Metamorphosis - Many Disasters (59)
After coming out of the Gongchang Dao Chief, we arrived at a market town in less than half a day, so we got a lot of delicious food, and packed a lot. We rested there for the night, and then the next morning we were back on our way. I counted the accounts with Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha while walking, saying that we have experienced this a lot before and after, and it took almost ten days each time, and two months have already passed, do you think he is lying? Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, be patient and patient, maybe the end of the mysterious space will not be far away.
However, Brother Monkey agrees with my statement this time, Brother Monkey said: There is still some truth in what the nerd said, two months have already passed, right? Senior Brother Sha thought for a moment and said, "Senior brother and second senior brother, maybe you have to extend the time." I said: Oh, that's not good, isn't Sister Qing waiting for a hurry at home? Brother Monkey said to me earnestly: What are you afraid of, idiot? You are not the only one who has a home, how are the saplings of the old grandson's Huaguo Mountain growing now, do you think the old grandson is not worried? Senior Brother Sha said: Yes, I also have a shipyard that I don't know how to do? In this way, I miss my sister Qing even more, worrying about this and worrying about that, and I feel like a mess in my head.
So in the end, I said in conclusion: From now on, no one is allowed to mention family affairs, otherwise the old pig will not be polite to him! Brother Monkey said: Idiot, you really inflicted yourself on yourself. I said, "What do you mean by that?" Brother Monkey said: Idiot, think about it, which time was not the first time you brought it up? I was right, so I stopped talking.
Leaving the market town and moving forward, there was a hill in front of me, on which were scattered with houses, and under the corner of the hill were terraced fields, and a mist rose from the foot of the mountain, enveloping the whole hill like a fairyland. I stood there and sighed: Alas! It's beautiful! As soon as I finished speaking, I suddenly felt a pain in my ears, and when I looked back, it turned out that Brother Monkey was pulling my ears, and Brother Monkey said: Idiot, what kind of nerves do you have, it's important to hurry! Pig's nose sticks onions - pretend to be an elephant! Why do I just leave, why do you pull people's ears? Walking and jumping along the way, I came to a flat ground as I walked.
Of course, it was Brother Monkey who was bouncing, and Senior Brother Sha and I didn't bounce. Saying that, when he came to a flat land, Senior Brother Sha, who was walking in the front, suddenly shouted: Senior brother, second senior brother! Come and see, what is this! Brother Monkey and I trotted over, only to see a wooden box about half a meter long hanging on almost every tree, which felt very strange when I looked at it. Brother Monkey thought for a while and said, "Well, it's probably a place for people to live for birds!" Is that the thing? I was puzzled. Brother Monkey said nerd, you are really rare and weird, is it possible that I have never seen anyone arrange nests for birds? I said I had seen it, but to be honest, the old pig had never seen such a big one. Brother Monkey thought for a while and said, "Well, maybe it's for the eagle or something?" Senior Brother Sha said: Okay, Senior Brother Second Senior Brother, let's continue to hurry, there are people in front.
Senior Brother Sha and I both walked to the front, but Brother Monkey was still standing under the big tree in front of him and looking up, looking very engrossed. Senior Brother Sha asked: Senior Brother, what are you doing? Brother Monkey said: Lao Sun is thinking, since the bird's nest is so big, there must be bird eggs in it; Do you think that bird's egg is at least the size of an egg? Senior Brother Sha said: Although that's right, but this is specially put here, if you venture to go up and get the eggs, isn't it equivalent to stealing? Brother Monkey smiled and said: A bird's egg is not worth much, so Lao Sun should have bought him. After finishing speaking, Brother Monkey really boiled water and climbed up.
