When I got home, I was extremely depressed for a long time. Damn, I'm full and have nothing to do, what do I have to do with that ordinary type? Alas......! It's over, SB. If you add up all my money and the money from selling helmets, it's only about 5,000 yuan, where did you get so much money?! Alas...... Words are like water spilled. In addition, I also registered and paid a deposit. You can't buy it! Alas......!

Think about it, what can you do? Borrow! What else can you do but do that? But the key is who you borrow from! ...... my buddies? Cut! She is poorer than me. As for them, seeing me all day long is like seeing a savior, that's called a cheap, rubbing against me, and they have to pull me to a restaurant to eat......!

What do you say? I drag?? Depend on! It's not me who pulls it, it's they who pull it. Yes, someone dragged me to a restaurant to eat, but they ate it, and I just paid for it! Tell me, with these miserable buddies, can I count on them? They don't borrow money from me, so I burn high incense.

There is no way, it seems that I can only borrow it from my cousin. I also breathed a sigh of relief at the thought that the money had been settled. After that, I started to do small advertisements. After more than two hours of tossing and turning, I finally drafted a small advertisement that I looked happy with. The approximate content is: "I am selling a new network helmet because of a new machine, and all kinds of accessories are new. The transaction price is 2,500 yuan, which can also be discussed in detail. Related configuration ...... "Of course, all of them are written eighty percent new, and even one sound card that is facing scrap has asked me to write ninety percent new." After writing it, I breathed a sigh of relief, and I felt very satisfied. After that, I printed out dozens of copies and prepared to post them early tomorrow morning. Another big chase on the Internet.

When everything was ready, I fell into bed, damn so tired! Lao Tzu has walked so many roads today, I really don't know what I will become if I were to walk that 25,000-mile road, even if it is a flat avenue. Alas! While calling the robot nanny to enjoy the massage, he thought about it again: NND, if our Lu Qing sat here, how nice it would be to rub my legs! So I YY Lu Qing's charming smile and moving figure. We plan for a better life ...... our future!

The next day, I got up early and ran a few streets to finish the ads. Of course, because there are too many advertisements on the wall, in order to make my advertisements look more conspicuous and prominent, I have to forcibly remove some of the junk advertisements of others. As a result, until noon, I was so tired that I couldn't lift my arms.

忙完后，自己一路走回来。 While humming a little song, I admired the fruits of my labor, and when I saw that there were some of them that were not very "qualified", I took it upon myself to "fix" them and try to make my advertisements stand out as much as possible. Do you care about the fruits of your labor? Finally, it was announced that it was done. I am also very satisfied with the fruits of my labor. I went back to "Chef Hu's Ramen Restaurant" and continued to criticize the ramen.

I was expecting two or three days to hear from me, but I didn't expect to receive several calls the next day. Excluding a few provocative and harassing phone calls, maybe they were from the owner and victim of the ad next to the ad I posted? :－P。 Didn't pay attention to them. The fifth call was the buyer, and after contacting the address and time, I hung up the phone and started to prepare.

I wiped the helmet and wiped it, then refueled it again, and checked the wiring connection of the function and hardware a little more. After checking it, I looked left and right for a while, and felt that there was something missing, so I ran to the house and got a bottle of air freshener, opened it and sprayed it a little, wiped it dry, and smelled it, it was okay.

After that, I said to my "old comrades-in-arms" for several years: Bye goodbye to you, it's not that I'm ruthless, it's really that the society is too pressing! Actually, I can't bear to do that. You said that you have been fighting with me on the road of revolution for four or five years, how could I be willing to let you go! Alas......! There's no way, if you want to blame you, blame society! Maybe ......, maybe ......, maybe it's a good thing for you to change your big brother, isn't it? At the very least, you're always clean......

I was talking to myself to the stage of forgetting my feelings, when suddenly a doorbell rang, which startled me. Hurriedly stood up and asked, "Who?" ”

"Me!" Someone answered.

"Who??" I asked again.

"Me!!" Another bang. Get! There must be something wrong with this man.

"Who the hell are you?" I continued to ask depressedly.

