Chapter 11: The three layers of the lower abdomen are not a day's gluttony
The five students went to the assistant teacher to get paper and pens back, and the wasteland motioned for everyone to sit down, and then continued, "Today's content, not much, my requirements are not high, methods and some precautions, I also told you, now I will tell you a story, what do you think?" ”
"Great! Coach, talk about it! Yuan Jie happily urged. Several other students also looked forward to it.
The wasteland signaled quietly, "Before I talk about it, let's talk about a theorem first, I don't know if your teacher told you, anyway, Coach Wu definitely didn't tell you." Have you heard of Jiegler's theorem? ”
"What? Passed the theorem? Coach, I think the perfect score theorem is more suitable for us. Zhou Shaoteng looked dissatisfied.
"Jiegler is an American behaviorist, not a passing grade, understand?" The wasteland explained.
"Oh, the teacher didn't talk about it." Several students glanced at each other, shook their heads, and said.
"Then you just listen to me honestly, and after I finish speaking, you will ask if you don't understand."
"Giegler's theorem, which makes you decide to win the championship, if I give you the championship trophy and certificate in advance, but there is a requirement: for 3 months, you have to practice 200 more balls a day than other young players, practice 1 hour more physical, and play twice a week, so that no matter what your level is, there is no problem in winning the championship after three months, by the way, and there is a need for a serious coach." Speaking of this, he paused and glanced at a few students.
"Now that there are serious and powerful coaches, your results on the field depend on your performance. Come, take out a pen and paper, and write me a copy of the goals of this training, as well as the training guarantee for the next few days before the competition, what is this called? In the past, wars were called 'military orders', but now what are they called? It's called 'Champion Declaration'. ”
"Coach, I have a question." Qiu Yu raised his hand.
"Okay, you speak!"
"Sister Ran and I are both in the women's B group, there can only be one champion, and it is impossible for us to win the championship at the same time, so your theory is a bit like a deception to a child." Qiu Yu asked suspiciously.
"Can you tell me how long a champion needs to practice each day?" The wasteland did not answer directly.
Qiu Yu looked at Lin Mulan in distress, it seemed that in her subconscious, there was always a gap between herself and Lin Muran, and this subtle action already showed that she thought Lin Mula was the champion.
The wasteland shook his head secretly, looked at Qiu Yu and said, "What do you think Lin Muran is doing?" There is no game now, you are all players, you two are in a group, it is true that there can only be one first, but what I want to emphasize is that the brave wins when you meet on a narrow road, do you think you are inferior to Lin Muran? She is only 57th in the women's group B standings now, you don't even dare to surpass her, the 56ers in front, are you ready to compare your age with them? Within two years, they have all been promoted, and you will have a play, to tell you, there is no play if you think so! You have a problem with your ranking now, and there are hundreds of people in front of you. So, you can only try! Staring at the first, training according to the first standard, even if you can't become the first, it's not too bad. ”
Qiu Yu looked at the wasteland as if he didn't understand, and secretly glanced at Lin Muhan, only to see Lin Muhan nodded, he deserved to have won the championship, and it seemed that he understood.
Zhou Shaoteng's brain was like a chicken pecking rice, "Coach, what you said is good, I listen to you, if you don't win the first place in the game, what kind of game will you play?" I play and I have to be number one. ”
Zhang Ziming and Yuan Jie were a little excited, champion, how tempting, the championship trophy is the biggest, and the medal is the best.
Wasteland saw that the "chicken blood" effect of this Jigler card was okay, so he continued: "Now to sum up, the past results, whether good or bad, have passed, and if you work hard in the future, you have the final say on your results." First, depending on your level of effort, those who are ranked in front of you are all paper tigers. What's more, when the narrow road meets, the brave wins, and when it comes to the arena, who is afraid of whom, the biggest enemy is himself. ”
"Okay, if you understand, I'll start telling the story."
Yuan Jie asked: "Teacher, if I practice more every day, can I win the championship?" ”
Wasteland smiled and asked, "You want to win the championship?" You really have to work hard, practice for a while, play 2,500 balls a week, and train your physical fitness at the same time. There shouldn't be any problem. ”
"Really? Coach, you can't lie to children, if I practice seriously, I can't win the championship? Yuan Jie asked.
Wasteland smiled bitterly and said: "The coach is old, why lie to your child, as long as you complete the training task assigned by the coach seriously, if you can't win the championship, the coach will reward you with one." ”
Yuan Jie slipped his little eyes and said, "Really? Is the trophy big enough? Are there any medals? I like the pretty kind. ”
"Coach, I want it too, the kind that can engrave my name." Zhang Ziming and Qiu Yu also clamored for it.
On the contrary, Zhou Shaoteng and Lin Mulan looked at them with a little disgust, "Cut!" Children have never seen the world! ”
Wasteland looked at the reactions of several students with satisfaction, "Okay, as long as you complete the training task as required, the coach promises you, if you are okay, the coach will start telling the story." ”
"It's gone, it's gone, coach, talk about it quickly!" Zhou Shaoteng urged.