I said to Senior Brother Sha while going over: What Brother Monkey said is quite reasonable, why don't we take someone's egg and put a hundred yuan in it? Senior Brother Sha originally wanted to say something, but it was estimated that he saw me and Brother Monkey standing on the same side, so he had to come over. I said: Brother Monkey, be careful, if it is really an eagle's nest, it is estimated that it will not be so easy to get; Be especially careful with your eyes, eagles will peck when they see their bony eyes...... Ah! Brother Monkey's call interrupted my chatter. What's up, big brother? Senior Brother Sha asked. Lao Sun's ass seems to have been bitten by something! Brother Monkey said, and then he freed up one hand to touch his buttocks. Senior Brother Sha looked at it for a while and said: Maybe it's ants, this mountain is damp, and ants like to live in trees. Brother Monkey paused, and then continued to climb up.
Brother Monkey finally reached the wooden box, and then he put out a free hand and reached into the wooden box. Senior Brother Sha and I both looked at Brother Monkey with joy, waiting for him to say: Look! Such a big egg! Of course, this is just our imagination, and the actual situation is different from this, because Brother Monkey has only put his hand in for less than two seconds, and suddenly he screamed and quickly pulled out, shaking constantly. Suddenly, there was another "buzzing" sound from the wooden box, and then many black and pressed things flew out and surrounded Brother Monkey; Others flew down there. Bee!!! Senior Brother Sha shouted in horror. Yes! Brother Monkey yelled, and then fell from the tree. Senior Brother Sha and I hurriedly went up to help Brother Monkey, and then ran forward quickly while helping him. People say "industrious bees", and that's right, because they're chasing after them with a lot of buzzing noise.
Suddenly, there was a heart-piercing pain in my ears, and I slapped it with my hand, and then took it down to take a look, and actually killed four of them at once. Of course, it's not just me who has encountered this situation alone, Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha are similar, both jumping up and down to dodge. Seeing that the door of a house was open in front of us, we rushed in without hesitation, then quickly closed the door, and then gasped with our backs to the door.
As soon as we turned around, we were immediately stunned by the scene in front of us: there were actually four Taoist priests sitting in the room! So, Brother Monkey reflexively turned around and quickly opened the door. Buzz, as soon as the door was opened, the bees that were still waiting outside were about to fly in again. Bang, so Brother Monkey had to close the door again. Brother Monkey smiled, and smiled at those Taoist priests very reluctantly, and even my old pig couldn't get away. Hello brother, we just played soy sauce, but I didn't expect to stumble into the wrong door by mistake; I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I said more sincerely.
The Taoist priests looked at each other for a moment, but did not speak. Brother, let's hide for a while, and then leave! Seeing that the atmosphere was tense, Senior Brother Sha hurriedly said. The four Taoist priests looked at each other again, and then one of them spoke: Where are you from? Where are you going? Brother Monkey smiled and said: Passing! Purely passing! A Taoist priest stood up, then walked towards us, and then turned around us, and then said in a more affirmative tone: You are coming from Lingshan and are going to the end of the mysterious space? No! No! Brother Monkey hurriedly denied it, and then wanted to open the door again.
Wait a minute! The other Taoist priest suddenly spoke and stopped Brother Monkey's movements. He also came up and took a turn, and said in the same tone of affirmation: Big brother, yes, it seems to be them; People say that those King Kong's incorruptible bodies look strange, aren't these weird? The man known as Big Brother stood up, looked at it carefully, and nodded. In this way, we naturally know what is going to happen, so Brother Monkey asked more sternly: What do you want to do? The Taoist priest who was called the eldest brother said before: I heard that eating your meat can increase cultivation, but I don't know if it's true, but now that it's sent to the door, then we naturally want to try it. Who are you? Brother Monkey asked. Haha, another Taoist priest said: It doesn't hurt to tell you, our four brothers are called the queen bee Taoist, and they have been practicing here in seclusion for many years, and some time ago I heard about your deeds and have been looking for a chance to see and understand, but I didn't expect that now I have sent it to the door, which is really a great joy. I gently tugged on Brother Monkey's sleeve and whispered: Brother Monkey, let's go quickly, it's better to be stung by a bee than to be eaten by them! It is estimated that Brother Monkey thinks that what I said makes sense, so he quickly turned around and opened the door. Although there are a large number of bees gathered outside, they don't care about that much now, so they turn around and run.
