() After handing over the homework, Tang Wu's remaining inventory was completely drained.

Zhou Haohao has been stewing a big tonic soup for Tang Wu every day for the past two days, and it can be seen that she seems to be a little addicted.

Women are just like eggs, pure on the surface, but in fact yellow and violent on the inside.

During the period of resting for Tang Wu from eight to ten o'clock that night, Zhou Haohao went downstairs to the public vending machine in the community, bought a set of the same underwear endorsed by Fontana, and came back to continue to fight with Tang Wu.

was ridden by his girlfriend and twisted around overnight, and Tang Wu's waist was about to break.

The next day, after Tang Wu ran out of ammunition, the two could only curl up on the sofa and watch TV.

This is a talk show broadcast on Portugal's SIC TV, and the star of the show is Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho.

The ratings of this show are quite high, with 40% of the audience watching, which makes Mourinho's popularity comparable to that of US President Bush.

However, the Chelsea owner feared that the "madman" Mourinho would cause trouble for Chelsea again by speaking without hesitation, and warned him not to talk nonsense on TV before leaving.

Interestingly, the host on the same stage as Mourinho has the same name and surname as him, and Mourinho has maintained his one-to-one speaking style in the show.

Mourinho said: "I watched the first game against Bayern in the health club and the second in the hotel. I didn't have a connection with the players and I didn't go into the dressing room. But (physical trainer) Faria was taken to a small room by UEFA to search, which is ridiculous. ”

"And what about those little notes that Faria handed in the dugout?"

Mourinho explained: "The notes were prepared before the game. So they don't need me for 90 minutes. Those notes were just a means for the assistants to communicate. ”

"Honey, why are you watching your sworn enemy's talk show?" Zhou Hao scooped a spoonful of soup that he didn't know what to boil with, blew a mouthful, and sent it to Tang Wu's mouth.

The soup had a fishy smell, so Tang Wu didn't dare to ask what the raw materials were.

Helplessly, his girlfriend had already passed it to his mouth, Tang Wu held his breath and swallowed the soup directly.

"Only by knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent can one not be defeated in a hundred battles!" After Tang Wu swallowed it, he hurriedly took another sip of boiled water to rinse his mouth.

"Then you still don't know me! Come on, ah~~~"

Tang Wu opened his mouth, frowned again, took a sip, and said, "What do you mean by this?" ”

"What do you mean?" The corners of Zhou Haohao's mouth grinned, revealing two cute little pear vortices.

"If you really knew me, you wouldn't have cried out for mercy so early!"

"Fack!" Tang Wu fell backwards, his face looking ashamed.

In this world, there is only land that cannot be cultivated, how can there be cows that do not die of exhaustion?

Tang Wu very much wanted to go back to the time when the two of them first met each other, and both of them had different fantasies about each other.

It's good now, the illusion is gone, it's a **!

Normally, Liverpool have nothing to do with Chelsea in the league.

You win your championship, I earn my fourth, and we don't interfere with the river water.

But fate has once again allowed the red and blue teams to meet, and this time, it is the Champions League that never stops.

It stands to reason that everyone wants to meet PSV Eindhoven rather than each other, but that's how the UEFA League schedule is arranged.

From another point of view, it can be regarded as a "fateful showdown"!

The two teams have met three times this season, with Liverpool having the absolute upper hand with two wins and one draw.

In this semi-final encounter, Chelsea wanted revenge, and Liverpool were fearless and accepted the result.

For Tang Wu, Mourinho's tactics have long been studied extremely thoroughly. As long as he doesn't make a surprise move this time, Liverpool will be able to win the Blues again.

From an outsider's point of view, it is a Premier League civil war, but in Tang Wu's eyes, this is a "synergy" between the Premier League. Perhaps for the FA, "both teams may not be able to participate in the Champions League final", or there is no "there must be a team in the final".

After seeing that Mourinho couldn't get some useful news from Mourinho's mouth, Tang Wu decisively changed the channel.

