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Hearing the voice of Cao Cao and Liu Bei coming back, Xiao Wan'er rushed out of the bedroom on the second floor with a pair of lotus-like jade feet, her bright eyes full of joy.

"Grandpa Cao, Grandpa Liu, you're finally back, Wan'er misses you so much." Xiao Wan'er ran all the way down the stairs, bouncing and cheering at Liu Bei and Cao Cao.

Looking at the little girl who was rushing towards him, Cao Cao and Liu Bei were stupid in place, the two looked at each other, and both saw the stunned look in each other's eyes.

Holy, what's going on? Didn't the little girl just get to her knees before they left, why is it all up to the thighs now? Have they been gone for two months or three years? Could it be ....... Did they cross over?

Liu Bei and Cao Cao looked at each other, full of questions.

If it weren't for the fact that the little girl's appearance hadn't changed in the slightest, and she was still as cute and cute as before, Cao Cao and Liu Bei would definitely think that Huang Xiaowei didn't know where to find a little girl to tease them.

But here's the problem, the little girl is still the same little girl, her appearance and voice haven't changed at all, except that she has grown a little taller and a lot bigger, nothing has changed, but ......

But this is really wrong, even if Huang Xiaowei gives Xiao Wan'er hormones every day, it is impossible for him to grow so fast...... Wait a minute!

Liu Bei Cao Cao suddenly paused, and turned his head to look at Huang Xiaowei on the sofa with a mocking face, Cao Cao opened his mouth and asked stupidly: "Xiaowei, don't you tell us that in the past two months, three years have passed on the Tang Dynasty's side?" ”

Huang Xiaowei nodded and said, "Yes, three years have passed in the Tang Dynasty," After speaking, Huang Xiaowei slapped his thigh and sighed: "Old Cao Lao Liu, don't talk about you, I was also shocked when I saw Wan'er for the first time, hey, you weren't scared, right?" ”

Liu Bei Cao Cao patted his little heart and said, "It's okay, I'm not scared to death." ”

The cute little Wan'er jumped in front of Cao Cao and Liu Bei, looking up at her delicate little face, holding one of Cao Cao's and Liu Bei's arms, and said coquettishly: "Grandpa Cao, Grandpa Liu, Wan'er misses you so much." ”

Cao Cao and Liu Bei looked at Xiao Wan'er, although they were still a little unaccustomed to it, but Wan'er has always been a piece of meat in their hearts, and what can they do when they grow up, they still like it.

At that moment, the two old men patted Xiao Wan'er's little head amiably and said, "Wan'er, grandpa misses you too." ”

Xiao Wan'er stuck out her tongue cutely.

Liu Bei squatted down, stroked the little girl's fair face, and said gently: "Wan'er, tell grandpa, how did you live in the three years of the Tang Dynasty, did anyone bully you?" ”

As soon as she heard Liu Bei's words, Xiao Wan'er frowned and pouted and whispered: "It's okay, the queen mother is very good to me, and Li Xian's younger brother often comes to play with me, and Wan'er has also learned a lot of new things, that is, ..... It's ......"

Xiao Wan'er turned her head to stare at Huang Xiaowei coquettishly and said, "It's just that you are not by Wan'er's side, Wan'er is so lonely alone, she dreams of you every night." ”

"I thought you wouldn't be Wan'er," said the little girl's eyes couldn't help but turn red, and her big eyes were covered with a layer of mist.

Huang Xiaowei looked anxious, "Hey, little ancestor, why are you crying again, didn't you cry again in the Tang Dynasty the day before yesterday." ”

Cao Cao glared at Huang Xiaowei, and hurriedly hugged the little girl in his arms.

In the past, the little girl was less than one meter, and holding it in her arms was like holding a doll, which was cute and trouble-free, but now the little girl has reached a height of one meter three, and it is very troublesome and laborious to hold it.

Cao Cao hugged Xiao Wan'er, shrugged his shoulders, and said to Huang Xiaowei in a vicious voice: "You kid shut your mouth for me, do you have a part in talking here!" Oh, Wan'er doesn't cry, why don't you cry, we're big kids now, we can't cry casually. Cao Cao hugged Xiao Wan'er and comforted her gently.

Huang Xiaowei pursed the corners of his mouth, then put on a smiling face, and beckoned to the little girl: "Wan'er don't cry, obedient, come, go to Little Viagra here, why don't you play with your mobile phone, and wait for the evening, I will take you out with Sister Qing to eat delicious food." ”

The little girl blinked her smart eyes, grinned, stretched out her little hand to wipe her tears, and then jumped off Cao Cao's body and threw herself into Huang Xiaowei's arms.

Huang Xiaowei took the little girl's jade hand and walked to the sofa, lay down, Xiao Wan'er immediately got into his arms again, hugged one of his arms, neither cried nor made trouble, and obediently lay in Huang Xiaowei's warm arms.

Cao Cao Liu Bei looked at Shangguan Wan'er, who was still having a child's temper with Huang Xiaowei one second, and suddenly quieted down the next second, just because Huang Xiaowei simply comforted her a few words, alas, why is this Wan'er so close to Huang Xiaowei?

Huang Xiaowei lay on the sofa, stretched out his left hand, and waved in the air: "Lao Cao, Lao Liu, come here to talk, what are you doing standing there." ”

Cao Cao and Liu Bei sat down next to the sofa in response, and the two old men just sat down, and suddenly patted their heads at the same time, "Look at our memory, Xiaowei, come over and take a look at the gifts we brought you." ”

Huang Xiaowei tilted his head and glanced behind him, and found that Cao Cao and Liu Bei only brought a suitcase when they came back this time, which was too different from the last time they brought gifts in large bags and small bags.