Immediately, countless buzzing sounds came towards us, and I immediately felt pain everywhere in my body, and there was black pressure everywhere in front of me, as if I couldn't see the road at all, and we almost stumbled forward for some distance, and then stopped. The reason why we have to stop is because all three of us have been stung by bees without exception, and we must stop and entangle with the bees so as not to be hurt by them again. The bees are small, so we're almost overwhelmed. Brother Monkey is slightly better, after all, people have a lot of hair on their bodies, and it is estimated that the stingers of bees are not so long. In contrast, my old pig suffered the most, one is the ear, the other is the belly, these two places are not only prominent, but also the skin and tender meat, so I have suffered a lot.
I was busy flicking off the bees on my body and said, "Brother Monkey, this is not a solution, if we continue like this, I guess we will be stung to death by these little guys." Brother Monkey didn't care to answer me, because he was also scrambling to flick his bees. Hahahaha, there was a sudden burst of laughter from behind. When I looked back, it turned out to be the four brothers of the Queen Bee Dao Chief, who were laughing at us at this time.
Brother Monkey wanted to go up and fight with them, but unfortunately he stopped after just two steps, because there were too many bees on his body, and the bite made people want to go crazy. Brother Monkey finally thought of a particularly good way, that is, to roll on the spot, so that he could be crushed to death more easily. I heard Brother Monkey say that it was more effective, so we also started to roll. Hush!!! Just when we were proud of Brother Monkey's good method, we only heard a loud slogan.
After all this struggle, the hot pain in our bodies was indeed reduced a lot, so we stood up again and looked for the direction where the whistle was blowing. It turned out that the queen bee was whistling, and he was still laughing as he blew. When I looked down, the ground was full of dense bees, and when I looked down again, I was covered with the same dense pimples, and it was itching terribly. Brother Monkey was angry, he rushed to the four brothers of the Queen Bee Dao Chief in three steps and two steps, and was ready to make a move. Seeing that Brother Monkey went up, Senior Brother Sha and I also went up to help.
But the strange thing is that the four brothers of the Queen Bee Dao Elder don't seem to be planning to fight with us, because every time we take a step forward, they will step back. Brother Monkey stopped and said: That's right, I'm afraid we'll be right. After that, Brother Monkey waved his hand and said to us: Withdraw! Buzz Buzz!! He had just turned and taken two steps when there was a louder hum behind him than before; Brother Monkey was the first to look back, but as soon as he turned around, Brother Monkey immediately shouted: Senior Brother Sha, nerd! Run! After speaking, Brother Monkey took the lead and ran. Senior Brother Sha and I didn't know what was going on, so we looked back, and this sight frightened us all, because there were swarms of black bees flying directly above our heads! Nerds! Come on! Brother Monkey saw that I was still standing there in a daze, and couldn't help but urge in front. Actually, I wanted to run, but then I thought about it, I guess we couldn't outrun the bees, so I just stood there and waited for the bees to sting.
As expected, Brother Monkey, who was running at the front, was the first to shout: Oops! Then he rolled on the ground. I just saw Brother Monkey fall, and there were also bursts of heart-piercing pain on my body, and then I felt that it was dark in front of me, and there were countless small black dots swimming in the east and west. The process was quite difficult, and although I fell to the ground and kept rolling, trying to get rid of some of the bees that dared to sting the old pig, I always felt powerless.
I had just stopped to take a break, when I felt like my eyes were dark, and then it was as if I had fallen into an abyss of pain, almost numb. By the way, I also heard the howls of Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha killing pigs. I don't know how long it took, it seemed like a century, before I heard the queen bee Dao Chang whistle again, and I saw those bees retreat in an instant. A few figures appeared in front of him, and they were the four brothers of the queen bee.
