"Name?"

"Lu Jiu."

"Gender?"

“？？？ ...... Male"

"Age?"

"I just turned eighteen today."

"What is the reason for the report?"

"The crayfish I bought at the market this morning somehow spoke!"

“......”

The middle-aged police uncle, who was originally lowering his head and making notes seriously, was stunned for a moment, and then raised his head to look at Lu Jiu with a speechless face, and then said helplessly:

"Do you think we, the people's police, will believe your nonsense?

But if you have a peanut, you won't get drunk like this.

Young man, do less needlework on weekdays, and if you are in a better mental state, you will not have auditory hallucinations. ”

Looking at the sad look of the police uncle, I guess that I should be teased by strange people on weekdays.

And Lu Jiu, who was sitting opposite him, was blushed by his uncle's lecture, and he couldn't say anything for a long time.

After all, it is true that as the uncle said, he drank a lot of wine today on the occasion of his birthday and graduation, and there is really a little bit of alcohol on his body that has not dissipated.

But that doesn't mean he's talking nonsense!

"Okay young man, when you're drunk, just rest at home, don't be idle and come to the police station to interfere with our official business."

Seeing that Lu Jiu was speechless for a long time, the police uncle was even more convinced that Lu Jiu was drunk and entertained him, and his tone immediately became stern.

Seeing that he was about to be treated as a drunk who obstructed the police's official duties, Lu Jiu suddenly panicked.

"Uncle policeman, you have to believe me, it's true! The crayfish, which was less than three inches, really suddenly spat out. If I hadn't locked it in the kitchen with my quick eyes, I guess it would have been made spicy by now. Believe it or not, my finger is still bleeding from it! ”

As he spoke, Lu Jiu raised his middle finger, which was wounded by a lobster, and looked at the uncle with sincerity.

The corner of the uncle's right eye was already twitching.

But as a people's policeman, he still has the most basic self-cultivation, so he can only resist the impulse to explode and squeeze out a kind smile at Lu Jiu.

"Young man, for the sake of your birthday today, I won't pursue your obstruction of official business, you better hurry home and celebrate your birthday, it's going to be dark later."

Remember, if you can't drink alcohol in the future, don't drink it.

Also, needlework should be tempered! ”

After speaking, the uncle waved his hand and turned around, obviously not wanting to spend any more time with Lu Jiu, a drunkard.

Lu Jiu's mouth was slightly open and he wanted to stop talking, but the matter had come to this point, and he didn't know how to make the police uncle believe him.

Wishful trust, people often don't expect another trust.

In the end, he didn't say anything more, just withdrew his fingers, sighed softly, and then turned around and left the police station.

On that face, I couldn't tell whether it was silence or disappointment.

Or maybe it's both.

"Chen Ju, do you say that there really exist animals in this world that can speak to people?"

After Lu Jiu left, Xia Xin, the little police officer who had been busy beside his uncle, hurriedly and skillfully took out a cigarette from his pocket, and asked curiously after respectfully lighting it for Deputy Director Chen Shan.

“......”

Chen Ju was silent, but took the cigarette and put it in his mouth.

After smoking a whole cigarette in one go, exhaling a large cloud of mist, he finally felt a lot more comfortable inside.

It was as if the headache and boredom that Lu Jiu had brought him had dissipated with the clouds and mist that spewed out of his mouth.

Then he opened his mouth and said:

"Of course, most of those alien beasts living in the outer realm are able to speak, and some can even turn into humans, which are generally unrecognizable."

"That'...... What that kid said just now, is that ...... Alien beasts have invaded Luochuan City? ”

Hearing what Chen Ju said, Xia Xin suddenly became a little nervous, as if he was frightened by the name of the strange beast.

After all, he had just graduated from the police academy not long ago, and he had not yet returned all the knowledge he had learned to the instructors, but he had heard of the names of these alien beasts living in the outer realm.

As a species that was baptized with human beings and evolved a hundred years ago, the "alien beast" obviously also possesses all kinds of terrifying abilities beyond the imagination of ordinary humans.

If the lobster that appeared in Lu Jiu's house was also a strange beast, then Luochuan City was already in danger at this time!

"Poof, ahem, ahem......

What nonsense is the stinky boy, he wants to choke me to death! ”

As soon as Xia Xin's shocking words came out, Chen Shan, who had just taken a sip of water, was frightened.

The latter hurriedly put down the thermos cup with wolfberry tea in his hand, so as not to accidentally break the birthday gift given to him by his wife in excitement and dry it out as a tragedy in the world.

"Hard, isn't it?"

"Of course not!"

Chen Shan suddenly felt that his heart that had been comforted by someone again was blocked again, and it was still sealed with cement, and he had to smoke at least three cigarettes to calm down.

"You must know that those alien beasts have been completely blocked from the inner realm by the Skynet system decades ago. Once a strange beast tries or succeeds in breaking through the barrier of Skynet and entering the border of the inner realm, the Psionic Affairs Bureau can immediately get the news through Skynet and go to deal with it.

For so many years, there has never been a case of a strange beast breaking through the Skynet and successfully entering the inner realm.

What's more, our Luochuan City is located in the hinterland of the inner realm, far away from the outer realm, how far can the alien beast run so far? You kid thinks the Psionic Affairs Bureau is a vegetarian? ”

Chen Shan said as he took out his cigarette from the little officer's pocket.

"Then, Bureau Chen, should we report this matter to the Psionic Affairs Bureau?"

Xia Xin also smiled wisely and came up and lit a fire for Chen Shan.

"I'm not going, you're going to go by yourself.

If every drunkard had to make us deal with it with such fanfare, then the Psionic Affairs Bureau wouldn't have to be busy?

Besides, they seem to be struggling with something lately, so I won't touch them at this time. ”

Chen Shan smoked a cigarette, closed his eyes very unhappily and leaned back on the recliner, as if he was not very interested in those people from the Luochuan City Branch of the Psionic Affairs Bureau.

"Well, well......"

Seeing that the director had already made up his mind on this matter, Xia Xin no longer insisted, otherwise the cigarettes on his body might have bottomed out.

At the same time, Lu Jiu, who had left the police station, had already stepped on the sunset and walked to the vicinity of the hut where he lived.

Probably, as the police uncle said, all this is just his own auditory hallucination.

Standing at the door of the house with some years of precipitation, Lu Jiu took a deep breath and persuaded himself in his heart.

Although he was very sure that he heard the lobster, speaking in a thick Luochuan dialect, he raised his pincers and roared to himself, "You want claws!" ”

But maybe it's really my own auditory hallucinations, after all, it's too bizarre for lobsters to speak in tongues.

But just as he stretched out his hand to twist the door open, there was a loud noise in the room......