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Huang Xiaowei no longer knows what kind of expression to use to describe Cao Cao and Liu Bei, whether these two are going out to travel or going out to find death, how dare they go anywhere, and then, Liu Bei and Cao Cao began to depict their global travel in a tangible and colorful way, or it can also be used to describe death travel.

According to Liu Bei, after Cao Cao was captured by the cannibal tribe at that time, Liu Bei rushed into the tribe of hundreds of people as before, but he was not stupid enough to fight a hundred, and it was almost the same to get Zhao Yun.

Holding six or seven grenades bought from the local government army in Amazon, that is, arms dealers, Liu Bei smashed them all into it, and I have to say that the quality of the grenades of the Brazilian military is far from that made by Huo Quzhi.

There were only seven grenades in total, and there were actually two dumb fires, but five grenades were enough for those cannibal tribes to drink a pot.

"Boom, boom," after the explosion, the smoke was filled, and many men, women, and children of the cannibal tribe were killed, and the rest were scattered, all scared away, only the wizard with the bells and whistles painted on his face, stuck to the spot, refused to leave, and his mouth was even more screaming.

Don't be afraid, this is just a test given to us by the gods, as long as we can survive, we will definitely achieve the final victory, brave warriors, take up the sword and gun in your hands and kill those devils.

As soon as the wizard finished speaking, Liu Bei kicked him unconscious, Damn, you are embarrassed to say that I am a devil, and you don't pee according to what kind of virtue you are, as if you are a special toad.

After solving the cannibal tribe, Liu Bei took Cao Cao, who was fragrant and already frightened, off the bamboo pole, and hurriedly fled with his good friends on his back.

Compared with provoking the cannibal tribe, Liu Bei Cao Cao's next move can be described as crazy to the extreme, causing Huang Xiaowei to secretly wonder, how did these two come back alive?

When he was in Egypt, Liu Bei Cao Cao walked around the pyramid for tourists, and then walked out very obediently and walked towards the huge sphinx in the distance, where he wanted to take a group photo.

Well, I'm very honest about taking pictures, but ..... The two old men felt that this was not domineering enough, they just took a picture under the Sphinx, which did not reflect their wisdom and martial arts at all.

So...... Liu Bei jumped up, carried Cao Cao on his back and performed five or six light skills in a row, moving all the way, and actually let him fly to the top of the Sphinx, yes, the two old men were going to take a group photo at the top of the Sphinx.

At that moment, looking at Cao Cao Liu Bei standing on the head of the sphinx, the nearby tourists and staff were all dumbfounded,, what a cultural relic, why did you go up, but how did you go up?

Ahh

Cao Cao Liu Bei, who was standing at the head of the Sphinx, had not had time to take pictures, and there were groups of staff members below, dancing and shouting at them one by one, spitting stars, if the two old men guessed correctly, they should be scolding themselves, and there are many people with guns, all of them are guards protecting the pyramid.

Looking at this posture, Cao Cao and Liu Bei were a little unhappy, isn't it just to take a picture with an earth and stone statue, can you make such a fuss, where is it not standing, you look at your stingy appearance, do you know who we are, Liu Bei Cao Cao, to put it mildly, we can take a photo with your statue, that is for your face.

"Ahh Liu Bei spat unhappily, and spit right on the head of the Sphinx at his feet.

This scene caught everyone's eyes, and then ......

The staff and the nearby security guards and army guarding the pyramids and sphinxes went crazy.

"Damn, are you so crazy that you dare to spit on the sphinx, damn, this must be sent by the heretics to deliberately smash the field, my big FFF regiment is going to be burned to death, ah no, my great Egyptian people are going to tie you to the gallows and burn you alive!

Liu Bei Cao Cao's move is not only disrespectful to cultural relics, but also an insult to the Indian people.

"Kill those two who were stabbed a thousand times!" The Egyptian people were excited, and they had the urge to rush up and divide Liu Bei and Cao Cao's bodies, but most of them were scolding and scolding at the bottom, and they couldn't go up at all, do you think anyone can fly.

As for letting those troops and security shoot...... Come on, what if the Sphinx is broken.

Hehe, in fact, no accident, it's already broken.

The two old men saw that there were troops and people coming here, and in the blink of an eye, more than 3,000 people had gathered near the Sphinx, Liu Bei and Cao Cao were a little scared, they were not stupid, they were all surrounded by people, who was not afraid.

"I said, big-eared thief, why don't you go first, it won't be easy for them to climb up with a ladder in a while," Cao Cao said with a look of fear.

Liu Bei nodded in agreement and said, "Well, what you said is very reasonable, then you hurry up and I'll fly you away." ”

Cao Cao hurriedly jumped on Liu Bei's back, and Liu Bei stomped Cao Cao's feet and rose into the air.

This time, no one cared whether Cao Cao and Liu Bei were going to run away, because in the eyes of the more than 3,000 people and the soldiers who rushed to hear the news, the tall and majestic sphinx, which had stood in Egypt for thousands of years, had a nose and fell off......

