, has infiltrated other people's armies, even if he is cannon fodder.

"Sure enough, am I exposed because I am too handsome and white? It's also a nuisance to be too good! ”

Although the words are riotous, they seem to be the truth in this scene......

Fine skin and tender meat are the hallmarks of the powerful in this era! And the magnates of Noxus have always been military aristocrats, and their descendants will not come to be recruits who are actually cannon fodder, and directly fill in the grassroots as officers.

So, obviously......

This guy and the officer who recruited him should be spies.

Or, is it through the back door?

But either way, it's already a violation of Noxian law.

The instructor pretended not to hear Yu Xiaobai's words, and just stretched out his hand! As the bottom of the country, he has no patriotic feelings, and taking money to fight is already his last loyalty to this cruel country, and it is also his last stubbornness.

In feudal times, count on a person who has not received education and propaganda to be patriotic? He doesn't even know what the state is! For them, the change of state is just a change of ruler, and the change of ruler is ...... to them

What does it matter?

Yu Xiaobai is a little confused? According to his imagination, it shouldn't be him to use his three-inch incorruptible tongue at this time, and then the tiger's body shook the king's overlord and the aura exploded instantly, and the instructor in front of him bowed his head!

Then he became the protagonist and began his harem journey on the Valoran continent......

"What do you mean?"

Yu Xiaobai didn't react for a while, do you still need to reach out before the fight? Could this be a strange etiquette from another world?

Well, strange knowledge seems to have increased again.

"Money! You know? ”

The instructor blushed, maybe he also knew that what he did was not in line with mainstream values, but he also had to support his family, didn't he?

There is an 80-year-old mother and an 8-year-old child

It's really hard!

The salary of being a recruit instructor is really difficult for him to work hard for this country! His conscience was also really painful and distressed.

Can......

Isn't this kind of thing of conscience cured by raising the price?

"Money!?"

The tide turned in an instant. Just like a person who owes money and a person who borrows money from others, their relationship before and after the money is lent out is completely polarized! Those who have needs and those who don't have needs are naturally the two extremes.

So, Yu Xiaobai gently pushed away the sword that the instructor had placed on his neck......

"Actually, I am Qin Shi Huang, and I still have three hundred tons of gold in Shurima, as long as I infiltrate the Noxian army and get the crow led by the strategist, I can open the treasure, and I will share half of you at that time!"

Instructor: "......"

Isn't this man a fool?

It's not that he wants to deceive people, but he doesn't have any money......