I!!! ”

I'm dizzy, louder than my voice. I couldn't help but be furious: "I said who you are, you said it! Do you have a name or a surname? Do you have some kind of hobby of running up and down here to do this scaring thing? Yes?! I XXOO......"

"I'm your cousin! Open the door. Where did you get so much nonsense, it's like a chicken woman. Have you been feeling mentally or physically unwell in the last few days? …… Ay? I said I've been standing here for a long time, why haven't you opened the door? If you don't open the door, I'll be gone! ”

Oh! Speaking of which, I suddenly remembered that the God of Wealth is here. Send me the money, can I let him go! Hurry up and open the door and let my cousin in. As soon as I entered the door, my cousin's pig hands touched my forehead. I shook my hand and looked at him inexplicably, "What are you doing?" ”

The cousin glared and said, "You kid is uncomfortable there, why don't you want so much money?" You see if I'm going to call a hospital......"

"Sensei." As soon as I heard this, I quickly interrupted him. Say, "I'm comfortable anywhere." I borrowed money because @@#$%@@......! "Told him what the real purpose of the borrowed money was.

Looking at the bewilderment on his face, I knew he didn't believe it. I spun around again to prove that I was fine. Ignoring his strange expression of vomiting and the exaggerated sound of "vomit, vomit, vomit...... and did a few more push-ups and sit-ups. He went from bewilderment to confusion, and even walked over and began to look me up and down.

Damn, I was just about to run around the house a few more laps, and my cousin said amazingly: "Either I call the psychiatric hospital...... or I know a few psychiatrists, they are all very qualified." You see......? ”

I'm speechless, I want to kill. When my teeth rattled, my cousin finally admitted defeat: "Okay, okay, I believe it, can't I believe it?" Why is it a cannibalistic look. I brought the money you wanted. Three thousand dollars, if it is not enough, speak. I won't say anything else, I'll go back. Your sister-in-law is playing mahjong at home, and I have to go back to change the child's diaper! Either ......, or I'll find you someone at the hospital, maybe it's cheaper or something......! ”

I angrily picked up the teacup and threw it at my cousin. It's a pity that as soon as he closed the door, he smashed it on the façade. I feel so distressed! I didn't hit it, and I lost a few dollars. I collapsed on the sofa weakly, closed my eyes and prayed to God, wishing my cousin to be knocked down by bricks when he went out, and was bitten by a dog when he was hit by a strong headwind on the road. Bless my cousin to go to hell after his death, taste all the tortures of hell, and enjoy all kinds of tortures in hell. Amen......!

"Really?" I opened my eyes, not knowing when my cousin would come in again. There was also a look of concern. I hurriedly copied the teacup next to me, and threw out the ...... with a thunderous momentum, and the "bang" was a few dollars gone! I want to cry without tears, just a few tenths of a second! It's distressing! "Oh my God......! It's so unfair"! When I was stretching out my arms and exclaiming loudly, "That is, Shengyu, He Shengliang", I didn't expect my cousin to come in again.

I quickly touched it back, and the teacup was gone. There was only one teapot left, which was prepared when Liu Xiaoqing came. No matter what, he stretched out his hand to copy the teapot, and said in his heart, "I can't hit you now, and I write the word 'king' upside down." Just as he wanted to fall, his cousin quickly made a stop gesture. Say, "Stop." I have something to tell you, you put the teapot down first, I'm timid. ”

After holding back the fire and putting down the teapot, I asked him, "If you have a fart, let it go, I'm looking for you to settle accounts after it." ”

He looked out the door, then closed it again, walked cautiously, and said in a low voice, "Are you new to the neurotic?" ”

"We've got a psychotic here? Nope! How did I not know? What are you looking for him? "I was dumbfounded.