Huang Xiaowei couldn't help asking: "You two are patronizing yourself this time, and you forgot to buy us a gift after finishing the matter, right, to be honest, did you buy the so-called gift in the suitcase at the airport just after getting off the plane?" ”

Cao Cao sighed and said: "Don't mention it, we originally bought gifts for you in the UK, New Zealand, and France, such as cosmetics for Xiaoqing, clothes for Wan'er, shoes for Xiaojun and General Meng, and a new baseball bat for your boy." ”

Liu Bei accosted: "What's wrong, you kid don't know, that baseball bat alone cost us tens of thousands, it seems to have been used by a guy named Babe Ruth, and there is his autograph on it." ”

Huang Xiaowei stroked Xiao Wan'er's hair, frowned suspiciously, and said, "Babe Ruth? Why does this sound so familiar to me? Huang Xiaowei hurriedly turned on his mobile phone to search for Babe Ruth, and the result was .....

"Holy, American baseball god, Babe Ruth!" Huang Xiaowei stood up from the sofa suddenly, looked at Cao Cao and Liu Bei incredulously, and said, "You really bought his autographed baseball bat?" ”

Liu Bei nodded and said, "Yes, it cost us tens of thousands of dollars." ”

"Wait a minute, don't be busy blowing just yet."

Huang Xiaowei interrupted Liu Bei's words, and continued to look at the introduction of Babi Ruth in Baidu Encyclopedia, after reading it, Huang Xiaowei was speechless and said: "I said Lao Liu Lao Cao, Babi Ruth, died in the year of the victory of the Anti-Japanese War, how could you buy a baseball bat signed by him, even if you can buy ......"

Huang Xiaowei rolled his eyes and said, "Are you sure it's a baseball bat and not some burning stick?" ”

Cao Cao and Liu Bei felt a little embarrassed, no need to ask, the two old men were deceived.

Huang Xiaowei sat back on the sofa and teased: "Okay, okay, you two don't fool me, just say where the gifts went?" ”

"Alas......" Cao Cao sighed: "Don't mention it, when we went to Africa, we happened to encounter two groups of militants in the exchange of fire, in fact, there was nothing to do with us, we were watching the excitement for a while, but who would have thought, one of the people is a militia, it's too wasteful, and it was beaten away by **** in a few clicks, so we ......"

"Taken prisoner?" Huang Xiaowei asked uncertainly: "No, even if you are a prisoner of others, then they should call me to extort ransom if they didn't shoot you two on the spot, right?" ”

"What." Liu Bei pouted and said: "They really wanted to arrest us at first, but can we be captured by them, we ran away as soon as we slipped away, but we ran away with me, so we didn't care about taking the things, and we lost all our brains to those." ”

After hearing this, Cao Cao was angry and said: "It's all because of Liu Da'er, this old thing, I have nothing to do but watch the excitement, I told him, hurry up and go, he just didn't listen, this is good, everything is lost," After speaking, Cao Cao proudly patted his chest and said: "Fortunately, Lao Tzu is witty enough to carry the bank card or something, otherwise he would have to come back." ”

Huang Xiaowei stared at the two of them suspiciously: "That's not right, didn't you go around other countries after Africa, and finally flew back from Japan, and when you arrived in those countries, you didn't think about buying us something?" ”

Huang Xiaowei continued: "You just said that you were too happy to play outside, and accidentally forgot it, I don't can't understand, after all, I finally went out on a long trip." ”

"What are you, you think we are you, so heartless, it's not all a good thing that Cao Apu provoked!"

Liu Bei slapped Cao Cao's head and said: "Xiaowei, don't you know that Cao Apu is an old thing, what a bad idea, we were supposed to stay well in Australia, but he had to go to the Amazon to see the primeval forest, I didn't let him go, he had to go, yes, after hundreds of miles deep into the Amazon jungle, we met the local cannibal tribe." ”

Huang Xiaowei: "......"

Huang Xiaowei looked Liu Bei Cao Cao up and down, and found that the parts and organs were still there, and said, "Anyway, you haven't been eaten?" ”

Liu Bei laughed and said: "I'm fine, it's just that Cao Apu was almost cooked." ”

Liu Bei stretched out his hand and began to compare and say: "I remember that it was the third day of entering the Amazon, early that morning I took a bamboo pole to fish near the camp where we stayed, and Cao Apu rested in the tent, not to mention, the fish in that piece is big, and the largest one I caught was about one hundred and twenty ......"

"Hey, don't brag and get down to business." Huang Xiaowei said speechlessly.

Liu Bei smiled awkwardly, then widened his eyes and said, "But as soon as I come back, Cao Ah will be gone!" Liu Bei's expression was very rich: "When I came back, I didn't see anything else, but I saw that our tent was turned over in a mess, and the luggage was gone, even Cao Apu was gone, do you know where he went?" ”

"Captured by cannibals?"

Liu Bei clapped his hands, "It's not okay, Cao Apu, this old thing, was tied to a wooden stick and carried all the way back to the tribe, if it weren't for my rich experience, I followed the footprints of their departure and touched their lair, Cao Apu would definitely be in the pot." ”

Liu Bei sighed: "Don't you know, when I went to save him, the water was boiled, and the sorcerer of the tribe was sprinkling spices on Cao Apu." ”