"According to the latest Russian edition of Forbes' rich list, Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich beat out numerous tycoons and oligarchs to become the richest man in Russia..."

"In this list of the 100 richest Russian tycoons, Abramovich ranks first, with a fortune of $14.7 billion, and Khodorkovsky, who topped the list here last year, has a fortune of only $15.2 billion, and now it has shrunk to $2 billion..."

"2 billion is a lot!" Zhou swallowed and foamed after listening to it, but the movements in his hands did not stop, and he fed Tang Wu a mouthful of soup. "How nice it would be if I had 2 billion!"

"Didn't I give you 2 billion?" Tang Wu pursed his lips and said disdainfully.

Chelsea are known as upstarts in the Premier League. It turned out that Tang Wu didn't feel much about playing at Chelsea, but now that he has been promoted to the "Red Army aristocracy", Tang Wu is naturally contaminated with some Liverpool atmosphere.

"When did you give me 2 billion? So where is the 2 billion? Zhou Hao was surprised.

"Didn't you wipe it all with paper!"

“......”

After Tang Wu and Zhou Haohao looked at the small eyes for more than ten seconds, Zhou Haohao's cheeks instantly turned red, and he scooped a spoonful of soup from the bowl and put it directly into Tang Wu's mouth.

"Give me a little more drink, and a little more in the evening!"

"Hmm

Abou's family background is unmatched by any football club owner, and although Chelsea lost a lot last year, the fact is that Abu is still making a massive blood transfusion for Chelsea to ensure that Stamford Bridge becomes the best place in Europe in the next year or two.

This season, Chelsea invested $200 million to build the most luxurious training base in the world, making the team the center of world football.

Such Chelsea will definitely become the second Real Madrid.

When the time comes, if Abu scatters silver dollars again, maybe the strong soldiers of the Premier League will be in their pockets.

When Abbu took charge of the Chelsea team, he recruited Manchester United's chief executive, Kenyon, as his big butler. Now, thanks to Kenyon's efforts, Chelsea's management of the club and the management and coordination of the team have become regular. ”

Kenyon is now working on a new five-year plan for Chelsea, which will ensure that the club is profitable by 2009. Kenyon revealed that Chelsea will be looking at the four major markets in the future, London, Russia, China and North America, which will be the focus of Chelsea's future development. ”

"Tut-tut, this time it's China!" Seeing this news, Tang Wu also breathed a sigh of relief.

In the past, whether it was the Premier League, the Championship or League One, the target market of these teams was usually divided into "Asia, West Asia, and East Asia".

Now that China is independent and is seen as a separate market, this is already a great progress, which is not unrelated to Tang Wu's success in the Premier League.

Last season, Chelsea also reached the semi-finals with the help of Tang Wu; This season, Tang Wu has secured a Champions League semi-final spot for the Reds.

Tang Wu's contribution to the two teams is obvious to all, and some media even joked: "Even if you let Norwich be the goalkeeper, maybe Norwich can play in Europe!" "You must know that Norwich are at the bottom of the season and basically have no hope of relegation.

"Okay, do you think the 'Tang Wu Football Foundation' can succeed?"

"Brother Tang, you have worked very hard!" Zhou Haohao naturally knew what Tang Wu was referring to.

The kind-hearted pear vortex girl touched Tang Wu's head distressedly, "Brother Tang, do your best and obey the destiny of heaven." You're just a soccer player, and it's too hard for you to change the status quo of domestic football on your own. ”

"It's better to calm down and concentrate on playing the ball and then shoot a few more times..."

"I'm a goalkeeper, why do I shoot so many times?" Tang Wu pursed his lips, a little disagreeing.

"Why do you say you shoot so many times?" Zhou Hao blushed and put the last spoonful of soup in the bowl into Tang Wu's mouth, "You still have a career and a girlfriend, it's already very difficult to deal with these!" You sit here for a while, and I'll serve you a bowl." ”

"Humph! The eldest husband was born in heaven and earth, how can he delay national affairs for the sake of his children's personal affairs? Tang Wu rinsed his mouth and said proudly: "After the change of the Football Association, the 300 football fields in China have almost been built. And you know, those are football fields, not Rausch sports centers. ”

"Hmph, that's for kicking football!"

