"Meow meow meow (look at the mountains and seas of our old orange family)" Li Qingyun roared, angry dantian and fat belly, and jumped low and slapped a claw on the iron door.

The iron gate made a "bang", which was especially loud in the silent night.

Why not jump high? No way, too fat to jump.

The dead ghost's howl at the moon wolf suddenly stopped and looked at the door.

Again, don't try to get a good night's sleep tonight. Li Qingyun turned into a hard-working fat bee, constantly banging on the innocent and pitiful door of Saisai's house.

Patting and patting, Li Qingyun actually shot the rhythm and the pleasure, and Li Qingyun's percussion talent was revealed.

"Dead ghost, stop making trouble, I'm going to sleep." Saisai, who was accustomed to it in the house, turned over under the quilt and covered his head and continued to sleep.

The dead ghost glanced at Saisai in the bedroom, and wanted to say it wasn't me.

The dead ghost came to the door curiously, and skillfully opened the door, and was met by a thick cat's claw of the old orange family.

"Wang (it hurts)" The dead ghost covered his face and took a few steps back, looked out of the door fiercely, and immediately turned into an aggrieved expression after finding that it was Li Qingyun, a violent cat. At the same time, he was extremely weak-hearted, after all, he scolded it during the day, and at night it actually found it, what a cautious cat.

Li Qingyun retracted his claws in embarrassment, blaming the dead ghost, why did he suddenly open the door when he was shooting high. But the dead ghost is really bad, and he was caught by Saisai. Li Qingyun looked at the dead ghost with disdain.

"Meow Meow (How did you get caught?) Li Qingyun asked.

"Wow (because I'm hungry)," the dead ghost replied as a matter of course.

Who said that Erha is stupid, obviously smarter than Liang Qian.

"Meow meow (you dare to scold me during the day)" Li Qingyun subconsciously scratched the ground with his paws.

"Wangwang (no, not me)" sensed the danger, and the dead ghost denied it as he retreated.

Li Qingyun's eyes glared at the dead ghost with a fierce light, the dead ghost was definitely the kind of master who didn't go to the house for three days.

"Wangwang (you just beat me)," said the dead ghost pitifully.

Li Qingyun's movement on the ground froze

"Hoo Woo (someone bullied me for shoveling)," the dead ghost shouted at Saisai.

"Meow meow meow (don't scream a fart)" Li Qingyun ran to the dead ghost in a bit of anger and beat him severely.

"Woo (stop fighting)" the dead ghost burrowed under the table.

I looked at Sai Sai and slept as soundly as a dead pig.

"Meow meow meow (don't open the door again)" Li Qingyun finished speaking, left Saisai's house, closed the door again, and continued to knock on the door.

Every time he knocked on the door, Li Qingyun would stop and listen carefully, in case Sai Sai suddenly came out and caught him. When Saisai came out and saw no one at the door, he would feel strange, and after a few times, the strangeness turned into fear. Li Qingyun's revenge plan is so simple and crude.

The "crunch" door opened again, and Li Qingyun ran back to Hengheng's house with lightning speed and the bell ringing, and at the same time quickly closed the door crack of Hengheng's house.

After a while, Li Qingyun, who noticed that something was wrong, cautiously poked his head out, and he found that the dead ghost was looking out sneakily with his head out, not to mention how obscene his eyes were.

Li Qingyun is so angry! They told you not to open the door, but you still opened it. What if it's the bad guys? Sai Sai raised you for so long and was not killed by you, it can only be said that Sai Sai has a big fate. In fact, even if there is a thief, people will not knock on the door at night, so the dead ghost has never had a chance to show the thief the skill of opening the door. Except, of course, at Liang Qian's house.

"Meow meow meow (Didn't I say I wouldn't let you open the door?) Li Qingyun came out of Hengheng's house and glared at the dead ghost and said.

"Wangwang (I wonder who it is?) ）”

"Meow meow meow (you don't care who it is, no one is allowed to open the door in the future, do you know?) Li Qingyun raised the awareness of safety and prevention for the dead ghosts.

Wait, no, I'm here to get revenge on Saisai, how did I become a helper? Looking at the dead ghost, Li Qingyun seriously suspected that he was stupid by the dead ghost.

"Wangwang (got it)" the dead ghost agreed.

Li Qingyun continued to knock on the door after closing the door.

The dead ghost quickly opened the door, and Li Qingyun didn't even have time to escape.