"I'm here to buy a helmet. Aren't you selling helmets? "I'm dizzy! Feelings for this person. Hurry up and open the door.

A young man in his twenties came in, about the same height as me. Wearing, oops...... How can you compare me to the soil! You look at the dirty hair on his head, and he doesn't know how to comb it. Why is there still a layer of ash on the face?! Through his cracked glasses, I could see his eye droppings. This is nothing, the most important thing is that he actually wants to use a pair of hands that resemble dry bark, tempered by a long time of smoke and fire, plus tempered by wind and sun, and a hand that has been picking out the boogers for more than 20 years without washing, stretching out ...... to shake hands? Forget it! Your brother might as well save it. I quickly flashed aside. What, you still want to hug? I flashed ...... I flashed ...... I'm dizzy! It's endless, isn't it? I'll flash again. "Stop...... Stop...... Stop, stop, stop!! I quickly stopped him.

I hurriedly snorted haha: "What, aren't you here to buy a helmet?" The helmet is there! Yes! By the way, what do you call it? ”

"Oh, my name is Liu Xiaoqing, I'm 22 years old, and I'm a junior in college. Hey! It's hard to find your home. By the way, is there a psychotic in your building who lives here? ”

"Neuropathy? What neuropathy? We haven't heard of any neuroses in this area! Did you just arrive? "I was confused, he asked what was this for?

"That's right, when I came just now, I heard a person crying and shouting in the corridor. Say something like 'brother, I can't bear you', 'society is harmful, if you want to blame the society', what 'has nothing to do with me', and 'big brother' or something. I didn't get it either, oops......! The miserable crying is gone. What kind of gong is it? Or what teaches? Big brother, don't you know? ”

…… Half an hour later, I finally sent the gossip man away and let out a sigh of relief. He was satisfied, and I was even more satisfied. One helmet and two accessories 2800 yuan. This guy is really generous, don't look through the dirt point, he didn't even pay the price, without saying a word, he gave the money with one hand, and went downstairs with the helmet and accessories with the other. Of course, part of this money is also due to my incorruptible tongue, so I won't say more. After I sent him away with a "painful" look, I cheered, and now I had 5,800 yuan in my hand, and there was still 3,000 yuan missing.

Immediately picked up the phone and called his cousin: "Hey, fat brother!" I won't say much nonsense, send 3,000 yuan to use first. Yes?! Hurry up! Without waiting for him to reply, he hung up the phone. I called the business hall again and told them to bring the helmet in a while. After that, I settled down.

I calculated it, 8,800 yuan to buy a helmet, and there is still a little food at home, and it is estimated that it will be no problem to last for two days. Because I have two days to go, this money is enough for my living expenses for a month. If not, I'll throw some money into the game! Game currency and RMB are exchanged for each other!! In other words, if I'm lucky, I can get money from the game, and I can even use it as a profession to support myself!

Haha, I'm starting to think about good things. The more I think about it, the happier I become, and the more I think about it, the more excited I become. I couldn't help but say to myself: "Damn, my lord has also played a piece of the world, and just like online games, I also redeem as many yuan as I ......." Lao Tzu also bought a car and a house. What brand-name watches and brand-name clothing, come to a few pieces of the same, and first pick and wear the ....... Pick up a few pretty Xiaomi, and I'll travel around the world or something...... Let's also taste what that fork ring tastes like...... It's okay, and I've lived that luxurious life at the level of burning bags, pretending to be a big man, and being an uncle. When we go to a ramen restaurant to eat ramen, we ask for two bowls at every turn, one bowl of beef and one night of mutton. If you want to eat beef, you can eat beef, and if you want to eat mutton, you can eat mutton......! Ha ha......! It's a big deal that I can't eat, I'll eat a bowl and pour a bowl. No one cares, what we have is money......!!! I have two sets of other fields, I want to live next to each other, I live in one by myself, and the other set is fine, and I will also visit the door......! Buy two cars, one Mercedes and one BMW, drive one yourself, and tow another one later. Today I drag a BMW, tomorrow I am tired, I BMW tow a Mercedes ......! Hahaha......!!! I'm also going to @@#$......! ”

I was laughing when I was startled by another doorbell. Depend on! I was furious: "Who? "I yelled." I!!! ”

I'm dizzy, louder than my voice. I couldn't help but be furious: "I said who you are, you said it! Do you have a name or a surname? Do you have some kind of hobby of running up and down here to do this scaring thing? Yes?! I XXOO......"