Tang Wu was still not satisfied, and continued to boast: "And do you know, there is a rich boss Wang in China, he also contacted me a few days ago and asked me if I could buy Liverpool's equity." Maybe it won't be long before this Liverpool is controlled by us Chinese! ”

"Which Boss Wang? So rich? Is it the same as Abu? Zhou Haohao asked curiously in the kitchen.

"I shouldn't be as rich as Abu, but I'm also a rich man." Tang Wu thought for a moment and continued, "It's the owner of the original Dalian team, and the one who later announced that he would quit the Football Association." This time, he probably saw a business opportunity in Abu and wanted to reach out to the Premier League. ”

"When the time comes, it will be easier for our Chinese players to come to the UK to play!"

"But I think Liverpool is good enough, and the other small teams are okay. Liverpool is also a century-old giant, even if it is poor now, it has arrogance. What's more, the Brits won't agree to sell it... Yes! Okay, don't I drink it? ”

"Don't drink? If you don't drink it, you can do it! Zhou Hao was so happy that he put down the bowl in his hand, "Hurry up and go into the bedroom, I still need two billion!" ”

......

On April 20, the countdown to the league title race had begun, but Manchester United stopped and seemed to have given up on the title.

At Goodison Park, the Red Devils' FA Cup defeat did not bring them a break, but on the contrary, the players' tempers became more and more uncontrollable and began to break the can.

Everton have not won against Manchester United in nearly 10 years and will be hoping to secure fourth place in the league.

Captain Stubbs and wing-back Pistone were both sidelined through injury, with Watson and Yabo replacing the starters; Beattie returned to the bench after recovering from a knee injury, along with Osman and 16-year-old Vaughn on the bench.

United made only a few changes to their FA Cup squad on Sunday, with Fletcher coming in for Fortune and Ryan Giggs missing out through injury, with Ruud van Nistelrooy, who broke the goal drought last time, still alongside Wayne Rooney up front.

It was Rooney's second return to Goodison Park since the FA Cup in February, but the opposition from the fans was noticeably less this time, and Rooney was treated with kindness before the game, except for a few touches that drew boos from some fans.

After the opening kick-off, Everton stopped United's attack with ferocious tackles and tried to attack their opponents with high balls, and the game was played at a high tempo.

Everton took the lead in the 55th minute when Ronaldo Jr.'s foul on Kilbani was met by Arteta's free-kick from the left and crossed into the United box. Alex Ferguson headed home from Rio Ferdinand eight yards out.

The goal of the gentleman's fellow with the same surname finally broke out the recent depression of the Manchester United players.

In the 72nd minute, just as Sylvester replaced Brown, Gary. Neville maliciously kicked the ball into the audience with a dead ball on the sideline and was sent off by referee Dodd.

"I don't know the specific rules, but you can't kick the ball at the crowd, Gary. Neville should be well aware of this. Speaking to Sky Sports after the game, Ferguson said, "There's always going to be pressure from the crowd, but Gary. Neville should have understood the rules, he shouldn't have done that. ”

Gary. The scene of Neville's clash with the crowd was reminiscent of Cantona's flying legs: after a Crystal Palace fan made a bad mouth, the enraged King of United rushed to the sidelines, kicked his opponent with what the media later described as "Chinese kung fu", and then got up to add an old fist to the opponent. This time, Neville's "missile" is a bit of a shadow of his predecessors, but the team will once again have to pay the price for unnecessary reckless actions.

With one goal down and one man left on the pitch, United's nightmare didn't end there.

In stoppage time, Scholes finally exploded after being fouled on a number of occasions. In one of his defences, Scholes deliberately aimed at Kilbani's thigh and unleashed a flying kick. It was for this reason that Paul Scholes was sent off for a second yellow card.

