Chapter 2: Teasing
Sun Wukong is smart now, and he doesn't entangle with the Eastern Emperor, so he turns his head and fights the little wolf.
Donghuang didn't do it anymore, you are such a big person, what kind of hero is bullying wild monsters, you have the ability to come at me, and hurriedly wagged your tail to rescue the two little wolves.
Monkey King: "... You're going to have a lot of mmd,"
"Otherwise, I'm coming"
"Don't let him run"
Bai Qi and Zhuge Liang finally let go of their opponents and rushed to the wild area, preparing to outflank the Eastern Emperor.
Lu Xiaodonkey had already stared at them, turned around and ran.
"Count you kid lucky" Sun Wukong scolded secretly, and after clearing the two little wolves, he scuffled with Papa Slam.
After beating the little wolf, Sun Wukong was already dissatisfied.
Thanks to the inscriptions, plus a punishment, he was able to kill Papa Smurf, and he had a trace of blood left.
At this time, the three dragon candles smashed down like meteorites...
Bai Qi: "Don't send the monkey"
Zhuge Liang: "Shark Ratio"
Hou Yi: "Lewd development and don't wave"
Ming Shiyin: "Stabilize us and we can win"
Sun Wukong: "Donghuang, you are a **, I am *you*"
Buy one get one free, accepted Sun Wukong's head and gave him a Blue Daddy, Lu Xiao Donkey Tiduo was proud.
As for Sun Wukong's swearing, people didn't open all the channels at all.
Sun Wukong's mentality was not good, and he rushed to the road with a gloomy face, ready to take away the red father.
With no equipment and no level, he once again encountered that nightmarish Eastern Emperor...
Sun Wukong is no longer in the jungle, so he squats in the spring and types wildly.
The monkey hung up, plus Lu Bu Diao Chan and his wife were really injured and mixed doubles.
Without any suspense, the red side stubbornly organized several team battles and was wiped out, and had no choice but to surrender.
"Help on the other side report the monkey! Thank you"
Victory!
Lu Xiaodonkey breathed a long sigh of relief, put down the phone and began to be in a daze again.
If what happened just now was not a dream, then he would have developed, and in order to verify this conjecture, he hurriedly clicked on the ranking again.
At five o'clock in the morning, Lu Xiaodonkey looked at the diamond logo on the screen, forced his sleepiness to send a screenshot to the owner and fell asleep.
"Brother, where's the money?"
“???”
"Fuck your uncle"
At two o'clock in the afternoon, Lu Xiaodonkey, who had just gotten up from bed, looked at the dazzling red exclamation mark on his mobile phone and was furious.
This is the result of his overnight fight! Ten dollars won't be given!
"It's okay, it's okay, I'm getting more than ten dollars!"
Lu Xiaodonkey comforted herself, washed up and sorted out her mood and packed her luggage and went downstairs.
The rent was due, and he didn't want to be kicked out of the house, so it would be more decent to go by himself.
For the last twenty yuan, in addition to the egg fried rice, I also added a chicken leg and asked for a bottle of cold beer.
Lu Xiaodonkey wandered aimlessly on the street with a snakeskin pouch, thinking about which subway station to squat at night.
The mobile phone is fully charged, and if the order goes well, it is estimated that you can earn 30 yuan.
It's enough to eat, and the most important thing at the moment is to find a reliable treasure store, he doesn't want to be relied on anymore.
"Oh no, it's hot baby"
The weather was hot, and Lu Xiaodonkey was still holding a big bag, and after walking for a while, he was panting like a dog, and hurriedly found a shopping mall and got in.
"Is there anyone who dares to play, there is still one person missing, if you win, you will get a bonus of 10,000 yuan, and if you lose, you will get a membership card worth 1,000 yuan from our shopping mall Jinzuo KTV"
Lu Xiaodonkey had just entered the mall and didn't have time to catch his breath when he saw a large circle of people in front of him.
On a makeshift stage, a host spat on a hair combed like a dog licking.
Above him, a large screen was playing a video of the Glory of Kings game.
Lu Xiaodonkey didn't hear anything else, but only heard 10,000 yuan.
Hurriedly hugged the snakeskin bag and surrounded it, pulled a young man and asked, "Dude, what's the situation, what is this, what is 10,000 yuan?"
The guy turned his head and glanced at the snakeskin pocket in his arms, pursed his lips and explained: "Isn't this an event held by a merchant, go up and play three games, and if you win, you will have a prize of 10,000 yuan."
Lu Xiaodonkey's eyes lit up, and this good thing: "Brother, thank you",
"Cut, Tubaozi, they invited a certain fish anchor Brother Yue's convoy, isn't it a shame to go up" He didn't let Lu Xiaodonkey hear this sentence.
"Host, I'm coming!"
"I've borrowed it, I'm sorry."
Lu Xiaodonkey shouted as he hugged the snakeskin bag and squeezed forward.
"Oh, we've finally had another warrior, uh, this warrior is quite down-to-earth."
The host's words made the audience laugh, including a popular live broadcast room with 200,000 people.
On his outfit, which added up to no more than fifty yuan, the two big words "urea" were clearly printed on the pocket in his arms.
That is, the face is quite delicate, and the small inch head with spirit looks a little handsome.
"666, where did you get this from?"
"Maybe people are masters, don't you know that there are great gods among the people since ancient times?"
"It's open, just bet that these birds on the other side can last a few minutes"
"Fifteen"
"You look down on Brother Yue too much, I'll bet on the opposite side of the six-point cast"
Lu Xiaodonkey finally squeezed onto the stage and handed over the snakeskin bag to the host to take care of.
Hurriedly ran to the empty position and sat down to greet his teammates.
"I'm afraid that people will steal these rags, and I'm laughing to death of labor and management, haha"
The four teammates also nodded perfunctorily to Lu Xiaodonkey, anyway, they were just aiming for the singing card.
The mobile phone is officially provided, Android and Apple have it, anyway, it is much better than Lu Xiaodonkey's broken mobile phone.
"Okay, the players on both sides have already entered the room, the team led by Brother Fang Yue in blue is all starry, and then look at the red side, two diamonds, two platinum, and a... Gold"
"Hahaha, the gold dares to go up, I take it"
"Hermit crabs have no home, this name is quite literary."
The teammates also had a little dark faces, although they were just rushing to lose, but it was not good to lose too ugly: "Hermit crab, you can choose an assistant later, just develop obscenely"
Although Lu Xiaodonkey wants to fight in the jungle, his inscription is not yet full, so he will assist.
Since it is an exhibition match, in order to release Brother Yue's heroes, the organizers have stipulated the cancellation of the selection link.
Lu Xiaodonkey is also very satisfied with this, he doesn't have many heroes, if they are all wiped out, how can he play.
The blue side chose Li Bai with one hand, which caused a howl from the fans.
"Brother Yue's Li Bai took it out, and played with a hammer on the opposite side"
"Just choose all the meat and wait for 6 points in the spring."
Not to be outdone, the red side chose Han Runran, I can't beat you and I can't outrun you?
The selection is over, and the blue lineup: Li Bai, A Ke, Sun Wukong, Hou Yi, Daji.
Red side lineup: Han Xin, Baili Shouyu, Xiao Qiao, Hua Mulan, and Lu Xiaodonkey chose Zhong Kui to assist.
"Three assassins?"
"This is running to play tricks, it's really quality, hehe"
"What is sour in front, you have the ability, you can also play tricks"
Lu Xiaodonkey's teammates had ugly faces, which was too contemptuous.