Metamorphosis - Many Disasters (60)
Leaving the four brothers of the queen bee Dao Chang, I walked the mountain road for nearly a week, all of which were lofty mountains and mountains, and they were the kind that made people look like one head and two big.
I said: Senior Brother Monkey Sha, do you think this mysterious empty advance will be extended? Brother Monkey said: Cut, think about it, you know that Pangu will not be so humane, what tricks can you use? Senior Brother Sha also said: Yes, Second Senior Brother, Senior Brother is right, this is equivalent to a program set by Pangu, where can it be said that it will be extended? I was right to think about it, so I had to follow Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha and walk briskly. On the eighth day, there was finally a plain ahead, and it was the kind that could not be seen at a glance.
I was bouncing and cheering while running forward, Brother Monkey said that when I saw the flat ground, it was like seeing my biological parents, and Senior Brother Sha said that my dancing posture was very beautiful. But to be honest, it seems that Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha are actually more excited than my old pig, but they are good at covering up.
Walking all the way and laughing all the way, I unconsciously arrived on the plain, and when I looked around, I saw "the sky is vast and the wind blows the grass and sees the cattle and sheep low", "the desert is lonely and the smoke is straight to the long river and the sunset". Brother Monkey said: Idiot, don't describe if you can't describe it, okay? Where is the lonely smoke in the desert and the sunset over the long river? Senior Brother Sha also smiled and said: Yes, Second Senior Brother, there are no cattle and sheep in front of here! On the edge of the plain is a hill, which looks like the hill we just walked down.
When we walked over the hill, we immediately rushed to rejoice, because we saw several tents standing proudly on the wide plain, looking so kind and lovely. Another key point is that there are also cattle and sheep in front, and it seems that there are quite a lot. So I said to Senior Brother Sha proudly: Who said that there are no cattle and sheep? Isn't that the one up ahead? Brother Monkey said: Idiot, you are less poor, hurry up and take a look, by the way, see if there is any chicken leg you eat.
I was about to rush forward when a very important question suddenly occurred to me, so I quickly stopped. Brother Monkey said: What's wrong with you, idiot? I said: No, you still have to let Senior Brother Sha go according to the old rules, it won't be good for the old pig to scare them. Brother Monkey said: Yes, Senior Brother Nasha still bothered you to go. Senior Brother Sha said with a smile: "Senior brother, what are you talking about, the three of us came together, so naturally we should take care of each other!" I'll go! I'll go! I said: Yes, Brother Monkey, you're welcome. After that, Senior Brother Sha went forward. I saw Senior Brother Sha knock on the door, and then shouted twice, then put my head in, and then quickly retracted again, and then ran back at a rapid speed. Senior Brother Sha panted as he ran: Senior Brother Second Senior Brother, it's not good! Brother Monkey asked: What's wrong? Senior Brother Sha said: There is a Taoist priest living in the tent in front! Seriously? Brother Monkey asked vigilantly. Seriously! Senior Brother Sha replied in a serious and affirmative manner. Brother Monkey thought for a while, and then said: More things are better than less things, let's quietly go around from the side. I agreed with Brother Monkey's statement, so I followed Brother Monkey to the foot of the mountain in the distance. The strange thing was that Senior Brother Sha was standing there motionless. I thought he was stunned, so I hurriedly went over and said nervously while pulling him: Senior Brother Sha, why are you so timid? Why don't you go quickly? I'll catch you later!
Hahahaha, Senior Brother Sha suddenly burst out laughing, which startled me. I touched Senior Brother Sha's head and asked with concern: Senior Brother Sha, are you evil? At this time, Brother Monkey came up, pulled me over, walked up to Senior Brother Sha and asked, "Senior Brother Sha, what are you laughing at?" Senior Brother Sha laughed twice more and said, "Senior Brother Second Senior Brother, I was just joking with you, I didn't expect you to take it seriously!" Hahahaha! Senior Brother Sha laughed again after speaking.
Cut! Brother Monkey scolded. I said: Senior Brother Sha, you can't make such jokes in the future, the old pig has a heart attack, and you will be responsible if you are frightened. Because Senior Brother Sha basically never lied before, but now this sudden change caught me and Brother Monkey a little off guard.
