Chapter 137: You Can't Stand Up to the Stooge
"Where? Why can't I hear it? ”
Wu Mengjiao ran freely back and forth, and only then said, "I seem to hear footsteps." ”
Jiang Chi: "..."
If it weren't for me, I would have almost believed that there were really steps.
"Don't run around yet, stop, and then listen to the footsteps?"
Hearing this, Wu Mengjiao followed what Jiang Chi said, stopped, and then listened carefully, something strange happened, and she really didn't hear any footsteps.
"Oh, that's amazing!"
Her eyes lit up.
Jiang Chi said weakly: "That could be your footsteps..."
Wu Mengjiao: "..."
After thinking about it, she didn't believe it, ran back and forth again, and actually heard footsteps.
"? Can you hear your own footsteps? ”
It was as if she had discovered a new world.
Jiangchi audience: "The dishes are distressing. ”
Jiang Chi: "Who is this?" Do I know? ”
System: "It seems that this year's host is not even good for the boss with the host." ”
PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds is a game, and what many newcomers don't know is that they can hear their own footsteps, but many people don't pay attention to it.
Therefore, Wu Mengjiao's behavior as a fool at the moment, in Jiang Chi's opinion, is excusable.
"Alright, let's go to Building 2 first."
Jiang Chi really couldn't bear to be so embarrassed anymore, so he hurriedly called Wu Mengjiao.
"Well..."
Wu Mengjiao pouted, looking very reluctant, as if she hadn't had enough fun.
Just as Jiang Chi and Wu Mengjiao were walking one after the other, at this time in Building No. 2, two people were searching for supplies.
"There may be people in Building Three, how to say? After searching this building, go to Building 3 to make a wave? ”
Another teammate hesitated a little and said, "Forget it, I don't know how many people there are, it's always right to be a little bit." ”
"Gou?"
When he heard this, he replied disdainfully: "What's the point of going on with this game, finish searching it right away, and go!" ”
Looking at the resolute attitude of his teammates, although he was shaken, the other person was still determined and ready to fight.
That's when they abruptly gave up on the idea.
Because in their headphones, the sound of doors opening and footsteps is heard.
"Someone!"
Almost instantly, the two gave up searching the room, and instead chose to go to the staircase, ready to stop the two from attacking the building.
From Jiang Chi's point of view, he naturally heard the footsteps of Building No. 2, and after opening the door, he did not choose to go directly to Building No. 2, but chose to walk back and forth with Wu Mengjiao on the first floor.
The intention is to interrupt the other side's idea of guessing where they are, and more importantly, to make the other side panic and expose flaws.
But this time the enemy was unexpected by Jiang Chi, a horse with a stable mentality, although Jiang Chi and Wu Mengjiao continued to deliberately make steps, but they couldn't stand still.
"Something, these two people."
Jiang Chi saw that his style of play seemed to be useless to the other side, so he decisively gave up this style of play.
"So, what's more effective?"
All of a sudden, Jiang Chi couldn't think of any good way.
Three stinkers, one Zhuge Liang, so Jiang Chi set his eyes on Wu Mengjiao and asked, "Do you have any good ideas?" ”
Wu Mengjiao thought about it when she heard this, and replied, "Or... Straight punch? ”
After speaking, he added: "Anyway, your marksmanship is so good, what are you afraid of?" ”
Jiang Chi: "..."
Audience: "It's not good to read, it's so 6?" ”
Although the sycophants are quite fragrant, Jiang Chi feels that Wu Mengjiao may have taken the wrong position.
What's going on now? Still a sycophant?
So Jiang Chi said sternly to Wu Mengjiao: "In the future, please say more about this kind of thing!" ”
Wu Mengjiao: "..."
After Jiang Chi saw that Wu Mengjiao, a stinky cobbler, couldn't stand up to Zhuge Liang together, he dispelled the idea that Wu Mengjiao could help him find a way, and thought about it seriously.
If his guess is correct, the opposite side is the staircase on the far right, so is it okay to touch the staircase in the middle? But this will miss the footsteps, as for the building map on the far left...
When you go up, you'll find that it's all cover.
That doesn't work, that doesn't work? How?
Now the best thing is to touch the staircase in the middle, but how do you touch it so that the other side doesn't find it?
Thinking of this, Jiang Chi's eyes suddenly lit up, and then he stared at Wu Mengjiao back and forth.
"Hey, hey."
There is still a wicked smile in his mouth from time to time, but in Wu Mengjiao's opinion, why is it so obscene?
She suddenly had a bad premonition.
"?"
She asked Jiang Chi fiercely.
"Jiaojiao... Today, you are exceptionally beautiful! ”
Jiang Chi said emotionally, as if what he said was the truth.
If it was Su Xiaoxiao at this moment, maybe I would think about this and that.
But she is Wu Mengjiao!
Wu Mengjiao's Mengjiao!
"So?"
She didn't fluctuate in her heart, and even wanted to laugh a little, and secretly complained: "Want to trick the old lady? I don't look at how many pounds and taels I have. ”
"So, I just want to talk about how beautiful you are."
Jiang Chi scratched his nose and said again with a clear conscience.
"Okay, if you have something to say, let's talk about it, if you have a fart, let's let it go!"
Wu Mengjiao replied in disgust.
Seeing that she didn't seem to be soft, Jiang Chi suddenly changed to hard again: "You! Throw bombs in here and then rush up and hit them, and I touch the back of their butts, understand? ”
"Huh? Let me rush them alone? ”
Wu Mengjiao pointed at herself, looking incredulous, and said, "I'm a girl!" I'm a girl! ”
"So?"
Jiang Chi asked her with a smile in Wu Mengjiao's tone.
"Don't go!"
She refused very resolutely, don't even think about this kind of thing, it's a joke with her life.
Fools go.
She said secretly.
"Really?"
"Don't go!"
It seems that this Wu Mengjiao is soft and hard and doesn't eat it...
When Jiang Chi thought of this, he originally wanted to give up, but he felt that being a man and persistence was the most important thing.
And now he and Wu Mengjiao rushed up directly, if it is not good, it is one v three, as for why one v three? If you know, you know.
That's why Jiang Chi doesn't do such stupid things.
In front of me, I only had to touch up the stairs in the middle, and the best way to sneak attack the opposite rear was the best, but Wu Mengjiao didn't cooperate, which was a headache.
Now, only letting Wu Mengjiao cooperate with him is the best way.
So how to make Wu Mengjiao, who doesn't eat soft and hard, cooperate with him?
What's the best thing to do for this kind of woman?
Jiang Chi doesn't know, the audience doesn't know, and the system doesn't know.
But, the browser knows.
Jiang Chi quickly took out his mobile phone, and then searched for a sentence.
[On how to deal with a woman who doesn't eat hard and soft? 】
It's just an instant, Zhonghua Youwei's mobile phone searched for him a lot of answers.
Looking at one of them, Jiang Chi fell into deep contemplation, and then his face was entangled, and he gritted his teeth when he thought of something.
"Damn, that's it, do it!"