"wdnmd, it's you who is scolded by labor and management, cough~phew!" Lu Xiaodonkey pondered for a while, and a mouthful of old phlegm spit on his face.

The hair was stunned, and subconsciously pasted it with his hands, and the more he touched it, the more he touched it.

"Gash ~ you ~ vomit ~ There is a kind of don't go, vomit ~" The middle-aged man ran home while vomiting.

Lu Liangjie has seen it, obediently, this cousin is 666.

In this way, you must not be bullied in the army.

However, Lu Liangjie was a little worried, the middle-aged man just now would definitely not give up, and seeing that he was walking, he didn't ride a bicycle, so it is estimated that his family lives on the street.

"Why don't we go, I'm afraid~"

Lu Xiaodonkey waved his hand: "What are you afraid of, that grandson will definitely not dare to come, there is a guest, what does the boss want?" ”

If Lu Xiaodonkey doesn't leave, Lu Liangjie will naturally not leave, maybe he thinks too much, this guest has come to buy something, let's take care of this side first.

At this time, there were more pedestrians on the street, and Lu Xiaodonkey's business was also okay, and they sold two or three hundred yuan of things in a while.

Lu Xiaodonkey counted the money with saliva, not to mention how happy he was, there was gas money in the car this time.

At this time, Lu Liangjie's eyes suddenly widened, and he was about to run away with Lu Xiaodonkey.

"What are you doing, there are still people buying things." Lu Xiaodonkey was caught off guard and was pulled aside, a little dissatisfied.

Lu Liangjie was so anxious that he was sweating profusely: "What are you selling, hurry up and run." ”

"it!" Lu Xiaodonkey looked up and saw that the grandson had just walked this way with a ticket for chengguan.

It must be that this grandson is sure that they don't have a business license!

What if you get caught? Not to mention that the goods are gone, it is estimated that you will have to pay a fine, and maybe you will have to watch the Spring Festival Gala inside.

Lu Xiaodonkey and Lu Liangjie hurriedly hugged the things on the ground into the car, and saw that the group of people was about to arrive.

Lu Xiaodonkey shouted: "Get in the car!" ”

Regardless of the fact that there were still some fireworks on the ground that were not picked up, Lu Xiaodonkey rushed to the driver's seat in one step, and rushed out as soon as he twisted the accelerator.

"Wait for me!" Lu Liangjie was still holding a bag of melon seeds in his hand, and when he saw that Lao Lu had run away, he hurriedly chased after him.

rushed to Lu Liangjie as a soldier, this physical fitness is good, holding such a big bag of melon seeds can catch up with Lu Xiaodonkey, and he got on a tricycle with a jump.

The tricycle started a little slowly, and the group of people was about to catch up, so Lu Xiaodonkey was in a hurry, took out a lighter and threw it to Lu Liangjie.

"Let Gatling them!"

“...”

Although this is a bit lacking in morality, it will be over if he is caught up, and Lu Liangjie can't care so much.

Lu Liangjie flipped in the tricycle and pulled out a firework the size of a football.

I didn't have time to think about it, as soon as the lighter was lit, I started to aim behind it.

This thing is probably a firework made by a black workshop, and the fuse is too short, so it starts to spray as soon as it is lit.

"Biu~ Smack!"

A burst of flames shot out and exploded on the ground, scaring the pursuers behind them into a thrill, and they all broke out and scattered, but they were still trying to chase.

"Don't you want to fight so hard!" Lu Liangjie's shot just now was deliberately hit on the ground, just to deter it, I didn't expect them to dare to chase it, since that's the case, then don't blame me!

The grandson who had just been spitted on was chasing and scolding, and in a hurry, he bent down and took off his shoes and threw them out.

"Biu~ Smack!"

"Ahh A scream rang out, and the grandson lay on the ground with his feet in his hands.

Coincidentally, as soon as his shoes were thrown out, a firework exploded on his feet, and his black socks were blown out of the holes, and they were still smoking.

Lu Xiaodonkey always paid attention to the battle situation behind, and was immediately happy when he saw the scene.

"Well done, in ancient times, there was Lu Feng who shot a halberd at the gate, and now there is Lu Liangjie who blows up his feet on the street!"

At this time, the speed of the electric tricycle also increased, and the group of chasing soldiers behind designated that they could not catch up, and Lu Xiaodonkey still had the leisure to ridicule it.

Lu Liangjie: "I just aimed at his thigh. ”

“...”

Obediently, this guy is more ruthless than himself, aiming at his thighs, and he is not afraid of roasting that guy, is this going to be fried chicken?

In order to prevent a tail from following, Lu Xiaodonkey deliberately drove a tricycle around several villages before driving home.

The awareness of anti-investigation is very nice, and Comrade Lu Liangjie said that it is good.

Seeing the embarrassment of the two, the old mother looked suspicious: "Didn't you go to buy and sell?" ”

"Something went wrong..."

Mom didn't bother to care about them, so she went out for a walk with the little white star in her arms.

The two brothers smoked cigarettes and summed it up, it's really hard to get it without a certificate, so they can only sell a couplet or something, where can they sell fireworks so much profit.

Lu Liangjie means that he will simply not make fireworks, just sell melon seeds or something, and make money up.

As for the rest of the fireworks, just leave it to yourself.

Lu Xiaodonkey is a stubborn donkey: "No, this must not be lost to grandma's house." ”

Indeed, although some materials were rescued when he escaped, the remaining ones had to have a thousand yuan, and it was estimated that just selling couplet melon seeds or something would be enough to return to the capital.

In fact, the 1,000 yuan calculated by Lao Lu is the money sold, and the cost is less than three-tenths, and he will lose three or four hundred yuan, and he can also make money by selling melon seeds or something.

But who is Lao Lu? In his place, if he doesn't make money, he loses money, and the labor cost is also money, otherwise wouldn't he get up at three o'clock and make money at a loss?

What's more, this is still rectified by someone, just according to Lao Lu's temper, can he bear it?

The bell must also be tied to the bell, since the problem cannot be solved, then solve the person who has the problem!

Lu Liangjie was taken aback: "Don't be impulsive, isn't it just a thousand yuan, it won't kill people." ”

Lu Liangjie knew about this cousin, because of the matter of that land, he almost didn't beat the people in the village to death with that big brother.

With these two stunned tempers, they have suffered such a big loss today, maybe they can really make some big news.

Lu Xiaodonkey waved his hand: "Where do you want to go, am I such a ruthless person?" ”

Although Lu Xiaodonkey is not a good person, he will definitely not kill people because of this money, and he is not mentally ill.

Lu Liangjie pouted, didn't he?

"Come with your ears."

“...”

"Let's do this, do this~ understand?"

After listening to Lu Xiaodonkey's plan, Lu Liangjie was a little moved, to be honest, they are all from the same village, and no one has lost his temper yet.

suffered such a big loss today, and Lu Liangjie also wanted to vent his evil anger.

More importantly, wouldn't it be better if you could earn back the money you lost?

After deciding, Lu Xiaodonkey called the big man and asked him to come over and lie down later, someone wanted to call.

Lao Lu also specially explained that he would come over after lunch, otherwise he would have no strength to fight later.