Brother Monkey walked to the front and looked around for a while, then came back and asked Senior Brother Sha: Who is the family in front? Senior Brother Sha smiled and said, "It's just an ordinary herdsman, and he also promised us to go over and rest!" Alas! I'm scared to death! I'm scared to death! Brother Monkey said while patting his chest.
So a few of us happily followed Senior Brother Sha again and walked towards the tents. Before we could enter, a man came out of the tent, looking very burly. Senior Brother Sha hurriedly stepped forward and introduced to the man: "Brother, this is my senior brother and second senior brother, although they are not good-looking, they are both kind-hearted and will not hurt you. The man looked at us in surprise for a few seconds before letting us into the tent.
After entering, I found that there were two old people, a woman and a child in the tent, and some household goods were piled up everywhere in the whole tent, which looked rather messy. The man beckoned us to sit down, and then asked the woman to pour us tea. They all have dark skin, which reminds me of Africans.
The woman added some milk or goat's milk to the tea, and there was a faint aroma floating anyway. While drinking tea, the man asked where we came from and where we were going. Brother Monkey glanced at us and told the man the truth, saying that we are from Lingshan and are going to the end of the mysterious space to seek the transformation of the party.
The man's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he asked, "Really?" Brother Monkey didn't know what he meant, and he had already said it anyway, so he hesitated for a moment and said: Seriously! The man immediately became happy and said to the woman: "It's them!" I caught a glimpse of the woman's face with a look of joy as well. Brother Monkey asked vigilantly: Brother, what do you mean by asking? The man stepped forward and grabbed Brother Monkey's hand, causing Brother Monkey to take several steps back. Brother Monkey asked vigilantly: What are you going to do, brother? The man said very emotionally: Finally waiting for you, I heard that you are King Kong's incorruptible body, with superpowers, and can do anything, I have long wanted to see you.
What are you doing with us? I also asked vigilantly. The man pointed to the two old people sleeping next to him and said: That is the parents of the younger brother, who has had a stroke for many years, and has been unable to be cured by seeking medical advice everywhere, since you have superpowers, please help, the younger brother is grateful. I said: The old pig still thinks it's a big deal, so it's this? What a big deal! Hurry up and get chicken legs for us to eat, my monkey brother is very capable! It must be fine.
Brother Monkey said: Idiot, who told you to speak? If you have the ability to come, Lao Sun doesn't have that ability! After saying that, Brother Monkey turned around. Seeing this, the man said: Please ask the eldest brother for help! Senior Brother Sha saw the stitches and said: Senior brother, just take a look, if you can help, it will be a matter of immeasurable merit! I said, "Yes! Oh, yes! As the saying goes, saving a life is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter.
Brother Monkey thought for a while, then opened us and said: Go, go! Don't come to that set with my grandson. After speaking, Brother Monkey walked to the two old men's house, and the man followed Brother Monkey step by step.
Brother Monkey stepped forward to check the old man's pulse, then thought for a while, and then said: The old man is too weak, and he hasn't eaten recently? The man hurriedly replied: Exactly! Eat only a small amount at each meal. Brother Monkey touched the old man's forehead again, and then said to the man: The pathology is more complicated, and it can't be cured in a while. The man hurriedly asked, "Brother, do you have a way?"
Brother Monkey thought for a while and said: There is a way, but you have to let the old man absorb enough nutrients first. The man looked embarrassed and said, "That's a problem, they can't even open their mouths!" How easy is it to eat? Brother Monkey thought for a moment and said: That's it. Then Brother Monkey instructed the man to catch a chicken cub, about three months, and then kill it and stew it in a pot, until the chicken was completely stewed. The man asked: What for? Brother Monkey said: Since the old man can't open his mouth to eat, then he can only drink some soup and the like, the chicken cubs are more nutritious, as long as you stew the meat, the old man will definitely be able to drink. The man said yes again and again, and then told the woman to do the same.
After that, we rested in the tent, and Brother Monkey asked while eating the baked cakes handed over by the man: Since the old man is so sick, why don't you find a doctor with good medical skills? The man said: Brother, you don't know, this is a remote place, and it is impossible to send the old man to other places for treatment! Brother Monkey said: Then what did you mean when you just said "ask for medical advice everywhere"? The man said that asking for medicine was just some folk remedies, and that seeking medical treatment was to seek medical treatment from a nearby Taoist priest, who was the only one in the neighborhood who could see a doctor.
