Chapter 18: Bragging and slapping the swollen face to fill the fat man

Zhou Shaoteng scratched his head, stammered his back, and the wasteland couldn't stand it anymore, "Pay attention to your demeanor, what kind of system do you have when you scratch your ears and cheeks?" Didn't you just be arrogant and confident, and you wanted to win the first place? Why can't you even talk at this time? ”

Zhou Shaoteng felt that in addition to the "patch", there seemed to be a few more black lines in his brain, and he cleared his throat in embarrassment, and said with a crackle regardless of whether it was right or wrong.

The wasteland felt that his blood pressure was rising a little, and he quickly recited the so-called "Life-Saving Heart Sutra", and after Zhou Shaoteng finished speaking, he commented: "The next time you brag about it, please think about the current 'rollover' accident, I think a gentleman doesn't say how good it is, but he has to do it, do you have five minutes after bragging?" I can't wait to overturn and slap myself in the face? I'll just ask you, are you ashamed? Where's the face? When the game is played, so many people are there? ”

Zhou Shaoteng felt that his face was hot, and the wasteland then changed his words, "However, you also have advantages, you don't care if it's right or wrong, you dare to talk nonsense seriously, and your courage is commendable, which meets the standard of a student bully among scumbags." ”

Zhou Shaoteng can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, is this an advantage?

Wasteland suddenly remembered something, "By the way, is your sister coming to pick you up today, or is your mother coming to pick you up?" ”

Zhou Shaoteng thought for a while and said, "It should be my sister, when my mother sent me here, I was angry and left." ”

The wasteland looked like I was defeated by you, "I said, you're wrong, how can you be angry with your mother?" ”

Zhou Shaoteng muttered: "Didn't I have a fight with my classmates the day before yesterday!" My mother actually nagged me for two days, my ears were calloused, today I said to change the hospital to change the dressing, yesterday the hospital bandaged was too ugly, and I was counted down, which is not good for me, how can there be such a mother?! ”

The wasteland snapped and patted Zhou Shaoteng on the shoulder, "Net nonsense!" I ask you, did your mother tell your classmates this? Buy clothes for your classmates to eat? Give your classmates pocket money? ”

Zhou Shaoteng shook his head, "That's my mother, and it's not my classmate's mother, why should you care about them?" ”

"That's not the end, your mother cares about you, that's fulfilling the responsibilities and obligations of your parents, you don't have to listen to her, but it's better to save some face for her, make her feel comfortable, you can do whatever you want, as long as you don't do bad things, why not! Back then, I was more rebellious than you, when I was as old as you, I was studying and living alone, I saw that my classmates were managed by their parents, I was very envious, if you have an idea, I will move your parents, you and I will stay for a while, don't live at home first, I will take you to experience a single life. ”

Zhou Shaoteng heard the wasteland say this, his eyes lit up, is it really fake? "Coach Ara, are you serious? If you can handle this for me, you are my second parent, to be honest, I am almost annoyed to death by my mother's chatter every day, my sister cuts me every once in a while, and bullies me if she has nothing to do, I have long had enough! ”

Wasteland corrected, "Do you know what it means to have a reborn parent, just talk nonsense!" You are excited first, I have another condition, first of all, you have to give me the ball to practice, okay? If this competition loses my face and smashes my signboard, I tell you, not only is it no fun, but I will unite with your sister and rub you on the ground! ”

Zhou Shaoteng nodded like a chicken pecking rice, grabbed the arm of the wasteland and said: "As long as you can stay at home and stay away from my mother and my sister, I promise, what you say, I listen to you, let me do what I do, let me win the championship, I will definitely not take the second!" ”

Wasteland said with a smile: "As long as you don't count the bottom three in this competition, I'll help you discuss with your parents, I think with my eloquence, it's definitely no problem, it's up to you!" ”

Zhou Shaoteng was a little unhappy when he heard that the wasteland's request was so low, "You look down on me like this?" Not beating the bottom three is too low a requirement to be challenging. ”

The wasteland smiled: "You are a masochistic physique, do you want me to make it more difficult?" ”

Zhou Shaoteng looked at the wasteland and smiled a little ill-willed, estimated that there was a routine in it, and muttered: "It's not that it's more difficult, the standard you set for me, it's really shameless to say it, a few of them want to ask, what should I say?" I can't tell those little boys.,The request you gave me is that as long as you don't beat the bottom three.,I'm a bastard anyway.。。。。 ”

"Shut up, you!" Seeing that Zhou Shaoteng was about to pull away again, the wasteland hurriedly stopped, "Do you think you can do it easily?" I'm telling you it's hard! ”

Zhou Shaoteng shook his head and said, "Coach, you underestimate me too much, I don't believe it!" ”

"Do you know how many people are competing in the men's group A? What is the level of participation? Wasteland asked.

Zhou Shaoteng shook his head and said he didn't know.

