Diablo's Destruction Miè Chapter 440 Hero

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Outside the door. The two heads probed their heads and peeked through the crack in the door.

"It's always a feeling. Brother Wu's current appearance seems a little strange. ”

It looks like it has completely fallen into a state of blackening. Someone pounding some powder in a bowl. Linya looked worried.

"Meow!!"

I saw someone suddenly pull out a mushroom. Throw into a bowl. Pounding desperately. Finney let out a soft, grieving cry.

"Cousin. It's more terrible than flat! ”

"What's that?"

Linya though erudite. But the psychedelic mushrooms of Kurast are already very rare. Adventurers also tend to pick fewer mushrooms. So. Except for Finney and a few people around me. I'm afraid few really know. At least I don't see any of it in Kane's book.

Say no to the name psychedelic mushroom. Or did Finney take it without permission?

"That's ......"

Finney shook her head. There was a look of fear in his dark eyes.

"Who?"

No matter how focused you are. There were two kittens chirping outside the door. I can't think of it as if I didn't stop.

The door slammed open. Linya and Finney walked in one after another.

"That's right. Brother Wu. What about artifacts. Wu Da is the one who is destined? ”

Catch Linya. Like a cowering kitten. His face was red. I don't know what to say. And when she subconsciously said this. I regretted it immediately.

I'm such a clumsy idiot. Obviously, I saw Brother Wu like this. There must have been no artifact found. Which pot is not opened.

But. To her surprise. The other party actually nodded.

"Found it."

I continued to puff the scraps in the bowl with a blank expression. Ruthless ......

"Really?"

The expressions on the faces of the two men were wonderful.

"If you don't believe it, look at it."

I took the wooden box out. Throw it to Finney. As for why he threw it to her......

"Otherwise. Let's close the curtains first. ”

Finney's predecessor is worthy of the old rivers and lakes. Although the temptation and curiosity of the instrument. More than Linya. I couldn't help but not open the lid. She knows the truth that wealth is not exposed, if it is really an artifact. I'm afraid that the colorful light will immediately attract the peeps of adventurers outside.

"There's no need for that. Just open it. ”

I couldn't look back at the powder in the bowl.

Finney was stunned. However, after changing to a pseudo-mother, she has no opinions. It has completely become a submissive attribute. Hence my words. Nor does it refute. Instead, he obediently opened the lid.

A burst of colorful light suddenly burst out. Her face was snow-white.

This intense burst of colorful light also passed through the window. It shines out like a pillar of light. The adventurers on the street were looking sideways.

These adventurers had strange expressions. First of all, shock. Suddenly. And then again admiration. When it was over, he couldn't help but laugh. There was schadenfreude in his eyes.

And in my ears. First, I heard the exclamations of Linya and Fini. And then a moment later. Count the reaction time. Put down the bowl and pounder. Cover your ears.

The next moment, a woman's unique high-pitched scream sounded.

"Snap". The wooden box was thrown by Finney. She looked at me with a crying expression.

"This ...... What the hell is this? ”

Linya next to her. It's already as ashamed as a red apple. If there is a hole in front of your eyes. I'm afraid she'll get down right away, too. This is called an artifact. It turned out to be a man's ...... That one...... Intimate clothing. And it's ......

"Artifact, you want it?"

I replied as a matter of course, and looked at Fini with a look of hope. As if you're welcome. Take it.

"Don't, don't. Don't meow even if you die! ”

The pseudo-lady immediately jingled the beautiful bell around her neck. I'm afraid I'll force her artifact panties into her.

At this time. She also loomed out. Why did you come back with a look of anger? Why will these powders be drummed.

"That's it!!"

Shake the pounded powder into the civie. I clapped my palms. Wash all the residue on your hands. You can't eat this thing at all.

"I'll go out first. Stay here and don't run around. ”

Leave such a sentence. I put away the fruit wine and artifact panties. Knock knocked and ran out. Linya and Finney looked at the distant figure. They all smiled wryly. They're smart and smart. I've completely guessed what I'm trying to do now.