It was only a blur of sight, because my eyes had been stung by bees. Arrest them! The eldest of the four brothers of the Queen Bee Dao Elder said. When the three of us met again, I saw that Brother Monkey's face was swollen into a big watermelon, and Senior Brother Sha's face was swollen into a big pumpkin. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, you are laughed at us, your face is better. I said, "What is that like?" Brother Monkey thought for a moment and said: Like the sun. After that, the four brothers of the queen bee easily escorted us back to the room and tied us to the pillar.
I once thought about escaping, but I had no strength at all in the pain all over my body, and it was a problem to even speak, where was the strength to escape? It is estimated that Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha are the same, otherwise Brother Monkey would not be caught with his hands tied. From my squinted eyelids, I suddenly saw a person, standing in front of me and smiling sinisterly. Big brother, when are you going to eat them? The third said. Don't worry, wait until all the swelling on their bodies has subsided. The boss of the Taoist priest said.
I was relieved to hear this, what is this called? It's not ugly to die! It's lucky. I suddenly wanted to sleep, and I don't know if it hurt too much, causing my nerves to be paralyzed, so I fell asleep groggily. When I woke up again, I found that my eyes had improved, and I could at least open half of my eyes to see the whole thing, and I wouldn't be able to see only half of the monkey brother at a time like before.
However, there are still a large number of bumps on the body, just like the surface of the toad's body. Big brother, I think it's better to find a doctor for them, I'm afraid of long nights and dreams if it drags on like this! Maybe the quality of the meat will also decline! That's right! That's right! Brother Monkey said. Shut up! The eldest of the Taoist priests shouted to Brother Monkey. The boss thought for a while and said, "No, wouldn't asking the doctor to treat them reveal our purpose?" So what to do? There's a lot of way to drag it out like this, right? The third said.
The boss thought for a while before saying: There is a way, but it is more difficult. The third said: Big brother, what do you do? Speak up and let the brothers hear it. The boss said: Human milk can reduce swelling, but I don't know where to get it. Human milk? The third child said in surprise. Well! The Boss nodded. This old pig has also heard before that those naughty children in Gao Laozhuang are stung by bees and use human milk to reduce swelling, which is said to be more effective than any medicine. The fourth child stood up and said: "Big brother, Wang Mazi's daughter-in-law has just given birth, so she should have milk, right?" Shall we go to her and have a point? The boss thought for a while and said: Okay, you take a bowl, the sooner the better, if it is cold, it will affect the effect. Be! The fourth child agreed, and then went out with a big bowl.
It didn't take long for the fourth child to return, and the bowl in his hand was full of milky white liquid, and it was still steaming. Big brother, it's coming! The fourth said. The boss asked the fourth child to wipe it up for us one by one, and the fourth child smiled and said with a confused smile while wiping: Wang Mazi and his daughter-in-law are quite shy! Not to mention, it is really effective, it is estimated that the milk has just cooled down, and the pain has been reduced a lot. By the evening, the lump had mostly disappeared.
The fourth child said while observing: Big brother, you really have a way! At dinner, the third child asked the boss: "Big brother, how many of them do you say?" The boss glanced at us, thought for a while and said: The fat head and big ears are stewed and eaten, the man is fried like a dog, and the thin one is steamed. Why? The third child is asking again. The boss said slowly: There must be a lot of oil and water for the fat head and big ears, stew and eat, we can still get some oil and water for stir-frying after it comes out; The dog-like person is estimated to be half fat and half thin, so it is more appropriate to fry and eat; That skinny one doesn't have any meat, so it won't be wasted if it's steamed and eaten. After the boss finished speaking, he ate again.
