"That..... Mother..... Mother..... Oh, Mom. ”

Huang Xiaowei was so scared that he was so scared that he stumbled when he spoke, but fortunately, his cousin Li Xiaoyan hurriedly came up to help with the round and said, "Auntie, look if your food is mushy, how can I smell a mushy smell?" ”

Huang Xiaowei glared at Li Xiaoyan fuckingly, looked at Huang Xiaowei for a long time, and finally took the bent frying spoon in his hand and compared Huang Xiaowei with a good meal, and put on a mouth shape that you are waiting for the old lady, and then walked back to the kitchen.

Li Xiaoyan looked at her cousin's dress and the group of people she brought behind her, and walked to Huang Xiaowei's side and said helplessly: "Brother, you are really good at dying, I think that no matter whether you get married in the future or not, your sister and I will inevitably give you a share." ”

Huang Xiaowei was puzzled: "Why? ”

Li Xiaoyan glanced at him, "You have to do white things when you say this, can I still give you a share of my sister when I am a sister?" ”

“......... You curse me to death, but I see that I am also fast," Suddenly Huang Xiaowei turned his head and smiled: "Hehe, cousin, why don't we discuss something?" ”

Looking at Huang Xiaowei's ill-intentioned look, Li Xiaoyan knew that there was nothing good, "Just say it, anyway, you can do anything except help you persuade your aunt......."

Huang Xiaowei sighed and said: "Then forget it, why don't you urge your aunt and uncle to find a partner, my parents can't learn from the old couple." ”

Li Xiaoyan glanced at him and said, "Am I the same as you, do you see that your sister and I are worried about marrying?" ”

Looking at Li Xiaoyan's graceful figure, Huang Xiaowei sighed: "Don't worry, hey, sister, what is the style of the dinosaur sister this time, Zhu Bajie is still a child of a mole?" ”

Li Xiaoyan snorted and said: "This time it's not as exaggerated as you said, people are just sitting at the dinner table, let's go and see for yourself, but....... You're still a little mentally prepared. ”

Yes, as soon as I heard this, Huang Xiaowei knew that this time it was still a dinosaur girl, anyway, Huang Xiaowei never had much hope for his parents' aesthetics.

Huang Xiaowei walked towards the dining table, Qin Shi Huang and they had already taken their seats under his father's arrangement, and at this moment, a black thing suddenly broke into Huang Xiaowei's sight.

He rubbed his eyes, and when he looked carefully at the black object, Huang Xiaowei's eyes almost popped out, it turned out to be a person!

I saw the lump of ..... Belch..... The guy who was not dark and could barely recognize the appearance of a person, at this moment looked at Meng Tian sitting next to him and smiled brightly, a pair of big white teeth looked particularly dazzling on that black face, Meng Tian was stared at by her uncomfortable, and reluctantly turned his head and smiled at her.

It doesn't matter if you laugh, the black guy immediately grabbed Meng Tian's big hand and said, "You are Huang Xiaowei, you look so handsome, I thought you were a sissy when I looked at your photos before." ”

Huang Xiaowei couldn't bear it when he heard this, but he still felt that it was better to stay away from the black Xiang, and saw Meng Tianle at the dinner table and said: "Brother Tai, you recognize the wrong person, I am not Huang Xiaowei." ”

Brother Tai ......

Huang Xiaowei and Li Xiaoyan were having fun on the side, not to mention that Heixiang, who was tall and big, although she had long hair, but they were also long-haired, plus she was so dark, it was not surprising that she was mistaken for a man.

On the other hand, the group of black Xiang actually pouted angrily, and said cutely: "It's really annoying, what are you pretending, is this cheap style still popular?" ”

Oops, I'm blind, Huang Xiaowei has goosebumps on his body, and he pushed Li Xiaoyan, who was gloating on the side, and said: "Sister, what's the way this black Xiang came from, why don't you have to go on a blind date first, and you will be led by your parents directly?" ”

Li Xiaoyan said: "I heard my uncle-in-law say that it seems to be the child of his former classmates, who was a peacekeeper in the Congo in Africa, and stayed there for five years before returning home. ”

Huang Xiaowei touched his chin and said, "Sliver, forget it, don't say she looks like this, no matter how good-looking she is, I don't want to find a policeman as my wife." ”

"And what kind of one are you looking for?"

"Female model, actress, simply put, Bai Fumei."

Li Xiaoyan stroked her hair lightly and said, "Do you want my sister and me to be your wife?" ”

Huang Xiaowei glanced at her and said, "When will you pay off the money you owe to your aunt, but I estimate that you will be enough in this life." ”

Li Xiaoyan was about to beat Huang Xiaowei, Huang Xiaowei hurriedly begged for mercy, Li Xiaoyan then asked: "Where did those people come from, last time I went to your house and saw that, how stupid are they?" ”

If Qin Shi Huang is stupid, is there still a smart person in this world?

Huang Xiaowei teased his cousin; "Sister, my buddy looks good, you two are everywhere?"

