Deformation Failure (1)

If he didn't want money, he asked for a piece of land in Gao Laozhuang, saying that he planned to build a house there in the future for vacation.

For example, the air quality in Heavenly Court is not good, the pollution is serious, and many heavenly soldiers and generals can't stand it, so they all apply to come to the earth.

You have all seen that money will be useless one day, because it itself is made by man himself, man-made things, what can be eternal? I'm afraid there is nothing but thoughts. Therefore, while you still have money in hand, you must buy more land, which is called real estate.

Real estateReal estate, real estate sounds more secure, right?

As he said, even if I gave him a piece of land, he could only show me a way, and he didn't dare to guarantee whether it would work.

People may say that my old pig will definitely not give a piece of land to Rulai.

Wrong, not only did he give it, but he also seemed very generous, as if he had just scooped a spoonful of salt from the salt shaker in my kitchen.

I think it's also an investment, but it's different from other ways of investing: they invest in what is visible, and I invest in what is invisible.

The advice is: start your first baby.

What is the concept of "reincarnation"? That is to say, my old pig has to live again, starting from the age of zero, and then growing until the current age; In other words, everything before is non-existent and meaningless to me, because Zhu Bajie is no longer there, and is replaced by a brand new little person; That is to say, everything I have now will be lost, including Master, Brother Monkey, Senior Brother Sha, and Sister Qing, including the bank cards that can be withdrawn infinitely, including my current status; They don't belong to me anymore......

I believe that the vast majority of people can see that Rulai's suggestion is simply "", there is nothing to say, there is no feasibility at all, and it is completely fooling. Of course, my old pig also noticed it, but I didn't say it. I understand the meaning of the words "rare and confused".

Taibai Lao'er is quite affectionate, when the emperor Lao'er was about to cut off my head, it was he who interceded to avoid death; Now he comforted me and said that if I think of another way, don't hang myself from a tree, Rulai's appetite is quite large, but I am afraid that when the time comes, people will not make it, but put everything into it, so that I will lose my wife and soldiers, and in the end I will have a clean breeze on my sleeves.

The reason why Taibai Lao'er has helped me again and again may be that he is old and hopes to accumulate more yin virtue; Second, it may be because I used to provide him with free snacks and food every day when Marshal Tian Peng was in the past. I think the latter possibility is greater, or the latter possibility is more important.

Brother Monkey was once stuffed by Tai Bai Xing in the alchemy furnace and trained a pair of fiery eyes, which shows that Tai Bai Xing's alchemy furnace has a certain effect of heavy trees. According to Taibai Lao'er himself, there was a heavenly general who had his hands and feet cut off because of fighting demons, and they were all reconnected in this alchemy furnace, and they were still intact. So, Taibai Lao'er said that we can try it, it's free.

I was a little reluctant, not because I didn't believe him, but because I was afraid that if I didn't succeed, wouldn't I be disfigured?

Taibai Lao'er said this, don't worry, as long as the alchemy furnace is not broken, as long as the two of us work together, it is possible to succeed. Attention is possible.

Taibai Lao'er said that even if it is not successful, it will not leave any sequelae, just like taking a sauna, purely for fun.

It's free, and there's no risk yet, so I'd certainly like to give it a try. I believe that anyone will try it if they change. It was very hot in the alchemy furnace, and it was many times hotter than the Flame Mountain back then. The heat is not the main thing, what is even more maddening is that it is very stuffy, almost breathless. Brother Monkey stayed here for eighty-one days, I don't know how he came here, the feeling should not be uncomfortable, but extremely uncomfortable, as for the specific feelings, we others can't imagine.

As for why Brother Monkey was ninety-nine eighty-one days at the beginning, Taibai Lao'er said that it was made up by their immortals, but in fact, it was not necessarily eighty-one days, such as eighty days, or eighty-two days.

After staying in the alchemy furnace for three days, Taibai Lao'er said that it was almost over, let me go out and let him take a look.

Of course, it didn't work out, and if it did, the diary might have been a different ending.

Taibai Lao'er said that it may be because one of the two of us was not focused enough to reach the realm of "unity of things and me", so he failed. I need to concentrate on everything, why do I suddenly forget about it? I admit that I didn't concentrate, and I was undressing inside when I heard Taibai Lao'er muttering mantras outside. It's too hot inside to stand it.

Lao Er has a set of "meditation Dafa". The Dafa of the Mind is not a spell, but a realm, and once a person enters that realm, he can be almost omnipotent, and he can move with the movement of his thoughts. However, in that state, people can't control their thoughts, you have to let your thoughts pop out on their own like a ping-pong ball, and then you can follow the thoughts. Because you can't generate ideas on your own, you can't determine your destination. Taibai Lao'er said that the idea without a purpose is the most real idea of human beings, because at that time it was already "the unity of man and God", which is why people often say that "nature is the most beautiful".

The old pig has never been able to sit still, in the words of Brother Monkey, it is like a nail on my buttocks, so I can't reach that state, so it is doomed to fail to change back into human form with this method.