Big brother, you are so wise! The third child praised it. After eating, the eldest and second and third went to sleep, leaving the fourth to guard us, and they agreed to take turns on duty. Brother Monkey, who used to like to run away the most, didn't know what was wrong this time.,Looks listless.,A few times I originally wanted to mention the escape.,After seeing the sleepy Brother Monkey and the fourth child staring at him, I didn't speak anymore.。
It was useless for me to be anxious, so in the end, like Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha, I fell asleep against the pillar. As soon as it was dawn the next day, the second child couldn't wait to come over to see our physical condition. The second child looked very happy and said: Big brother, it seems to be all right! The boss came over to take a look, then nodded, and said: After eating, I will make a fire and boil water, and prepare to start work. Be! The other three Taoist priests replied happily.
Puffs of smoke came out of the back room, and it looked like it was boiling water. Bring that fat-headed, big-eared one in! The eldest instructed the fourth child. Okay, the fourth child replied, and then came over and grabbed my shoulders, and pushed me into the kitchen one by one. Big brother, come one by one?
Just as I was trying to figure out how to escape, the third child asked. The boss thought for a moment and said, "Then pull all three of them in and get them together." Be! The third and fourth children agreed, and then went out to bring Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha in. Watching the pot gurgling hot, I felt a chill in my heart.
Pull that fat guy over! The Boss said. Just as the fourth child was about to come over to escort me, Brother Monkey smiled and spoke. Brother Monkey said: Brother, you don't know, our three grandsons are the eldest, that is to say, I have the deepest skills, so I should come first, I should come first. Seeing Brother Monkey sacrificing his life to save him, I really want to be grateful. The boss glanced at Brother Monkey, probably thinking that Brother Monkey was reasonable, and really said: You just let him come first. So the fourth child went over to catch Brother Monkey. Open the steamer lid! The Boss commanded. The third child opened the lid of the steamer. Put him in! The Boss commanded again. So the third and fourth children planned to go over to carry Brother Monkey. Wait! Brother Monkey said. Why? The boss seemed to be a little impatient. Brother Monkey still smiled and said to the boss: Brother, you don't know, steamed meat is the most fresh, and now you let me go in with a rope tied to my body, and the blood will naturally not be smooth, so the quality will be greatly reduced.
The old Daoist thought for a moment, and then looked at Brother Monkey suspiciously. Brother Monkey hurriedly said: Brother, don't worry, Lao Sun will not escape, besides, now that you four masters are present, can Lao Sun escape? After hearing what Brother Monkey said, the boss's wrung brows loosened again. He breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Okay, I'll loosen the ties for him and put it in."
The third and fourth children are very smart, they put Brother Monkey in first, and then untie him, it seems that they are afraid that Brother Monkey will run away. It's a pity that they underestimated Brother Monkey's ability, because at the moment when the third child just took the rope out of the steamer, Brother Monkey got up and almost overturned the steamer and the iron pot. Then Brother Monkey flew up, and in a blink of an eye, he was in front of the boss. Don't move! Brother Monkey used a knife he had just picked up from the stove to put it on the old priest's neck and said sharply. The three Taoist priests really didn't dare to move.
Untie them up! Brother Monkey pointed at us and said to the three Taoist priests. So the three Taoist priests really moved towards us slowly. Ah! Before the third child could fully come over, he heard Brother Monkey scream, and then squatted down. When I looked closely, it turned out that the old Dao priest unknowingly hit Brother Monkey in the stomach with his elbow. said that it was too late, and as soon as Brother Monkey squatted down, the boss next to him turned around and flew up and kicked Brother Monkey's head. The third child, who had already walked in front of me, saw that the boss had knocked Brother Monkey down, and immediately turned around and ran in the direction of Brother Monkey, and then the fourth and second children surrounded them as quickly. It is said that the boss flew up and kicked at Brother Monkey, but Brother Monkey cleverly dodged it. By the time the four Taoist priests had surrounded him, Brother Monkey had already retreated to the door of the room. Hush! Suddenly, the boss whistled again, exactly like yesterday's one.
