Chapter 6 Ah Zhen falls in love with Ah Qiang
A small card that anyone who has ever stayed in a hotel has seen, but the content on this little card is very special. It's not the usual sexy flight attendant, spicy teacher, or black silk white-collar lady, but:
Assassinate the most vicious people and embark on the road to riches. The Great Sword Office will solve everything for you, and you won't be charged if you don't do it well.
Contact: The Chicken of the Chickens, the Chicken Boss. Phone: 13xxxxxxxxx.
Looking at the small card in front of him, Sean was not surprised. Whether it is him, Ah Qi or Dabao, after renting two stores, he has long run out of money.
I thought I would earn some money by being an assassin and doing some part-time work during the day. He and Ah Qi's first action failed, and the commission money naturally couldn't be obtained.
According to Dabao, if it weren't for his painstaking persuasion, they would have to pay a large amount of liquidated damages.
"I didn't enjoy red wine and cigars, but I did a lot of things for the two of you to wipe your butts every day."
Dabao said.
Dabao is a blue-feathered chicken, a blue-feathered chicken that can talk and has ideals and aspirations.
This has been understood since Sean met Dabao.
Animals can talk, and apart from being different from humans, Dabao is not much different from ordinary people.
Sean thinks that all the animals in this world are like Dabao and can speak.
It was only when he settled on the island of peace that he realized he was wrong.
Dabao may be an example.
is like Xiao Fei, who Dabao often carries with him, that is, the round little chick, he can't speak.
However, the idea that the animals here can't speak, except for Dabao, is wrong.
At the table sat a small dog with three fires on his head and only the size of a palm, sticking out his tongue and wagging his tail a little excitedly.
"Wang, boss, can't you take this business?! Wang, I've brought out all my net worth, don't let me down. ”
The dog, so he said.
Originally, as long as the customers had troublesome business, they would not refuse.
That's what the Noprom store is all about.
Sean looked at the card handed over by the dog, and didn't complain that Dabao was really too unpresentable to do things, which made him and Ah Qi, two promising rookie assassins, look like doing something unseemly.
Sean: "Your name is Wang's madness?" ”
The dog whined, "Wang, our dog's surname is Wang, so my name is Wang!" Wang, I forgot to say, I'm still a singer. Boss, do you want to hear about it? ”
"No... No need. Sean looked down at the form that the dog had filled out, which had specific things to work out and some of the guest's fetishes.
After all, to be honest, both the Assassin profession and the essence of Noprom's shop can be summed up in the service industry.
Someone pays, I kill; Someone pays, and I solve the trouble; Someone pays, and I walk in the dark.
The guest gives the money, and Sean does the work.
One out, one in, equivalent exchange.
Just like an ordinary businessman, as long as the value of the commodity is equal in the hearts of both parties, it is a qualified transaction.
The dog's commission is simple, but a little troublesome.
At least, Sean didn't understand why the dog had to run away from home and find a secret place to spend a month.
There was also a side request, which was to find a part-time job for a month so that she would not starve to death when she ran away from home.
Looking for a job?
A dog the size of Sean's palm, even if he goes to work as a waiter, the restaurant owner is careful that this employee will not be accidentally trampled to death by a guest who eats.
Somewhat troublesome.
Sean asked: "You said that you are a singer, why don't I arrange a concert for you, and it is estimated that you can earn enough for a month's living expenses at one time." It's been a long time since an artist has come to perform on Heping Island, and I think if the scene is hot, I can earn back half a year's living expenses. ”
Sean asked tentatively. The main thing is that he is not sure how Wang Mad's singing skills are. Some people sing like a natural sound, and some people sing like an assassin, an assassin who kills with his voice.
Sean never sang in public, he was afraid of hurting the innocent.
This can be regarded as self-knowledge.
