Answer 4: Go back to ancient times, turn into a tanuki, find an opportunity to replace the crown prince, and if you don't get killed by the emperor and the emperor's harem, you may become a human.

If Lao Tzu could go back to ancient times, he would have asked for the help of those immortals, and what kind of prince would he change!

Answer 5: Climb Mount Everest, live on it for 30 years, absorb the essence of the sun and moon for 30 years without freezing to death, and you should be able to cultivate into a refined human form.

Why do you want to climb Mount Everest? It's so cute, how can you bear to crawl around on it, have you asked its opinion? Ever thought about how it felt? And an unprepared one hangs on it, increasing its burden. If you can cultivate, why go to Mount Everest, can't you just find a mountain and a river?

Answer 6: Find a hypnotist to hypnotize the cat and let the cat treat itself as a human.

If there are not too many people, you can consider asking the master to hypnotize people and let them treat cats as people.

Answer 7: Some people abroad are studying head replacement surgery, and the research is successful...... Uh, I'm sorry, I guess I won't succeed until I die.

Then you also say, come on, pull this person out and chop it into fries.

Li Qingyun found that there are a lot of wonderful netizens who are idle and have nothing to do on the Internet! They must have homework or too little work.

Li Qingyun scratched his head in distress, it was really not easy to change from a cat to a human! It seems that I should start with the old witch.

Wait, since there are people like the old witch, there must be other strange people with magical powers, and I can ask them for help! But how to find them is a problem! Now there are so many fake Taoist priests and fake monks, and those who really have the ability should all practice penance in the deep mountains and Daze, and a cat who is a halfway monk goes there to find death!

Li Qingyun was even more distressed, and he tragically found that it was not so easy for him to become a human again.

"Wang (Are you alright?) The dead ghost touched Li Qingyun with his nose and asked with concern.

"Meow (it's okay)" Li Qingyun looked at the dead ghost with some emotion, he didn't expect the dead ghost to have such an intimate side.

Anyway, now that I have found Hengheng, it is already a blessing in misfortune, and as for other things, it will be solved sooner or later. Li Qingyun didn't have much hope for Du Niang, so he quickly adjusted his mentality.

Now, of course, I'm going to continue to teach Sai a bad breath. Li Qingyun looked at Sai Sai who was sleeping in the bedroom viciously.

"Wang Wang (it's okay, let's go back and play)" The dead ghost opened his mouth and bit Li Qingyun, dragged Li Qingyun off the table and ran to the door and shook his head, Li Qingyun flew out of the door and fell to the ground.

Li Qingyun was so stunned that he even forgot to get up from the ground.

Myself...... Seemingly...... Dead ghosts...... Swept out the door. The emotion in Li Qingyun's heart suddenly vanished. MD, this stupid dog is just underbeaten, and sooner or later it will be beaten into a plant dog.

When Li Qingyun got up from the ground, the dead ghost had already closed the door, and Li Qingyun hated it.

"Wang (hurry up)" The dead ghost opened the door and looked at Li Qingyun urging, and then quickly closed the door and blocked Li Qingyun's claws from the door.

Are dead ghosts really stupid? I always feel like I'm being played with by a dead ghost. Li Qingyun began to suspect that his cat was born.

Hearing the knock on the door, the dead ghost opened the door again and showed a cheap expression, and Li Qingyun quickly slapped a claw on the dead ghost's face.

"Woo (it hurts)," the dead man screamed.

Seeing that he finally hit the dead ghost, Li Qingyun's confidence in being a cat was restored.

Back in the living room, pondering how to get revenge on Saisai.

"Wang Wang, (why are you beating me?) "The dead ghost is very confused.

"Meow (shut up)" Li Qingyun glared at the dead ghost covering his face on the side.

The dead ghost looked at Li Qingyun aggrievedly, cursing Li Qingyun, the violent cat, in his heart.

Seeing the computer, it took Li Qingyun less than 0.01 seconds to think of a ghost idea, uh, it's a good idea. Li Qingyun went farther and farther on the road of depravity, and rode away.

came to the computer to search for the movie, clicked play, calculated the time, and Li Qingyun ran into the race bedroom.

