Prelude to the transformation

With the deepening of the relationship with my sister Qing and the expansion of my career, I feel more and more that the current appearance of this pig will definitely affect the development of all aspects in the future.

Such an idea did not arise on a whim, but was based on facts.

Sometimes, the guest wanted to introduce me to his other friends and wanted to have a meal together, but they all died of illness, and the reason was my appearance. They say that although acquaintances don't mind, it doesn't guarantee that everyone who comes into contact with me or will come into contact won't mind. They put it mildly, which means: Let's go for plastic surgery first.

I remember that time it was an old customer, saying that he had several who were also in the sales business, and I heard that Zhu Bajie was now a "banker" and wanted to see it. Of course, the purpose of the insight is to see if I can have some contacts in the wholesale business in the future, after all, my old pig is still a celebrity, and it is always more prestigious to cooperate with me than to cooperate with other "non-celebrities". Before I went, Sister Qing suggested that it was too direct for me to go like this, so it was better to shirk it first and talk about it later.

What Sister Qing said directly refers to my appearance.

I'm right to think about it, although they have seen my dignity when they watched "Journey to the West" before, but after all, it is TV, and they must think it is fiction, I am afraid that if they see that my real appearance is exactly the same as the appearance of Zhu Bajie on TV, it is estimated that they will not be as satisfied as when they enjoy the TV series. If in the past, with my appearance, I might be able to get a title such as "Great Immortal", but now is the era of high technology, people's aesthetic concepts have already changed, if you pass with a long nose and big ears like this, the effect will definitely be greatly reduced, although they are introduced by their peers.

After thinking about it, I was transformed into a handsome young man.

Sister Qing said "oops", and then she couldn't close her mouth, saying why didn't you show me your hands before? I knew you could transform, and we didn't have to work so hard when we kissed.

I was afraid that she would misunderstand, so I had to explain to her patiently, saying that when transforming, you should recite the formula, just like the students should meditate on the multiplication formula when doing arithmetic problems, and they should not be half-hearted, otherwise it will be invalid; In addition, a lot of energy is required during the transformation, and if it takes too long, the person will collapse......

Yes. Don't look at the few of us flying over and over when we were acting in Journey to the West, in fact, it was a very laborious job. Brother Monkey's skills should be profound, do you see that he sometimes doesn't walk before fasting?

I thought about meeting them according to such a body shape, and I should be able to pass the test, but I have a bad reputation and are suspected of cheating. But what happened then was very unexpected, something I never expected, even though it had happened once before.

By the time they got there, a few of them had already arrived. Several other people who had never met before were very surprised by my appearance, saying that how did the stupid and stupid big brother pig become so handsome now? Ask me if it's a spell that comes to be cast? When I mentioned it, I was angry, so I quickly found a topic to diverge.

I've already said hello to someone I know and told him what I think. He also thought that it was necessary to do so, so he didn't seem too surprised when they met this time, but just praised me for getting more and more handsome.

They were all as easy-going and talkative as the old client I had known before. It seems that we can still talk about it, from the current international situation to the personal eating, drinking, and Lazar, all of which are topics we talk about; And our ideas are unusually consistent. For example, on the question of "is it right for a man to engage a woman outside", several of us unanimously support extramarital affairs, extramarital affairs and other love triangles, saying that they are a symbol of human rights and conducive to the development of family planning...... But in the end, when I asked them how many women there were, they stopped talking and diverted the conversation elsewhere. I'm right, this is a "confidential document", how can it be leaked at will? However, I soon thought of another situation, that is, they didn't have any other women outside, and they were embarrassed to say it because of their previous boasting. Judging by their appearance, the latter is more likely.

Men can't avoid drinking when they eat, especially on occasions like this, and if they don't drink it, it's a sign of rudeness. Because I talked too speculatively before, I didn't say a word when it came to drinking, and I raised my hands in agreement.

The amount of wine of the old pig is not blowing, one can top them, when they drank with those heavenly soldiers and generals in the heavenly court, they gave me a nickname, called "Wine Fairy", which happened to be paired with Brother Li Taibai's "Poetry Fairy". It's just that later I went down to Heaven, and this elegant nickname was gradually forgotten by people, and it is estimated that only Tai Bai Xing still remembers.

Just like that time at the Queen Mother's peach party, relying on his own drinking, his attitude towards the toast is not refusal. used to want to provoke the attention of those fairy sisters, but now it's to make money; Although the purpose is different, the nature is still the same: all for a better life.

Drinking and drinking, something happened that I didn't realize beforehand.

When I drank a large glass of wine from one of them, I suddenly noticed that the other people were all looking at me in a daze. I thought that they were surprised to see that I had drunk too much, so they patted the person next to me on the shoulder and said "little meaning". They looked stunned for about half a minute, and then they fell back with a "ahhhh

I didn't know what was going on, until the familiar guest pointed to his own nose, and then pointed to my nose, I came to my senses, and quickly touched it with my hand, only to find that I had changed back to the appearance of Zhu Bajie at some point.

You can imagine the end result: not only did they not take the goods from me, but even the familiar guest did not dare to communicate with me too often, saying that they were afraid that his colleagues would laugh at me. Originally, the last time I was in Gao Laozhuang, I was also drinking, and I messed things up; I didn't expect this to happen thousands of years later.

Thousands of years ago, I drank so that I could enter the cave room with Sister Lan earlier, but I drank too much, failed to control my body shape, and turned into the appearance of Zhu Bajie and scared them all away. They all said to be careful of "happiness and sorrow", why can't I remember the old pig? It seems that getting carried away is unacceptable, and the result of forgetting is that you will show all your hole cards.

There is another point that I am more distressed about. That time, I made love to Sister Qing, and accidentally blocked the pig's nose into her eyes, which made us both very embarrassed...... Similar situations happen almost every day, and each time it ends in disappointment. Sister Qing said that if plastic surgery is bound to make our lives more perfect, her parents will not object, and the eyes of others will not be so weird.

I thought about it for a while, and this is also the truth. When I followed the master to the West Heaven to learn the scriptures, there were only four of us, and what others said about my appearance, it was all short-lived, and it passed after listening to it for a while. But now I am facing people who are about to live with me for a long time or cooperate with me for a long time, and they say that kind of thing and point out the "Sunshine Road" to me, and I feel that I should and need to compromise. Aren't people all taking care of each other's feelings, and then avoiding each other, and finally surviving?

So in the end, I decided to leave all the work in hand to Sister Qing for the time being, and I was wholeheartedly planning for my plastic surgery.

This was proposed by Sister Qing, and I was very happy. In order to control costs and profits well, the financial aspects are still handled directly by me.

According to the current technical means, it is not too difficult to transform the appearance of a pig like me to be exactly the same as a human. I consulted with the doctors, and they said that the staging surgery was needed, and as long as there were no accidents such as infection, the success rate of the surgery was basically 99.99%.