Taoist? Brother Monkey was excited, stopped the baked cake he was eating, and asked vigilantly. That's right! The man said with certainty: That Taoist priest has some means, and it is said that he can also cure the illness of the old man in my family, but the conditions he prescribed are too ridiculous. Do you know the details of that Taoist priest? Brother Monkey continued to ask.
The man thought for a while and said, "This is not clear, because he usually does not say anything else to outsiders except to see a doctor." I said: Brother Monkey, don't be so neurotic, maybe he is an ordinary Taoist priest, don't you think he is a doctor? I don't know how to practice. The man didn't seem to understand what we were talking about, and looked at us in a daze.
I said: Brother, stroke is more troublesome, even if you sell all the cattle and sheep, it should be! The man glanced at me, and then said: If all the cattle and sheep were given to him, I would not care if he could cure the old man's illness, but unfortunately not. Oh! Brother Monkey is interested again: Let's talk about what conditions he proposed?
The man was about to speak, but was stopped by the woman. Brother Monkey said: Sister-in-law, don't be afraid, we are not bad people, don't be nervous. After a while the man said, "He...... He wanted me to give up my wife to him.
With that, the man turned his face away. Outrageous! Brother Monkey said hatefully: You don't want to do it, so he won't treat the old man? Well! The man nodded. It's so unusual; I said indignantly.
How can there be such a doctor? Senior Brother Sha followed and said indignantly. After a while, the woman blushed and said that the chicken soup was ready, and Brother Monkey told her to fill a bowl and carefully gave it to the old people to drink. In this way, Brother Monkey decided to stay there for a few days, and then leave when the old man's illness was better, and wanted to see by the way who the Taoist priest was so sacred. Senior Brother Sha and I also agree, but for different reasons; Senior Brother Sha is the same enemy, and I want to rest for a few days.
When I woke up the next day, I found that the old man's face was much more rosy and he was able to speak. Brother Monkey stepped forward and touched the old man's pulse and said: If you recuperate well today, you can use medicine tomorrow. The man asked: What kind of medicine is used? I'm going to prepare. Brother Monkey said: You don't have to worry about this, Lao Sun has his own arrangements.
After that, Brother Monkey went out, saying that he wanted to collect some medicinal herbs and come back. After about an hour or two, Brother Monkey came back, holding some messy roots and grass in his hands. On the third day, the old man's spirits were better again, and he was even able to sit up slowly. Seeing this, Brother Monkey handed over some of the medicinal herbs to the woman and told her to put them in a pot and boil them for two hours. After a while, a strong smell of herbs spread through the room, and then smoke drifted out, so that the whole tent seemed to be a boiler, and the air was bubbling at this time.
Wang Er! Wang Er! Suddenly there was shouting outside.
Ay! The man replied, and then walked out. It turned out that the man's name was Wang Er. The man went out, and then he was pushed in, accompanied by a rude voice: What's wrong? Do you know how to dispense your own medicine? The man was pushed in, and the man who followed him in was a Taoist priest.
When I saw the Taoist priest and Senior Brother Sha, he immediately stood up, and Brother Monkey asked: What are you two doing, nerds? Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother, look, isn't that Taoist priest here? Brother Monkey was agitated and stood up suddenly. Babble! Where did you guys come from? Isn't there a prescription? The man said to the Taoist priest with a smile on his face: Brother Xuzhu, these are guests who came over two days ago, and they have nothing to do with them.
Xuzhu Daoist walked over, looked at Brother Monkey, and then circled around us, and said, "You guys are so bold!" Actually robbed us of our business! Brother Monkey smiled and said: Brother, where do you speak, it is the duty of a doctor to save the dead and help the wounded, and Lao Sun is just doing his duty. Phew! Xuzhu Dao Chang snorted and said, "Don't sing high notes with me, let's say, where are you from?" The man hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Brother Xuzhu, they are really my guests." Get lost! The Void Bamboo Dao Leader viciously shook off Wang Er's hand. Brother Monkey said: Hehe, you don't have to ask about this, since you don't want to help treat the disease, then Lao Sun has to do it for you. The Xuzhu Daoist looked very angry, and suddenly reached out and smashed towards Brother Monkey's front door.
