Jiang Chi held up his emotionless AKM.

Open all the mics: "Hands up!" ”

Opposite: "..."

I think it's better for you to shoot me directly.

But he thought so, and obediently put down the gun in his hand.

"I'm telling you to raise your hands! Didn't tell you to put down your gun! ”

Opposite: "..."

Come on, come on, give me a try!

It's a game! You think it's reality.

Helpless, he had to open all the microphones and respond to Jiang Chi: "Big brother... This is the game. ”

"And then? So you're not lifting? ”

"Don't lift it!"

"Since you don't lift it, then I'm coming."

After Jiang Chi finished speaking, he pulled the trigger.

The bullet hit him in the head, bringing out green-colored water, as if to mourn the silence of his failure to lift the gun.

I saw that his head was crooked, his eyes were dark, and he fell to the ground, unable to look at him for a long time.

"I'm not going to lift it today! Hand! ”

He looked up to the sky and roared.

In a certain Internet café, all the teenagers who surfed the Internet looked at him with strange eyes, and there were even many minors.

"Look, look at him, he said he wouldn't lift it!"

"Oh my God, I don't think I'm very old, why is this how young I look."

"Hurry up, I've heard that those men who don't lift only like men!"

"Shhh Really? Walk fast, walk fast. ”

So in an instant, the people who pointed at him left, and those minors ran out of the Internet café directly.

"Oh my God! It's horrible. ”

Him: "??? ”

What not to mention? Is it wrong that I can't lift it? Can you raise your hand for this game?

He still hadn't figured out why the people in the Internet café were looking at him strangely.

At the same time, in Jiang Chi's live broadcast room, he who was helping Wu Mengjiao looked at the barrage.

Barrage 1: "Anchor, you successfully pit a person!" Attaboy! Strive to have more eunuchs in the whole world. ”

Barrage 2: "Why are they all nine-year compulsory transactions, and you have to be so good?" ”

Barrage 3: "You also have waist discs, but you are the only one who stands out." ”

Barrage 4: "This is what the anchor looks like, don't say it, report it!" ”

Barrage 5: "What to lift?" ”

…

Looking at the barrage posted by the Xiu'er, Jiang Chi admitted that these contemporary stinky young people are really a little good.

As they said, they also have waist discs, but these viewers are so prominent.

"Brother Meng, how's it going? That's a pretty good fight, isn't it? ”

Jiang Chi proudly showed off, as if he really played well.

Wu Mengjiao: "I played well, I almost lost it." ”

Audience: "How's the fight, you don't have any points in your heart?" ”

System: "Look again? What to see? I don't know him! ”

In the face of these responses, Jiang Chi silently buttoned his nose and looked indifferent.

Whatever you say, I'm thick-skinned anyway.

He even pulled out a smile: "Hehe, thank you for the compliment." ”

Wu Mengjiao: "..."

Audience: "..."

System: "..."

Say... When to go inside the stove? actually practiced the legendary invincible cheekiness.

But Jiang Chi's cheekiness is different from others.

He's cheap, and he's straight.

Other people's cheekiness is cheap and scum.

Wu Mengjiao didn't have anything to do with Jiang Chi, and after being helped up by Jiang Chi, she asked, "Is there any medicine?" ”

"Nope."

"Do you know where the medicine is?"

"I'm an immortal?"

Jiang Chi asked a rhetorical question, which made Wu Mengjiao speechless on the spot.

That's right, Jiang Chi is not an immortal, how does he know.

"Well, I'll admit it, I'm an immortal."

Jiang Chi sighed and continued: "Downstairs, there is a bandage. ”

Wu Mengjiao: "..."

Didn't say it sooner? Do you have to trick me?

In the face of such a Jiang Chi, she really has no way at all.

This man is not only thick-skinned, but also straight!

What can she do? She's desperate too!

When Wu Mengjiao ran to the first floor.

She: "..."

"Just... What's going on..."

She asked Jiang Chi curiously.

Jiang Chi scratched his nose, looked at the ground, and said, "That's what you saw, even the only remaining clothes have been taken off." ”

Hearing this, Wu Mengjiao thought of something, and a sense of picture came to her face, and she blushed suddenly.

Shocked: "Hiss! This... Oh my God, is this still a game? Actually do that kind of thing. ”

As she spoke, she wanted to groan.

It's so much, it's nostalgic.

But she still said sternly: "How can this be? In broad daylight! This is too incomprehensible, isn't it? People now. ”

She sighed as she spoke.

Jiang Chi: "..."

"Why can't I understand what you're saying?"

"You know."

Wu Mengjiao squeezed her eyebrows, as if to say: Brother, don't pretend.

The problem is Jiang Chi, I really don't understand.

"I'm just saying, someone was fishing just now, and then in the end there were no supplies, so they took off their clothes as supplies, I don't believe you look ahead."

Hearing this, Wu Mengjiao looked forward.

I saw that in front of the clothes, there were a series of bandages.

That's right, a series of bandages, each with a place, together put together to form an assembly line.

Pick this thing up, anyone with a discerning eye knows that there is a trap.

"It turns out... It's fishing. ”

Wu Mengjiao sighed embarrassedly.

"So what's not? What do you think it is? ”

"I thought it was that."

Jiang Chi: "??? ”

"Which, please?"

"That."

"Which one the hell!"

Jiang Chi asked with a ghostly anger, and almost didn't give Wu Mengjiao a big mouth.

"It's the monkey kind!"

Wu Mengjiao was also asked about ghosts, and even wanted to fight with Jiang Chi like this.

"Raw monkeys?"

Jiang Chi was stunned for a moment, and then his face... It's red!

Barrage 1: "? The streamer also blushes??? Hiss! It's the first time to watch the live broadcast, everyone take a screenshot! ”

Barrage 2: "Husband, why are you blushing?" Is it because the slave family is too beautiful? ”

Barrage 3: "Take this anchor away for Lao Tzu!" And that player! Yes, yes, what? Why? Lao Tzu arrests people, never needs evidence! ”

Barrage 4: "Once in a lifetime, the anchor blushes!" ”

…

Jiang Chi is straight and good, it doesn't mean that he is stupid, now that Wu Mengjiao has said it so obviously, how could he not think of it, he couldn't think of it before because he didn't think about it because he had preconceived ideas.

Sure enough, it's an old driver.

Jiang Chi sighed, for Wu Mengjiao, it was full of admiration.

After Wu Mengjiao picked up the bandages one by one, Jiang Chi finally couldn't help but complain.

"This bandage is put one bandage after another, but it's really a talent."

To say that Wu Mengjiao is very excited about picking up things, no matter what it is.

It seems that all girls are like this, and there is no resistance to teammates picking up things when they play this game.

Maybe it's related to the fact that I like to go shopping.

After Wu Mengjiao took the medicine, Jiang Chi said to her: "Pay attention, I seem to hear footsteps." ”

"What? Footsteps? ”