Qin Shi Huang was lying on the sofa and shouted at Huang Xiaowei: "Xiaowei, are you going out to eat today?" ”

Huang Xiaowei hurriedly ran to Qin Shi Huang, and said with a smile on his face: "Brother Win, do you think this is good, I'll buy you a few boxes of instant noodles, why don't you deal with it overnight, and when I send the manuscript fee in a few days, I'll invite you out to the restaurant, okay?" ”

Qin Shi Huang made a good look and said: "I don't care about instant noodles, after all, it is much better than what I used to eat, but I heard on TV that it is convenient to eat for a long time, and my health is not good." ”

Qin Shi Huang's face turned yang: "Besides, don't you have a banquet tonight, take us there, anyway, we will eat at that time, it won't be in your way." ”

When Huang Xiaowei heard this, he didn't feel anything at first, but after a while, an inspiration suddenly flashed in his mind, yes, why didn't he take them there, what a good opportunity to destroy the blind date?

Huang Xiaowei's brain was running quickly, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that this matter was reliable.

Tell me whose blind date dinner table, the man also led a group of indiscriminate people to eat and drink, who is not annoying?

At that time, as long as he, Huang Xiaowei, behaves in front of the dinosaur sister to attract hatred, so that the dinosaur sister is completely disappointed in him, basically this blind date will be over.

The most important thing is that he led Qin Shi Huang and them home, which parents can't scold him in front of their friends even if they are angry, right?

Well, this plan is very good, Huang Xiaowei was so happy to understand this, patted Qin Shihuang on the shoulder and said: "Brother Win, with you, okay, it's decided, let you taste my father's craftsmanship tonight." ”

After speaking, Huang Xiaowei rubbed his hands and whispered: "Absolutely, it's amazing, leading such a group of indiscriminate people home, it's ......"

Before Huang Xiaowei finished speaking, he saw Qin Shi Huang Meng Tian and Cao Cao Liu Bei, who had just come out of his house, all looking at him expressionlessly and said, "Who do you say is not three-hundred-and-four?" ”

Huang Xiaowei looked at the heroes and heroes, and showed an expression that was more ugly than crying when he laughed..........

...........

As soon as five o'clock arrived, Huang Xiaowei carefully cleaned up Liu Bei and Cao Cao, and then found a sunhat for each of them to wear, otherwise their hair would be too conspicuous.

Before going out, Huang Xiaowei said solemnly: "When you arrive at the place in a while, you will remember a sentence that you should eat and drink, simply put, treat yourself as a dumb person, don't talk to others, otherwise you will be regarded as a madman." ”

Cao Cao said with some disdain: "Who dares to treat Lone as a madman?" ”

Huang Xiaowei glanced at him and said, "Qin Shi Huang standing next to you has changed his name, is it possible that you think you are better than him?" ”

Cao Cao frowned when he heard this, and said in a deep voice: "It's me who is abrupt." ”

"Don't mind that old Cao, just imagine, before you came here, someone suddenly stood in front of you and told you that he was Qin Shi Huang, how would you react?"

Cao Cao waved his hand and said, "Okay, I'm not stupid to know what you mean, let's go, I'm really hungry." ”

Huang Xiaowei nodded with satisfaction, just about to go out, and then looked at Cao Cao and suddenly remembered something, and said to Cao Cao threateningly: "I warn you, don't beat my mother's idea!" ”

This can't help but worry Huang Xiaowei, Cao Cao is a well-known person, wife, control, but you have to be careful.

Cao Cao's cheeks twitched unnaturally when he heard this, while Liu Bei said with a gloating expression: "Cao Apu, Cao Apu, look at your notoriety." ”

Cao Cao retorted unceremoniously: "Hmph, that's better than you, a hypocrite of hypocrisy and righteousness." ”

"I'm a hypocrite, so what are you, for a woman, I broke my own general and eldest son, and even my original partner left you, I, Liu Bei, am indeed inferior to you."

"Liu Da'er, you deceive people too much!"

The battle of Wancheng is undeniable, it is a sore spot in the heart of Cao Cao's old traitorous ambition, which battle is because he covets the beauty of Aunt Zhang Xiu, which led to the death of his tiger general Dian Wei and his eldest son Cao Ang respectively, and even his own wife Ding scolded him, and finally he was driven back to his parents' house in a fit of anger.

Cao Cao sent people to invite her back many times, but Ding ignored her.

Now Cao Cao was touched by Liu Bei in the sore spot, and he was furious at the moment, and he stretched out his hand to beat Liu Bei, Liu Bei was not afraid of him, and he was about to do it again when he saw these two people.

Huang Xiaowei's head hurts, how did he get these two ancestors back, and now he sees how pleasing Meng Tian is.

