Chapter 296: Are Your Melons Ripe?
When the big man heard this, he immediately patted his chest and screamed, shouting that the little donkey brother would cut whoever he wanted.
In fact, Lu Xiaodonkey didn't call the big man over to fight with others, but mainly to play the role of insurance.
After all, the street is someone's territory, and if it is done, if it is done, if they are outnumbered, they will not be able to do it, even Lu Xiaodonkey and Lu Liangjie.
With the big man, rest assured, even if he can't beat it, he can still push it out to the back of the palace and let Lao Lu Hao escape.
After lunch, Lu Xiaodonkey and Lu Liangjie both changed their clothes, and the big man rode a motorcycle to Lu Xiaodonkey's house.
Since the big man can make money, his family's 28 bars that ring nothing except the bell have taken a back seat, and now it is also a shotgun and replaced with a fatal 125.
It is said that the big man's father is planning to get a four-wheeled one next year, but there is no way, the son is angry!
This is better, and the tricycle starts too slowly when it is time to run away.
This 125 motorcycle has a lot of space and can also sit on the fuel tank.
All four people can sit down, and if they are on Ah San's side, it is estimated that forty people can fit it.
is also a big man, and he is about to squeeze Lu Liangjie at the back.
Lu Xiaodonkey is comfortable, it is very cool to be sandwiched in the middle, and the front and back are not airy.
The big man is also very good at riding, 125 with two people can drive to 100, and the computer is at the limit.
If ordinary people come, they really can't control it, in case of a flick of their head, the car can fly out more than ten meters away.
Usually 30 minutes away, the big man is ten minutes to the street, Lu Liangjie in the back is so frightened that his face is white, and he has made up his mind that after this ticket, he will never take the big man's car again, or the electric tricycle is stable.
If someone catches up and beats him, he won't lose his life.
When they arrived on the street, Lu Xiaodonkey and the three of them found a stall and bought three old man's hats and winter artifacts.
It's the kind of guy who pulls down the placket and even covers the neck, revealing two eyes and one mouth, just like robbing a bank.
The three of them put on their hats, and the passers-by subconsciously left three meters away.
Fortunately, there are many old men with this kind of hat, and the three of them did not carry weapons, and no one called the police, mainly because of the big man, who did not look like a good person with this hat.
If Lu Xiaodonkey knew what they thought, he would definitely say that you were too naΓ―ve, who said that you didn't bring weapons.
Touching the package in his arms, Lu Xiaodonkey put his mind at ease, waved his big hand, and walked to the big supermarket with the big man and Lu Liangjie.
The middle-aged man who was blown up by Lu Liangjie in the morning was lying on a recliner basking in the sun and eating melon seeds.
The middle-aged man was very proud, hum, and couldn't see whose territory it was, although the stalls here didn't have to pay money, and whoever grabbed it was whom.
But for so many years, the neighbors have default rules, his family lives nearby, and he has been selling fruits here for a long time, and after a long time, this has become his fixed stall.
Usually, even if there is an eyeless one who occupies the stall, he has to obediently roll up the cover and get out of the stall after he is scolded.
This street, who doesn't know the prestige of his old king?
It's just a little bit back today, isn't it a little late? That little cub didn't obediently get out of the way, and dared to spit on his face, and blew his feet with fireworks.
What about how tall he looks, as soon as he looks at their goods, he knows that they are operating without a license, and someone will naturally clean him up after reporting it.
Look at the pile of melon seeds and candies in front of him, it is the two little cubs that fell, and the fireworks are going to be destroyed, and these gadgets will belong to him, and he will save money for New Year's goods.
A mouthful of spit and the top of the foot, in exchange for five or six hundred fast goods, is okay, not a loss.
"Little cub, don't let me run into you on the street again, or I'll have to break your legs!"
Lao Wang was proud, his eyes suddenly darkened, and when he looked up, he saw three big men with old man's hats, showing their eyes and mouths.
Seeing that business was coming, Lao Wang hurriedly greeted: "What do you want from my brothers?" β
A man at the head said in a rough voice: "How do you sell watermelons?" β
"3 yuan a catty, how about I'll pick one for you?"
"Three? Is your melon skin made of gold or is the melon pulp made of gold? β
Lao Wang: "You are too expensive or I am too expensive, where to find watermelons in this season, they are all melons in greenhouses." β
The leader of the big man: "Are you ripe for this melon?" β
Lao Wang: "Look at what you said, I can sell raw melons and eggs to those who open a fruit stall?" β
"Okay, pick one for me, if you don't know it, drag it down for me."
"Done!" Lao Wang walked on that inconvenient foot and picked a big watermelon to weigh it.
"Eight pounds and three taels, 24.9."
The leader of the big man: "Can you have eight catties and three taels?" As he spoke, the big man reached out and touched the electronic scale.
"Uh..."Lu Xiaodonkey was stunned, why is there no magnet under this?
This routine is not right, how can he be angry?
Lu Xiaodonkey's eyes rolled, his hand flipped, and the watermelon hit the ground.
"Smack!" The big watermelon shattered to the ground, revealing the white and red melon pulp inside.
"Good boy, this is what you said, swallow it raw!" Lu Xiaodonkey pointed at the middle-aged man's nose and scolded.
Lao Wang was anxious: "You dare to hit my melon?" Give money quickly, 24.9. β
"I'll give it to you*" Lu Xiaodonkey kicked over the fruit stand.
It was a spectacular scene, and the oranges and apples on it were rolling all over the ground, and they all ran across the road.
Those watermelons are not good, they are all over the ground.
There were pedestrians on the road who were watching the excitement, so they hurriedly picked up the fruit on the ground and put it in their arms.
"Hey, don't rob me of the fruit, I'm *@#*!" Lao Wang was anxious, and he scolded when he opened his mouth, wanting to stop it, but the injured foot was not strong.
Seeing that the fruit was about to be picked up, Lao Wang turned his head and glared at Lu Xiaodonkey and the others.
Before he could say anything cruel, Lu Xiaodonkey took out a plastic bag from his arms and sprinkled it on Lao Wang's face.
Lao Wang screamed and wanted to resist, but Lu Liangjie chopped on his other intact instep.
Lao Wang was suddenly like a duck that had been choked by the neck, and the screams were contained in his throat.
This is not over, the big man raised his leg and it was a downward split, and his chaise longue immediately fell apart and shattered to the ground.
Lao Wang, who was unable to support it, immediately fell asleep on the ground, and howled at the top of his throat.
"Old man, why are you old man, it's terrible, come on, kill someone!" A scream sounded, Lu Xiaodonkey and the three of them were startled, and when they looked up, they saw that a middle-aged woman was running desperately this way, still holding a shovel in her hand.
Forget it, it's just a woman, with a big man by her side, Lu Xiaodonkey still doesn't pay attention to it.
Mainly with the shouts of the women, the neighbors next to them rushed out, all holding dicks in their hands.