Chapter 5 The First Big Business
Is it? An old woman who likes to take advantage of others, and an old woman who will blackmail for small profits. It's hard to guess who the client is! ”
Sean wrote down everything he saw with Grandma Liu in his notebook.
Although this old man is not a big evil, he has done many things that make people hate her.
What blackmailed Huang Mao, when bargaining in the vegetable market, secretly took a few handfuls of green onions. Or stand near the basketball court and watch people play, while others are not paying attention, empty the mineral water bottle with half a bottle of water, crumple it up and put it in your shopping bag.
And so on, this is Grandma Liu's daily life.
Sean had never been an assassin before, and he was very attentive to his first mission. It's like he's never eaten pork and he's seen a pig run, and he's also a guy who's seen an Assassin movie.
I still understand what an assassin looks like. Coupled with the "Nine Lessons to Teach You to Become an Assassin" brought by Dabao, Sean can be regarded as entering the door.
Benefiting others and self-interest is something that everyone will do.
It's common to be like half of Mrs. Liu, as long as she has the opportunity, she will take advantage.
As the saying goes, if you don't take advantage, you have suffered a loss.
It's very appropriate to describe her in this way.
Sean closed his notes and looked down, looking at Mrs. Liu, who was chatting hotly with young people with strange hairstyles at the gate of the violent elementary school.
It's time to do it, and if you kill her before school, there's still plenty of time for the people involved to deal with the scene before the kids get to see the bloody side.
Taking out the giba egg, Sean thought for a while, he didn't have a suitable weapon.
Unlike Ah Qi, who can play with a pair of scissors, he only has an old iron sword.
Iron swords are not suitable for assassination, as they are too long and can easily expose themselves.
"This is worthy of an assassin ranked 18,066, and he can't even get a decent weapon."
Smiling self-deprecatingly, Sean slammed the Variety Giba egg to the ground.
The white smoke enveloped him, and then flew into the sky.
It's a strange feeling.
Sean, who has become an eagle, can feel that his hands and feet are still in human form, and when he flapps his wings hard, he can fly into the sky like an eagle in his impression.
Hovering in the sky, looking at Mrs. Liu, feeling the updraft.
Opportunity!
Following the current, Sean swooped down, getting faster and faster.
Target, Mrs. Liu.
The eagle's sharp beak, as long as it pokes and penetrates Mrs. Liu's head, or cuts the old lady's artery, it will steadily take the target's life.
Back at the Big Sword Barbershop, Sean hears an argument coming from the rooftop.
Are you back?
Sighing and touching the tip of his nose, he didn't know how to explain to Dabao in a fight.
It's a blessing or a curse, or let's just say it.
"Hey, Dabao, I have something to tell you...... It's so noisy, what are you going to do! ”
Cover your ears, Sean
Exclaimed impatiently.
At this time, one person and one chicken on the rooftop were in a fierce quarrel.
Dabao: "You can fail such a simple task, you know how much effort I put into choosing this task!" If it weren't for saving money to restore your memory, how would I drink dew when I'm thirsty and eat grasshoppers when I'm hungry! You also think about it a little too much, and the five thousand stuffiness you got was thrown away by you. Oh my God, if Sean fails, we won't even be able to pay next month's rent. ”
Ah Qi: "Be quiet." If I fail once, I will succeed next time. ”
"Dabao ......"
"It's you, Sean. What do you look on, don't tell me you didn't kill that old woman. ”
"Hmm!"
One person and one steamed bun, Sean and Ah Qi laughed bitterly, and laughed again.
Sean: "Ah Qi really has you, let you cut the bride's hair, but I didn't expect you to give the groom a bald haircut." Hahaha, you're such a talent. ”
Ah Qi touched his head, "You're different." asked you to kill the old woman, and you were kind enough to help her carry the food and send her back. I really don't know if you went to assassinate or be a bodyguard. ”
Sean: "Each other. ”
Ah Qi: "Each other." ”
As Dabao said. They don't have much money, and the store they are now using to hide their identity as assassins is also Dabao's spending of his savings, which can be regarded as his early investment in Sean and Ah Qi.