Brother Monkey was excited and hurriedly looked around. Big brother, let's go! Otherwise, it will be too late! Senior Brother Sha shouted beside him. Brother Monkey looked around, and then shouted at me and Senior Brother Sha: Idiot Senior Brother Sha, you wait first, Lao Sun will come back to save you in a while! After that, Brother Monkey disappeared one by one. The third and fourth children were about to chase them out, but the boss stopped them. The boss said: Don't fall for his plan to divert the tiger from the mountain.
Then the four of them retreated. The boss looked very angry, especially when he looked at Senior Brother Sha, probably because Senior Brother Sha said something just now. Put both of them in! After a while, the boss said. Just as they were about to carry us, I shouted "click" in time. The boss said, "What's wrong?" I smiled and said to the boss: Brother, you don't know, the three of us are lit at the same time, and we have already been connected by the blood, if you only eat the two of us, it basically has no effect, and you have to eat three of us together to make up for it! After I finished speaking, I didn't forget to smile meaningfully. Big brother, is it true? The third asked.
The boss thought for a while and said, "Well, it's possible, it's better to believe it than not, then let them continue to live, and eat it together after catching that thin monkey." I said: Brother, don't worry, the old pig won't lie to you. So we were escorted back to the room outside, still tied to the pillar. I wanted to ask them to get us something to eat for the same reason, but it didn't work, because the boss said something very reasonable, and the boss said: I want you to have an empty stomach, so that you don't get dirty.
Brother Monkey came back that night, and when he came back, it happened that the second child went to the toilet. Brother Monkey was very sensible and brought some food back, and I said Brother Monkey, you are so good. Just as Brother Monkey was about to untie the rope on our bodies, the second brother who went to the toilet suddenly came back, fortunately Brother Monkey dodged quickly, otherwise he would have been discovered by the second child. The second child said: Who is eating bananas? I smiled and said, "Brother, you're really joking, who else in this house can eat bananas besides you?" The second child came to take a look, but found no clues, so he stayed again.
Gradually, the second child dozed off, and Brother Monkey also took the opportunity to come out to untie the rope for us. I came down first, and then quietly went to open the door. Brother Monkey told me not to go first, saying that he would wait until Senior Brother Sha was released before going out together, so as not to startle the snake and leave Senior Brother Sha behind. After Senior Brother Sha was also relieved, we went out of the room together. "Squeak", I never expected the sound to be so loud when I opened the door. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, can you be light? Who? The sleeping dick was awakened and asked vigilantly. Come on! Brother Monkey greeted, and then ran up first, followed by me and Senior Brother Sha. Eldest brother! They ran! There was the shouting of the second child from behind.
When I looked back again, I saw that the lights in the room were on, and then I heard the shouting, and then I heard the sound of tapping, tapping, running. Hush! Another loud whistle pierced the quiet night. The surrounding lights were blind, and he couldn't see where the road was, so he had to follow Brother Monkey indiscriminately.
Suddenly, there was that familiar buzzing sound in my ears again, clearly made by the bees. The buzzing sound got closer and closer behind him, and Monkey suddenly took out a gas bottle from his backpack and lit a fire towards the bee colony above. I heard a snort, then some Bibi Bobo's voices, and then the smell of roasted meat. If it worked, the humming sound immediately disappeared, and finally the surroundings returned to calm.
I looked very admiring and said to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, you are so amazing, you actually got a gas bottle and came back. Brother Monkey said: Don't talk nonsense, find a safe place to hide first, maybe those Taoist priests will catch up. We found a nearby house, but instead of going in, we slept on the stack of wood in his yard.
The next day, I was woken up by a shout of "Hey, hey, hey", and when I opened my eyes, I saw a child standing in front of me. Mother! They're still alive! Seeing that I had opened my eyes, the little fellow shouted to a woman on the other side of the courtyard. After hearing the little one's words, the woman came over and looked at us with a look of surprise.
