Chapter 349: I'll never bet again next time
() Due to the FA Cup, the 33rd round of the league against Tottenham Hotspur was postponed, so Tang Wu was given a short vacation.
April in the city of London may be spring, but if you wear less clothes, you will still feel as cold as hell.
Tang Wu shrank in the quilt, felt something pinching him, and slowly opened his eyes.
What catches your eye is a pair of lovely pear vortexes. Zhou Hao pillowed his arm with a playful smile on his face.
"Honey, morning..."Tang Wu began.
"You're half an hour behind usual!" There seemed to be some dissatisfaction in Zhou Haohao's tone.
"Hey, hey, hey! You used both hands and feet last night, even the gods can't stand it! Tang Wu protested.
"I used to use both my hands and feet! But every next morning it was punctual! Zhou Hao didn't let go.
"Hiss~~~ You tap!"
"Hehe, do you know it hurts? Do you know to cherish it? Brother Tang, don't blame me for not reminding you, you are the one who has a girlfriend! Zhou Hao said proudly.
"Okay, good, my good girlfriend, I was wrong, I was wrong, can't I be wrong!" Tang Wu retracted his head into the quilt, looking aggrieved.
Seeing that Tang Wu's suit was soft, the corners of Zhou Haohao's mouth curled, and he still had no intention of letting go.
"Damn Italian crazy bitch!" Tang Wu scolded fiercely in the bed.
The cover of the latest issue of the Italian fashion magazine "X" is Fontana, and in the cover, the Italian supermodel is wearing a red V-shirt, and the top and bottom of the body are only blocked by three points.
And the background of the photo is Piazza San Carlo.
Juventus lost 2-1 over two legs, and no matter how much she tried to make excuses, Fontana couldn't get rid of the fate of running naked.
However, this time she also seemed to be aware of her end, and did not reconcile with Tang Wu in private.
The day before the FA Cup, Fontana made her bet on Piazza San Carlo.
The Italian supermodel is very good at taking advantage of opportunities, and she paid a professional team to accompany her to Piazza San Carlo.
Her arrival more than tripled the number of visitors to Piazza San Carlo, more than 90 percent of whom were men.
Everyone knows that the beautiful Italian lady lost a bet against a Chinese goalkeeper. Being able to admire a beautiful ** up close, no man will miss it.
Sure enough, in the middle of Piazza San Carlo, Fontana took off her coat with impunity.
In the midst of the "wolf howls" around her, Fontana went one after the other, without the slightest pause.
At the end, people were surprised to find that the Italian supermodel was wearing a peculiar one-piece underwear at the inside.
A large "V" shaped sling retains the last trace of dignity.
Fontana posed and looked defiantly at the hungry wolves around her.
The Italian man was still very personable and did not ask a weak woman to continue on such occasions.
But in the crowd, there was still a sigh from time to time.
Ignoring the gazes of the people around her, Fontana took a turn in front of the crowd and then typed out the brand of underwear by the entourage next to her.
"Chrissy underwear, you, deserve it!"
After reading the slogan, Fontana wore this underwear and stepped on high heels and walked around Piazza San Carlo.
The shooting team behind him hurriedly followed, taking pictures from different angles.
With such a good publicity opportunity, Fontana and the underwear manufacturers behind her will naturally not miss it.
It's not so much a streaking run as it is a runway show.
In this way, Fontana and the V-shirt she endorsed became an instant hit, and her fame and money were both abundant, even overshadowing the bikini model team specially organized by the British "Daily Star" for the national team.
After seeing this news, Tang Wu actually didn't react much, anyway, the other party could be regarded as fulfilling his promise, and there was no need for him to continue to hold on.
But last night, Tang Wu received a video email again.
As soon as this video is opened, it is like opening a Pandora's box.
The video begins with a live shot of Fontana's "parade through the streets", and proudly informs Tang Wu on the screen that he has kept his promise. Just when Tang Wu wanted to turn it off, the crazy woman Fontana actually "added food" behind the video.
The camera flickered, and a naked Italian beauty looked at Tang Wu defiantly on the screen, stretching out her middle and ring fingers.
The two fingers were repeated for more than ten minutes without stopping, and when they saw that in the end, Tang Wu finally couldn't bear it anymore and found little Tang Wu out.
But that's when tragedy struck.
Because Tang Wu was too focused, his girlfriend didn't notice the sound of the door opening.
When Zhou Hao grabbed Xiao Tang Wu with his hand from behind Tang Wu, Xiao Tang Wu was so frightened that he almost threw up.
"Okay, you..."
"Don't say it's useless, let me go back to the bedroom and lie down!"
"Oh o(╥_╥)o"
"Do you dare to steal it without permission?"
"Don't dare! (⊙︿⊙)”
"Don't you know it's the eye of a needle?"
"Okay, I was wrong! ╰(*°▽°*)╯”
"Are you wrong? What's wrong? ”
"I, I, I..."
In this way, Tang Wu gritted his teeth and survived for a night.
thought that his girlfriend would forgive himself for this, but Tang Wu was too naïve.
Now, because Xiao Tang Wu got up half a little late, Tang Wu had to write more than three hours of homework until the "teacher" wrote a "good" in the comment column.
At noon, after the two washed up, Zhou Hao posed as a hostess and cooked in the kitchen.
"If you still have some strange bets with those indifferent women, be careful that I fall with a knife!" Zhou Haohao said as he cut off the carrot on the board.
Tang Wu shrank in fright and left the kitchen door.
After lunch, Tang Wu took the initiative to pick up the tableware and came to the kitchen to wash the dishes.
Zhou Hao curled up on the sofa, pressing the button of the remote control in his hand, watching a TV show.
After a while, my girlfriend's voice came from the living room.
"I'll go to the fridge and get me a carton of milk after brushing the dishes, I bought it last night, you can take a carton and drink it yourself."
"I hate and milk!" Tang Wu wiped his hands on his apron, opened the refrigerator, took out a box, and plugged in the straw.
"If you want to drink, you can drink, don't you have one more day on your vacation?"
"yes, there's another day, what's the matter?" Tang Wu was helpless and took out another box from the refrigerator.
"That's it, drink more, replenish your body, and I'll use it at night."
"What did you say?" Tang Wu thought he had auditory hallucinations. "Isn't it just used in the morning?"
"I said finish drinking, go into the house, do you hear me clearly? Immediately, immediately!! Zhou Hao pinched his waist, stood up and ordered.
"Honey, it's only two o'clock in the afternoon!" Tang Wu begged again and again.
"Then go to eight o'clock in the evening, rest for two hours after eight o'clock, and then continue." Zhou Hao waved his hand domineeringly and pushed Tang Wu into the bedroom.
"Help!"
In the room, Tang Wu shouted hoarsely: "I won't bet next time!" ”