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When I saw this colorful and brilliant light again, I almost forgot to breathe, I couldn't be wrong, just like the scene when Talasha's guardian lacquer armor appeared, that surging power, that strong momentum, was a scene that only existed when the artifact appeared.

It's just that what is the fate that Tualadin is talking about? According to the current situation, as long as you press this switch, the box will open, and the artifact will appear.

Perhaps, if it weren't for someone who was destined, there would be no reaction if you pressed it, or simply popped a scary grimace out of the stone box, after all, it was the craft of the artifact master, and the mechanism was not something that a mortal like me could imagine.

The momentary doubts in my heart were quickly filled with great joy and curiosity, and now, the only thing I hope is that the level of this artifact should not be too high, otherwise it can only be refrigerated in the palace like Tarasya's guardian lacquer armor and bug sword, and I sigh with joy.

With excitement, joy, and even pilgrimage and worship, I walked towards the stone box step by step, only to feel that each step was so heavy, as if hanging a thousand pounds of boulders, leaving clear footprints on the hard stones.

Breathing, too, gradually became heavy and messy.

Stopping in front of the stone box, I was fascinated by the eyes of the seven-colored light, looking at the artifact lying quietly there, I don't know how many years have passed, I don't know how many adventures have been shed tears and blood.

That's the charm of the artifact.

After wiping my hands over and over again on my clean clothes, I finally reached into the stone box with trembling hands, dragged the mysterious artifact that emitted dazzling light in the palm of my hand, and slowly took it out.

As soon as I left the stone box, the colorful light of the artifact suddenly dimmed a lot, but the light was softer and more rounded, and I couldn't help but think of one word: the ceremony of recognizing the lord.

Depend on. It's a bit of an exaggeration. I giggled. No way. That's the legend. The aura of the protagonist who stands on top of his character.

The light dimmed and the earth was blessed. I finally got a good eye out the shape of the artifact land. Ha ha. Sure enough, it was the same shape as the ground that came to my mind. It is a bit like a trapezoidal square shape.

This is a man's seventh sense victory!

But. This shape is a little familiar. It is more than a foot wide and narrow. Widen from top to bottom. Micro-trapezoidal structure. There is a word fork in the middle of the bottom. Looks like ......

It's definitely not a weapon. What exactly is the equipment. Where to equip it. What does it do?

Look at the artifact shape. An item that I am extremely reluctant to admit. Involuntarily comes to mind. I quickly shook my head. Shake this delusional thought away.

By the way, maybe it's a belt, although it's a little longer, a little wider, and a little bigger, but the artifact should have the characteristics of an artifact, and if you wear it like this, isn't it quite a bit of the tiger skin skirt of the monkey in Journey to the West? It's also pretty good-looking.

The words "invisible" flashed in my mind, and I kept guessing the purpose of this artifact and the location of its equipment, and suddenly slapped my head.

Really, it's all confusing to the artifact, don't you just look at its attributes?

I fixed my eyes, and the powerful attributes of the artifact were finally revealed in my eyes.

The underpants artifact that God has worn

Defense: 1

Required Level: 1

Strength Point Requirement: 1

Agility Requirements: 1

Attributes: The underwear worn by God, worn for a long time, has a certain aphrodisiac effect.

Explanation: Because it is worn underwear, there is something yellow stuck to it.

Incidental Skill Beauty Attack: Lift your skirt within 001 seconds and wear a black lace miniskirt to expose your underwear to your opponent, which has a chance to stun the enemy and fall into a stiff state that you can't attack.

Taunt with skill Tualatin: You have been taunted by the great dwarven prince Tualatin.

“……”

“…………”

“………………”

Ahh

Fiddling with this "underwear-like" artifact, even biting his finger and dripping a drop of blood, it still has no reaction, and on it, a few yellow patches of color are emitting the subtle smell of objects left by the digestive system of organic organisms and excreted through the excretory organs.

Take a deep breath and take a three, and the spit begins!

"Why are the panties that 'God' wears, bastard!!"

Well? It doesn't feel right, the subtlety doesn't seem to get to the point, do it again, take a deep breath......

"Why are you 'worn' panties, bastard!!"

No, there is still a feeling of punching the air, I take a deep breath......

"Why 'panties', bastard!!!!!!!!!"