Brother Monkey was quick and grabbed his fist at once, and made him unable to move. Xuzhu Daoist estimated that he never expected Brother Monkey to have this ability, and his face was as red as pig's liver. Brother Monkey smiled and said: Brother, just say it, why do you want to do it? You should know the truth of anger hurting the liver! Xuzhu Daoist struggled a few more times, but he couldn't break free, and in the end, Brother Monkey took the initiative to let go of him.
Hum! Xuzhu Dao Chief snorted from his nostrils, and then said, "You wait and see, I'm going to see how powerful you are today!" After saying that, he left without looking back. The man said, "Oh, this time it's a disaster." Brother Monkey smiled and said: Brother, don't be afraid, Lao Sun is trying to see how powerful they are! Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, we're here to make sure it's okay. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother, how did the Taoist priest know that Second Brother Wang's family was decocting medicine? I said: Senior Brother Sha, you are so stupid, look at this room is full of medicinal smells, can't you smell it everywhere when the wind blows? Brother Monkey said: The nerd has a point.
Wang Er was still there, annoyed. Brother Monkey said: Brother, why are you so unproductive? I've said you don't have to worry about it! Wang Er's daughter-in-law came over at this time and said: I heard that the Xuzhu Taoist has two brothers, quite some martial arts, and can also spell, it is said to be very powerful! Now it seems that he went to invite his senior brother to come, so won't we be in trouble then?
Brother Monkey smiled and said: Sister-in-law, don't worry, Lao Sun will definitely teach them a hard time, and ensure that they will not do anything wrong in the future. The woman said worriedly, "I hope so, but they are really good."
The woman was about to fry it, and Brother Monkey instructed her to take care of the two old people and drink some, and then we sat there and waited for the Xuzhu Taoist priest to come to the door to "seek revenge".
It didn't take long for the sound of shouting outside to sound, Brother Monkey beckoned us to go out together, and then we saw Xuzhu Taoist priest leading the other two Taoist priests towards Wang Er's tent with angry faces. Wang Er also came out, and Wang Er smiled and was about to catch up, but was stopped by Brother Monkey.
Brother Monkey said: Brother, you stand aside first, see how we clean them up, you don't need to be polite to them, otherwise you will have to inch in. So Wang Er had no choice but to retreat. Daoist Xuzhu led the two Taoist priests to stand at a distance of one zhang from us. Brother Monkey stepped forward, looked at the Xuzhu Taoist priest with a smile and said: Brother, you don't know the rules, as the saying goes, the road is half of the sky, what are we hindering you? Now it seems that you want to fight to the death? Xuzhu Taoist priest said: I just don't like you today, so what? Brother Monkey said: Hehe, then there is no way.
Then Brother Monkey turned to the two Taoist priests next to Xuzhu Taoist priest and asked: How do you dare to ask Dao Chief? Xuzhu Daoist pointed to the Taoist priest who was close to him and said: This is my senior brother, the Dharma name is Void Dao Chief. Then he pointed to the Taoist priest on the side and said: That's my second senior brother, the Dharma name Void Dao Master. Brother Monkey smiled and said: Disrespectful, disrespectful! The Void Dao Leader stepped forward and asked politely, "Have you ever beaten him?" The Void Dao Chief pointed to the Void Bamboo Dao Chief and asked Brother Monkey.
Brother Monkey smiled and said: Brother, you don't know right from wrong, obviously he did it first, why did he say that Lao Sun beat him? Besides, Lao Sun just pinched his fist and didn't fight back, so how could he beat him? I and Senior Brother Sha also hurriedly stepped forward to help and said: That's it! Wang Er said: Yes, Brother Void, they didn't fight! At this time, the Void Dao Chief, who had been standing next to him without speaking, suddenly walked up and said to the Void Dao Leader: Senior brother, they seem to be those who are going to the end of the mysterious space. Oh! The Void Dao Leader looked surprised and asked, "Really?" Of course, we can't tell them that, so we don't talk anymore.
The Void Dao Leader further said: "Senior brother, don't ask, I heard that those few who came from Lingshan and are going to the end of the mysterious space are all strangely shaped, don't you think they are?" The Void Dao Elder is looking at us carefully again. Seeing this, the Void Dao Master further said: I heard that they are all Vajra incorruptible bodies, and eating their flesh can increase cultivation.