Bloody Mary's Bar. Under the frightened gaze of the maid. I kicked open the thick bar door. I'm about to make a big ......

"Tula ......"

"Boom-"

There was a tidal bang. Completely drowned out my voice. The sound is so loud. Even the sky above the entire demon fortress seemed to reverberate.

This...... What's going on?

I was momentarily stunned by this huge mutation. I forgot about it.

After reacting. I just found out. This huge sound. It was the cheers and applause of the adventurers throughout the bar.

It's like looking inside. I found that there were hundreds of adventurers inside. Among them I know. Oscar and his two henchmen. Even Latin, who has been transferred to Finney's ** demon. Also appeared in them. Although the expression is still indifferent. But the applause was unambiguous. See me look at it. The corners of his handsome mouth were hooked. Nodding.

Sweat. He must have treated me like a cousin?

Besides. There is also Tulatin, an old liar who will cheat a miserable person. Barbarian Ghana. On the other side of the hunt was the Druid Hanga Kerlay and a few other mercenaries. An adventurer I met in the Fortress of the Demons. It's all here

Of course. More adventurers I don't know. But that unfamiliar face. The smile is still sincere. The applause was still eager. A joyful atmosphere of celebration. Let this wave endure.

"Congratulations. Lord Wu Fan. ”

"Congratulations. Wu Fan Brothers. ”

"Congratulations. Wu Fan Lao. ”

"Congratulations, Human."

From a familiar mercenary. Barbarian Ghana. Oscar them. Also in the mouth of Tulatin. Sincere congratulations.

"Congratulations. Warrior! ”

Those strange adventurers. It's like the tide of the sea. Constantly applauding, his eyes showed the most sincere recognition and respect.

This...... What's going on?

All of a sudden. My head was buzzing. Only the word "congratulations" swelled in it.

This scene. Why is it so similar to the ending shot of a certain rampage? Do we want GE?

"Wait...... Wait a minute! ”

I clutched my forehead with a headache. Stretching out his hand to interrupt everyone's congratulations.

"Hmm. At all costs. Thank you all in advance, but who can sue me. What's going on here? ”

I pointed to the illuminated layout of the bar's interior. The last time I visited, the bar had a bloody and cold atmosphere, but now it's as gorgeous as a wedding party.

"Don't you understand? Celebrate your triumphant return, of course! ”

Oscar. Gave me a big hug. Of course. With his bull power. Embrace. It's better to say bear hug NND. His bones were almost broken.

"Triumphant?"

I kind of don't understand. How to put this word on your head. Get your own pair of underwear with poop sticky. Then returned triumphantly.

"Come, come, come. I knew you were confused. Just listen to me. ”

In my grinning expression, Oscar kept laughing and patted me on the shoulder. For the sake of the truth of the matter. I'll bear with it first!

Originally. That hole ** is in the eyes of the adventurers of the Demon Fortress. It's no secret at all. It's just me, a newcomer who just arrived, who was fooled.

How many years ago. This hole** is called the Trial of the Brave. It's literal. Only true warriors break into the hole** at that time drunk adventurers in the bar. The most popular phrase is to put one foot on the table. The face is flushed. Arrogantly pointed at each other.

"Good. I'm just going to break through and show you!! ”

And then it's gone.

Ahem. Joking. Adventurers are not fools either. It is important to move forward despite difficulties. But it's the same with retreating. I won't run to death knowing that I am invincible.

Due to the difficulty inside too. So sometimes, years. There is no one who can go to the depths of the Trial Cave. Won the title of Warrior. Gu therefore. Able to break into the depths. Even imposters who have the ability to mix in it. It's also very adorable.

Why Oscar this mouth. So revered in the Demon Fortress? Just because his team once passed the guò trial. The title of Warrior.