That's how it feels!

"And, what's going on with this defense and need? What's going on with this attached attribute stone? Is God already old? Can't do it anymore? What's the deal with the yellow sticky stuff? God is too lazy to wash? Or disposable panties? God uses artifact-grade disposable panties? It's too extravagant, it's too extravagant, bastard. ”

Take a deep breath at the end......

"What kind of skill is the beauty attack? Why is there a restriction on wearing miniskirts even though it is a man's underwear? And it's specific to the color and style!! I'm afraid this skill consumes not mana, but the dignity of a man, and the dignity value has plummeted to negative when I start preparing to use it!

The last side skill made me seem to see Turadin's old face on the panties, and the yellow spots turned into yellow teeth exposed by his bared teeth, smiling treacherously, looking like he had succeeded in his scheme.

The anger value suddenly broke through MAX, and he went crazy directly.

"Maragby's picture, you guy who didn't have a son, curse your son as Saiyang, curse your grandson as Pentium, curse your great-grandson as Core, curse your whole family as Cherry!!"

Hohoho!!

In the center of the altar, someone who is crazy in the middle of the altar, dancing with a crystal sword, slashing and chopping, kicking the stone box away......

"Yawn !!"

In the skinning forest of Kurast, the paladin Maragby, who had just sucked a small team of foxes and cleaned up the battlefield, suddenly sneezed.

"What's wrong?"

The beautiful eyes like water flowed, and the little fox looked over with a puzzled tailnote, and the paladin would also catch a cold? This is a rare thing.

"It's nothing, I always feel like someone is saying I'm ...... somewhere"

Maraghi snorted desperately, and countless question marks seemed to float on his crooked head.

After a moment of madness, I stopped out of breath and looked at the fresh sword marks on the altar that had been scratched by my own crystal sword, as well as the traces of old weapons that had been mottled.

When I first saw the altar, I thought that these old traces were the traces of the previous adventure team fighting for the artifact here, and even made up in my mind a pre-selected struggle for the artifact, and even the tragic scene of each other's ghosts, mutual suspicion, and cannibalism, that faint trace, seems to tell the vicissitudes of history

Greedy.

However, I was wrong, these weapon traces have no sad and weeping history at all, and there is no value to learn from, they are clearly the cathartic traces left by the adventures that went crazy on the spot after being fooled like me.

Damn Tualatin, damn the brain is finished.

Wait a minute!!

In other words, there have been many adventures that have been fooled before? The question is, who put these super copycat versions of shoddy artifacts that only bastards with extremely bad personalities would make?

I suddenly remembered the box Tualadin had given me before leaving, and remembered what he had told me.

"You can't open it until you reach your destination, find the artifact, or really don't find it, otherwise you will fail the test."

I see, I seem to understand what is going on?

I jerked out the delicate little wooden box, placed it on the ground, opened it, and as expected, a burst of colorful light came out of the box, revealing through the cracks in the opened wooden box, and once again illuminated the whole altar.

Inside the wooden box, there is a "artifact" in the shape of a cow's horn!

Doug's saliva artifact

Attack: 10

Required Level: 1

Strength Requirement: 1

Agile Requirements: 1

Attribute: 99 bragging skill level

Description: Doug's soul is attached to it, and if he carries this thing, he will brag like divine help, his voice cannot suppress people, and saliva can also spray people to death.

Incidental Skills are Powerful: It can amplify the voice held by ten times, and there is a certain chance to distort the truth, and the effect is related to the basic voice held.

Incidental skill Talking Saliva: When you are short of words, you can spit out the saliva of the day and drive the enemy away.

Note: This skill has a 90% chance of affecting innocent viewers, on this basis, there is a chance to touch the full screen taunt and enter the siege route, please judge the strength of both enemies and enemies before using it, and use it carefully

Tulalatin's Taunt with Skill: Extend Tualatin's taunt.

And so it was......

It's just, why did Tualadin know Doug, one of them is a fortress squatting in the fortress of the demons, and the other is the cowhide king who is still fighting in Lugoin, it stands to reason that there should be no intersection, right, is there a base in it... Is it the inside story?