As soon as the Void Dao Master finished speaking, he saw that the Void Dao Master's previous frowning brows suddenly relaxed, and asked, "How many of them are really King Kong's incorruptible body?" Seeing that his identity had been revealed, it was no longer easy to hide it, so Brother Monkey said: So what? Isn't it? The Void Dao Master said: Senior brother, that's right, it's them! It is said that eating their flesh increases cultivation! Hey! After listening to the words of the Void Dao Chief, the Void Dao Leader began to laugh sinisterly, laughing so hard that I had goosebumps.
The Void Daoist said, "Then I'd like to try." I walked up to Brother Monkey and whispered to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, it looks like they want to eat our meat! Brother Monkey said: This old grandson knows. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother, what should we do now? Brother Monkey said: It's good to be improvised, but I don't know their details.
Wang Er came forward and wanted to speak, but was stopped by Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey said: Brother, you go in first, it's none of your business now, Haosheng looked at the old man, and gave them medicine every day according to Lao Sun's instructions, and it is estimated that they will get better in a week. Wang Er asked: Brother Sun, thank you, be careful! I said, "Brother, go back." Senior Brother Sha said: Yes, you can go back. The Void Daoist smiled and said: I also heard that you are extraordinary, I don't know if it's true? Brother Monkey said: You don't have to worry about this brother, won't you know if you try it later? The Void Dao Leader said beside him: "Senior brother, their kung fu is indeed good, and it is said that they have defeated many powerful masters!"
The Void Dao Chief glanced at the Void Dao Chief, and then stopped talking. Brother Monkey turned around and looked at Wang Er and his wife, who were still standing at the door of the tent and looking nervously, and then walked up to the Void Daoist and said, "Brother, I will discuss something with you!" The Void Daoist glanced at Brother Monkey, but didn't speak. Brother Monkey said: Brother, look, now that some people are watching, if we fight here, it will inevitably have a bad impact, if you wear it out, you want to eat our meat, then who will dare to ask you to see a doctor in the future? Why don't we find a more spacious place, and Lao Sun will accompany you to make moves.
As soon as Brother Monkey finished speaking, the Void Bamboo Daoist leaned into the Void Daoist's ear and said, "Senior brother, this thin monkey is reasonable, let's find another place to take them." The Void Daoist thought for a moment and said, "Okay, let's go to the open space in the back mountain and have a showdown; If you lose, then we're not welcome; Please! Brother Monkey said: Brother, you only said half of what you said, if you lose, so what? The Void Daoist said: This is impossible! Brother Monkey stopped the Void Daoist who was turning around and said: Hey, brother, you don't care about it, it may be impossible, let's first say the conditions and then go with you.
The Void Daoist said: Well, as long as you win, I will naturally let you go. Brother Monkey said: Brother, doesn't this mean that you didn't say it? If we win, we naturally want to leave as soon as we want.
The Void Daoist said, "Then what else do you want?" Brother Monkey said: I heard that your youngest junior brother likes to occupy the women of the good family, if we win, you will allow me to cut off his little cock. Phew! Without waiting for the Void Dao Elder to speak, the Void Bamboo Dao Elder rushed to Brother Monkey with an arrow step and shouted angrily.
The Void Dao Chief looked at Brother Monkey, and then at the Void Bamboo Dao Chief, who didn't speak, just walked forward, and the Void Dao Chief walked at the back. Brother Monkey stepped forward again and said, "Brother, you have something to say." The Void Dao Chief finally stopped, and asked the Void Bamboo Dao Chief next to him sharply: Is there really such a thing? The Xuzhu Dao chief swallowed and spit out. Is it or not?
The Void Dao Leader asked sharply again. Xuzhu Dao Chang still didn't speak. Well, I promise you! In the end, the Void Daoist said to Brother Monkey hatefully. Big brother, don't! Xuzhu Daoist said with a sad face. You call it self-inflicted! The Void Daoist said, and then strode forward without looking back.
Brother Monkey said with a smile as he walked: Thank you for the Void Dao Master! I and Senior Brother Sha both laughed and said: Brother, you are miserable this time, Brother Monkey will cut your little cock later, and see if you dare to do anything wrong in the future! The head of Xuzhu Dao was so angry that his face turned red, like a defeated rooster. Xuzhu Dao Chang said hatefully: Wait and see, you will definitely not win! The Void Dao Leader led us over the hill to another relatively small flat land.