By the way. The Oscars were made three years ago. The pair of panties I had on hand was the one he put in with his own hands. By the way. The artifact he got back then. It's a bloodstained piece of cotton......

As for why the former ones are tried. will turn into today's brave scam. That has to start with the old film Tualatin. I don't know how many years ago. Cough. I'm right. Don't look at Tualatin as a shorty. He is already over a hundred years old this year. Enough for my age to be my great-grandfather.

I don't know how many years ago. This Tualadin ran out of the dwarves. Unintentionally, the Demon Fortress and the Brave Trial are this kind of East. Inspiration was overwhelming. Without saying a word, he returned to his blacksmith shop and banged. The next day. The leaders of several adventurers in the Fortress of the Demons. Sneakily held a meeting.

A shocking scam. And so it was. And to the newcomers who have just come to the pink and ignorant people.

Of course. It's not anyone, either. Trying to cheat. You still have that qualification. Adventurers like those mercenaries and average level will be informed early. They will also try their best to take this name.

And for those who have just come to the Fortress of the Demons. A strong newcomer. It's that the adventurers of the entire demon fortress will keep their mouths shut. Wait for a year or two after these newcomers. It was decided by the heads of several adventurers of the Demon Fortress. will shroud this conspiracy.

To blame. I can only blame me for just coming to the Demon Fortress. Just make a big splash on the hunt. And the Oscar of the match I played. It happens to be one of those heads.

It's so troublesome. In fact, it's all for those four words: to entertain yourself. This is the unique way of humor for adventurers. It's like meeting an old drunkard for the first time. It's like she's trying to trick me into killing a blood raven with a [Warrior of the Year medal].

"I'm relying on you!!"

After listening. I gave them a middle finger and said I had been honored and respected. But I think these adventurers are the most enjoyable. It's like a New Year. Did I say it's that hard to have fun celebrating? Wouldn't it be a casual day of the month to locate an adventurer's celebration day?

"How do you know I'm in the deepest part?" Hold your breath. I couldn't help but ask.

"It wasn't easy. Watch you run out of the portal station in a rage. Just get it. Oscar laughed.

"And. I heard that I don't know whose inn was shining brightly. Ay. What an enviable artifact!. ”

Tualdin, the old boy, was carrying a large wooden cup. Shaking his head, he walked over.

Anger! You don't show up. I forgot to settle accounts with you.

Look at his beaming appearance. I was suddenly angry. Evil is born to the side of the guts. See his old face. It reminds me of the yellow spots in the pants that day.

"Colorful your sister. Old liar! ”

I roared and pulled out the panties in the box. Hold up the pants and put them on his head. Then tie it up.

The poor short man whimpered and struggled. Dancing with their hands. The ale in his hand was poured on his head. Desperately pulling at the panties that were on top of his head. But even though it's just a shoddy artifact, it's not so easy to break.

"Hahaha-"

See Tualatin's size. The head is covered with a pair of colorful pants and struggles back and forth. The adventurers in the bar burst into laughter. It's also a crime of his own sake. I can't live.

I finally ripped off my underwear. Hopeful of throwing it away. Tualadin hurriedly snorted.

"Grandpa's great me. For the sake of realism, I mentioned yì in the toilet and got some real goods painted on it. You bastard has put it on my head. ”

said. Twisting five short and three thick bodies, they are about to pounce and fight with me. Unexpectedly, the people were still in the air. was caught. Hanging in the air like a turtle. Tualadin looked back. It was Oscar, who was more than twice as tall as he was, who was carrying him on the back.

"You can forget it. Brother Wu Fan was also deceived a lot, if you want to settle the account. You can count the piece of cotton cloth I used to have. ”

said. Oscar seemed to remember something. Teeth suddenly rattled. Bull's eye is also the boss of the star. Slowly, hoping to say a stubborn word from Tualtin's mouth. And then immediately under the expectation of the black hand.

