Chapter 104 Lying on the salary and tasting the guts
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Although Li Yuanba did not break the city gate, but caused serious damage to the north city wall, Xiang Yan could see the two huge gaps in the north city gate from a distance, and immediately spoke: "Chuan Ben Shuai General's order, Yuwen Chengdu, Pei Yuanqing, Xiong Kuohai Wu Yun summoned 50,000 troops to attack the north gate of Yingcheng, before dusk today, we must take here, and then wave the army to the west and go straight to Hangu Pass." โ
"Obey the marshal's orders."
Xiang Yanjun ordered, Yuwen Chengdu took the lead in riding a BMW, with more than 50,000 armor hideous Chu army to kill Yingcheng, the Chu army's crossbowmen in order to cover the siege of the troops, also aimed at the Qin army on the north city wall, began to cover the shooting, the bow and arrow covering the sky and the sun, almost the entire north gate was shrouded in it, "poof, poof", a sound of bows and arrows into the body sounded, and the Qin army continued to be hit by arrows, fell down the city wall, and fell into a meat paste.
But under the command of Vice General Liu, all the Qin troops immediately took their shields to defend, and began to organize a counterattack in an orderly manner, but all this had nothing to do with Huang Xiaowei, he sat on the ground blankly, looking at the bicycle that had been parked not far away, and still hasn't reacted to what happened, Nima, this is not right, Lao Tzu hasn't left yet, why did it run away first, uh-huh, hallucination, it must be an illusion.
The Qin Jun, who had just saved Huang Xiaowei's life, was still stupidly asking at this moment: "Master Hou, are you okay, are you not hurt, do you need to call a doctor to take a look?" โ
Hearing the words of this soldier, Huang Xiaowei was stunned, damn, because Mao Laozi could hear him speak, and he was so clear that he could even vaguely smell a leek smell from his mouth.......
Huang Xiaowei turned his head and looked around, looking at the situation of the Qin army around him hurriedly fighting back, Huang Xiaowei was stunned for a while, and finally gave himself a big slap in the face, which can be stunned for the soldier to see, and said in his heart, Master Hou, what is this for, why slap yourself?
Huang Xiaowei touched his red and swollen face, and murmured softly: "It hurts, it hurts, so it's not an illusion....... The soldier said with concern: "Master Hou, you are all right, is it that the little one used too much force just now, and knocked you stupid?" โ
Huang Xiaowei looked at the innocent appearance of this soldier, pressed him to the ground without saying a word, pinched people's necks and scolded: "Your mother is a comparison, are you fucking human, do you know that you just now, Lao Tzu can't go back, Lao Tzu can't go back at all." โ
The soldier was pinched by Huang Xiaowei and rolled his eyes: "Uh....... Belch..... Marquis..... Hou Ye'er ......"
Qin Shi Huang witnessed the dramatic scene just now, and he was quite speechless, this person really drank cold water and stuffed his teeth, and he was about to leave, but he was stopped by his own people, and the legendary friendly army was injured.
Qin Shi Huang hurriedly dragged Huang Xiaowei up from the ground and said: "Xiaowei, the matter has come to this point, it's useless for you to complain about him, it's too dangerous here, you better withdraw with me first, Vice General Liu's side of the north city gate will be handed over to you, and the widow will later transfer 5,000 reinforcements to you to support, and Vice General Liu, who is commanding the battle, responded: "Don't worry, the last general will never let a Chu army set foot on the city." โ
Huang Xiaowei was grabbed by Qin Shi Huang's arms, and he was still flying at the Qin army, but in the next moment, a crossbow arrow accurately pierced the soldier's head, and blood dripped out of the wound on the skull, and he died of anger in the next second.
Huang Xiaowei looked at this scene blankly, and sighed faintly after half a while, and most of his anger suddenly disappeared, after all, people are also kind, afraid that he will be shot to death, and he doesn't know what the consequences of losing his bicycle are, don't you blame those who don't know, but ....... Huang Xiaowei cried and wiped his tears and said: "Wife, I can't bear you, no, Lao Tzu wants to go home, Lao Tzu wants to go home to find his daughter-in-law....... Father...... Huang Xiaowei wiped his tears and said, "Damn, it seems that Lao Tzu really can't go back." โ
Qin Shi Huang went up and gave Huang Xiaowei a big face and said: "Cry, cry, hurry up and go down with me, after a while, the Chu army rushed up, and you couldn't survive for three seconds with a few beatings." โ
"Lao Tzu wants to go home....... Lao Tzu was going home, Huang Xiaowei cried with a sad face, kept muttering these words in his mouth, and finally was dragged off the city wall by Qin Shi Huang, squatting in the corner with his head in his hands, looking like he had collapsed.......
This is also why Huang Xiaowei does not collapse, he knows that no one can come to the Qin Dynasty to save himself, that bicycle only listens to him, Li Laosi? Don't mention that old bastard, if he Li Laosi can cross, why should he come to find himself, he rode a bicycle alone, ran to various dynasties and generations to cast a few small spells casually, history can not be corrected back, it can be used as hard as it is now, first take people back from ancient times to modern times for three months, and then slowly ponder how to restore history.