After standing still, the Void Daoist said, "Let's do it!" So we stood one-on-one. I am facing the Void Dao Chief, Brother Monkey is facing the Void Dao Chief, and Senior Brother Sha is facing the Void Bamboo Dao Chief.
The Void Dao Chief first challenged Brother Monkey, and actually flew up in the air towards Brother Monkey. The Void Dao Leader and the Void Bamboo Dao Leader saw that the eldest brother had made a move, so they also started to do it. Just as the Void Dao Leader was about to approach me, I said, "Click! Immediately, the Void Dao Master stopped and asked, "What's wrong?" I said, "Brother, let's make it simpler, so as not to make any effort." The Void Dao Master said: I want to hear about it! I said: It's better to be like this, let's come to rock-paper-scissors, whoever loses will lie down, okay? Cut! The Void Dao Master said a word, and then a hungry tiger came over.
I dodged and dodged, and I said: Brother, you said hello when you made a move! As soon as I dodged to the side, the Void Dao Master unexpectedly appeared in front of me. This time, before he could make a move, one of my feet was already stretched out, and my left hand made an offensive movement. Of course, the attack above was just a false shot, and the actual powerful attack force was all under my feet.
The Void Dao Master was really fooled, and before he could react to what was going on, he had already fallen to the ground. I stepped forward with one lunge, grabbing his hand on the ground with one hand and holding his head with the other. I said: How is my brother? The old pigs told you to guess rock-paper-scissors, you still don't believe it, and now you regret it! I quickly pulled up a handful of grass on the ground, then quickly twisted it into a straw rope, and then tied the Void Dao Chief's back scissors.
Senior Brother Sha's side looked more dangerous, so I went up to help. When the Void Bamboo Dao Leader saw that I had also gone up, he knew that he was not an opponent, so he fought with us and retreated to the Void Dao Chief's side. What are you doing here? The Void Dao asked. Senior brother, the second senior brother is tied up, and we have a good time to take care of it together!
In this way, they are even more powerless, the Void Dao Chief had a draw with Brother Monkey just now, but now that we go, the situation is very different, and gradually there are many loopholes, fortunately Brother Monkey is merciful, otherwise they would have already been scattered. I said: You two better surrender as soon as possible, we just need his little cock, so as not to exhaust yourself. Senior Brother Sha said: Yes, it is not good for you to drag it out like this.
Brother Monkey didn't say a word, but stepped up his attack on the Void Dao Master. Seeing that he was about to knock the Void Dao Chief to the ground, the Void Dao Chief jumped to a place three feet away from us. Seeing this, Daoist Xuzhu no longer entangled with us, and went to his senior brother's side as quickly.
I and Senior Brother Sha laughed and said: Don't run, if you can't win, just say it! Just as the three of us were about to step forward to catch them, the Void Dao Leader suddenly took out a hat from his back, golden yellow. I said: Brother, you can't win, it's useless to take out your hat! He said it again and continued to walk towards the Void Dao Elder and them.
Suddenly, the Void Dao Chief's mouth gurgled out, and then he saw that the hat was getting bigger and bigger!
I was taken aback and hurriedly stopped my progress. Senior Brother Sha was also stunned, saying that he had never seen a hat that could be enlarged, which was really strange. Brother Monkey said it was not good! Bad thing! When the hat became almost the size of the tent of the second Wang family, the Void Dao Chief stopped grunting, and then threw the hat in our direction.
Come on! Brother Monkey shouted at us, and then took the lead and ran ahead. The hat flew towards us, just above our heads, and it seemed to have eyes that knew where we were, because it would follow us wherever we went.
Seeing that he was about to catch up with us, Brother Monkey had an idea and shouted at us: Senior Brother Sha, run to the woods! After saying that, Brother Monkey took the lead and ran into the woods. I'm right, the branches in the bushes are flourishing, can't you put your hat on it? So Senior Brother Sha and I also hurriedly followed Brother Monkey towards the bushes.
Strangely, the hat seemed to read through our minds, for it had sped up and run ahead of us, and had fallen off. Run this way! Brother Monkey was in command again, and then ran into the bushes next to him. This time the hat caught up with him at a faster pace, and he didn't hesitate to buckle it down.