Dwarves though have a bad temper. Known for his stubbornness. But I also know that the wrath of the people is hard to do. In the face of this kind of answer, it is obviously looking for a beating. He's got a bad temper. That's not stubbornness. It's stupid.

"Okay. For Oscar's sake. Forget it this time. ”

Dwarf winter melon said stupidly. But it made me roll my eyes. If it weren't for Oscar blocking it. I'm going to add a few centimeters to your head.

"Come, come, come. Everyone drinks. Celebrate the birth of our new Warriors! ”

Oscar holds up his wooden glass. It was full of cold ale. Then he handed me the ale. Pick up another full wooden cup yourself. Blink your eyes. Let me, as a master, make a move.

The scene was silent for a while. A pair of hot eyes watched my every move. When I raised the ale in my hand. Cheers at the time.

They burst into cheers. Grunt and pour the whole glass of ale into his mouth. The foam of the betel nut dripped down their lips. Constantly falling into the neck and strong chest. And there are a few heroic female Amazons inside. Invade their towering cleavage. The wine foam that soaked their corsets slightly. The beautiful contours of the breasts are clearly revealed. Let the pride add a little ripple.

"Don't be angry. Brother Wu. You should put in what the old picture gave you. Think about it. Next time it's your turn to fool those pink newcomers. ”

Hold my shoulders. Whispered a sneer in my ear.

"Reasonable. Reasonable! ”

It dawned on me. The remaining depression in my heart suddenly dissipated. This is the rotation of feng shui. Uh-huh. Kurast: I know quite a few who are going to complete the task. An elite adventuring party to the Fortress of the Demons. Who should I fool?

"Brother Wu. I should thank you! ”

When I was thinking about it. Oscar's sincere voice suddenly remembered.

"What are you talking about?"

I'm going to look at you with a look that your brain shouldn't break. Looking at Oscar, who was looking at me with a sincere look.

He wasn't angry. And the jaw head motioned for me to look over there. Hundreds of adventurers are awakening and inspiring there. Celebrate the birth of a new warrior by pouring wine and bragging at each other.

"The Demon Fortress is always dead. It's been a long time since I've seen such a lively scene. It's all brought by you. ”

He patted me on the shoulder. It's not as powerful as before. It's dignified. It's like an elder encouraging a junior. A gentle beat.

"You're a hero!" He said this to me.

I looked at Oss in a daze. It's like knowing him on the first day.

"I can't see that you really have the demeanor of an adventurer boss."

"You don't know until now"

He grinned. That serious smile hadn't lasted more than ten seconds. It was all gone, and he grabbed me by the shoulder. Harden me inside a pile of adventurers.

"Come, come, come. How can you drink your own by yourself. Let our corners be deserted today. Let's introduce each other. Cheer for our new heroes......"

I don't know how long it took to be happy. The bar gradually quieted down. The drunken adventurers put their arms around each other's shoulders. One by one, with unfinished faces. After saying hello to us slurred. Leave the bar. Some of them are really drunk. Just lie down on the bench on the table. Even slipping onto it. Wohoo fell asleep.

And originally. I'm the lightest wine. It should also be the protagonist of the most feasting that should be poured in. But his face was only slightly red. It's not that we practice some divine function to expel alcohol. Here's the situation......

"Come on. Our heroic brother. My sister toasts. You have to drink it all in one sitting. "A tall and charming Amazonian sister. Pressed her towering breasts over her. He was holding a full ale in his hand. He exhaled and said.

"Brother Wu is the protagonist of this feast. The amount of alcohol is not too much, you can't get drunk first, and I'll pay you back. Oscar stood up. Pour down a full glass of ale and exhale a mouthful of wine with satisfaction.

"Brother. I admire you. Come for a drink. From now on, we will be brothers. ”

A paladin with a tall cow. Punching drunk. Pedal the Seven Star Steps. Wobbly walked over with a glass in his hand. People are not yet near. A soaring smell of wine rushed to the face.