Li Xiaoyan didn't think about it and said, "Come on, it's not my dish." ”

Huang Xiaowei made a sudden realization, "Don't worry, my buddy is definitely doing a good job." ”

Li Xiaoyan kicked Huang Xiaowei's ass with a gesture, so frightened that Huang Xiaowei ran away with a snort, and honestly sat down on the edge of the dinner table.

Huang Xiaowei and Li Xiaoyan belong to the kind of people who have grown up with bare butts since childhood, in his words, who doesn't know whom, it's not that they haven't seen it, of course, they must have never seen it when they grow up, so these two people often make some of these yellow jokes.

As soon as Huang Xiaowei sat down, his father kicked the stool and whispered, "Go and sit with Xiao Wu." ”

Huang Xiaowei glanced at the black Xiang, finally closed his eyes and gritted his teeth, and crossed a famous sentence in front of his eyes, the Buddha said: "I am not as good as hell who goes to hell," and a series of heroic images such as Dong Cunrui, Huang Jiguang, Qiu Shaoyun, etc., then took a deep breath and sat down.

That tuo Heixiang looked at Huang Xiaowei and said, "You are Huang Xiaowei, you look quite handsome, you can also call me Xiaodi." ”

Huang Xiaowei felt disgusting in his heart, and said in his heart, eldest sister, you are as black as Ao Guanhai and his own father, selling a cute fart.

Although he thought so in his heart, Huang Xiaowei still replied copingly, "Aoao, Xiaodi is good, Xiaodi is good, wait a while....... Your name is Wu Di? ”

Wu Di nodded.

Huang Xiaowei thought in his heart, he looked really invincible.......

At this time, Huang Xiaowei carefully looked at the daughter of this African black uncle, and couldn't help but be surprised, in fact, if you don't look at your skin color, she looks okay.

The eyes are not small, and the face shape also belongs to the kind that is thinner than thin, that is, the physique is a little too strong, and Huang Xiaowei is two.......

After ten minutes, after Huang Xiaowei fried the last dish, the family ....... A group of people came to the table to eat

Huang Xiaowei glanced at Huang Xiaowei with a nose and eyes not eyes, and then pointed at his father and said, "What are you doing in a daze, bring the red wine." ”

Huang Xiaowei and his father hurriedly got up, "Yes, yes, you see I forgot about it, but this bottle is not enough, so many people, and then his father looked at Cao Cao and asked, "Does this old brother drink?" ”

Cao Cao originally pretended to be dumb according to Huang Xiaowei's orders, but everyone asked, so he couldn't help but speak, glanced at Huang Xiaowei and found that he didn't show anything, so he had to say: "Just have a few drinks." ”

Huang Xiaowei and his father were stunned by Cao Cao's answer, and then hurriedly went to the wine cabinet to get the wine.

Huang Xiaowei pulled out the stool and sat down, glanced at the big table of people, didn't say anything, and then looked at Wu Di and said with a smile: "Xiaodi, I don't know what you like to eat, Auntie just made two dishes casually, don't mind." ”

Huang Xiaowei glanced at the nearly twenty dishes on the table and was speechless, this is still called casual, usually when he goes home, he sometimes eats leftovers with cold steamed buns, just like that, his mouth is still broken.

"Eat, eat, eat, know how to eat all day long, why don't you die of biang, eat slowly, I don't know how to drink saliva, it's really bad luck for me to give birth to such a starving ghost like you!"

Huang Xiaowei's father took a bottle of red wine and two bottles of white wine, the men all poured all the liquor, and the women and Huang Xiaowei drank red wine.

It's not that Huang Xiaowei can't drink, but the wine quality of this product is so bad that you can't even imagine it, you don't need to drink it, you can lick it and shout everywhere about accepting Pan Shiyi as a junior brother back then......

Huang Xiaowei's father raised his glass and said, "That, welcome Xiaodi to our house for the first time, there's nothing to say, young people should start a family as soon as possible." ”

Huang Xiaowei: "....... You don't have anything to say, I think I'm going to tell Ming'er to hurry up and go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate with this piece of Heixiang next to him," but Huang Xiaowei can only think about it in his heart, if he really says it, it is estimated that he will die so much that there is no bone and scum left."

Here, Liu Bei, Cao Cao, and Meng Tian gasped as soon as they drank their wine, "Good wine, sweet and spicy, it's very good." ”

Huang Xiaowei's father looked at Meng Tian and Qin Shihuang and said, "Xiaowei, why don't you introduce these two classmates." ”

Huang Xiaowei was eating heavily, and when he heard his father's words, he was stupid for a moment, then wiped the rice from his mouth and said, "Ao, Dad, let me introduce you, this is called Mengdi, and the one next to me is called ...... What the hell is it called......."

Huang Xiaowei looked at Qin Shi Huang and pondered for a long time, and finally slapped the table: "Ao, by the way, his name is Ying Zhengzheng!" ”

The dish in Qin Shi Huang's mouth squirted out at that time......