I hurriedly woke up Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha, and Brother Monkey said: What are you doing? Sleep more. No, Brother Monkey, there's someone in front! I said. Yes! Hearing that there was someone, Brother Monkey immediately sat up. Ah......, as soon as Brother Monkey sat up, the little guy outside actually cried. I said: Brother Monkey, look at you, you were startled, and scared the children to cry. I looked sorry and said to the woman: I'm sorry, although my senior brother is not good-looking, he is still kind-hearted. The woman asked: How do you sleep here? Where to? Brother Monkey said: "Sister, we were passing by, and we didn't find a place to rest last night, so we had to sleep here."
The woman seemed to understand something, and let out an "oh". Senior Brother Sha also stood up, and Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother and second senior brother, let's go, lest the Taoist priests chase after them later. Brother Monkey said that he would leave immediately, but I advocated getting some food at the eldest sister's house before leaving. The woman looked more embarrassed, and I said: Sister, don't worry, let's give money! Give money! After saying that, I took out a few hundred yuan from Brother Monkey's pocket and gave it to him. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, you take that one back, this is the one here. The woman thought for a while and said, "Okay, you wait outside for a while, and I'll go in and bake you some baked cakes." I originally wanted to ask the woman to get two chicken legs, but Brother Monkey said that it would be too late and I wouldn't be in a hurry, so I had to give up in the end. The woman's movements were very fast, and she came out in a few moments, and I thought she was taking the leftovers they had yesterday. Brother Monkey decided that we would go around from the top of the mountain, so that we would not have to pass through villages large and small, and then we would not have to be afraid of the entanglement of the four brothers of the King Bee Dao Chief. Forget from the top of the mountain, the clouds and mist are misty, just like a fairyland on earth.
Brother Monkey said: Are you annoyed stupid? Can't you just change the adjective? Didn't you describe this place as a fairyland? As he spoke, he was about to walk through the hill, when suddenly, someone in front of him was talking: Stop! At first, I didn't think I was calling us, but then I noticed that there were a few people in front of us blocking our way, and they were the four brothers of the Queen Bee Dao Elder who caused us a lot of pain yesterday.
Hahahaha, the boss standing at the front laughed: I knew you would escape from here, so I waited here for a long time. The second brother standing behind the boss said: Big brother, you are so wise, no wonder they haven't left yet, they really haven't left yet! Of course, big brother is big brother! The fourth said. Suddenly, I wanted to slap the fourth child with a few big mouths, because he spoke too explicitly, and he didn't have a level of sycophants at all. Brother Monkey walked forward, smiled at a few Taoist priests, and said, "You guys are really boring, do you think we all eat dry rice?" It seems that I won't give you some color today, and you still think we are sick cats! I said: Yes, yesterday you still had a swarm of bees to support you, and the old pig wants to see what you have today, and you actually want to eat our meat. The boss didn't argue with us, but just said: If you know each other, you will be arrested, otherwise you will suffer again.
Brother Monkey smiled and said: Hehe, Lao Sun has always been an unknown person, Lao Sun wants to see what you are capable of today! I said: That is, if you have the ability, you don't want bees to help, if you have the ability, let's go it alone! Seeing that Senior Brother Sha was standing aside and silent, I said to Senior Brother Sha: Senior Brother Sha, you should also say a few cruel words for them to hear, otherwise they will think that you are a bully, maybe they will all bully you later! Senior Brother Sha thought about it for a while, and probably felt that what I said made sense, and really said: You have a kind of come over and fight alone! The Taoist priests still didn't speak, but went back to the bushes on their own. Senior brother and second senior brother, they are gone! Senior Brother Sha said. yes, it's gone and back, don't you see? Brother Monkey continued. Sure enough, the Taoist priests came out again after entering, each carrying a huge cage in their hands, almost half a person high. Beehive!!! Senior Brother Sha and I almost shouted in unison.
