Chapter 807: The Cave Room (1)
The friends of the second class of the third year of the wedding banquet at noon are still relatively well-behaved, after all, it is a big day for Li Badao, and it is better to give Li Badao a little face.
Although Li Zicheng and others have 'bad intentions', they can only drink honestly.
After the wedding banquet ended, the elders withdrew one after another, and Lei Ling'er took Li Badao to send away groups of guests, and the two of them sat on the big bed in Lei Ling'er's bedroom, tired and unwilling to move.
But even though he was tired like this, when Li Badao saw that there was no one in the dormitory, his mind became active, he kept a straight face, and then ...... hugged Lei Ling'er.
"What do you want to do?!" Lei Ling'er said with a pouting and a frown.
"What do you say Lao Tzu wants to do!" Li Badao said angrily, he had suffered so many grievances, if he didn't get some interest back, wouldn't it be a bit unreasonable.
"Don't, a mouth full of wine!" Lei Ling'er was a little reluctant.
"Just kiss one, one is good!" Li said seriously with a shy face.
Seeing that he looked like a little boy begging for candy, Lei Ling'er couldn't help but be a little soft-hearted, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly: "Then you can only kiss one!"
Then Lei Ling'er changed her mind again: "Do you love me?"
"Love!"
"How much love!"
", are you bothered, it's so difficult to let Lao Tzu kiss it!"
Li Badao frowned and shouted loudly.
"You're still yelling at me?" Lei Ling'er said aggrievedly.
"I didn't ...... No, I was wrong. Li Badao only felt that he was really aggrieved.
Lei Ling'er turned over and rode on Li Badao, sat on Li Badao's chest, and pressed Li Badao with her legs: "Say, what are you wrong!"
"Lei Ling'er, you-" Li Badao only felt that he had been insulted.
"Don't say yes yet!" Lei Ling'er smiled evilly, raised his slap, and slapped Li Domineering's thigh fiercely......
"Oh-"
With a miserable scream from Li Domineering.
At this moment, the door to the room was opened.
A group of people came in.
"Tsk, isn't it the right time to come?"
Li Zicheng, who was the first to come in, covered his eyes, but the open gap seemed to be a little big.
Ye Tian and Ye Shen in the back were together, and the two also joked with a smile: "It seems that someone is a little impatient and can't wait for the night." โ
"Hey, what is it called can't wait for night, isn't it night when you turn off the lights and close the curtains!"
"You know a fart, mood, emotion!"
Chen Yue on the side pinched Ye Tian who was talking nonsense, and Ye Tian's face sank: "Don't say it, everyone, don't you just look at other people's hey, what's so excited!"
Abu smiled and said, "This hey Xiu Xiu works well!"
"Otherwise, what are you using, applauding for love?" Ye Shen said seriously.
Li Zicheng: "......"
Abu: "......"
Everyone: "......"
"What the hell do you want to do?!" Li Badao said with some irritation.
"What are we going to doโdon't you know?" said Hu Shuo coldly, "Don't think that we are afraid of you after so many years of being the boss!"
"That's it!" Virgy nodded in agreement.
The sunset fell, the night was filled, and the starlight came out to embellish a little hazy, everyone saw the more warm and ambiguous atmosphere in the room, and couldn't help but take a deep breath: "The atmosphere of this cave room is so intoxicating, I'm embarrassed not to make trouble in the cave room!"
After Lei Ling'er saw someone come in, he had already gotten off Li Badao's body, and sat there obediently, Li Badao unceremoniously rushed away: "Lao Tzu can tell you, you can treat Lao Tzu like this today, and when you get married in the future, ......"
"Hehe!" Li Zicheng sneered: "When I get married, I'm sorry, this squad leader is only fifteen years old, it's still early!"
It's just that what Li Zicheng didn't expect was ......
"Let's have some simple warm-up exercises first!" Li Zicheng shook his hand, and the discussion of how to make a hole in the cave room was written on it.
", do you want to kill Lao Tzu?" Looking at such a long list of projects, Li Badao couldn't help but roar.
Li Zicheng smiled: "What are you afraid of, and I won't delay your cave room!"
"Who said not to delay, Lao Tzu's legs were crippled by the big devil!" Li said angrily.
"I didn't cripple your third leg again!" Ye Tiankou on the side said unobstructed, and then countless girls stretched out their hands and twisted Ye Tian's waist fiercely......
"Let's talk quickly, let's talk about it first, what is the first thing to play, and if you waste time, Li Badao will really not be able to hole in the room tonight!"
