When the wasteland heard this, he was really frightened, and they all said, "Sister and brother have a good relationship, and you have to beat your brother as soon as possible".

Zhengse said: "What nonsense are you talking about? Aren't you afraid that your sister will beat you? Stop! ”

Zhou Shaoteng said secretly: "Coach Huang, I really want you to be my brother-in-law, I raise my hands in approval." You and my sister are a perfect match! ”

Wasteland thought to himself, hey, you kid is doing something, aren't you? Just about to be reprimanded, after thinking about it, I listened to what he said first, understood the situation first, and was well prepared when communicating with his sister about his training, so I asked, "Why do you agree?" Let's talk about it first. ”

Zhou Shaoteng said extremely seriously: "Coach Huang, to be honest, I think the two of us are very close, I especially like your teaching style, the main thing is that you are handsome, quite good, and smart, and you are definitely a master when you quarrel with people." My sister, a scholar, used to know how to study every day, although many people chased her, but never fell in love, eyes above the top, no one looked down, now, every day forcing me to study, I am annoyed to death, and there is, every time my mother nags me, I always talk about my sister, saying how good she is, how good, annoying and ruthless. Why don't you take her, you are my brother-in-law, I think this is a great idea! ”

Sure enough, it was about the same as Wasteland expected, and Wasteland asked, "What do you mean, let me be your brother-in-law, do you want me to help you share the pressure and break up the strategic alliance between your mother and your sister?" ”

Zhou Shaoteng said embarrassedly: "What's the matter, this is a incidental reason!" ”

"If that's the reason, wouldn't you be able to form an alliance with your dad?" Wasteland excused.

I saw Zhou Shaoteng snort in disgust, "Come on, my father's family status is not as good as mine!" When he gave me pocket money, his status was higher than mine, and I asked him to say a few words. My dad can't be counted on anything other than making money. ”

The wasteland looked at Zhou Shaoteng dumbfounded, the divine beast in his heart was galloping, my god! I just asked, how dare you say it!

Zhou Shaoteng looked at the wasteland with a sluggish face and did not speak, and then said: "People say that the girl who marries out, the water that is spilled, as long as my sister is not at home, my mother basically can't cure me now, and I can be quiet for a while!" ”

The wasteland was stunned for a while, and decided to trick Zhou Shaoteng, "You are not small anymore, you were cut by your sister before, I understand, you can't beat it, but now that you are so old and still cut, was it that you were beaten out of the shadow in your heart by your sister before?" ”

Zhou Shaoteng subconsciously touched his buttocks, rubbed his ears, and said with palpitations: "If I can beat it, I can still be bullied by her!" Growing up, I was beaten up by her! ”

"Then you are almost 1.8 meters old now, and your strength is not small, how can you still be bullied?" The wasteland is a bit of a puzzle.

I've seen all kinds of sister and brother CP, and generally after the younger brother grows up, the sister wants to bully again! Don't say there's no door, even the window cracks are blocked for you! Looking at Zhou Shaoteng's situation, the wasteland felt a little sad and angry in his heart!

Zhou Shaoteng looked at the wasteland and despised himself, leaned closer, and whispered: "I'll tell you a secret, you can't tell others." ”

"Well, you say, I will never tell anyone!" The wasteland made a gesture.

Zhou Shaoteng glanced at the door and said mysteriously: "Don't look at my sister who looks like the type who can't unscrew the cap of the mineral water bottle outside, in fact, at home, she can really lift my Tianling lid in minutes, not to mention how violent, I now suspect that my butt is upturned, and my big ears are my sister's beating over the years." ”

"It's really hard for you, it's not easy to live until now." The wasteland looked at Zhou Shaoteng with sympathy, "You shouldn't have to be afraid of her now, you've grown up." ”

Zhou Shaoteng made a silent action, and said with a sad face: "I forgot to tell you, my sister is a fourth black belt in taekwondo, a third black belt in karate, when I was so old, I was already the champion of provincial youth fighting, I can beat her, that black belt four dan, just passed the exam for less than two months!" ”

The wasteland patted his heart, obediently long-to-toe! She's not single, who's single? With such violence and a high IQ, who can withstand ordinary people? When you fall in love, you have to be careful that your life is not guaranteed, if you live a lifetime, you dare not imagine!

Thinking of this, the wasteland pinched Zhou Shaoteng's neck and said hatefully, "Are you kid going to pit me?" I'm in the fire pit, and you're going to drag me down, I tell you, don't even think about it. ”

Zhou Shaoteng opened the wasteland's hands, pretended to shrug innocently, and said, "I mean seriously, where can I dig a pit for you?" Although my sister can almost lift my heavenly spirit cap at home, don't you have to pretend that you can't unscrew the cap of the mineral water bottle in front of you? My sister is still very concerned about her appearance, if you get her, it will be absolutely gentle and virtuous, what is it called, my Chinese teacher often says, oh! Up to the hall and down to the kitchen. You and she know it everywhere. After saying that, he blinked!

