Chapter 103 Go home and get a fart

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Outside the main hall of the Chu Palace, Huang Xiaowei rode a bicycle, Cao Cao rode on Huang Xiaowei's neck openly, and the unconscious Meng Tian was helped to the back seat of the bicycle by Qin Shi Huang. โ€

Huang Xiaowei pinched his teeth and said: "Oh, Brother Win, don't worry, I think Li Laosi should be waiting for me at my house now, as long as I see him, I will immediately pull him back to the Qin Dynasty." โ€

Qin Shi Huang nodded and said, "Well, okay, then you can go, and ........ Huang Xiaowei asked, "Help you bring one to Mingyue?" โ€

"Ahh The widow still wants that....... You stop me, Nima, you're not done yet, are you, Huang Xiaowei was dizzy by Qin Shi Huang's series of requests, damn, do you want to bring something back, just move a shopping mall for you.

Qin Shi Huang ignored Huang Xiaowei and continued to say everything he wanted, and when he finished speaking, half of the good guy passed.......

Qin Shihuang finished nagging, Huang Xiaowei almost fell asleep, yawned and said: "Okay, okay, I know, Brother Win, I'm in a hurry, I'll go first." โ€

Qin Shi Huang waved his hand and said, "Have a good journey, remember to come back early." โ€

Huang Xiaowei stepped on the bicycle with both feet and shouted: "Lao Tzu wants to ....... Report, King Qiqi, there is a Chu army calling for battle under the city, and a Qin soldier ran to the palace of the king of Chu in a panic and said eagerly.

Qin Shi Huang said with an unhappy face: "This little thing also bothers me, what does your general eat, don't you just ignore him." โ€

The soldier said with a bitter face: "King, we did ignore him at first, but after this person called out outside the city for a while, he rushed towards my city alone, and the general asked us to order an arrow to shoot him, but that guy was too flexible, there was not even a little gap in the sledgehammer dance in his hand, and the bow and arrow could not hurt him at all, and the northern city wall was hammered out by him." โ€

Huang Xiaowei and Qin Shi Huang heard it, damn, it's not Li Yuanba who is here, a hammer can make a gap in the city wall, who else can do it, at this time, Meng Tian also woke up from his coma, and said weakly: "Quick, take my battle armor, I'll go to the city wall to see what happened." โ€

"Ancestor, you are going to die, go and see a fart, Huang Xiaowei hurriedly pressed Meng Tian back to the car seat, but Meng Tian insisted on going, and in the end Huang Xiaowei and they could only help Meng Tian to the north city wall.

Standing on the city wall, you can clearly see that the northwest part of the north city wall has been smashed open with a large gap about five meters wide, and the soldiers on the city wall are constantly shooting arrows under the command of a deputy general.

Li Yuanba didn't want to come today, but there was no way who let him do something wrong last night, the Chu army suffered more than 60,000 casualties, and it was only in exchange for more than 10,000 corpses of the Qin army, and even the head of Meng Wu was snatched away, it was a great shame, although he also killed Li Xin, but this could not cover up Li Yuanba's fault, if it wasn't for the lack of a string in his head, he had to make a three-hammer appointment with Meng Tian in the end, and finally let Meng Tian escape.

In addition, Li Yuanba almost beat Wu Tianxi to death, Yuwen Chengdu and others added oil and vinegar, today Li Shimin almost forced him to come to Yingcheng with a sword, and asked him to smash the city gate, a shame, to be honest, Li Yuanba really has no interest in attacking the city, because it is too simple, and it is too boring, it is not as fun as watching ants come, but Li Shimin let Meng Tian go privately because of his willfulness last night, and taught him a hard lesson, and also put on a look that if you don't go today, the second brother will ignore you again, Li Yuanba had to come obediently.

On the city wall, Vice General Liu is constantly organizing soldiers to throw rolling logs and stones at Li Yuanba under the city, trying to kill him, but the sledgehammer in Li Yuanba's hand is like a protective shield that can never be broken, all the stones and crossbow arrows that can hit him are all smashed into powder when they are a foot away from him, Huang Xiaowei and others can only look at it so blankly, but they are helpless, Li Yuanba under the city has been attacked by the Qin army for so long and is also angry, with a roar, the giant hammer in his hand is thrown up on the city wall.

Boom, the middle of the north city wall was also smashed open by Li Yuanba with a hammer to open a big gap, taking advantage of the Qin army in the city when panicked, Li Yuanba bullied himself to the position of the city gate, and then waved it away, the huge city gate as high as four meters high actually had traces of shaking, Li Yuanba hammered down again, the strong city gate was actually punched out of a big hole, and at the critical moment Meng Tian commanded: "Quickly send someone to throw the rolling wood and stones in the direction of the city gate, surround me into a wall, and at the same time pour wine and rockets on it." , even if I can't burn him, I will smoke him to death. โ€

"No."

Hundreds of Qin troops leaned against the city gate with huge logs, but before Li Yuanba's more and more fierce offensive, these were simply mantis arms as a car, feeling the violent impact behind him, Qin Jun wanted to die, damn, where did this monster come from, can one person smash open the city gate?