My cousin waved his hand and said, "It's not me looking for him." Didn't you hear? I heard it in the hallway when I first came, right across from you. So disgusting laughter, not a neuropathy is what?! What else to find a beautiful woman, what to buy two sets of other wilds, what to eat ramen in the car, take a bite, spit out, what to throw two handfuls of steel jumpers in a crowded place, and what @@#$%@@....... ”

I suddenly came to my senses. It's like adding fuel to the fire, I don't want anything anymore, I just want to kill. I want this person to disappear immediately. I'm ....... At this time, the dead fat man was still foaming at the mouth and verbalizing some "distorted" facts: "I said cousin, I think you don't live in this place, maybe you are influenced by him, maybe you are not right?" Why don't you try to live in a different place? …… What are you looking for? …… Knife? What knife!? What are you looking for a knife for? Isn't there a knife in the kitchen? …… Ah! Cousin, you're too polite, so I won't eat it. Another day! I have to go back quickly. You'll have to think about what I'm talking about! That's it, I don't need to send it, I'll go......"

From the moment he said there was a knife in the kitchen, I rushed into the kitchen. I had only one thought on my mind, and that was the knife. I'm going to find the knife and give that disgusting dead fat man a few hard cuts. But I couldn't find it after looking for a long time. Since the kitchen is always taken care of by my robot nanny, I don't usually come to it much. When I finally found the knife and rushed out, my cousin didn't know when he was gone.

I wanted to cry, but I couldn't. I want to drop something, but I'm distressed. I can only pray to the heavens, may the Buddha, God Jesus, Allah, Guanyin Bodhisattva, the Jade Emperor, the Virgin Mary, the Taishang Laojun and something hear my call: Bless that fat man just now! May he give birth to a son. After thinking about it, I felt too vulgar, and I was angry, and I was not creative. Kindness...... Then bless him with another girl, ah...... No, two more girls! Ha ha......!! When I thought of my cousin's haggard face, depressed body, squatting weakly at the foot of the wall, watching the scene of the three girls chasing each other in the house, and the sighing expression, I couldn't help but laugh!

was laughing vigorously, and there was another doorbell. Depend on! Almost choked me. When I finally caught my breath, I rushed over and slammed the door open: "I said you're still finished...... "Faint! Not my cousin. The person who came stood outside with a cardboard box and a smile on his face. I hurriedly asked, "Who are you looking for?" ”

The man was still smiling and said, "May I ask if you are Fan Xiaolai?" ”

"yes, you know me?"

The man laughed dryly and said, "Sir, you ...... But what a noble person forgets, did you just order a set of network helmets? ”

"Oh, yes, yes......!" I suddenly covered my eyes and quickly let the visitor into the house.

Looking at the debris and water in the ground, he paused for a moment, and a look of confusion flashed. I kicked the debris on the ground in embarrassment and laughed dryly, "It's nothing, I was just catching mice." ”

"Oh," he sat down, as if in understanding. "Do you have rats here? Doesn't Mr. have a robot babysitter? ”

Damn, where is so much nonsense. I felt my face heat up. Not having a robot nanny is a shame now. I laughed dryly: "Yes, yes, but my "buddy" has been a little uncomfortable in the past two days, and something is wrong. I haven't had time to fix it yet. After speaking, I subconsciously glanced at the "iron buddy" in the corner.

Damn, that guy seemed to be against me, and as soon as the green light flashed in his eyes, he walked to the counter in the living room and pulled out two teacups. I felt my face get hot. "Oh, he's good and bad. He still couldn't move just now, but he was able to move again after a while. What a coincidence! Haha......" At this time, the "iron buddy" had already brought the teacup and made the tea, and cleaned up the debris on the ground by himself. Regardless of him, I smiled at the crowd and said, "Oh, let's have a cup of tea!" Warm up. ”

The visitor nodded politely and said, "Thank you!" I'm not cold. If nothing else, I'll go back first. We sent you a helmet. Pointing to the box on the ground, he continued: "Our company has prepared it for you, and your IP address and network services will be your original business. You can sign this receipt. If you need to change or have any comments and suggestions, please feel free to put forward, we will be happy to help you. After saying that, he took out a small notebook, and I signed it where he pointed out, and pressed a handprint, and handed him the money, and the transaction was completed.