Senior Brother Sha, who ran at the back, was the first to be hit, and then I was running in the middle. Brother Monkey was originally running at the front and the safest, but the hat seemed to be human, and after holding us, he moved forward a distance in time, until he finally buckled Brother Monkey inside.
Brother Monkey is more miserable, because his front feet are still outside, and his body is already buckled by his hat. So Brother Monkey got up there*. I and Senior Brother Sha hurriedly went over to help, and I said, "Brother Monkey, what's wrong?" Brother Monkey said: Oh no, quickly lift the hat, Lao Sun's legs were suppressed.
So Senior Brother Sha and I stood up again and lifted the brim of our hats up, but where could we lift them? The hat seemed to weigh tens of millions of pounds. I said: Brother Monkey, it seems that we have to tie up our hands and catch it, otherwise your front leg will be finished.
Hahahaha. Just as we were racking our brains to figure out how to save Brother Monkey's front legs from under the brim of his hat, there was a burst of laughter outside. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, you can't say it's the front leg, it should be the front foot. Well, the front foot is the front foot. I said.
Anyway, we heard a burst of laughter from outside the hat, and then we heard the voice of the Void Dao Chief. I said: Brother, let's admit defeat, hurry up and take back the hat! Brother Monkey said: What a fool, if you admit defeat, we must not be eaten by them? I said that this is just a stopgap measure. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, where can they be so easily fooled? Senior Brother Sha was not right at all, because the Void Dao Elder then said: Don't worry, I'll cast some more spells on you, so that you don't run away.
Then I heard a murmur outside, and then I felt dizzy, and then I fell to the ground as if I were sleeping.
When we woke up again, we found that we were already in a room, which seemed very spacious, as if the whole room was specially designed to tie us up. Not far away sat Xuzhu Dao Chang, seeing that we woke up, Xuzhu Dao Chang came over and glanced at us contemptuously, and then said in a disdainful tone: I still want my little cock, today I see who wants who's little cock, I'll eat your stuff later! I said: Brother, the old pig didn't say this, that was what Brother Monkey said.
Xuzhu Daoist had already walked over, but now he turned around and said: By the way, there are also your pig ears! After a while, the Void Dao Leader came in, looked at us with a smile and said: King Kong's incorruptible body is indeed worthy of its name; Sure enough, there were two hits; It's a pity that you met my invincible King Kong hat, and you still can't help it! I said: Brother, don't talk coolly, you have the ability to put us down and fight alone! The Void Daoist didn't speak, but just said to the Void Bamboo Daoist: Good students look at them, I will go with your second senior brother to burn the fire. Good! Xuzhu Daoist replied with a smile, looking confused.
I whispered to Senior Brother Sha: What do you think they will use to eat us? Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, where do I know this! Brother Monkey said indignantly beside him: Idiot, you are really useless, say some unfortunate things!
After a while, the Void Bamboo Dao Leader and the Void Dao Master came in and prepared to escort me out. Just as they were about to make a move, they were stopped by Brother Monkey.
Brother Monkey smiled, and then said: Brother, why don't you take my grandson first? When I heard this, I hurriedly said, "Yes! Oh, yes! Bone soup is the best, kill him first! Kill him first! Unexpectedly, the two Dao Masters ignored it. Brother Monkey continued: Brother, you don't know anything, it would be a lot of benefits to eat my grandson first. Hearing that there were benefits, the Void Bamboo Dao Leader and the Void Dao Master really stopped and asked, "Can you tell me what the benefits are?" Brother Monkey said: Look at it, as the saying goes, "the Lord comes first, then the second", and now since my grandson is a senior brother, he should lead by example; What's more, drinking some soup before eating meat is very helpful for digestion, isn't it?
The Void Dao Elder muttered: Well, it seems that this is still the case, the Void Bamboo Dao Elder thought about it and said: Second Senior Brother, let's eat him first to avenge the gnashing of teeth. So they really let me go and went to catch Brother Monkey instead.
When Brother Monkey was leaving, he said: Senior Brother Sha, the old grandson has taken a step first. I said: Brother Monkey, if the old pig can go out, he will definitely burn a good paper money for you, and a good Hades will take care of it.
Xuzhu Taoist said: Don't make noise, everyone has a share, you still want to escape, but there is no door. After that, the Void Dao Leader and the Void Bamboo Dao Leader escorted Brother Monkey away, and seeing that my expression was miserable, Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, Senior Brother will definitely be able to find a way to escape and save us.