But after about a minute, Qin Jun felt the impact behind him disappear, Li Yuanba was blocked at the city gate, and the fire behind him choked him with tears, and said: "Ahem, you guys play badly, Xiao Wang won't fight with you." โ€

Dropping this sentence, Li Yuanba smashed out a road, and immediately ran away with oil on the soles of his feet, and the Qin army on the city wall just wanted to shoot him with arrows, Meng Tian waved his hand and said: "No need to continue, it is difficult for you to shoot him, leave some bows and crossbows to deal with the attack of the Chu army." โ€

Li Yuanba left, but left two shocking wounds on the northern city wall, it is foreseeable that the next offensive of the Chu army will be much easier, they can rely on these two huge gaps to rush to the city wall, relying on the advantage of numbers and the Qin army to fight on the city wall, although Meng Tian has ordered people to repair the gap as soon as possible, but will the Chu army be so stupid to give them time to repair?

Li Yuanba retreated, and Huang Xiaowei breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Lao Meng, why don't you go home and treat your injuries first, and wait until I find Li Laosi to discuss what to do next." โ€

Meng Tian shook his head firmly and said: "No, now that General Li Xin has died in battle, if I also leave, the army's heart will definitely be unstable, then who will defend the city, I want to leave you....... Ahem, cough, cough, speaking of this, Meng Tian suddenly coughed violently, and he hurriedly covered his mouth, but the blood still flowed down his fingers.

Qin Shi Huang and Huang Xiaowei saw that Meng Tian vomited blood, and without saying a word, he directly pressed him to the back seat of the bicycle.

"Meng Jiajun is the so-called body is the capital of the revolution, listen to the widow's words, go back with Xiaowei to recuperate from his injuries first, and come back when he recovers from his injuries."

Meng Tian reluctantly showed a smile and said: "Wang, you can rest assured that the end will be very good, you see that I will give you two steps, Meng Tian just stood up from the back seat of the bicycle, and he felt that the sky was spinning in front of him, his eyes were black, and he completely fainted here, Huang Xiaowei breathed a sigh of relief: "It's good to faint, the old man of the province is rough, if Meng Tian doesn't faint by himself, just rely on his stubborn temper, it is estimated that he will not be able to go home with him even if he dies."

Huang Xiaowei rode the bicycle in one step, Cao Cao was driven down by him, the old man pitifully grabbed the back seat of the bicycle alone, anyway, after the test, as long as you grab the bicycle, you can cross, and you don't have to sit on it, and the reason why Huang Xiaowei drove Cao Cao down is mainly because the old man hasn't changed his underwear for several days, the smell is too big, and he is in a commotion.

Since coming to modern times, Cao Cao has not changed a lot of stinky problems before, for example, washing clothes, he and Liu Bei used to be the boss, underwear and underwear are naturally impossible to wash by themselves, when he used to live in Huang Xiaowei's house, Huang Xiaowei is a person with a wife, naturally don't have to worry, Huo Quzhi is very independent, all clothes are washed by himself, Qin Shihuang is also very lazy, but people have a hard-working General Meng, almost all the clothes are washed by Meng Tian, Including underwear, it is no wonder that Jiang Mingyue suspected that Meng Tian and Qin Shihuang were bent before.

When they arrived at Cao Cao and Liu Bei, they could still let Dongfang Qing help wash the underwear, the underwear was not good, at the beginning, the two old men put forward the idea of helping each other wash each other, but after only one day of washing, the two of them regretted it, damn, why should they help their rival wash his pants, although he is also helping himself to wash, but this hurdle in his heart has never been able to pass, and finally ...... The two old men were very shameless and often threw their pants into the clothes basin of Meng Tian or Huo Quai, and Huo Quzhi couldn't say anything, so they admitted it........

But now that Meng Tian is gone, Huo Quzhi is busy with his feet hitting the back of his head every day in order to do experiments, and his clothes are rarely washed, let alone theirs, so Cao Cao wore this underwear for a week, and it's good to say that it's far away, if it's close, damn, it can smoke you to death!!

Huang Xiaowei just got on the city wall, so he asked people to move the bicycle up, at this moment Cao Cao held the back seat of the bicycle, Huang Xiaowei stepped on the bicycle, beckoned to the people around him: "Qingshan does not change the flow of water, why don't you see you another day."

As soon as Huang Xiaowei's voice fell, suddenly thousands of arrows in mid-air roared in the direction of the north city wall, one of the arrows came to Huang Xiaowei's forehead, and a Qin soldier standing beside Huang Xiaowei at the critical moment saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly threw Huang Xiaowei off the bicycle, and at this time Huang Xiaowei had already said a few words that Lao Tzu wanted to cross.

Sharp arrows stuck in the tiles of the city wall, and Meng Tian Cao Cao and his bicycle disappeared in place.

Only Huang Xiaowei fell to the ground alone, staring blankly at this scene.......