Then Senior Brother Sha and I were about to escape, but were stopped by Brother Monkey. Brother Monkey said: Don't run, look at my grandson. Hush! The boss of the queen bee road let out a loud whistle, and immediately, a huge buzzing sound was quickly transmitted from the beehive; Then I saw a dense cluster of small black dots flying towards us. Brother Monkey, what should I do? I hid behind Brother Monkey, and Senior Brother Sha hid behind me. Brother Monkey said: Don't block my backpack, Lao Sun has to take the gas cylinder out. Brother Monkey took out his gas cylinder again, then unscrewed the valve, lit the fire, and flew in the direction where the bees were coming.
Just like last night, the bees all snorted and rolled to the ground with a snort, and the smell of roasted meat came out. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, your stomach seems to be screaming! I said, "Yes." I didn't expect Brother Monkey's move to suppress all those Taoist priests, obviously they didn't expect Brother Monkey to come back, obviously they didn't know that we used the same method to escape last night, and they didn't turn into the shape of a toad.
Finally, the humming sound became smaller, smaller, smaller, and finally I couldn't hear it at all. The four brothers of the Queen Bee Dao were taken aback when they saw this, and their mouths all opened into an "O" shape. Senior Brother Sha asked: Second Senior Brother, that idiom is called "surprised", not "eaten four catties". I said: The old pig also knows that the four of them, each of them is surprised, isn't it a "big eater"? Senior Brother Sha was thoughtful.
Seeing the surprised appearance of the four brothers of the queen bee Dao Chang, I said with contempt: What? Haven't seen a gas cylinder before? The four Taoist priests reacted, and immediately showed a sad look, it is estimated that they used these bees to support their families, and now they have all become moths, do you say it's a pity? The boss reacted the strongest, and he cried out with a sad face: Brothers, go! So the second, third, and fourth rushed up.
Obviously, these three people belong to me and Senior Brother Sha, because Brother Monkey wants to deal with the boss, and it is obvious that he can't let him watch the play alone, as the saying goes, "the emphasis is on participation". The second child rushed towards me, and the third and fourth children went to Senior Brother Sha's side very cooperatively.
The second strikes preemptively, targeting my stomach, but I dodge it very flexibly. I resisted, stepped to his left hand side with a lunge, and before he could react, I dropped him to the ground. Senior Brother Sha called over there: Second Senior Brother has it done? It's done, come and help! I said yes, and then it passed. But before I could get close to Senior Brother Sha's side, Senior Brother Sha suddenly shouted: Second Senior Brother, pay attention to your back! I didn't turn my head directly, but squatted down first, and then turned around.
Later, it turned out that my decision was quite wise, because when Senior Brother Sha shouted, the second child had already rushed behind me, holding a big stone in his hand, ready to smash it on my head.
Later, I thought that if I turned around first, I guess I would have been hit by him. To show my anger, I kicked him ten meters away.
No more, no less, exactly ten meters, if you don't believe it, you can measure it yourself. Without further ado, Senior Brother Sha's side was almost overwhelmed, so I went over and brought the old three over. Senior Brother Sha said while greeting the fourth brother: Second Senior Brother, it was so dangerous just now, fortunately, you squatted down first, otherwise maybe you would be lying down here. It seems that the second child will not be able to come over for a while, because he is lying there at this time*.
In this way, the situation has improved a lot, and they are not our opponents at all. Brother Monkey's side has already ended the battle, and he has already crushed the boss under his ass.
As a result, I knocked the third child to the ground in one go. Finally, Brother Monkey asks us how to punish them. Senior Brother Sha said: Big ass! I said that Senior Brother Sha has no sense of innovation, and Brother Monkey said that nerd, you can tell me how to punish them for doing a good job? I thought about it for a while, but I didn't come up with it. Brother Monkey said: Don't think about it, it's better to follow Senior Brother Sha's method.
In the end, each of them was beaten 200 times, and their buttocks were swollen like freshly released steamed buns, but there was no steam. In this way, we were more bold to go down to the people's houses halfway up the mountain, buy a lot of food, put them in our backpacks, and then continue on the road.