I said: It's certain that Brother Monkey can escape, but I don't know if he will come to save us. Senior Brother Sha smiled, and said that you really can't help the second senior brother. Yes! Suddenly, not long after the Xuzhu Daoist and they escorted Brother Monkey out, there was a scream outside! I said: It's over, Brother Monkey has been poisoned, and we have no hope of escaping.
Yes! Suddenly, there was another scream, and it was even more violent than the previous one. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, it doesn't seem to be Senior Brother's voice! I said, "Who else would he be?" This time it's over. After the scream, calm returned outside, and Senior Brother Sha and I had to stand there quietly and wait for the scream that belonged to us.
The wait is long, especially before the execution, which is as uncomfortable as a pancake in a pot.
Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, do you feel that the ground seems to be shaking? I said: Why don't you feel it? It was driven by the old pig! Just as I was sweating all over, waiting for the Void Dao Leader and the Void Bamboo Dao Master to come in and grab me and Senior Brother Sha out, there was a sudden sound of hurried footsteps outside.
I said: Senior Brother Sha, if you can go out, bring a letter to Sister Qing, saying that the old pig will love her again in the next life. Senior Brother Sha looked very moved, and said: Second Senior Brother, don't worry, I will definitely do it. As he spoke, the sound of hurried footsteps from outside came in. Brother Monkey! My eyes lit up, because it was not the Void Dao Leader and the Void Bamboo Dao Leader who came into the house, but the Monkey Brother alone. Big brother! Senior Brother Sha also shouted.
Brother Monkey sighed, and then said to us: Hurry up, the three Taoist priests outside have already chased after us. When Brother Monkey untied me, I asked: Brother Monkey, didn't they cut off your head just now? Says who? Brother Monkey looked stunned. I said, "I didn't cut off your head, so what's your name?" Who called? Brother Monkey said: Lao Sun didn't call it! It was the Taoist priests who called, and Lao Sun poured a scoop of boiling water on each of their faces.
Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, I will say that Senior Brother will be fine. As he spoke, the three Taoist priests really rushed in. Get them! Void Dao said angrily. I saw that the faces of the Void Dao Elder and the Void Bamboo Dao Chief were indeed red, like ripe apples; And there were a lot of blisters on it, bulging like the skin of a toad.
The three Dao Masters took the lead and came at us one-on-one, this time they changed their formation, and changed to the Void Dao Leader to deal with me, the Void Dao Leader to deal with Brother Monkey, and the Void Bamboo Dao Leader still dealt with Senior Brother Sha. I must have been injured in the face of the Void Dao Chief, so my skills were greatly reduced. Even if the Void Dao Master dealt with me, it was obvious that he was still not my old pig's opponent. While he wasn't looking, I punched him in the face.
Of course, I didn't go straight to the past, so he could easily avoid it; I brushed it at an angle, my fist just past his cheek. Yes! Immediately, the Void Dao grew out and screamed, and then squatted down with his head covered. Of course, I wouldn't let go of this good opportunity, so I flew forward, grabbed him by the collar, and lifted him up. Today's Void Dao Chief can be said to be unrecognizable, and the toad's face, which was originally very good, was poked by me just now, and the result was messy, as if the terrain here: in the midst of the reckless mountains and rivers, a flat land suddenly appeared, which made people feel bright.
It seems that the Void Daoist is still afraid that I will poke him in the face with my fist, so he simply doesn't make a move, and simply hugs his head tightly with both hands. With experience, I did not hesitate to pass it on to Senior Brother Sha. Senior Brother Sha gave it a try and said: Second Senior Brother, it's really a solution! Of course, this method was useless to Brother Monkey, and the Void Dao Master somehow escaped Brother Monkey's poisonous hands. In this way, the situation has already been settled, so it didn't take ten moves to beat them all down.
In the end, Brother Monkey asked for advice on punishing them, and Senior Brother Sha said: Spanking! I said: No, Brother Monkey said that he wanted to grow a little cock in the Void Bamboo Road, where can he talk without words? Brother Monkey thought for a while and said: That's right. So the luck scissors fell, and the little cock of the virtual bamboo road came down.
The Void Dao Leader and the Void Dao Leader each spanked 200 times, and in the end they became steamed buns that had just come out of the cage, but they didn't steam up.