Grabbing Doug's saliva in my hand, I looked at it in a daze for a long time, I suddenly stood up suddenly, lifted up the stone box that I had kicked into the distance, put it back in its place, and carefully checked it several times, until it was completely consistent with the traces just now, and then I took two steps back satisfactorily.

At this moment, I had no idea that a black breath was emanating from my body, and my eyes narrowed, as if I was sharpening my knife while looking at the butcher of a lamb to be slaughtered.

Carefully wipe the inside and out of the stone box, and then solemnly put the "Doug's saliva corner" inside, put it in the right position, and then slowly close the lid of the stone box.

Then, with a slight push of the switch in the corner, the lid of the seamless stone box suddenly opened, bursting with colorful light, the same as when I first opened it.

Very good, closed the lid again, put my eyes on it and checked it again and again until nothing was missed.

I'm afraid that when the last team took the adventure and put the "God-worn panties" inside, the action was exactly the same as mine.

This is human nature, I look far away.

Then, picking up the dirty colorful underwear, putting it in the wooden box and putting it away, I tore open the scroll of the return journey, and the figure disappeared into the blue pillar of light.

The light exploded, and the next moment, the majestic buildings of the demon fortress and the gray sky appeared in my eyes.

By the way, I almost forgot about it.,Take advantage of the full value of the anger gauge now.,Let's do one thing that must be done first.。

"Brother, wouldn't you mind opening the teleportation station in the River of Flames for me?"

I suddenly turned around and put my hand on the shoulder of the teleportation array mage, and the ruffian expression on my face was clearly exuding the underworld atmosphere of "You'd better be obedient and obedient, this will be good for you and me, otherwise it will be ......".

"This, Elder, Lord Akara said......"

This poor mage who was put on my shoulder, the same one I met last time, at this time, under the pressure of my ill-intentioned momentum, sweat on his forehead, tried to use the statue of Akara Guanyin to continue to suppress me, the grandson monkey.

"Then you sue her, if you don't open it for me, don't want me to do it, now, immediately, log in and open it for me immediately!"

You guy, don't you know how negative my character is? You want me to break the record in the City of Divine Punishment, right, the record of 729 lightning strikes that unlucky adventure is like this, right, sue you, there is no door!

This poor little mage, who has experienced such an underworld persecution, cried and mourned, and under my vicious gaze, he reluctantly registered my name, which also means that when I want to complete the task of the demon fortress in the future, I can directly teleport to the River of Flames, and I don't have to go through the City of Divine Punishment again.

As for Akara's side, she doesn't say anything for this kind of sesame trivial, everyone is also an old acquaintance, she knows where my bottom line is, and I am generally a little inclined to suffer, as long as it is not too excessive, it is like an old scalper, hard work, although I, an old scalper, want to live a life of eating and waiting for death......

Babbling? It seems that I have been quick to talk about it just now, and I have revealed some secrets that should not be revealed, is it my delusion?

In short, a full-value anger gauge can be regarded as a contribution.

With a galloping footstep, I returned to my small hotel, and the sound of heavy footsteps made the wooden staircase "thump", attracting the attention of a large group of tourists.

"Brother Wu, you're back!!"

The familiar and loud footsteps caught Linya's attention, she opened her door, poked her head out, and saw that it was me, and immediately showed a kind and lovely smile, like a kind wife welcoming her husband home.

It seems that she did what she said before leaving, and obediently stayed in her room, this clever and confused little fool.

The expressionless eyes revealed a doting smile, and I suddenly reached out and took Linya, who was ushered in, into my arms, and kissed her smooth forehead.

"Linya baby, I've wronged you."

Then let go, and continued to stride forward in Linya's cute demeanor with a blushing face and a question mark in her head.

"Cousin Meow, you're back...... Meowth ......? ”

Finney, who was separated from Linya a few rooms, also opened the door, and the bell on her neck rang with her movements, and the jingle bell rang with a crisp sound, as if she saw a savior.

I flash!!

"Meow, why is the treatment so different?"

The sound of a faint mosquito moaning came from between the walls......

Everyone continues to smash tickets! The back is very tight, Xiao Qi also wants to get a bonus for the top six in the classification, if you can keep the top six in the classification, in addition to the explosion in these two days, it will continue to be more than 9000 per day in the future, Xiao Qi has been fighting for his life, I hope everyone can also fully support, thank you!!

There are two more chapters tonight!!