Chapter 808: Contra
It was not easy to cope with the friends.
This is simply a kind of torment for Li Badao and Lei Ling'er, especially the tricks of Li Zicheng and others, which are really shameful.
However, this is undoubtedly a step closer to the relationship for the newcomer.
For example, the shy Li was domineering, returned to his nature, and began to gradually grasp the initiative.
As for Lei Ling'er, she just grasped the initiative, so she didn't want to give up, so she ......
"I'm going to be on it!" Lei Ling'er said dissatisfiedly.
", which one of you saw on the bed is a woman on top!" Li said angrily, and then turned over and pressed Lei Ling'er under him.
"Then you don't want to talk!" Lei Ling'er, who was pressed under him, twisted his head to the side and said.
"Who...... Which one...... Father...... When will I stop talking!" Li overbearing hesitated several times before he finished speaking.
"In front of Teacher Fang, didn't you say you wanted to listen to me!" Lei Ling'er snorted lightly.
"That's in front of ......"
"So you just don't talk a word!"
"Niang Xipi, Lao Tzu just doesn't talk ......"
"Teacher Fang!"
Lei Ling'er screamed.
"It's useless for you to shout at your throat now!"
Li laughed evilly and suddenly tore open the clothes on his body.
"Broken Throat ......"
"Hey!"
Suddenly, there was an eerie response in the room.
This made the two people in the room suddenly look at each other, and when they looked into the room, they saw a figure in a black robe appear in the room.
"Damn, big devil!"
Li scolded angrily.
"Ahem...... That, that, the teacher just came over to take a look, that, to see if you need some guidance or something......" Fang Bai rubbed his hands a little embarrassedly, with a shy smile on his face.
"Guide your uncle!" the old lady said where did you go, you are a dead virgin, come to see the little two cave rooms!" Suddenly, a hand pinched Fang Bai's ear, and then twisted it fiercely.
"My wife is light...... Tap ...... That one...... Never eaten pork...... Haven't you ever seen a pig run...... Total ......"
"It's a fart, the paragraph I said today is very good, tell me when I go back to kneel on the washboard!"
"Wife, let go first!"
"Don't let go!"
"You're not loose, are you?"
"Don't let go!"
Fang Bai violently broke away from Yin Bai's hand.
Took a deep breath.
looked at Yin Bai in front of him with a flushed face, and shouted loudly: "What do you want today!"
"You're yelling at me?" Yin Bai looked at the person in front of him in disbelief.
"Roaring at you?" Fang Bai sneered, then raised his hand......
Looking at the slap that was about to fall on his face, Yin Bai didn't believe it anyway, Fang Bai would hit himself, just feeling the flow of the air, Yin Bai couldn't help but close his eyes.
Then one lip kissed the other.
Fang Bai just hugged the delicate body in his arms, and his hands were fixed tightly, not letting him break free or struggling.
Long......
Yin Bai lay in Fang Bai's arms a little shyly, not daring to look at him directly.
Fang Bai turned his head triumphantly and looked at Li Ba and said: "Boy, you have to learn from the teacher, this woman, if you don't fight for three days, you have to go to the house to uncover the tiles......"
As he spoke, he slapped Yin Bai's buttocks.
Yin Bai was full of excitement, and hugged Fang Bai weakly.
And Li Badao and Lei Ling'er looked at the scene in front of them dumbfounded, and even the little friends outside the door who listened to the corner were also dumbfounded.
"When did the big devil become so awesome?"
"I think the big devil has always been very good. ”
"This conquers Shi Niang?"
"Conquer you like this, cut off all your retreats?"
"Did the big devil take an aphrodisiac?"
"I love a piece of firewood?"
After waiting for the big devil to leave with his master, Li Badao couldn't help but swallow his saliva, for the sake of his future happy life, Li Badao decided to rise up......
When he looked at Lei Ling'er with bad intentions.
Who knew that Lei Ling'er would strike first, and one hand directly pinched Li Badao's ear, and when Li Badao just wanted to resist, she actually held a handful of things that Li Badao was very familiar with in her hand - a ring ruler.
"Smack!"
"Smack!"
After just two strokes, Li Badao fell weakly on the bed.
"Teacher Fang is really right, a man will go to the house to uncover the tiles if he doesn't fight for three days!" Lei Ling'er snorted.
"Ling'er......" Li begged for mercy pitifully, his brass-colored face covered with pleading.
