In mid-August, just in the middle of the night, the heat was unbearable, and there was a low-rent house in a corner of the magic capital.

A small-haired young man sweated profusely and clicked the broken mobile phone in his hand, and his mouth was not idle: "Arthur, can you play, why are you out of the hat?"

"Little braised egg, you chicken, you are output"

Cai Wenji: "I'm here to arrest someone"

... Ten minutes later, the inch-headed boy slapped his phone on the ground in annoyance, rolled his eyes and fainted.

This young man's name is Lu Xiaodonkey, and because of this name, he has been ridiculed many times since he was a child.

He also asked his mother, who said that it was easy to support her...

It is said that in this year's college entrance examination, Lu Xiaodonkey's test is not bad, one book cannot be passed, and the second book can finally pass the line.

The old Lu family finally has a college student, and it can be regarded as the green smoke coming out of the ancestral tomb.

But Lu Xiaodonkey's family is poor, a single-parent family, and his mother pulls three people to grow up alone, so it is not easy to be fed and clothed.

The problem of tuition fees made my mother gray in hair.

That is, the two sisters have already become their own families, and they can help when they have any difficulties.

The college tuition was made up by the two sisters, and Lu Xiaodonkey also volunteered to go out to work to earn living expenses.

No, he took the two thousand yuan given by his mother and a train ticket to the magic capital where he was unfamiliar.

It just so happened that the university he was admitted to was also here, and he was going to report directly to the two-month summer job.

But the ideal is beautiful, the reality is cruel, Lu Xiaodonkey, who has black eyes, finally found a job on a certain website, and only said that he would pay a deposit of 500 yuan.

Lu Xiaodonkey immediately said: "Fuck you"

When I first graduated, the head teacher said that any job that had to be paid first was a fool.

I couldn't find a job, I rented a broken house, and I spent almost 2,000 yuan, so it was absolutely impossible for him to lick his face and go back to his hometown.

So what to do? At this time, just when the last hundred pieces on Lu Xiaodonkey's body were about to be spent, the inspiration moved.

You know what? People have found a job as a booster, the glory of the king, platinum on a diamond, as long as one game, you can get ten yuan.

In fact, he has played this game a few times, and the rank is still gold, and then he was going to take the college entrance examination, and his mobile phone was confiscated by his mother.

Lu Xiaodonkey thought to himself: "Isn't it just a star?" That's not like picking up money, a meal of egg fried rice has fallen."

He also became a diamond and he was in gold, and he patted his chest at that time: "Brother, don't worry, I'll give you a whole right away."

The result can be imagined, Lu Bu used by Lu Xiaodonkey was pressed by the duo on the road, and the strangeness of his teammates made Lu Xiaodonkey's heart very stuffed.

Losing four games in a row, from platinum one to platinum two, let alone promotion, if you can beat the star back, you can burn high incense.

Lu Xiaodonkey, who lost the red eye, thought of compensating the owner for fifty yuan tomorrow, and fainted in a moment of anger.

In the middle of the night, Lu Xiaodonkey woke up and turned around, first sat in a daze for a while, and inadvertently saw the two big words of failure on the mobile phone, and almost didn't cry.

"No, I have to call him back, I can't afford to pay for the fifty dollars"

Lu Xiaodonkey calmed down, hurriedly charged the phone, and clicked on it to continue the ranking.

... Before Lu Xiaodonkey could react, his teammates chose one after another, Lu Bu on the road, Diao Chan in the middle, the shooter Baili Shou Covenant, and the jungler Ake...

Yes, there is only one auxiliary left, and Lu Xiaodonkey doesn't want to quarrel, otherwise his teammates will hang up in anger.

I can only hope that they will take them away, for the sake of safety, Lu Xiaodonkey chose an Eastern Emperor Taiyi, this guy does not say anything else, and his ability to protect people is second to none.

"Welcome to Glory of Kings"

"The enemy has five seconds left to arrive on the battlefield, so be prepared"

"All the troops are attacking!"

The magnificent lines sounded, and Lu Xiaodonkey controlled the Eastern Emperor Taiyi to follow Baili Shouyu to the next road.

Lu Xiaodonkey rubbed his eyes, "This is?" ”

"Damn, I must not have woken up yet"

Lu Xiaodonkey arrived at the line, his fingers habitually swiping across the screen, ready to see what his teammates were doing.

It's just that this one can't be seen, Lu Xiaodonkey actually found that he could see the whole map!

On the opposite side, Sun Wukong is turning somersault clouds in the grass of Papa Smurf.

Hou Yi and Ming Shiyin hid in the grass on the upper road, preparing for a wave of Yin Lu Bu.

Zhuge Liang was looking at his red father to prevent Ake from sneaking up.

Bai Qi, who is on the line with himself, hides behind the defense tower and makes a lewd stroke.

Lu Xiaodonkey slapped himself hard: "Hiss~ This is not a dream"

I don't have time to think about it, so let's get the stars back quickly, otherwise I'll have to pick up the garbage tomorrow.

Thinking of this, Lu Xiaodonkey hurriedly controlled Donghuang Taiyi and rushed to the opposite Papa Smurf area.

Hou Yi: "Begin to retreat"

Ake: "Obscene development, don't wave"

Diao Chan: "??? ”

Lu Bu didn't speak, he was caught by Ming Shiyin and Hou Yi at this time, and he was running away frantically.

The Eastern Emperor still rushed towards the grass of Papa Smurf regardless of it, and when the army line came, the others no longer cared about him.

Donghuang Taiyi stopped as soon as he walked to the triangle grass, Sun Wukong was punching me with Papa Slam.

The first-level Blue Daddy is not easy to mess with, and Sun Wukong, who did not have the help of his teammates, was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face.

Just when both sides had half of their blood left, Sun Wukong was horrified to find a yellow eel running over.

What can be done, let's go~ Reluctant to beat half of Papa Smurf, don't go, this bit of blood is estimated to not be able to get the Eastern Emperor, Sun Wukong hurriedly began to call friends.

But who cares about him, at this time, the three roads are playing well, and you are not lively when you come and go.

Lu Xiaodonkey observed the small map, and when he saw that no one was coming, he swaggered in to drive Sun Wukong away.

Sun Wukong was reluctant to leave at first, but he couldn't bear it after being rubbed a few times by the three magic balls on Donghuang Taiyi's body.

The two sticks he knocked on the Eastern Emperor were not enough for the Eastern Emperor to recover blood.

This is the disgusting part of the Eastern Emperor, the passive of the Eastern Emperor: the devouring of the dark crown, it is really perverted, you can't kill him without three people.

Sun Wukong has only one block of blood left, and Papa Sao can't care about it, so he turns around and runs.

Lu Xiaodonkey smiled cheaply: "You still want to leave after pretending to be forced?" ”

I saw Donghuang follow in a flash, and the three magic balls on his body cooperated with Ping A to easily take away Sun Wukong.

“first blood”

“... Monkey, you can really do it, you are assisted to kill alone"

"Fuck your uncle, no one has come to help me for a long time"

"Okay, okay, it's useless to assist in getting a blood, let's fight well"

Sun Wukong didn't speak, and after the resurrection, he hurriedly rushed to Papa Smurf, I just hope that Donghuang hasn't beaten Papa Smurf yet.

"The evolution of your brain is so low, what to do with the biology exam!"

“...”

Sun Wukong watched Papa Smurf standing leisurely in the nest, and before he had time to be happy, he saw a yellow eel emerge from the grass...