Chapter 4 Become an MC player from today

MC players are like this, they like to dig holes all over the world, and sometimes they forget that they don't have wood or ladders with them.

In the end, in order to get out of this 'grave pit' that they dug deeply, those MC players of the Wise Science Department often choose to starve themselves to death in this pit.

The specific operation is to throw away your game, choose to go for a barbecue, and then come back to continue the game.

When the character starves to death, he wakes up in his nest on a single bed made of four pieces of wool improvised together.

Finally, take an iron bucket and scoop a bucket of cool and buggy water from any puddle.

Pour the bucket of water into the 'grave pit' that they dug for themselves, and all that's left is to wait for the things they starved to fall to float up.

As we all know, the interior of the earth is a sea of magma.

So, the 'smart' players in the science department will deduce such a conclusion.

The land floats on the sea of magma and the islands float on the ocean.

Then the density of the block will naturally be a little bit smaller than that of water.

So they just have to wait slowly at the mouth of the pit, because the power of science does not deceive.

In their opinion, the things they die and fall should also slowly float up from the ground with the water of this BUG, after all, that is the science they believe in!

As for those who are addicted to the intrinsic joy of Minecraft games, they will pull out the blocks they have collected in their backpacks and choose them.

Take a step up with your head down.

Hey-ha!

Throw a block at the ground with a quick hand.

Just like that, a square appeared at your feet in an instant.

Then the leg that bends upwards will land firmly on a block while in the air.

The specific image and way of operation can be summed up as your right foot stepping on your left foot and jumping up like that.

After jumping, you have to get into a preoccupied position, use your left foot to take advantage of the moment your right foot is not paying attention, quickly and forcefully kick it, and then your left foot will get an upward lift, and then your right foot will step on the left foot, and you will get the second lift.

This is known as the double jump among CF players, and it is an extremely advanced parkour technique that is said to be practiced to the depths and you will be able to fly.

Of course, for MC players, if you repeat such a quick operation, you will find that your IQ is really not greater than 0, which is a completely behemoth for you.

So the operation above of the left foot to kill the right foot certainly can't make you fly.

But jumping up and placing blocks under your feet can really get you into the air.

However, the problem that Steve is experiencing now is not a simple lift-off problem.

Steve looked up at the hole in his head that he had dug neatly.

If he read that right, there seemed to be something humanoid there.

Besides, what the hell are you yelling at me?

Am I touching your land?

Or did you accidentally set fire to your house's locker?

"Roar!!

I'm talking about you, the humanoid creature standing at the entrance of the cave, with its hands stretched out in the light, straight and parallel to the universe.

Why is it a hand parallel to the universe?

We're going to explain this, in my world, then naturally my world is the center of the universe.

So your raised hands are parallel to my world, that is, parallel to the center of the universe.

From a height of dozens of meters, Steve couldn't see the specific image of the humanoid creature standing at the entrance of the cave, and could only simply judge that the other party should be a person.

"You roar with a hammer! If you have the ability, you can come down! ”

"Roar!"

"You come down!"

"Roar!"

"You're going to come down for me!"

"Woo woo woo woo !!"

I don't know if it was Steve's words that angered it, and let out a series of roars in dialects that Steve didn't understand.

Steve was wondering what that yelling idiot was up there.

I saw that thing jump directly.

Looking at the thing's leap of faith, Steve's face was confused.

Who am I?

Where am I?

What did I just say?!

But at this point, Steve didn't have time to regret the opportunity to say those things he had just said.

Of course, if you do it again, Steve will still say, you have the ability to come down and bite me!

Now Steve can only use his cube head to quickly judge how fast the opponent will land.

According to the knowledge of physics in science, time multiplied by acceleration due to gravity equals the final velocity.

By forcing the same reasoning, we can draw it from our own scarce knowledge of physics.

Sixty meters......

Well, it seems that the formula just now can't calculate the time when he is about to land......

So, let's use the seven-multiplication conclusion of one by one to deduce that he may have a fall time of about three or four seconds.

In these three or four seconds, can I rely on my own speed to dodge this human missile attack?

The truth is!

No!

Looking up at the unidentified humanoid object that was getting closer and closer, Steve could only try his best to perform his MISS dodge method within this square meter area.

His MISS Dafa is not to summon Miss and use her solid chest to block this human missile attack, but ......

Cowering in a corner, not daring to move!

As the unidentified humanoids grew faster, so did Steve's distance between them.

Hold the grass, hold the grass, hold the grass!

Hold the grass !!

With a silent scream inside Steve, the unidentified humanoid creature finally landed......

Boom!

"Roar!"

Looking at the rotten clothes in front of him, the blue and purple face that seemed to have been drained, and the hands that were still parallel to the universe.

Steve finally knows what this roaring humanoid creature is!

It's actually a zombie!!

You can believe that a zombie from a minecraft game actually appeared in front of his eyes.

This Nima is a real world!

Looking at the stunned zombie in front of him, Steve didn't have time to be shocked, and immediately stretched out his hands against this guy's neck, and then kicked this guy's stomach with his other foot.

Steve, whose head is blank, now has only one thought in his head, he must not be locked by a zombie strongman here!

But it often backfires, and the zombie that fell from a high altitude felt the hands on its neck, and it was completely desperate to push into Steve's arms, and the straight hands seemed to want to have a man's dance with Steve.

Looking at the sharp black nails in front of him, Steve yelled in horror, "Don't come here!" ”

"Roar!"

"Don't come here!"

"Roar!"

"Hold the grass! Don't come here! ”

"Roar, Roar, Roar, !!Roar, Roar, Roar, Roar, T

As the minutes passed, Steve felt like his hands were about to break, but the zombie in front of him still had the expression that I wanted to lock up the man with you.

Steve quickly remembered how he masturbated zombies in my world, and he should have reached out and gently stroked the other person's head.

However, looking at the excited zombie in front of him, Steve is afraid that as soon as he lets go, he will immediately lose his first kiss.

After thinking about it for a moment, Steve tentatively retracts the right leg against the zombie, and finds that the zombie can't break through his anti-strongman lock male uniform.

Steve's eyes lit up when he found a way to fight back!

Kick you ***!!

"Zombie LV:1"

"HP: 2/20 (1 Little Red Heart)"

Looking at the information that appeared on the zombie's head in front of him, Steve's eyes lit up.

Sure enough, the zombies in the real world are also to be masturbated.

Another kick to cut off the feet of grandchildren!

Only the last half of the little red heart remains, a little blood!

"Haha! I can fight back! ”

Thinking of this, Steve's kick out again was even harder.

Duang!

The zombie in Steve's hand that was against the strongman lock man suddenly disappeared.

He left only a finger-egg-sized pocket cube on the ground, and two green things like fireflies floating into his body.

Steve looked at the cube he had picked up.

"This is ......"