At this time, he got up and said, "Sir, then I will go back to deliver the task first, and you are also welcome to come to the company to handle other business at that time." ”

Somehow, I was a little overwhelmed. That's when I even said, "Oops! It's a cold day, and you've only been here for a while, and you're in a hurry to leave. This body hasn't warmed up yet! Or ......, you can eat and leave! "I'm sweating! I'm sweating wildly!!

Fortunately, the man didn't care, and only said, "No, thank you." We're not allowed to stay outside and eat too much during work, sorry. I'll treat you another day!? ”

"Ah......? Oh......! No, no, no,...... No need. I said hurriedly. If there was a crack at this point, I would have dive into it and never come out. Just as he was about to step out of the door, he asked something that almost drove me crazy that I will never forget in my life.

That's ......, "Oh! By the way, sir, I beg your pardon for taking the liberty of asking. When I came here just now, I heard someone laughing in the hallway, is there a schizophrenia patient living in the door opposite you? ......" put on your helmet and enter the game.

The system prompts: "Extract iris ...... Iris locked! Scanning DNA ...... Lock! Scan bone age ...... The conditions are met! Scanning brain waves...... Accord with! Do I need to bind my identity? ”

I selected "Yes". After that, the system prompts: "Welcome to the world of 'Wild Tide'." Have fun! Please create a role. ”

I knew what to do next, first of all, to build a character first. I took a look, and the game is divided into: power type; Agile; constitution type; There are five major occupations, intellectual and spiritual. These are also the five attributes of each character. These professions can be divided: warriors, barbarians, etc., are mainly based on strength; Assassins, archers, etc., are mainly agile; Knights, berserkers, and the like are mainly based on physique; Mages, summoners, and the like are mainly intellectual; Priests, Taoist priests, and the like are mainly spiritual.

In general, I like to train as a warrior, assassin and mage. Later, when I thought about it, I usually have to practice alone, and the safety factor of choosing fighters is high, the consumption is relatively small, and it is also exciting. In this way, I chose the fighter.

"Name it, please."

"Flickering and flickering"!

"Sorry, that name already exists. Please rename it. ”

"Big flicker"!

"Sorry, that name already exists. Please rename it. ”

Depressed! After thinking about it, it was simply called "depressed and young"

"Successful naming! Please set the appearance of the character. ”

This game is very well done, except for specific body shapes, such as barbarians, assassins, etc., which have a certain body shape that cannot be changed too much, and the appearance can be changed at will. That is, you can keep your original appearance, or you can set your own appearance.

I looked at the exact same me in this game, and forget it! There are a lot of troubles in the game! There are not a few things that love and hate, and I still have the same appearance. I'd better change it. Virtual world! If everything is the same as reality, then what am I doing in the virtual world?! Isn't it? It's better to experience the virtual one.

Thinking of this, I set up my own, oh! No, it's the appearance of the characters. I chose a look at it, and there are many generated faces for players to refer to: there are vicious, honest and trivial, laughing, stupid, ugly, and handsome. Scold! Quite a lot. I pulled one straight over and brought one that looked very vicious. There are dozens of this type alone. I chose one at random, it's okay, it's fierce enough! It's like you're trying to find someone. It's just that the appearance of the system can't be used directly, you need to modify it yourself or define it yourself. This is also the result of prevention of a thousand people. It must be one person, one face to enter the game.

I took a look at the face setting again, and here you can set the facial features. That is, the individual parts of the face. The contours of the face should be square and angular. The eyes should be a little bigger, reflecting the angry eyes. The eyebrows should be thicker, wider, and erect, sword eyebrows! The nose is a little bigger, but the "groove" next to the nose is a little deeper. If you want to pend your mouth, it's better to show some teeth. Kindness...... Add another scar to your face, and look at it in the middle, from the forehead to the side of the upper lip through the eyes. Hair, long hair? Not good. Short? It's not good. Simply bald!

When I took a closer look at the setup, I was shocked. It's okay! After setting up the appearance, I set the body shape again. Tall, burly, muscular, of course. It's just the same size as my appearance, one in the sky and the other in the ground, a difference of 108,000 miles.

After selecting OK, the system prompts: "Please assign attribute points." ”