"Otherwise, let Li perform a striptease in the middle of the overbearing......" someone on the side 'proposed'.
"Get out!" Li raised his middle finger.
"Come on, come on, the first level, forever tie the knot!"
The so-called eternal knot is to use a red thread with a cherry tied to it, and one person holds the red thread and stands on a high place, and the bride and groom bite together, and when the cherry shakes, two people must bite it, and one person must bite half of it, and then mouth to mouth, and the groom feeds his own half to the bride......
After hearing this, Lei Ling'er couldn't help blushing and whispered, "This ...... It's a bit embarrassing, isn't it?"
"What are you ashamed of, as a sister-in-law, aren't you afraid?" Chen Yue said with a cross-legged waist.
Hearing this, Lei Ling'er knew that this was a radical general, but she inevitably retorted loudly: "Who is afraid, isn't it just a game, just let the horse come!"
Zhang Zihong immediately took out the props that had been prepared from his space, and then stood on the chair: "Come on, come on, since you're not afraid, come and kiss one!"
"What kind of kiss, that's called kissing......" Li Zicheng corrected.
"But Lao Tzu's legs are lame, how to play!" Li Badao wanted to escape.
"Don't be afraid, I have the elixir personally given by the big devil here!" Tian Xinya took out a black pill, and I don't know which crotch Fang Bai rubbed out of the crotch, and stuffed it directly into Li Badao's mouth......
An indescribable strange smell made Li Badao look like eating a fly, and his face turned green instantly, and then not long after, he actually stood up, yes, he stood up......
Then the two people who knew that they couldn't escape sighed helplessly.
It's just that these two people are not stupid, this game seems to be a little difficult, but it is not necessarily difficult, the two people look at each other, hold hands and get on.
As for Zhang Zihong, he will definitely not let these two people pass the test so easily.
Kept rocking around.
When Lei Ling'er tilted his head and bit forward, Zhang Zihong deliberately accelerated the rhythm of the shaking, so that the two of them didn't know how many times they kissed, countless times they pounced, and once they even heard the sound of teeth colliding, which made countless people around laugh!
Li Zicheng smiled and asked admiringly: "Brother Zihong, you are a little unkind like this, how can you be such a whole person, and let others not let others cave the house, you are like this, don't say that the domineering brother's leg is lame, even if he is not lame, there is no place for it!"
"Nonsense, I came prepared!" Zhang Zihong said in a heartfelt manner: "Besides, you can't blame me for this, these two people don't have enough tacit understanding, blame me!"
The two sang and harmonized, which made countless people around them laugh.
Li Badao couldn't help but snort, and with lightning speed, he took the cherry in his mouth, and then fed it into Lei Ling'er's mouth!
Everyone said 'wow', some didn't expect it.
When the cherries were eaten, Li overbearing grabbed his daughter-in-law's waist and said with a smug smile: "Lao Tzu announced, the first pass has passed!"
Wang Yueyi on the side walked out, took out a chopstick, and said with a smile: "The second level, lips and teeth depend on each other! Rules: The bride and groom use their tongues to take out the chopsticks from the wine bottle!"
Then Wang Yueyi put the chopsticks in the wine bottle, only revealing a drop outside the wine bottle, and the chopsticks swayed up and down in the wine bottle with buoyancy.
Lei Ling'er's scalp was a little numb when she thought about that picture, and she couldn't help biting her lip and looking at Li Badao, obviously a little shy.
Li Badao also grinned helplessly, but after thinking about it, he still sighed.
The bottle is placed in the middle of the two people.
Then the two men stood to the left and right of the bottle.
Lei Ling'er took the initiative to take Li Badao's hand, and the two of them glanced at each other, and they both saw the affection in each other's eyes......
I don't know who this game is helping, anyway, Li Badao thinks it's very cool, the soft tongue, well, it's a little sweet, like eating candied fruit in my heart.
"This is a game, isn't it for you to play tongue to tongue and concentrate on playing the game!" Li Zicheng slapped the back of Li Badao's head, causing the pair of relatives to slam their foreheads.
This can't help but arouse the anger of Li Domineering, Lao Tzu enjoys it so much, why do you dare to interrupt, damn, when you get married, see how Lao Tzu kills you!
Just thinking about it, looking at Lei Ling'er who blushed in front of him, Li Badao couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and secretly adjusted his breathing, only to see Lei Ling'er's eyes watery, her cheeks flushed, and she suddenly had a dry mouth......