It can be seen that he Huang Xiaowei should be the person who is destined to travel through time and space freely, but the premise is that he has to have a bicycle, but now, the bicycle is gone, and he, the destined person, also stayed in the Qin Dynasty, which is like, Liu Bei has no five tiger generals, I am afraid that he will not know where to die for a long time, and it is not surprising that he Huang Xiaowei estimates that he will have to stay in the Qin Dynasty for the rest of his life, damn, Lao Tzu is not married yet, and he has not broken the ....... Meow, I'm going home.......
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Qin Shi Huang glanced at Huang Xiaowei who was in a collapse, and didn't bother to pay attention to him, this is also human nature, anyway, give him a day, it is estimated that he will be alive again, after all, he is Huang Xiaowei, a person whose heart is as big as his face, in fact, Qin Shi Huang still underestimated Huang Xiaowei's heart, and less than half an hour later, this benevolent brother ran to the wounded barracks to mix rice like a nobody.......
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At night, Qin Shi Huang sat on the steps of the palace of the king of Chu, squinted at Huang Xiaowei, who was concentrating on playing with his mobile phone, and said speechlessly: "I said, are you back to normal?" โ
Huang Xiaowei said while playing with his mobile phone: "Oh, Brother Win, I can figure it out, people, you have to look at it, you talk about being unhappy is also a day, being happy is also a day, why do you have to make yourself so sad, besides, things have already happened, and there is no place to buy regret medicine, although I still feel more sad now, but it's okay, I'll go out and surrender in a while, maybe Xiang Yan is in a good mood, reward me with an official and a half-job, and I will be a stallion in ancient times in the future." โ
Qin Shi Huang automatically filtered out the second half of Huang Xiaowei's words, but he still couldn't help but admire someone's big heart, Huang Xiaowei, it really deserves to be Huang Xiaowei, if he had changed himself, he would have gone to jump into the river a long time ago, see if he could go home, he is still in the mood to joke with himself now, tsk, what is the heart and cheek of this thing made of, why is it so indestructible?
Qin Shi Huang said in a deep voice: "Don't talk nonsense, let me ask you, except for you, is that bicycle really no one can ride?" โ
Huang Xiaowei glanced at him and said: "What do you say, last time Lao Cao rode my bicycle and shouted more than a dozen times that Lao Tzu wanted to cross, but as a result, he was almost caught as a monkey and put into the zoo." โ
Qin Shi Huang let out a long sigh, he didn't think about this, but at first he still had a bit of luck in his heart, but now....... Qin Shi Huang laughed at himself and said: "After the calf, Li Xin is dead, General Meng and Lao Cao have also returned to modern times, and now there are only two of them left with a bottle of less than half a bottle of waste, this Yingchengqing is waiting to be broken." โ
Huang Xiaowei looked at Qin Shi Huang for a long time, and finally shook the white flag he had prepared in front of Qin Shi Huang's eyes and said, "Do you surrender here and recognize the white flag?" โ
Qin Shi Huang: "........"
"Do you know anything else besides surrendering and surrendering every day, do you have to have a backbone to be a man?"
Huang Xiaowei stood up, and said righteously: "Brother Win, what you said is not right, although you have to have that thing of backbone, but when you score, you look at how many people died in the Qin army under your command on this day, let alone five thousand, without Lao Meng Li Xin and their fierce generals, as far as those lieutenants under you are, Ao, no, Vice General Liu has been shot to death, and the captains under you can still guard for a few days, just right, Ben Hou is here to exercise his rights as a courtier, I don't know if the king can listen to me and say what he has to say. โ
"Before you dare to surrender, I'll be the first to kill you."
Huang Xiaowei coughed unnaturally and said, "Brother Win, as the so-called loyalty is against the ear, you are also a wise man, but you don't dare to listen to any slander." โ
Qin Shi Huang smoked Huang Xiaowei for a long time, and finally I really don't know what you say about him, he is loyal to his ears, he can say it, and persuading himself to surrender is also considered a minister?
"If there is a fart, let it go, Qin Shi Huang should pass the time.
Huang Xiaowei stood in front of Qin Shi Huang, and learned from the dead Wenchen on TV and said: "King, there are many benefits to surrendering, for example, why can you at least survive, right, there is hope for living, and you are the leader of the Qin State, when you are captive, you are learning to practice, sleeping on the soil kang, and by the way, you are eating some, as the so-called people don't eat, in vain...... Belch...... Seeing that Qin Shi Huang's expression was not good, Huang Xiaowei changed his words and said: "I mean to let you Taoguang and keep quiet, and then wait for the people of Chu to let down their guard against you, why don't you gather the loyal ministers of Qin State and directly oppose his mother, when the time comes, you can still dominate the world, brother, maybe I can still get involved with you, and continue to be a bullshit marquis." โ
Qin Shi Huang glared at Huang Xiaowei for a long time, shook his head speechlessly, the good guy came to him with a salary, became a sleeping kang, eating stool, and he was a talent.
Qin Shi Huang slowly stood up from the ground, patted Huang Xiaowei's shoulder and said in a deep voice: "Xiaowei, since you claim to be my loyal minister of Great Qin, then you must fulfill your duties in the future." โ
Huang Xiaowei couldn't figure out Qin Shihuang's thoughts and said, "You agreed?" โ
"Huh...... Qin Shi Huang showed his big sleeves: "The people will discuss the affairs of the hall." โ
"Hey, don't say it so nicely, what about the generals, there are only four captains left........"