Jumping on the bed, looking at the sleeping Saisai, Li Qingyun didn't have any pity, slapped out an orange cat's paw, and then jumped out of bed, ran out of the bedroom and hid under the sofa.

A moment later, Li Qingyun, who didn't hear any sound, came out from under the sofa with a strange expression on his face, and saw the dead ghost looking at him with a retarded look. As for Saisai, he sleeps the same as a pig, and the only difference with a pig is that Saisai will not be killed to eat meat during the Chinese New Year.

"Meow meow (look at a fart)" Li Qingyun yelled angrily.

The dead ghost nodded sincerely.

Li Qingyun walked towards Saisai's bedroom. Hey, that's not right! Why did the dead ghost nod?

Li Qingyun was furious, turned around and rushed towards the dead ghost, and slapped out the old orange family's five poisonous pork ribs, and the dead ghost fell to the ground mightily.

Li Qingyun, who was relieved, ran into Saisai's bedroom, saw that Saisai showed no signs of waking up, jumped on the windowsill, aimed at Saisai's stomach, and smashed it on the ...... like a meteorite that smashed the earth and smashed the cute dinosaurs to extinction Wait, why did you suddenly change your posture Saisai!

Li Qingyun, who was in mid-air, could only watch as he crashed into Saisai's chest. The dead ghost who had just entered the house was stunned when he saw this evil scene, this cat is too vicious, right?

"Ahh

Li Qingyun's face was flushed, and he ran to the living room in a panic and hid under the sofa.

"Dead ghost, what are you doing? I want to rebel! Saisai only saw the dead ghost when he opened his eyes, and naturally decided that the dead ghost was the culprit.

"Wangwang (I didn't do it)" the dead ghost looked at Sai Sai with an unconvinced face.

"You still dare to talk back, are you in arrears again?" Saisai rubbed his chest and came to the dead ghost's side, tugging at the dead ghost's ears.

The dead ghost shook his head to get rid of Saisai's groping hand, and slapped his paw on Saisai's body in disbelief.

"Ah, you dog, you're beating me again." Saisai is crazy.

The dead ghost was startled by Saisai's crazy appearance, and ran to the living room in a panic, where Saisai chased him out.

"Hey, what's the computer on?" Saisai noticed the anomaly for the first time, after all, there was no other light in the living room, only the computer was on.

Aunt Sadako no longer goes to square dance on the computer, but climbs out of the TV very cooperatively, and at the same time looks up at the screen.

"Ahh

"Without the slightest precaution, without a trace of concern, you appeared like this, in my world, bringing me surprises, and I can't help myself." At this time, with Qu Wanting's song "In My Singing" as background music, it is definitely a perfect match, but the surprise has to be changed to fright. At this critical moment, this nonsensical thought firmly occupied Li Qingyun's mind.

The dead ghost rushed under the sofa for the first time, but unfortunately ignored his huge size.

Li Qingyun looked at the stupid dead ghost and was speechless.

"Hell! Dead ghost, you are also a ghost, maybe even more terrible than her, come and protect me! Saisai raised his eyes and saw only a living thing of the dead ghost, so he said imaginatively.

The dead ghost who was pouting his ass and longing for the bottom of the sofa didn't look at Sai Sai who was trembling on the side when he heard it, and quickly ran into the bedroom. A dragon swings its tail and closes the bedroom door shut, and the action is so handsome that it can be done in one go.

Saisai looked at the dead ghost in amazement, as if he had reacquainted himself with the dead ghost.

If the dead ghost can be relied on, the sow can not only climb the tree, but also make the tree pregnant. Li Qingyun's perception of dead ghosts is still very accurate.

"Open the door and let me in." Sai ran to the bedroom door, found that the door could not be opened, and knocked desperately.

After all, even if the dead ghost is a dog, it's better to be alone. Therefore, the ostrich mentally wanted to run into the bedroom.

It's a pity that the door didn't open.

Haha, dead ghost, well done. Li Qingyun gave 36 likes to the dead ghost in his heart.

"Ahh

"Ah, Mom, don't come here." Saisai screamed in fright and ran out the door.

Okay,Let you take revenge on Ben Meow Now you know how powerful Ben Meow is.。

Wait, no. Li Qingyun's face suddenly changed.