Seeing that it was still a dead ghost, Li Qingyun was furious, and slapped a claw on the face of the dead ghost.

"Woo (it hurts)" the dead ghost screamed and ran back to the living room.

Li Qingyun closed the door with an angry paw and continued to knock on the door, sure to wake up Saisai and scare her.

The "crunch" door opened, and the dead ghost stretched out his head and looked at Li Qingyun cheaply.

"Wang Wang (let's continue to play)" The dead ghost was very interested, and when Li Qingyun raised his claws, the dead ghost quickly closed the door.

Li Qingyun suddenly felt a kind of humiliation of being played, and he was also played by Erha, who was known for his stupidity. It's really unbearable, and uncles and aunts can't bear it.

Glancing at the raised claws, Li Qingyun felt that it seemed very shameless to put it down like this, so he decided to continue knocking on the door.

"Crunch" didn't wait for Li Qingyun to knock on the door, the door opened again, and the dead ghost stretched out his head to look at Li Qingyun cheaply, looking like he was begging for praise.

Li Qingyun thinks how he feels that the dead ghost is underwhelmed. Hey, the world of Erha neurosis we orange cats will never understand.

Looking at the cat's paw he was holding, Li Qingyun felt even more embarrassed, and reluctantly put down his paw.

Looking at the dead ghosts who didn't have enough fun, Li Qingyun wisely gave up the idea of knocking on the door to scare the race.

Suddenly, Li Qingyun saw the computer, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, remembering an extremely crucial thing he was going to do. Li Qingyun excitedly ran into the living room and jumped on the chair, and then jumped on the computer desk. Stretch out your paw and press the power on button.

It has always been inconvenient in Liang Qian's family, but there is no such scruple in Saisai's family.

The dead ghost walked over and looked curiously at what Li Qingyun had done.

Li Qingyun stared at the screen anxiously, fortunately, Saisai's computer did not set a password. After the computer was turned on, Li Qingyun saw the sexy photos of Sai Sai on the screen, and what was even more dazzling was the 6 words of the world's first beauty next to her.

If it weren't for it, Li Qingyun couldn't wait to pick out these 6 words and step into the depths of the earth so that they would never see the light of day. I don't know that there is a price to be paid for lying!

Sure enough, those who are close to pigs are fat, those who are close to orange cats are fat, those who are close to Erha are stupid, and those who are close to cows are neurotic. can play with Liang Qian, except for himself, he is a narcissist.

Click on Baidu, and use his cat's claws to type out the words how to change from a cat to a human, Li Qingyun clicked on the search button with excitement.

Li Qingyun glanced at the dead ghost next to him with a weak heart, for fear that the dead ghost would see something abnormal. Fortunately, the dead ghost's expression has not changed, indicating that the dead ghost is illiterate.

Li Qingyun's hanging heart relaxed, not nervous, and looked at Du Niang's answer attentively with full expectation.

Answer 1: Cats are so cute, why make cats become humans, so cats are still cats? Can it still be so cute?

This is supposed to be a cat lover.

Answer 2: Turning a cat into a human is as simple as using our clothes and masks. A few images and a link to the store are attached below.

It's advertised. Li Qingyun looked at the picture below curiously, a set of sexy bikini clothes worn by cats, and the pullover turned out to be a photo of Teacher Cang.

This store is so obscene, but the cat is so sexy, it must be even more * when you wear it. But I, whether I kill the store or not, I won't wear it. This is Li Qingyun and his last stubbornness and the only remaining dignity.

Li Qingyun pondered whether to report this store, lest Liang Qian, the cat idiot, buy it and force herself to wear this outfit after seeing it.

Answer 3: When the cat is young, take care of the cat as a child, keep telling the cat that it is biological, and after a year or two when the cat grows up and is sensible, it will produce cognitive impairment and treat itself as a person.

Your sister, this method is useless. What should I do if I let Lao Tzu, a halfway monk, become a cat? Do you have to go find a human child and tell him that he is not a human, but a cat? Is it your own?

This idea seems even more useless! It has nothing to do with making yourself a person.

PS: When Xiao Tian raised oranges before, he bought him a set of bikini clothes. Hehe, it's very sexy to wear, but unfortunately the orange is worthy of the identity of the orange cat, and the fat pig can't be worn. If you want to see the photos, you can add the book book lover penguin flock 541336038