"Human warriors are the ...... of this feast"

Oscar just wanted to stand up again. As a result, he was preempted by the dwarven drunkard Turadin on the other side. Say the same wording. Then he drank the wine with a triumphant smile on his face.

That's it. It turned out to be a toast to me. Most of them were robbed by these two drunkards. It's just right. Zhou Yu hit the yellow cover. You love me. Everyone was happy.

Tualadin was seen holding a belly bigger than a woman. Lying on your back. A question suddenly came to mind.

"That's right. That one. I'll call you Lao Tu. Old picture. You call that thing Doug a saliva wit for me. How did you meet Doug? ”

"Dao...... Doug. Who Doug? I...... I don't know. ”

Tualatin was probably really drunk. slurred speech. It seems that he remembered something again. Clapped his palms.

"Oh...... Doug. I remember. It's Doug. ”

Explained by Tualatin I. It's only a ridiculous explanation.

It turned out that the two of them didn't know each other at all. It's just that Tualadin once overheard that gossip in a bar. Barbarians. There was a guy named Doug who was ten years old and had a loud voice. Blowing up the cow is faint. That's all.

I see. I thought these two people had some ulterior motives...... Ahem. Secrets.

Actually, some things are simple. It's the habitual thinking of people. But these things complicate things.

"Ahem......"

I saw two drunks with obvious sexual differences, one big and one small, falling on it. I coughed a few times.

"Originally, I was a son of fire today. I want to give you a yin ......"

said. I took out the jar of Spirit Clan's special fruit wine.

"There is a lot of powder of the intestine cleansing fruit in it......"

Cleansing fruit. Name implies. Even adventurers take special drugs that will cause diarrhea. However, adventurers often take small amounts. Cleanse your stomach and intestines......

"Now. Forget it. "Say it. Ready to fall.

"Wait!!"

Seeing that a jar of precious fruit wine is about to be dissolved. Tualadin and Oscar were no longer dizzy. The wine is not drunk anymore. Speak neatly.

"Let Brother Wu be wronged. It's us who are wrong. This penalty. We admit it. Bring the wine. "Say that if you don't take it, let me be punished. It's Yan sù who looks down on me

"That's right! It's all my old picture, isn't it. Mankind. You won't let me drink this poisoned wine today. It's just looking down on my old picture. The dwarven prince also changed his obscene image. The righteousness awe-inspiring.

"Okay. Drink less. Think of it as cleaning up the accumulated food. I hesitated. In the end, he reluctantly handed over the wine. And kindly commanded.

"This penalty. We have our own degrees. Brother Wu, you can go first. Oscar, who had long hands and feet, took the wine first. The mouth is crooked. was forcibly held back by him. showed an awkward look of crying and laughing.

You're going first. I rolled my eyes. Blushing and burping. Drunk banged the door and left.

"Hehe~~ Brother Wu probably doesn't know yet. There is an antidote to the intestinal cleansing fruit. ”

After knowing that the figure was really gone. Oscar's look of remorse suddenly turned faster than his face. It turned into a treacherous smile.

"Hey, hey. I have an antidote in me. The smile on Tualdin's face was still lewd.

The two men learned of Suosuo's antidote and poured it in. Shake evenly. Oscar pulled out two cups. Full.

"Cheers. This is the victory of the wise. Raise your glass.

"Hey, hey. Do it together. That kid is slippery though. But after all, it's still a little tender. Tualadin raised his glass.

And then. The two of them couldn't wait to drink it in one gulp

"Come on. Continue to be full of today's ...... not drunk and not returning"

The next day. All sorts of gossip came out of the bar. A veteran of the Demon Fortress. Oscar and Tualatin. They all jerked off at the Bloody Beauty Bar. Running out on the street and playing striptease. Offend public decency. In the end, he was subdued by the guards and imprisoned for three days as a punishment......