"Hmm, it's useless to beg for mercy, I have to be on it!" Lei Ling'er directly pressed Li Badao under her and forcibly kissed Li Badao.
Look at this scene......
The little heads outside the house couldn't help but swallow their saliva.
"Thrill Thrill!"
"I didn't expect Brother Domineering to be a person who is strong on the outside and weak on the inside!"
"Actually dominated by a woman!"
"Hmph, the night he last time he was with Brother Bai Yu, he was still on the initiative side!"
The last sentence, without even thinking about it, must have been the only eyewitness at the scene talking nonsense.
It was just with this sentence that Hu Shuo felt an indifferent gaze full of murderous intent glance at him.
"Li Badao and Bai Yu?" the friends covered their mouths in surprise to prevent themselves from calling out.
", so Lei Ling'er is still a third party?"
"Wrong, Li Badao is the third party, but Bai Yu has Bai Zilan!"
"yes, so what the hell is the story like?"
"Needless to say, Bai Zilan likes Bai Yu, Bai Yu likes Li Badao, Li Badao likes Lei Ling'er......"
"It's exciting!"
Listening to the discussion of his friends, this made Bai Yu extremely painful.
"I didn't!" Bai Yu explained vigorously.
"You don't have anything?" the crowd asked.
"I don't like Li being overbearing!" Bai Yu said angrily.
It's just that this sentence resounded in the sky, penetrated the wall, and woke up a couple of newcomers who were lingering.
Li Badao didn't even bother to wear his shirt, so he kicked open the window and saw a black head outside......
"What is the matter...... Kill you!"
Li Badao, who was constantly disturbed by various things, finally broke out at this moment.
took out the Demon Buddha stick and prepared to kill the Quartet, and he couldn't even care about the friendship of the past.
The frightened friends of the second class of the third year quickly fled......
This night, Li Badao chased the whole class, and he didn't even wear clothes, so he wore a pair of pants......
When I woke up the next day, the first thing that caught my eye was the burned flower candle on the dresser not far away, and there was a faint fragrance of flowers in the air, reminding Li Badao what day it was yesterday, and he couldn't get angry when he thought of Li Badao last night.
"Hmm...... What's the matter? I woke up early in the morning and moved around!" Li Badao only moved, and Lei Ling'er's extremely tempting voice came from behind him, with satisfaction and happiness.
Last night, because Li Badao chased and killed people all night, Lei Ling'er went to bed early, and when Li Badao came back, Lei Ling'er had already slept soundly.
This satisfaction is nothing more than a night's rest after a tiring day.
"Ling'er...... I want to continue what I didn't finish yesterday......" Li Badao said with some grievances.
"Hmm......" Lei Ling'er pouted and thought for a moment, "But, it's all morning!"
"I'll be okay soon!" Li prayed.
Lei Ling'er: "......"
"Oh, it's good that people are doing well!"
"Don't make purple, it's morning!"
"What's going on in the morning, people are going to be fast!"
"How fast!"
"Three seconds is not fast......"
At this moment, outside Lei Ling'er's bedroom, an inopportune and funny voice sounded again.
Li Badao's face was indifferent, "Get out!"
Lei Ling'er suddenly hugged Li Badao's neck from behind him, and whispered in his ear, "Aman, do you like me?"
Li Badao was shocked, turned his head slightly, and looked at Lei Ling'er affectionately: "Ling'er, I like you." ”
"How much do you like it?" Lei Ling'er continued.
"I won't say those sweet words, but I know that if I miss you, I'll definitely regret it for the rest of my life. Li said domineeringly.
"Well, me too!" Lei Ling'er nodded, "By the way, how did you find Teacher Fang?
Li Badao gently stroked Lei Ling'er's face, gently took her in his arms, and then explained in detail how he met the big devil again.
Listening to Li's domineering narration, Lei Ling'er became more and more surprised, and muttered: "I see, a person as powerful as Teacher Fang will definitely not die easily." ”
"Lao Tzu hasn't even beaten him yet, how can he die so easily!" Li said with a smile.
"Be careful that you're crippled by him again!" Lei Ling'er teased.
"If you are lame, you will be lame, and it would be strange if you didn't beat Lao Tzu!" Li snorted lightly.
......
"Should you give me an answer?"
An indifferent voice sounded behind Fang Bai.