Huang Xiaowei hurriedly separated the two old men, and said in the tone of an elder scolding the juniors: "It's endless, isn't it, Liu Bei didn't say you, you think you're good, I'll ask you, what was you like when you were beaten by Lao Cao in the early days, and to be honest, if you didn't have Zhuge Liang, would you have already braided?" ”

Cao Cao said angrily on the side: "Don't talk about Zhuge Villager, if he Liu Bei didn't have Xu Yuanzhi, I'm afraid he would have died under the sword of my brother Cao Ren." ”

Huang Xiaowei interrupted: "Hey, don't brag, other people's subordinates are still related to Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun, and they won't hang up so soon." ”

Liu Bei listened to Huang Xiaowei's words, and couldn't help but think of the first half of his life, and was speechless for a while.

Huang Xiaowei said: "Okay, I won't say anything else, you two think for yourself, anyway, Lao Liu, I'll just ask you a word, did you order the whole family of Che Zhou to be killed, and just to unilaterally vent your anger?" ”

Hearing Huang Xiaowei mention the car, Liu Bei's face changed slightly, and he said: "If a person is not a sage, he is not a sage, and he was a gaffe just now." ”

Huang Xiaowei saw that the internal contradictions had finally been resolved, and carefully told them all kinds of precautions, so he dared to take Qin Shihuang and his party back to his parents' house.

..........

Fifteen minutes later, a taxi pulled up at the door of an upscale neighborhood, and you might not imagine that the five of them were crammed into a taxi.

The reason is very simple, if one of these four leaves Huang Xiaowei's sight, then something will happen, of course, this is also indispensable to his saving taxi money, and he squeezed and muttered all the way to the place.

After getting out of the car and giving the money, the taxi driver looked at the backs of the five people and exclaimed: "There are people in the country who have come out.......

When Huang Xiaowei's parents arrived, Huang Xiaowei stood in the corridor and knocked on the door twice, Huang Xiaowei and his father heard this, and hurriedly walked over from the living room to open the door, muttering, "Why did this dead boy come back," but he kept a smile on his face.

If nothing else, if this meal is ready, his son's major affairs should be decided, then he will not be far from holding his grandson.

But when Huang Xiaowei and his father opened the door and saw Huang Xiaowei's cheap smile, the old man immediately took away the smile on his face.

Damn, he asked Xiao Yanqian to tell this kid to clean up, but fortunately he didn't listen to it at all, right, his hair was messy, his clothes were still smelly, he was still wearing slippers on his feet, and if he was holding a cigarette in his mouth, it would be no different from a second-rate person downstairs.

Huang Xiaowei and his father just wanted to teach Huang Xiaowei a lesson, when he saw Qin Shihuang and others with a pestle behind him, and the old man was stupid at that time.

Huang Xiaowei seized the opportunity and said: "That Dad, these are my classmates who came to see me, why don't you have dinner today, I'll bring it back, don't bother, if it's troublesome, I'll let them go now." ”

Huang Xiaowei and his father listened to Huang Xiaowei's words, and hated it so much that the roots of his teeth itched, everyone is here, you ask me if it is troublesome, even if it is troublesome, can I still drive them away, this kid, he is settling accounts with him when he turns around.

Huang Xiaowei's father put on a smiling face and said: "What do you say, the person who comes is a guest, please inside, please inside." ”

Huang Xiaowei also smiled, knowing that it was okay, and then pulled Qin Shihuang and said, "Call uncle." ”

Qin Shi Huang Meng Tian hurriedly nodded and said, "Uncle," Liu Bei and Cao Cao, who were behind the incident, also said together: "Uncle." ”

This scared Huang Xiaowei and his father a lot, Liu Bei and Cao Cao looked a lot older than him, how could they still call themselves uncles.

Huang Xiaowei was also chuckled in his heart, but he couldn't care so much, so he quickly pulled Cao Cao and them into the house.

Huang Xiaowei's mother heard that her son was back, and walked out from the kitchen wearing an apron and holding a frying spoon, but when she saw her son's dress and Qin Shihuang's messy people, the anger in her heart burned.

Huang Xiaowei was directing Qin Shi Huang and them to change their slippers, and suddenly felt a chill behind him.

It's not good, it's murderous!

Huang Xiaowei turned his head and saw his mother, and just wanted to wave his hand to say hello or something, but in his eyes, the frying spoon in his mother's hand was actually bent by five fingers little by little......

Huang Xiaowei looked at his mother in a state of rage and swallowed involuntarily........

----------------------------------------- Divide - ask for some fucking support for Huang Xiaowei who bends the frying spoon with one hand, I say it's not too much, one-arm bending the frying spoon, anyway, I can't, if you think you can, then don't support me, by the way, I found that there is one more reader since the sky, don't look at what others say is you, hurry up, borrow a few flowers from Xiaowei and me to support a scene, do you say I'm shameless, it's okay, As the saying goes, there is such a thing as a face........ What do you want him to do!!