Lu Jiu's heart suddenly rose to his throat.

Hey, hey, I finally managed to convince myself that everything before was auditory hallucinations, and I was slapped in the face unexpectedly?

The inexplicable noise coming from this room, no matter how you think about it, can only be the movement made by the talking crayfish.

After all, there is no other living creature in his own house.

And as a talking crayfish, it makes sense that it struggled to find a way out after being locked up in the kitchen and made a noise, right?

So what should I do now, and go back and ask the police for help?

But Lu Jiu hesitated a little when he thought of the police uncle's expression that almost wanted to beat him.

You must know that he is an adult today, and he will no longer be protected by the Law on the Protection of Minors.

If you are really treated by your uncle as obstructing the official duties of the police......

Damn, the best way to beat fear is to face it.

Isn't it just a lobster, even if it can speak, it's still a lobster.

It's a big deal to pick up my dried salted fish and fight with it!

What's more, in addition to the lobster that can only talk, there are two catties of lobsters left in the house, which I bought back after spending more than half a month!

Thinking of this, Lu Jiu's wallet and heart ached slightly at the same time.

Without much hesitation, he walked straight to the place where the old things were piled up next to his hut.

On this slum street, which has lowered the average living standard in Luochuan City, every household will pile up their unused daily necessities next to the house, so that they can be recycled and reused if they need it.

Of course, Lu Jiu, who has lived here for more than ten years, is of course the same.

Now he rummaged through the pile of old things next to his house to see if there were any household items in the inventory that could be used as weapons.

The table legs that are already rotting,

A plastic hula hoop broken in half,

Leftover bottles of large drinks bought at the supermarket sale,

High school textbooks that were thrown away after the college entrance examination,

A black-skinned hair dryer that burns out the core so much that it smells of long-lasting mush......

Half a minute later, Lu Jiu was already sitting on the ground in frustration.

He looked at the old things he had turned out around him, and couldn't help but lament what kind of evil non-chieftain face this was.

I have clearly drawn ten times in a row, but don't say the golden legend, I don't even have a guaranteed Ziwu!

There was a pile of broken things in front of his door, and there was not even a single thing that could barely be used as a weapon.

It's really not possible, it's okay to have a brick!

However, in the next second, it seemed as if he had heard Lu Jiu's request.

On the top of the pile of old things that were crumbling because Lu Jiu was rummaging, a rusty kitchen knife was shaking, and it fell straight between Lu Jiu's legs.

Hiss!

Lu Jiu couldn't help but gasp.

It's only a little bit away, at most three or five centimeters away,

That's a kitchen knife, a kitchen knife!

Although it has been abandoned for many years and has caused rust, it is estimated that it is no longer as sharp as it was when it was young.

But it's still a kitchen knife!

Lu Jiu believed that he categorically could not afford the consequences of intimate contact with it.

Anyway, are the current ten even extra rewards so direct and exciting?

But the most important thing at the moment is to deal with the weird crayfish in the house first.

So Lu Jiu picked up the tetanus blade between his legs, tiptoed open the door, and approached the kitchen.

Three steps,

Two steps,

one-step

Lu Jiu gradually approached the kitchen, and the sound in the kitchen became clearer and clearer as the distance approached.

And Lu Jiu's heart became more and more nervous.

Are you going to get on?

Lu Jiu swallowed a mouthful of saliva stiffly, but his left hand held on the doorknob couldn't stop trembling.

"Come on lobster monster, have a good fight!"

Holding on to the pain brought by his wallet, he finally roared angrily and slammed open the door, holding the worn-out kitchen knife as if he were dead, his resolute eyes were full of determination and fighting intent.

However......

All that appeared in his sight was a small black kitten the size of a palm that was slumped on the board and came out of nowhere.

"Meow?"

The kitten's eyes were full of horror and panic, and he didn't know whether he was frightened by Lu Jiu's momentum, or the shame of being caught and raped in bed exploded.

However, in the next second, Lu Jiu broke out first.

"Where's my lobster! I've worked so hard to put it here, just waiting for such a big pot of lobsters to come out of the pot! ”

Even if the talking lobster is an exception, wouldn't the rest still be edible?

I worked hard for more than half an hour, rinsing and removing the shrimp heads, and even the stir-fry ingredients were ready.

But how can it be gone in the blink of an eye!

Lu Jiu's sharp gaze immediately fell on the black cat that was still paralyzed on the board, although he couldn't figure out how such a palm-sized gadget could eat two catties of crayfish raw.

But the culprit is undoubtedly her.

"Meow?"

The little black cat shrunk its neck a little timidly, but it didn't move its body, but just let out a harmless meow from humans and animals, as if to say

"I can't explain this to you, because I'm just a kitten."

Where's my knife?

Lu Jiu's right hand holding the knife trembled slightly,

Lifted, and lowered,

Lifted, and lowered.

It took a long time, a long time, for him to convince himself.

After all, this crayfish can't be found at all, although the culprit is lying in front of him, but he has nothing to do with her.

You can't go and collect debts from a cat, can you? What can you do with her, can you crush the village?

He thought so.

"Well, forget it, now that you're full, then you should go."

Lu Jiu waved his hand and decided not to worry about the problem of crayfish anymore.

Anyway, it has become a habit for me to be unlucky for so many years, as long as people are alive, what can't they give up?

"Meow."

The black cat answered, but had no intention of moving.

"Huh? Why don't you go? ”

Lu Jiu felt a little strange, this cat, isn't it relying on himself.

"Hey, do you want to stay?"

Lu Jiu asked tentatively.

For some reason, there seemed to be a hint of joy and anticipation in his tone.

"Meow meow!"

The black cat's answer was categorical.

"You said yes?"

Lu Jiu's eyes immediately became excited, he had been living alone for so many years, and now there was finally someone willing to join him, so that he was no longer lonely.

Even if it's just a cat.

Of course, if he can understand the cat's language, he will understand that what the black cat said is "this girl is just too tired to walk, and she will leave later."

But it's a pity that the foreign language of cat language is not in the nine-year compulsory education curriculum of the Eastern Xia Kingdom.

"Great!"

Lu Jiu was immediately ecstatic, picked up the little black cat, held it in his arms, and stroked it lovingly.

Don't pretend, there's a showdown, I, Lu Jiu, just covet her body!

However, at this time, the black cat, which was forcibly hugged and ravaged by Lu Jiu, could only struggle in vain, letting out bursts of screams, unable to break free.

"Meow meow meow! Meow meow! Meow me (Let go of this girl, you pervert!) Ah, don't mess around with bastards! Ahhh Hmph, if it weren't for Miss Ben's temporary need to digest and be unable to move... No, stop, you can't ...... there ）”

However, all this is in vain, in the eyes of Lu Jiu, who doesn't understand cat language, this is just a happy interaction between the little black cat and himself.

"Oh, by the way, there's one more important thing."

As if remembering something, Lu Jiu's expression suddenly became serious.

And the black cat, who had been ravaged for a long time and finally had a chance to catch his breath, also seemed to be frightened by Lu Jiu's serious expression, so he let out a questionable meow.

"Meow?"

She said.

However, then, her logical outlook was completely shattered by Lu Jiu.

"Well, there it is! Since you like meowing so much, then let's call you whoop! ”

Lu Jiu nodded and said to her solemnly and seriously.

Whimper suddenly froze in Lu Jiu's arms.

However, what she didn't expect was that

This is just the beginning of the nightmare

"Let's go, now that we're full of food and drink, it's time for us to take a bath."

"Meow !!"