Zi Zhuyin had a cold appearance and stood behind Fang Bai.
"Mother!" Fang Bai called in a low voice.
"Say!" Zizhu said.
Fang Bai then told him all the things about his Merge Dao and the entire Five Elements Continent.
After listening to all these things, Zi Zhuyin looked at Fang Bai in front of him with some complexity, at first he just thought that he had carried all the things in Great Xia on his body, but he didn't expect that he was carrying a world.
The world is not peaceful, and we can enjoy peace because there is a group of people who carry the weight forward.
Seeing that Fang Bai could easily say these things, Zi Zhuyin's heart couldn't help but feel a little distressed.
Just while the two were talking.
The sun in the sky suddenly seemed to be stained red with blood, and the whole sky was slowly rendered with a layer of red, which made people feel a trace of terrible and strange cold.
"This is?!" Fang Bai frowned.
"The blood day is in the sky!" Yin Bai said calmly.
"Blood in the sky?" Fang Bai muttered.
"Who is this?" Zizhuyin asked.
"This is ......" Fang Bai scratched his head, not knowing how to introduce it.
"Daughter-in-law Yin Bai has seen her mother. Yin Bai respectfully bowed to Zizhuyin.
"Daughter-in-law?" Zi Zhuyin suddenly took a deep breath, stepped forward and took Yin Bai's hand, and looked left and right, the more she looked, the more satisfied she became, "It's really good-looking, and the words are ...... How are you blind, how can you fall in love with my son?"
Fang Bai: "......"
Yin Bai: "......"
In other words, isn't the topic of our research this blood moon that suddenly appeared?
"Ahem...... That, mother, shouldn't we discuss this blood moon that suddenly appeared in the sky first?" Fang Bai coughed a little embarrassed.
"What's the hurry, this blood moon is empty, it's nothing more than that the entrance of the demon world to the human world has been opened, besides, the demon world wants to invade the human world and is not in a hurry, what are you anxious about!" Zi Zhuyin scolded with some dissatisfaction, and then pulled Yin Bai aside to chat about family life.
This made Fang Bai's heart ache faintly.
"All ...... I need comfort ......"
"Comfort, the blood moon is in the sky, and the demon world has invaded, which shows that the emperor has unified the demon world. The system said helplessly.
"And then?" Fang Bai asked.
"Then it's time to ask you, you savior, to step forward!" the system said.
"Savior!" Fang Bai covered his head weakly: "The question is, just my half-hung water, go up and fight, can I beat it?"
"You're right, compared to Master Confucius, you're really as weak as a chicken......" The system said mercilessly, "So what should I do?"
"Aren't you the Terran Holy Monument, can't you help it?" Fang Bai said with a glare.
"Even if it's a Terran Holy Monument, it's not a universal good one!" said the system angrily, "My biggest role is to continue all the ancient inheritances......"
"In other words, if the Purple Heavenly Emperor is such a powerful person, can't he still stop the invasion of the Demon Realm?" Fang Bai wondered.
"No matter how powerful the Purple Heaven Emperor is, he is just one person, it is not bad to be able to block the Emperor Shakti, it is too difficult to block the entire Demon Realm, and the most terrifying thing about the creatures of the Demon Realm is that they can absorb blood and rebirth. The system shook its head.
"Rebirth?!" Fang Bai frowned.
"That's right, the reason why Kong Sheng sacrificed himself to seal the passage between the God Realm and the Demon Realm back then was because the creatures of these two realms were too terrifying, and the gods and demons could plunder the blood of humans to restore themselves, and as long as they had enough spiritual power, they were almost immortal. The system explained: "They are not afraid of being killed at all, and even if they die, they can still be reborn through the reincarnation pool of the God Realm and the Demon Realm." ”
Fang Bai gasped, they were still farting, this was tantamount to ...... The other party is a group of BABAs up and down, left and right, left and right, thirty lives...... No, Contra with countless lives!
After a while, Fang Bai felt his mouth a little dry and asked, "Isn't there any way to restrain these Contra Douluo?"
"Yes!" the system nodded.
"What's the solution?" Fang Bai asked.
"Find the Chaos Monument, it is rumored that the Chaos Monument has the power to restrain gods and demons. The system said.
"In other words, if you are also a holy monument, why don't you have the strength to restrain others?" Fang Bai didn't have a good breath.
"Because I'm useless!" the system said indifferently.
Fang Bai: "......"