To be honest, Sean was a little uncomfortable with life as an assassin.
Only take the task, do not ask anything else.
That Mrs. Liu is not a simple old woman.
Sean's self-righteous attack was blocked by the old woman's anger.
God knows, an old woman is still a hidden master.
After the first miss, Sean escaped, away from the old woman.
Afterwards......
Looking at the night sky, Sean couldn't figure out how the person who hired the assassin to kill the old lady turned out to be the old lady's own son.
What is this!
Dissatisfaction, helplessness, or jealousy of ordinary people.
Fragmentary memories, Sean can't even remember his biological parents, let alone whether he has a lover or a friend.
A man with a happy family would want someone else to kill his mother.
When Sean learns this, he gives up the assassination.
"I'm not fit to be an assassin."
"Sean, what did you say?"
"Nothing."
"The remaining half of the steamed bun, will you eat it?"
"You can eat."
"Okay."
Ah Qi is happily fighting with steamed buns. Sean didn't know who Ah Qi was before, but when Ah Qi was revived by the divine doctor found by Dabao, he became the current Ah Qi.
Simple, somewhat silly man.
Sean: "Ah Qi, why do you want to get back your old memories?" Life now
Are you not satisfied? ”
"Hmmmm"
"If you eat slowly, it's just half a steamed bun, and I won't rob you. Let's answer when you're done. ”
Half a bottle of water, just steamed buns, dinner is settled.
Ah Qi: "I want to know what kind of person I used to be. ”
Sean: "Oh, that's right. ”
Ah Qi: "I've told my reasons, Sean, you can also tell me your reasons." You see, you still remember your name, and after you and Dabao found me, I didn't know what my name was. ”
Sean nodded, "I know that." There is a sign on your body with the word 'seven' on it, and Dabao will call you Ah Qi. ”
Ah Qi: "That's right. If I get my memory back, maybe I used to be called Qiyuetian or Qiaotian, and this name is domineering. ”
Hehehe, you are not the hero of the invincible stream, how can you call this name.
Sean replied perfunctorily, "Okay, let's think about how to save money first." Again, on this island, you won't make more money as an Assassin than you would from selling offal. ”
Ah Qi: "No, I believe in Dabao. By the way, Sean, you haven't answered my question yet! ”
Sean glanced at Ah Qi and thought for a moment, "Secret! ”
The days that followed were very monotonous.
Sean also realized that the original assassin's mission was not entirely to assassinate.
Sometimes, there are also protection-type tasks.
For example, Aunt Wang, the neighborhood committee on Heping Island, asked Ah Qi to kill a man who was collecting girls' underwear, on the grounds that Heping Island could not accommodate men with dirty thoughts.
At the same time, Sean is also tasked with protecting a man with a special fetish, as well as all his collectibles.
It wasn't until Ah Qi found the target with scissors and faced Sean, who was protecting the special fetish man, that the two found out that this was an oolong.
Since then, Sean has devoted himself to running the small Noprom shop, rarely doing assassin missions.
Some people will hire assassins to kill people for trivial things, some people will want to kill each other because of a misunderstanding, and some people will feel that they will not live long, so they hire assassins to kill themselves.
For all kinds of strange reasons, Sean always feels that he is not perverted enough to do this profession.
Ah Qi was still under the leadership of Dabao, and he worked tirelessly on the mission of the assassin.
Half a month after the opening of the Noprom store, it finally ushered in its first business, and it was a big business.
"Guest, do you need to know about the situation on Peace Island?"
"That's right, no matter how big or small, I need to know everything."
"Well, if you want to know the topography of Peace Island, I can get you a detailed map in half a day. However, your demands are a bit high, and it is a lot of work to investigate which people on the island are stronger and weaker. I'm not saying I can't do this job, look at the price......"
"Three hundred thousand!"
"Guest, atmosphere!"