In the end, Manchester United was not inferior to Everton 0-1, ushering in two consecutive defeats in the league.

For Manchester United, who are third in the league, losing one game and winning one game is no longer so important to the standings. Anyway, there is no hope of winning the championship, and the top four are almost guaranteed.

Everton, on the other hand, tasted the sweetness after winning this crucial battle.

The Reds won 2-0 away at Portsmouth on the other side of the game, but dropped to fifth place in the league with a game in hand.

After 34 rounds of the league, the title of this season is discussed in newspapers, magazines, and on television every day.

Nowhere is this more hotly debated than the London fans. Because this season's league title will definitely come from the London team.

The more you get to the final moments, the more fierce the battle for the title will be. And with that comes tremendous pressure.

Whether it is mentally or **, if you are not careful, you will fall into the abyss of no return.

Thankfully, Jose Mourinho's Chelsea withstood the pressure, having just held off at Stamford Bridge from Thierry Henry and Bergkamp.

A 0-0 draw made the difference between the two teams not produce any new changes, and also made the professor's heart fall to the bottom.

"I don't think about what the future holds, and when I open my eyes every day, all I think about is what I do today. As for the future, leave it to God. We are currently on the lagging side, we can only do our job and wait for mistakes to be made. ”

As the head coach of the Gunners, the professor was questioned by many reporters every day, and the professor never tired of answering a repeating sentence every time.

"If you want to get the latest news, why don't you go and see my opponents, I'm sure you won't be disappointed."

The professor tried his best to divert the pressure and media attention to Chelsea, but the media were not stupid, and they would only "bring humiliation upon themselves" in front of Mourinho's stinky and hard "pit stones".

But what the professor said was true.

Chelsea are so close to winning the title that even a loss would have no effect.

What really gives Mourinho a headache is the Champions League ahead.

"Liverpool are a tough nut to crack," Mourinho said bluntly in an interview.

Originally, the players had a little "phobia" of Tang Wudu, but now that Spanish midfielder Alonso and French striker Cisse have made a strong comeback, it will be even more difficult for Chelsea to win Liverpool.

Especially after watching Liverpool's defensive counter-attack against Juventus at the Alps Stadium, Mourinho's brow furrowed even tighter.

The Reds have never been an attacking team this season, not only have there been many 0-0 draws in the league, but even weekday training has focused on defence.

Now that Cisse is back, Liverpool's defensive counter-attack has instantly become sharp.

The front line is sharp, and there are also "sappers" in the midfield who stand up and carry the flag.

After Torino eliminated Juventus, Liverpool CEO Perry almost slipped out of overexcitement: "We have shown that we can handle the Champions League even without Gerrard..."

And it is Alonso who has made a comeback who confirms this sentence.

Compared to Gerrard's 'aggressiveness', Alonso often does not choose to plug in his own forward line and participate directly in the attack, but the Spaniard's possession and organisation at the front of the team's defence are the real driving force of the Reds' attack. Just two years ago, Alonso led the mundane Real Sociedad to almost threaten Real Madrid's La Liga title qualification, and now he has been described as "Liverpool's Macalele".

Even as the team left Turin, even the hardest KOPs began to wonder if it was worth it for the club to go out of their way to keep Gerrard at the club.

Because Alonso's performance is so good, Gerrard's "exodus" may become an opportunity for Liverpool's "East and West Revolution".

What's more, now Tang Wu has gradually grown into the core of the team, and Gerrard's position as a spiritual leader has gradually been replaced by Tang Wu.

Former Southampton manager Strachan wrote in an op-ed for The Observer: "TO is Liverpool's best 'behind-the-scenes' hero this season and he deserves to be England's best!" ”

Forwards, midfielders, goalkeepers, and both offensive and defensive ends. Fans have only discovered that even if the Reds continue to suffer injuries this season, they may still have a chance to win another title.

As the day draws closer, the Premier League derby in the Champions League is becoming more and more eye-catching.