"I'm your cousin! Open the door. Where did you get so much nonsense, it's like a chicken woman. Have you been feeling mentally or physically unwell in the last few days? …… Ay? I said I've been standing here for a long time, why haven't you opened the door? If you don't open the door, I'll be gone! ”

Oh! Speaking of which, I suddenly remembered that the God of Wealth is here. Send me the money, can I let him go! Hurry up and open the door and let my cousin in. As soon as I entered the door, my cousin's pig hands touched my forehead. I shook my hand and looked at him inexplicably, "What are you doing?" ”

The cousin glared and said, "You kid is uncomfortable there, why don't you want so much money?" You see if I'm going to call a hospital......"

"Sensei." As soon as I heard this, I quickly interrupted him. Say, "I'm comfortable anywhere." I borrowed money because @@#$%@@......! "Told him what the real purpose of the borrowed money was.

Looking at the bewilderment on his face, I knew he didn't believe it. I spun around again to prove that I was fine. Ignoring his strange expression of vomiting and the exaggerated sound of "vomit, vomit, vomit...... and did a few more push-ups and sit-ups. He went from bewilderment to confusion, and even walked over and began to look me up and down.

Damn, I was just about to run around the house a few more laps, and my cousin said amazingly: "Either I call the psychiatric hospital...... or I know a few psychiatrists, they are all very qualified." You see......? ”

I'm speechless, I want to kill. When my teeth rattled, my cousin finally admitted defeat: "Okay, okay, I believe it, can't I believe it?" Why is it a cannibalistic look. I brought the money you wanted. Three thousand dollars, if it is not enough, speak. I won't say anything else, I'll go back. Your sister-in-law is playing mahjong at home, and I have to go back to change the child's diaper! Either ......, or I'll find you someone at the hospital, maybe it's cheaper or something......! ”

I angrily picked up the teacup and threw it at my cousin. It's a pity that as soon as he closed the door, he smashed it on the façade. I feel so distressed! I didn't hit it, and I lost a few dollars. I collapsed on the sofa weakly, closed my eyes and prayed to God, wishing my cousin to be knocked down by bricks when he went out, and was bitten by a dog when he was hit by a strong headwind on the road. Bless my cousin to go to hell after his death, taste all the tortures of hell, and enjoy all kinds of tortures in hell. Amen......!

"Really?" I opened my eyes, not knowing when my cousin would come in again. There was also a look of concern. I hurriedly copied the teacup next to me, and threw out the ...... with a thunderous momentum, and the "bang" was a few dollars gone! I want to cry without tears, just a few tenths of a second! It's distressing! "Oh my God......! It's so unfair"! When I was stretching out my arms and exclaiming loudly, "That is, Shengyu, He Shengliang", I didn't expect my cousin to come in again.

I quickly touched it back, and the teacup was gone. There was only one teapot left, which was prepared when Liu Xiaoqing came. No matter what, he stretched out his hand to copy the teapot, and said in his heart, "I can't hit you now, and I write the word 'king' upside down." Just as he wanted to fall, his cousin quickly made a stop gesture. Say, "Stop." I have something to tell you, you put the teapot down first, I'm timid. ”

After holding back the fire and putting down the teapot, I asked him, "If you have a fart, let it go, I'm looking for you to settle accounts after it." ”

He looked out the door, then closed it again, walked cautiously, and said in a low voice, "Are you new to the neurotic?" ”

"We've got a psychotic here? Nope! How did I not know? What are you looking for him? "I was dumbfounded.

My cousin waved his hand and said, "It's not me looking for him." Didn't you hear? I heard it in the hallway when I first came, right across from you. So disgusting laughter, not a neuropathy is what?! What else to find a beautiful woman, what to buy two sets of other wilds, what to eat ramen in the car, take a bite, spit out, what to throw two handfuls of steel jumpers in a crowded place, and what @@#$%@@....... ”