It was probably caused by Liu Bei's stomping.

"Boom." The huge boulder smashed on the ground, setting off a billowing yellow mist, but before the nose fell, the nearby people ran away, except for a few unlucky ones, who ran slowly, and were accidentally knocked out by the flying stones, there were no casualties.

But now it doesn't seem that we should consider the question of whether there are casualties, but the Sphinx, the symbol of their Egypt, the Sphinx's nose was actually kicked off by two old men!!

With tears in their eyes, the Egyptians knelt down and begged for forgiveness, and the soldiers shot angrily into the sky.

Since this day, Cao Cao and Liu Bei have been wanted throughout Egypt, but the two old men have escaped, and I don't know how they did it....... Later, the sphinx's face was repaired at the expense of the Indian government, and there was no difference from before, but ..... Anyway, Liu Bei and Cao Cao don't plan to go to Egypt in this life, every family has their wanted warrants, and if they show up, they will die.

When they were in the UK, they also had a fight with the British royal guard in front of Buckingham Palace, because the British royal guard didn't take them seriously...... Ahh

And when I went to visit the Louvre, two old men accidentally damaged a famous painting worth tens of millions.

The main thing is that Liu Bei Cao Cao stood in front of the famous painting to admire, and then Liu Bei didn't know what to say to Cao Cao, which made the old man laugh, and he was also drinking water, good guy, this laugh, all the mineral water was sprayed on the painting, and then the two old men ran away again......

Liu Bei Cao Cao's reputation is basically already on the stinky streets of foreign countries.

Not only that, as I said before, these two people dare to go anywhere in the world, and the places they go to are as remote and remote, as dangerous and dangerous, and they often drill around in the deep mountains and old forests.

What are the uninhabited snowy peaks of the Alps, the deepest part of the Sahara Desert, the valley of death in the Kunlun Mountains, the ruins of the Mayans, even the two old men in the Bermuda Triangle went to take a look, there is no place they dare not go, how did you say these two old men came back alive? This ability to escape for your life is too powerful.

Huang Xiaowei was speechless after listening to Cao Cao and Liu Bei's global trip, and then cocked his Erlang legs and said, "Then do you plan to continue to go out to play when you come back this time?" ”

Liu Bei Cao Cao didn't speak, and Huang Xiaowei began to scold, pointing to his nose.

"You two heartless old things, put me and my wife at home by ourselves, and put them for two months, it's a shame that you can do this kind of thing, don't you know how much we miss you!"

Cao Cao Liu Bei smiled and said: "Don't go, don't go, this time we will stay in your villa forever," Cao Cao paused, a little embarrassed and said: "Xiaowei, in fact, I won't hide it from you, we came back this time, the main thing is that there is almost no money in our pockets, otherwise we wouldn't have come back so early, you won't mind......"

How rich Cao Cao and Liu Bei is, Huang Xiaowei doesn't know, anyway, he estimates that it will be at least more than a billion, but they actually said that all the money was spent in a few months! At the least, it is estimated that there will not be much left.

In this regard, Huang Xiaowei was not surprised, just look at where Liu Bei and Cao Cao went, and the luggage alone must have been lost more than once.

In addition, every place they go, they have to taste the most luxurious local food, stay in the most high-end hotels, and spend a lot of money.

Huang Xiaowei sighed and said, "I don't mind, I get used to it anyway." ”

Cao Cao Liu Bei laughed a few times, and then the two old men opened their suitcases and took out two very beautiful little clothes from them, Cao Cao wanted to hand the clothes to Xiao Wan'er, but looked at the little girl who had grown up, and then looked at the small clothes in his hand, and couldn't help laughing at himself, "Alas, this time it's a loss." ”

Liu Bei tugged Huang Xiaowei's arm and said, "Xiaowei, Wan'er, what's the situation?" How did it suddenly become so big. ”

Huang Xiaowei looked down at Shangguan Wan'er, who was obediently holding his arm and lying in his arms playing on the phone, and he was speechless for a while, and he didn't know where to start.

In just two months, a six-year-old child suddenly became nine years old, and he was about to be ten years old, and the impact of this could be far from the front foot of the Qin Dynasty, and the impact of the back foot was greater than that of the back foot for three years.

Don't look at the three years between the two, but there is a good saying, the eighteenth change of the female college, although Xiao Wan'er is only three years older, it is already a world of difference from before.

Now she gives people a sense of intelligence and dexterity, and she is very polite, she speaks softly, even if she smiles, she is not like laughing heartily before, but pursing her lips and smiling, which is similar to Chu Mengyao who has become a lady.

But the little Wan'er is different from the rotten girl, Wan'er is purely grown up and more sensible.

And Juwu Zetian said, in the past three years, Wan'er has brought her a strong shock, she has never seen such a smart child, she learns everything quickly, and she can understand it at all, yes, if Wan'er is not smart, how can she become Shangguan Zhaorong in the future?

Huang Xiaowei hugged the little girl's delicate body, his eyes were illusory, and he fell into memories.