"There are only five people in Male A, except for you, the others are all masters, you haven't even played a game, and you can't figure out the registration group, what are you bragging to me about?" Wasteland said.

Zhou Shaoteng folded his hands and counted, I'm damn! Isn't that just the first or the second! I thought that I was bragging, but I was just cheering myself up. If you really want to take the first, how can you have the confidence?

Seeing that Zhou Shaoteng didn't speak, the wasteland patted him on the shoulder again, "Now this performance is right, recognize yourself." You have to know that slapping a swollen face and being fat and bragging are two different concepts, and I believe you. Hahaha! ”

Zhou Shaoteng asked, "I think the meaning is similar." Why do you say it's two concepts? ”

"Slapping a swollen face and filling a fat man is the responsible version of bragging, which means that if the cow blows, no matter how much it costs, you have to pay for the bragging bull, for example, those people with strong vanity, in order to buy a mobile phone, sold all their kidneys, and exchanged it for a mobile phone that they can't afford at the cost of physical destruction."

"Bragging is a statement that is out of reality, beyond one's own ability, and can be held accountable. Whether it's a swollen face and a fat man, or bragging, neither of them is good, so I hope you think about it, think about it, if Yuan Jie, who is only half your age, laughs at you for bragging, how embarrassing! ”

Zhou Shaoteng nodded, "Although that little kid doesn't dare to talk about me, it's a shame!" ”

"Do you know why I asked your sister to pick you up or your mother to pick you up?" The wasteland topic changed to ask.

Zhou Shaoteng said honestly: "I don't know! ”

"I want to talk to them about your caddie competition, since I am going to be a caddie for your backpack, I also have to say hello to them, so that they can pay attention to you these days, I also want you to play well, so the cooperation between the coach and the parents must be done well."

Zhou Shaoteng estimated and said, "My sister should come to pick me up in the afternoon, my mother was angry with me, I don't think she will come to pick me up, my sister is more likely to come." ”

The wasteland looked at Zhou Shaoteng and remembered his previous self, a teenager, arrogant, with excellent grades in various subjects, and outstanding specialties in various subjects, especially in sports, that is really a master of many sports, and he has also rebelled, and his parents have quarreled, almost quarreling when they meet, after studying outside, living independently, all kinds of sadness, and he has not been able to cook well by himself, he has food poisoning, and he has been driven crazy by messy rooms and piles of dirty clothes, and he misses the days with his parents for a while, It's just that freedom and preaching always have to choose one, parents want their children to grow up according to their ideas and ideas, and children want their own independent ideas and freedom. Neither of them gives in, and eventually forms a long-winded parent in the eyes of the child and a rebellious and angry child in the eyes of the parents.

Later, Wasteland met his master, an unfathomable old gentleman, who felt that he was particularly close to Wasteland, talked a lot with Wasteland, and taught Wasteland a lot of truths, and Wasteland grew from a rebellious teenager to a student with excellent character and learning.

Zhou Shaoteng's rebellion is shared by many children at this stage, what is the performance? For example, I just got angry with my own mother today, and I had a fight with my classmates at school the day before yesterday, and further along, I heard that there were bullying female classmates, crying teachers, being called parents many times, and so on.

Zhou Shaoteng's heart is not bad, he is smart enough, and he is very confident in many aspects of himself. It's just that he has a sister who is good enough in all aspects, in fact, as a family with many children, there is a role model child in the family, and the relative pressure on other children will be much greater, of course, everyone can't compare with Liang Qichao's education model and family atmosphere, that kind of is a very small number after all, for most families, Zhou Shaoteng's family imagination This is very common, my sister is much older than herself, and she has been excellent for a long time, and she has made a deep impression on her parents and relatives and friends around her. Born under such conditions, the growth requirements are much more demanding, this must be learned, that can not be done, can not choose, over time, the formation of a negative emotion, super hard at most is also the sister of the same, or by the sister's light covered, not hard can be easier, hard work may not be the beginning, at this time, want to attract attention, what to do? Then take a different path.

Rebel! Rebellion is not only a natural psychological manifestation, but also a means for children and parents to compete for the right to speak and take the initiative.

The wasteland came through that process, and I was lucky to meet a master who had a very positive and learned view at that age, and I and Zhou Shaoteng felt that they were in love, and it was rare for such a rebellious kid to listen to him, so guide him by the way.

Thinking of this, the wasteland said to Zhou Shaoteng: "If your sister comes to pick you up, after training, I will talk to her and understand her, then there will be no problem with your parents, right?" ”

"Hmmm! Now my sister's status in my family is higher than my father's, and if my sister helps me speak, it will be absolutely fine, and now my mother has taken my sister's opinion into account for many things. Zhou Shaoteng nodded, suddenly remembered something, and said excitedly: "By the way, Coach Huang, my sister is still single in the mother's womb, or you will be my brother-in-law!" ”