Steve was honorably dismissed by the owner.

The reason is that the customer's locomotive is deliberately damaged, and one car can cost tens of thousands of dollars.

No matter how Steve explains that he wasn't smashing the car but jerking off the car, his boss just didn't believe Steve's words.

I don't believe in Steve's masturbation behavior at all, in Steve's boss's opinion, the collision to the flesh was purely deliberate.

No way, the real superpower Steve, he was fired.

The specific reason for the fire of squid may be that Steve didn't take his boss with him to masturbate the car.

When he finally left, Steve reluctantly glanced at the energetic bikini girl in front of the counter.

Although it still collided a little with the boss's face, the fair figure still made Steve's heart beat faster.

Such a working environment is what many men dream of, and it is not an exaggeration to say that a luxury motorcycle with a cool and energetic bikini girl is simply a man's paradise.

However, it is a pity that he is about to say goodbye to this work group that is like a paradise.

Carrying the small school bag after the fried squid, Steve walked slowly back to his rental house as he had come in the morning.

Now that he has Goldfinger, Steve can finally calmly face such a major life event as being fired, and he has confidence!

It's a big deal, he's going to pick up the trees!

Go masturbate!

Moreover, if he gets out of the oil or gold mine or something, then he will not get rich?

Even without this kind of luck as a winner in life, couldn't Steve find a bank, then sneak around renting a house and slowly digging through the bank's underground vaults?

Using the sinful money of a capitalist to help a poor man is also considered to rob the rich and help the poor, isn't it?

That's the behavior of a 'hero'!

Just as Steve's head was spinning, he had just figured out 1999 ways to quietly get through the bank vault.

It was the morning policeman again, who took the initiative to stop in front of Steve.

"Sir, the road ahead is temporarily impassable, please choose to take a detour."

Steve looked at the section of the road in front of him that was being circled with blue tarpaulin, and looked at the policeman who stopped him again, and felt a little concerned in his heart, and quickly forgot about the dangerous thoughts in his heart just now.

"What's wrong? Was there a car accident ahead? ”

The policeman had no idea that the man in front of him, who had stopped for the second time, was thinking about how to stealthily rob the bank, explaining: "It wasn't the patient who dug a big hole in the ground last night, which caused damage to the gas pipeline below and caused an explosion, and now the road ahead has been destroyed by the explosion." ”

Explode?

Steve thinks back to the location where he masturbated last night, and there doesn't seem to be any sign for the gas pipeline there.

Moreover, who would bury a gas pipeline under the road!

Isn't the gas pipeline buried under the sidewalk?

He shouldn't be blamed for this kind of thing, he just stroked the ground for a while and forgot to fill the block back.

As for the gas explosion or something, what does it matter? It wasn't like it exploded last night when he was rubbing the ground.

"Is anyone hurt?"

The policeman shook his head, "No one was hurt, sir, please take a detour." ”

"Okay, thank you." Saying that, Steve didn't give the police a chance to talk more, and just turned around and left.

Although the cops were stupid, Steve was still a little scared that the other party would suddenly raise his gun and then force him to take off the mask on his face.

You know, Steve is the culprit who masturbated the ground in the middle of the night and caused the car accident......

Leaving the intersection of the right and wrong land, this incident also gave Steve a wake-up call.

There is a risk in digging the ground, so you need to be cautious when driving!

You can't masturbate anywhere.

In my world, you can still dig out lava, but in the real world, you can dig out a gas pipeline that is ventilating......

After returning home, Steve took a shower and then counted his liquid money all over his body.

Eight hundred dollars, that's all the money he has in his body.

"Should I look for a job?" Staring at the ceiling, Steve was confused.

When looking for a job, he doesn't know what to do, or what he can do.

But if you don't look for a job, the $800 won't last long.

With a basic talent for digging and digging trees, Steve is well suited for logging and mining.

After all, that's Steve's basic skill!

It's very my world.

But as soon as he thought of that scene, he picked up an axe and slashed at a tree, and then the place where the tree was cut evaporated out of thin air, and a fault appeared in a large tree......

Click, the tree fell......

It's the same with mining, when others are digging, you can see flying chips.

But when Steve was mining, the stone in front of him would not change with the action of his digging, but would disappear completely at the last time......

Let's figure out how to rob the bank.

Steve didn't lie in bed for long, as he quickly fell into his own pleasures.

What is Minecraft Basic Happiness?

Picking up trees?

Masturbation?

Jerking off zombies?

No, no, no, none of these!

The most basic happiness is, of course, to build a house for yourself that you can live in!

Whether it is built on the ground, or on the cliff, or in the clouds, or on the trees, or under the water, or underground......

It's all a joy for an MC player.

Steve was no exception, and he could ignore the job search and bank robbery for a while.

But if you don't have a nest of your own in my world, it's really not a player in my world, it's possible to be a CF player.

Fortunately, Steve's rented house is on the first floor, and there is a solid ground under his feet.

So, Steve decided to build himself an underground villa for the time being!

When the capitalist banks are robbed and there is money, he will go to buy mountains! Go buy the island! Go buy the lake!

Then build a kingdom for himself!

A king's bedroom!

Ninety-nine princesses' bedrooms!

As for whether it is impossible to fix it, you shouldn't ask an MC player about this sentence.

Don't underestimate the creativity of any MC player, because there's no place in the whole world where they can't fix a house.

A certain scientist of Stan's faith said that if you give him a fulcrum, he can lift the whole world.

But......

My lord, times have changed.

Give MC players a place to put a block and they can build a world!

"Hey, hey, hey! MC players are so diligent, and every family has my footsteps. ”

I saw a man with blond hair squatting in the room, his hands tapping the ground quickly.

"Boom!"

Steve fell into a boxy hole.

"Get a concrete block."

Looking at the finger-sized concrete cube in the pit, Steve picked it up and put it in his coat pocket.

"Sister next door, you really look good, my brother can only lean against the wall of your toilet every day and enjoy loneliness alone." With Steve's self-created song, he gets a concrete block again.

Minute by second, by the time the hunger level was only three shiny chicken legs.

Steve looked up and saw a little light falling deep into him down the one-square-meter hole.

"I seem to ...... Don't have a ladder? ”

Looking at the five concrete blocks in his pocket, and the fifty-five dirt blocks, Steve asked himself a soul question.

And just as Steve was about to think about whether to fill in the hole that he had dug so hard, a strange inhuman roar sounded at the mouth of the cave......

Woowoowoo......