"Wang, don't! I don't want a concert! I don't want my big brother to find out, he's going to catch me, Wang. ”
Eldest brother? Sean stopped thinking and said to Wang, "Please tell your story." Declare in advance that I am not a family member of a gossip family, and even if the client is a dog, I will not gossip. Now that we are all advocating for equality, feel free to tell your story. Only by understanding your affairs, can we provide you with services according to the actual situation, in this regard, our Noprom shop is professional, everything is Noprom. ”
Sean smiled and made a gesture that I was listening to it.
"So...... You chose to run away from home because your eldest brother and sister-in-law quarreled until they separated, and you couldn't stand the atmosphere at home? ”
"Wang, yes. I really don't know what the eldest brother is for, I said at the beginning that the sister-in-law is not suitable for him. Wang, he still murdered me. Can you imagine? Big brother turned out to be a cute dog. When I accepted my sister-in-law, he was fine, and he said that he would break up. Wang Wang, you can divide it if you say it, and he borrows wine all day long to kill his sorrows, I really can't stand him...... Barking. ”
The commission is already simple and straightforward.
A child who lives with his eldest brother chooses to run away from home because he can't stand the quarrels between his eldest brother and sister-in-law.
Sean will not judge whether this is right or wrong, because he only has one thing to do.
"Well, Wang, crazy. I have accepted your commission. And I also thought about what kind of work I would arrange for you. ”
"Wang, boss, you are so good, what kind of work are you!"
Touching the dog's head, Sean smiled and said, "Are you willing to stay with me for a month's short-term job?" ”
The dog tilted his head, "Wang? ”
Ah Zhen falls in love with Ah Keung, which is not something worth looking at differently.
Only, the love story of Big Brother Wang made Sean laugh.
He was a professional, professional assassin, professional owner of the small Noprom shop, and under normal circumstances, he would not laugh unless he couldn't help it.
Dabao's family has one more diner, and thanks to the large order and 300,000 commissions he received with Sean, the family's life has improved.
At least, although the fixed money is not enough for next month's rent, there is no need to be poor for food and drink, and there is no need to live a hard life of one steamed bun per person a day.
Wang Madness lay on the table excitedly, arrogantly commanding Sean and Ah Qi to serve the meal.
Dabao: "So, your store is finally open?" ”
Sean proudly stretched out two fingers and gestured, "Two orders in a row, I'll introduce you to you." This dog is my client, called Wang Mad. In the future, we will call her a dog, after all, she is a runaway from home and does not want to be discovered by the family. ”
Dabao nodded thoughtfully, stretched out his wings to tease the dog, and then let out another scream.
"Wang, don't touch Wang... The dog's head, bite yours, Wang! ”
Dabao covered the chicken wings, and said with a somewhat distorted expression: "If you don't let you touch it, just say it, bite what to bite." Do you know that I am the king of chickens, chicken bosses! ”
The dog shook his head, "I don't know, I've never heard of it." Wang, Sean, I'm hungry. When can I eat? ”
"Right away."
Four dishes and one soup are served.
The dog sniffed it, and the harazi flowed out.
Before she could react, an afterimage appeared on the table.
Three seconds, and the afterimage lasted for three seconds.
Except for the dog, everyone else wiped their mouths and left the dinner table.
"Dog, we're done. You eat slowly, remember, the slowest person washes the dishes. Well, that's all. ”
Dog: ""
"Out on a mission?"
After a full hiccups, Sean saw Ah Qi put on his hat and understood that Dabao had found him another task.
"Hmm."
"Go early and come back early, remember to complete the task, and don't let Dabao make trouble all night."
"Okay, I'm the seventh master who is one of the top 100 assassins in the world before the target, Sean, don't worry."
Waving goodbye, Sean looked at the starry sky.
This is an ordinary assassin who begs for a living.
As long as you have a task, you must set off at any time to complete the task you have taken.
"Top 100 assassins? Who knows when you'll be able to do these little tasks? What do you say, Dabao, is there a way to go faster? ”
"Kill a top 100 assassin and take his place."
"Sounds good."