"The story is that it is a 16-year-old boy who went to study in a teaching center opened by an old Taiwanese professional player in Guangdong in the summer, when there was a team in the teaching center, there were three professional players in the team who were still playing, two members of the national college student team, and three team members who won the championship of the National Amateur Tour and the Hope Tournament, in short, the strength was very strong, and the level of the teenager at that time was about 75 strokes on the amateur tee platform, which was a veritable penultimate in the team. Every day will be on the green to learn cutting and pushing skills, the bet is that the loser washes the socks of the winner, the person who plays the ball, often wets his feet, the ball goes down, the smell, it is a biological weapon, this bet is quite ruthless, just like that, the teenager, the first half a month, every time he loses, washes the socks for half a month, but he is also secretly working hard, practicing until midnight every night, mosquito bites a bag, shame and then brave! Half a month later, the cut putt was almost not lost, and in another week, it won twice. The second month began to end, the bet changed, changed to a hamburger, one stroke at a time, the first half of the month lost miserably, especially the first game, lost 10 hamburgers, half a month later, there were very few losses, and when the summer vacation was almost over, it was almost not lost. ”
"Okay, what do you think? Let's start with three and use your IQ. Wasteland tapped on the blackboard, "Think about it, write it on the blackboard, there is a reward!" ”
A few students, you look at me, I look at you, Zhang Ziming raised his hand and asked, "Coach, what is the reward?" ”
The wasteland had the urge to vomit blood, "I said, Young Master Zhang, shouldn't your mind be used to summarize?" If you don't sum it up, it doesn't matter what the prize is. ”
Zhang Ziming said shyly: "Then it also depends on whether the prize is worth it or not!" What if it's too small and loses? ”
Wasteland snorted coldly, "Reward you with 20 burpees, don't leave if you can't finish it, as for the summary, it depends on the situation." ”
Regardless of Zhang Ziming's resentful little eyes, "Lin Muran, you come to write, it's just three, I believe it won't be difficult for you"
Lin Mulan picked up the pen and pondered, and wrote three lines, the handwriting was neat, and the wasteland couldn't help but say, "There is still a lot of room for improvement in words, girls must write beautifully!" ”
Lin Mulan glanced at the wasteland intentionally or unintentionally and didn't speak, the wasteland pointed to the words on the blackboard, "Let's take a look at the three points summarized by Lin Mulan first, one is to learn more from people who are higher than your own level, the second is to train hard and work harder than others, and the third is to learn from experience, summarize carefully, and have the spirit of not admitting defeat and not being afraid of losing."
"It's a good summary, encourage me." As he spoke, Huang Yuan applauded, and Zhang Ziming also coaxed.
Lin Mulan said slyly at this time: "Teacher Huang, this young man is you when you were young, right?" ”
The wasteland looked at Lin Mulan in surprise, "How do you know?" What did Coach Wu tell you? This guy is too untrustworthy and sold me again! ”
Lin Muran shook her head, "It's not Coach Wu who said it, someone told me, don't ask me who I am, I promised her, I have to keep it secret!" ”
The wasteland is very confused, what is the situation? Besides Wu Jin, is there anyone else? Forget it, let's trick her another day, with my own ingenuity, trick a teenage girl, no problem! Want to hide it from yourself? No, I didn't.
"Alright, that's pretty much it, it's time for you to write your own championship manifesto. After the training, I will hand it over to Coach Wu, I won't watch it, but now I will talk about the coach's expectations for a few of you. ”
"Yuan Jie, you are the youngest, and you are the most greedy to eat and play, I tell you, you are considered lucky, remember not to 'eat today, eat today, be fatter tomorrow and worry tomorrow', while you can still save it, quickly control your mouth and open your legs."
"Zhang Ziming, freezing three feet is not a day's cold, and the three layers of the lower abdomen are not a day's gluttony, you are also a foodie, your weight is suitable for playing the driver, but the coach is also a person who loves beauty, and has a very good opinion on the chubby, especially the chubby child who is not far enough from the driver, you either lose weight these days, or raise the distance of the driver. This is a requirement and must be done. ”
"What about Qiu Yu, the brave wins, you are a Leo girl, born a king and domineering, how do I feel like a kitten? What about momentum? Take out the motivation and defeat Lin Mulan first, the difference between you and her is not the technique, the difference is the mentality! The story just now is the coach's personal experience, the gap between me and those teammates at that time was much bigger than the gap between you and Lin Muran, I caught up, and you can too. You eat more and practice more these days. ”
"Lin Muran, I won't talk about it, it's almost said on the green, just remember, don't let your 'kitten' in the same group be exceeded, although you are a little sheep, take out your momentum, and run to play with 5 strokes less than the last game."
"Zhou Shaoteng, the coach is not afraid that you are not confident, what I am afraid of is that you have neither strength nor confidence, these days of training, you should come an hour and a half in advance. If no one sends you, you can take a taxi yourself, and it won't be far anyway. Young man, no one intercepts you. ”
"Okay, Yuan Jie did the penalty burpee jump, and the others wrote it and handed it to Coach Wu, and then finished the task that was not completed today."