The wasteland is not happy, such a little kid, who did you learn this from? Are the bear children talking like this now?

"Down in the kitchen?" I've also fought bandits, and I've fought hooligans! ”

"You listen to me, if you want me to help you intercede, let me teach you a few tricks to deal with your sister, let me go and talk to your sister! Don't even think about it! You give me honest and good training, play a good game, and then break with me, I'll fix you first, rub on the ground, I forgot to tell you, free fighting this, I'm the Asia-Pacific middleweight champion! Wasteland warning Zhou Shaoteng said.

Zhou Shaoteng glanced up and down at the wasteland and asked, "Really?" I'm a little unconvinced. ”

Without saying a word, the wasteland stretched out his finger and flicked the glass on the table, only to hear a click, and the cup shattered.

The wasteland squinted and looked at Zhou Shaoteng defiantly, and said, "Just you, a little hairy boy, know a yarn!"

Zhou Shaoteng's eyes widened and he shouted, "Damn!" Coach, you're awesome! I believe it, and I absolutely believe it! ”

"The letter is used for wool, and you pay for the cup!"

Zhou Shaoteng was stunned for a moment, "Huh? Do I pay? ”

The wasteland then said: "The cup is said to have been broken by you, this matter will be kept secret today, don't tell anyone else, including your sister, if you say it, I will be much more cruel than your sister." ”

Zhou Shaoteng hurriedly nodded in agreement, and asked flatteringly: "Coach Huang, can you teach me, you were too awesome just now, I worship you to death." ”

"You know a yarn, the drizzle just now doesn't count, practice well, I can teach you as appropriate, it mainly depends on your performance." Although the wasteland said that he was disgusted, Zhou Shaoteng's sycophant was not bad, and he did not refuse directly.

Zhou Shaoteng was as excited as if he had met a savior in the midst of a catastrophe.

"By the way, I think of a more important thing, I'm going to be a caddie for your backpack, you need to change your identity, when the time comes, you can't call me coach, you know?" Wasteland reminded.

Zhou Shaoteng had never played a game, and he didn't know what the rules were in it, so he asked suspiciously: "Can't a coach be a caddy?" ”

Wasteland explained: "Yes, but I think it's a little inappropriate, the main thing is that your level is too poor, I'm afraid that when the time comes, people will say that you take the coach and play so badly, it's not suitable!" Coach, I'm afraid of losing face! ”

Zhou Shaoteng asked embarrassedly, "What should I do then?" What am I calling you? ”

After seeing the hidden skills of the wasteland, Zhou Shaoteng didn't dare to be blindly arrogant, people are so good, saying that you can't do it, it almost means that there is a basis, and he is not convinced in his heart, and he is no longer reckless, the main thing is not to make people angry, and he also expects the wasteland to help improve his family status.

In fact, although Zhou Shaoteng is rebellious, he is not a brainless teenager, he often causes trouble, how can he not know that when he sees the wind and makes the rudder, if the situation is not right, he will quickly get rid of this, no matter how much he makes his parents angry at home, he can't suffer a loss, even if his sister helps his parents repair themselves, he is also measured, and he is symbolically beaten a few times, and outside, he will still observe his words. When he can be tough, when to admit it, he still has his own set.

Wasteland frowned and thought for a while and said: "In the youth competition, the average self-brought caddie is either his own coach or his own parents, since I don't use the name of the coach, then I'll cosplay the parents!" ”

Zhou Shaoteng's eyes flickered, and he asked tentatively: "I think you play my brother-in-law, right?" Among my parents, this identity is the most suitable for you! After saying that, he was still a little proud in his heart.

The wasteland looked at Zhou Shaoteng and said solemnly: "I said, don't talk about this anymore, girls are different from boys, you have to pay attention to reputation, you create your sister's scandal like this, it's not good, you know?" ”

"That's it, I'll play your uncle, this one is more suitable for me."

"Huh? Uncle? Why? Why can't it be an older brother? Do you think we look alike? Zhou Shaoteng asked puzzled.

The wasteland said disgustedly: "If I get married early, the children can be as old as you, let me be your brother?" You're beautiful! I'm a coach, a generation older than you, this generation can't be messed up, or wouldn't I have lost a lot? ”

Zhou Shaoteng looked at the wasteland with black lines on his face, and he didn't know what to think in his heart! Why is there such a strange uncle all of a sudden? Ay! Uncle is uncle! If you like it, just like it! If you dare to cut yourself in the future, you will definitely have to secretly shave your head in the first month to take revenge.

Wasteland saw Zhou Shaoteng's reluctance, and explained: "You don't have to take it seriously, it's just the day of the game, it's just a title, I used to be a caddie for other young students, and when it was inconvenient to use the identity of a coach, I played the role of an uncle, and I was the most handy at cosplay, let me say so, in recent years, I have a lot of 'nephews', so I usually have a normal heart." ”

Zhou Shaoteng has an evil expression of I believe in you! Uncle--Help!