"Tsk, it's not time to get to the cave yet, don't think about it!" the sharp-eyed Bai Yu teased with a smile.
Li Badao retracted his gaze with some embarrassment, and Lei Ling'er also lowered his head in embarrassment.
It was not easy to pass this level.
Unexpectedly, it ushered in a more glamorous level.
"Ahem - this level is called hilarious push-ups, the rules are: let your sister-in-law lie flat on the bed, the domineering brother lie on top of your sister-in-law, one hand, do a hundred push-ups, among which you are not allowed to use spiritual power, every push-up must kiss your sister-in-law, but other parts of the body can not touch, not even clothes!" Li Zicheng said.
"That's strong!"
"Cowhide and cowhide, clothes can't work, isn't it ......"
"Tut-tut, this is good, this is good!"
As soon as everyone heard the rules, they immediately cried wolf.
But Lei Ling'er was ashamed and wanted to run away, how could these people, including the girls in the class, look decent one by one, why are they so unreliable, two people are in bed, and they have to be surrounded by a group of people......
"Hehe, daughter-in-law...... Let's get laid!" Li Badao couldn't help but laugh evilly, let you just not let Lao Tzu kiss, this time Lao Tzu wants to kiss enough, and then directly stripped off his upper body clothes, revealing his strong muscles, this is also to prevent his clothes from touching Lei Ling'er, and at the same time pretending to be a force, this invisible way of pretending to be forced, Li Badao has already studied it thoroughly.
In the envious eyes of countless people, Li Badao also made a few moves.
Lei Ling'er listened to these two people, and suddenly dyed her neck red, just looking at the people around her staring intently, she was really difficult to ride a tiger, so she had to grit her teeth and follow Li Badao to bed.
Everyone looked at the posture of the two of them, and suddenly laughed evilly.
Li Badao glanced back at these people: "Count well, don't count wrong, if you count wrong-then count again!"
Lei Ling'er began to listen to it, until she heard it, and the whole person couldn't help but glared at Li Badao angrily, pinched Li Badao's waist with both hands, and twisted it fiercely.
"Hiss......"
Li Badao gasped.
Lei Ling'er's inner emotions can no longer be expressed in words, anyway, she is a little annoyed with her husband who is a little unserious, and at first she thought that Li Badao was a good person, but she didn't expect that this was a real obscene embryo.
"Humph!"
Lei Ling'er snorted lightly.
And the next moment, Li Badao's head lowered and grabbed Lei Ling'er's lips: "If you don't let Lao Tzu kiss you, you will die!"
This sentence made Lei Ling'er's eyes widen, and she stared at Li Ba and said, "Look who is dead!"
"Little girl, you're dead!"
"You have the ability, you come!"
Li Badao's competitive nature poured out at once, lowered his head, and bit Lei Ling'er's mouth fiercely, and the next moment, Lei Ling'er was not to be outdone, and stopped Li Badao's head, holding him deadly, not letting him get up.
One hand is holding the body rigidly.
"Don't hold the other hand, if you hold up, you'll lose!" Seeing that Li Badao was a little unable to support it, Li Zicheng hurriedly ran to Li Badao's ear and shouted loudly.
Hearing this, Lei Ling'er smiled, and let the lips of the two people kiss together, and they didn't separate.
It wasn't until the two of them couldn't hold on anymore that Lei Ling'er separated.
Some of the talents counted in unison: "One ......"
"Niang Xipi, I almost didn't die of exhaustion!" Li said with a heavy breath.
In order not to let his body press on Lei Ling'er, Li Badao held on with one hand for a long time, which was much harder than training under the big devil.
"Hurry up, hurry up, this is only one!"
"That's it, you still don't want to go to the cave room, you don't want the cave house to be here tonight!"
"It's not okay to kiss one, Li Badao, your kidneys are a little bad!"
"Fart, your kidneys can't do it!" Li scolded angrily.
Then he sped up his movements, and like a dragonfly, he nodded frantically on Lei Ling'er's lips.
"II, III...... Ten...... Twenty...... Fifty...... Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven,
Ninety-eight, ninety-seven...... Oops, the count is wrong, why don't you do it again?" The more you go to the back, the louder the sound of everyone counting, but in the end, Li Zicheng obviously brings up the rhythm.
Li Badao jumped up and sat next to Lei Ling'er and gasped: "When I take a breath, there will be a hundred more!"
"Forget it, after all, if there are a hundred more, there really won't be a cave room tonight, let's go to the next one!" Luo Xue came out and persuaded him.